Chapter 531: I Can't Get Out of Your Routine in This Life [First Update!] 】
"It's just ......" Zuo Xiaoduo pulled his hair and said, "Nian Nian Mao, can you change her name?" ”
"Can't!" Zuo Xiaonian was very resolute.
"Or do you want to change it?" Zuo Xiaoduo finally seized the opportunity and said angrily: "Don't look like you, okay?" ”
"Isn't it good to look like me, I think it's good?" Zuo Xiaonian was sincerely puzzled.
"Hmph...... These innate spiritual creatures can all grow up......"
Zuo Xiaoduo snorted and said, "She looks the same as you, are you planning to find me a little wife?" Anyway, I will never agree to her marrying someone else in the future! ”
“…… Burst! ”
Zuo Xiaonian squirted directly, is this okay? Is this jealousy!?
"How could Bing Soul get married? It is the essence of the generation of heaven and earth, if it is not a living person, who will it marry?! Zuo Xiaonian was surprised.
"Whether it can be or not, anyway, I want to make this clear to you, if she grows up, then there may be nothing else except to be my little wife!"
At this point, Zuo Xiaoduo expressed extreme resoluteness.
Except for mine, I can't give it to anyone!
I just don't agree anyway!
A hint of cunning flashed in his eyes. It is impossible for Bingluo to grow up, Zuo Xiaoduo knows this clearly.
On this point, he and Li Chenglong have consulted too much information; And, I have seen countless ancient legends.
But Zuo Xiaonian is not as boring as the two of them.
Two single dog men together, when there is really any strange idea, it will come up, when Zuo Xiaoduo and Li Chenglong checked, cough, God knows what kind of idea the two of them had to check.
Anyway, Li Chenglong's expression was very rippling at that time, and his eyes were very persistent; And Zuo Xiaoduo's expression at that time was also extremely lewd...... There is also some longing in his eyes......
But the final result made the two extinguish all illusions......
"Bing Soul shouldn't grow up, right......" Zuo Xiaonian was also surprised by Zuo Xiaoduo's strange question: "It's just an innate spirit...... How could it be ......"
"There are many innate spirits in ancient legends."
Zuo Xiaoduo insisted: "It is not uncommon for many scripts to have innate spiritual objects to get married, and even to have offspring. ”
"Otherwise, you will change her appearance, or you will be a sure candidate for a little wife!"
Zuo Xiaonian only felt that his brain was subverted at this time, and he couldn't turn the corner, and said speechlessly: "Xiaoxiaoduo's essence is just a piece of ice, and he definitely can't marry someone......"
Zuo Xiaoduo said unreasonably: "According to ancient legends, there are snakes and people who marry, dragons and people who marry, people and trees who marry, and spirits...... By the way, the Elven ...... Hmph, what's not to do with that; Anyway, it just doesn't work with your face. I'll feel like I'm green......"
Zuo Xiaonian was helpless, so he went to discuss with Xiaoxiaoduo.
Xiaoxiaoduo resolutely disagreed with the change of appearance.
Zuo Xiaonian's appearance locked in the current age group can be described as the most perfect appearance in heaven and earth, I will never change it!
Let me settle for the next best, how is it possible, it is absolutely impossible!
"I really don't get bigger. Besides, I don't even have a gender, so who to marry......" Bingluo was also speechless for someone's jealousy.
How can this human being seem to be mentally ill, I am just a piece of ice, and you are jealous of me, it is simply perverted......
Of course, with the purity of Binglu, he would not have thought of Zuo Xiaoduo's true thoughts......
"What if it gets bigger?" Left Xiao Duo did not give an inch.
"No in case."
"Humph! Even if you say that, I'm still a little worried. Zuo Xiaoduo was a little stubborn.
It's a little puffy.
The finger-sized body was so angry that Zuo Xiaoduo was so angry that it was bigger.
Zuo Xiaonian asked Xiao Xiaoduo to take the spirit sword back to rest, and then said, "I'll do my work slowly in the future, what are you anxious about?" Really...... You're so jealous that you can't explain it. ”
Zuo Xiaoduo said very seriously: "This is a matter of principle for me, and I can't ignore it." ”
Zuo Xiaonian became more and more speechless.
But Zuo Xiaonian also knew what Zuo Xiaoduo was thinking in his heart, and he couldn't help but start thinking about this question when he compared his heart to his heart; I am not afraid of 10,000 in everything, but I am afraid of what happens.
Zuo Xiaonian said in his heart: "For Xiaoduo, he doesn't mind Bingluo being his little wife, but what he cares about is whether Bingluo will grow up and whether he will get married." ”
"Although this possibility is very small, very small, and even unfounded and whimsical, Xiaoduo must prevent it."
Zuo Xiaonian was also worried.
And this has a different meaning for Zuo Xiaonian.
After considering this issue from a private standpoint, Zuo Xiaonian found that he could neither accept Xiaoxiaoduo to grow up and get married, nor could he accept Xiaoxiaoduo as Zuo Xiaoduo's little wife......
And with the temporary shelving of this matter, Zuo Xiaoduo brought it up with a miserable face, Zuo Xiaonian made Xiaoxiaoduo become her own appearance, this incident caused a lot of damage to herself, and she was heartbroken and heartbroken.
