Chapter 129: Beauty Trick, Mighty Cat!
This young man named Lei Neng Cat looks quite good, very handsome and handsome, a pair of peach blossom eyes, smiling, full of warm colors, that is, that figure, at first glance it can be regarded as extremely slender, but if it is down-to-earth, you can immediately see that the proportions of this gentleman's body are seriously incongruous: the upper body is long, and the lower body is short.
The whole person looks like about 1.78 meters, which can be regarded as tall, but the upper body is almost 1.3 meters including the head, and the lower body is less than 50 centimeters from