Therefore, Zuo Xiaonian wants to compensate himself!
And you have to be very serious and compensate very well.
"How to compensate?" Zuo Xiaonian thought about it, and thought about it along the lines of Zuo Xiaoduo's mouth, and actually felt that he had done a bad job in this matter, so he thought about accepting this plan.
"Sleep with me at night!"
Zuo Xiaoduoyi solemnly put forward his request: "And you have to dance for me!" Wearing cat ears and cat tails will soothe my broken heart! ”
Zuo Xiaoduo finally revealed his true purpose, and the wolf's ambition was revealed.
"Impossible! No way! Zuo Xiaonian vehemently refused.
"When I was a child, I slept together a lot, and it's not like I didn't sleep before......"
"That was when I was a kid! Do you think you're still a kid? ”
"I don't care, you have to accept it anyway, this is your punishment, and then it is compensation for me! If you don't, you don't recognize your mistake! ”
So the two began to bargain fiercely and finally came to an agreement.
On the condition that Zuo Xiaonian danced one more dance for Zuo Xiao, the matter was revealed.
Sleep together or something, erase it!
And in order to dance this dance, with or without cat ears and cat tails, the two had a new round of arguments, and finally Zuo Xiaonian won with difficulty: you can do without cat ears and cat tails!
Zuo Xiaonian thought that he was in a desperate situation, and he was able to move back to the situation, or did he win two cities in a row, wouldn't he have the upper hand?
With a sigh of relief, I finally convinced him.
"You're cheap!"
Zuo Xiaoduo looked very magnanimous.
Finally solved this problem, Zuo Xiaonian was also relieved and relaxed.
But after a while, it suddenly didn't feel right.
It's so easy to do a dance to solve this...... Hey?
Suddenly, there was a knot in the head, and a question mark slowly appeared on the door of the head: This is the ...... Why did you somehow get to the point of dancing?
How could I agree to dance?
Zuo Xiaonian was a little confused, how did he talk about this?
It's obviously a situation of defeat, how can I still feel that I have the upper hand......
In the end, even the condition that he just danced but didn't sleep with him took the initiative to put it forward, and then Zuo Xiaoduo disagreed in every way, and actually begged him to agree......
Zuo Xiaonian couldn't help but scratch his head in confusion, this matter ...... Something seems to be wrong......
Zuo Xiaoduo had already returned to the room and started searching for videos.
Zuo Xiaonian bit her plump lip and stood in the living room, always feeling that there seemed to be something wrong in this matter......
I should have been tricked.
But since when was it tricked?
Why did I want to compensate him?
This thing goes around and around...... This...... How did it develop?
Zuo Xiaonian was completely confused.
If Zuo's mother Wu Yuting is by her side, she must be heartbroken - girl, you have no hope in this life, the little dog has a far-reaching layout, don't you know that Bingluo will not grow up and get married?
That's simply his excuse to play and take the opportunity to make trouble!
You have been tricked from the beginning, and from the beginning you feel that he has a point, and you feel that you owe him something, so how can it be good?
You should think the other way around, that kid is red-mouthed and white-toothed and said that he wants to marry a little wife, where is that putting you?
Why aren't you jealous, don't use the topic to play, and hit a rake, what a good opportunity you missed?!
You girl, if you are hopeless, you will be eaten by this kid for the rest of your life!
The old lady didn't look at it......
In the room.
Zuo Xiao Duole rolled vigorously on the bed, covering his mouth and smiling.
Finally waited for this day, hahaha, miss the cat, do you think you can escape from my Five Finger Mountain?
I still don't know if Ice Spirit can't grow up?! You think I'm as stupid as you are?
But this dance, you can't dance today!
The mobile phone was on mute, Zuo Xiaoduo searched for various dances intently, and he was thinking about which one to let Niannian cat dance?
This matter really has to be gradual and safe.
The kind that is too coquettish is not good, it scared her, it is estimated that not only will she not jump, but she will beat herself, if it stops there, it is more likely that this benefit will be completely gone......
So choose the one that is more conservative, let her be coquettish and then feel that it doesn't seem to be so shameful, although embarrassed but acceptable...... That's the kind of thing that does.
In this way, you can also show your own thoughtfulness......
Then you can say in a high profile: Actually, I don't have to ask you to dance, you see, it's not difficult to pick one, right? Actually, I'm just kidding you......
And then...... Hey, hey, hey......
Everything has to be done gradually, and everything will come naturally.
I have to say that Zuo Xiaoduo can be said to have exerted 1,000% of his ingenuity in dealing with Zuo Xiaonian; It can be said that he is full of wisdom and has no last resort, aiming at Zuo Xiaonian's character, synthesizing his own family brotherhood, strategizing, step by step, steady and steady, and encroaching inch by inch......
If he puts this kind of effort into military research, it is estimated that it will only be a matter of minutes to replace Li Chenglong as a generation of military advisers......
I remember a friend said that if I had focused all my attention on pursuing my girlfriend, I would have gone to Tsinghua University a long time ago......
Ahem, a truth!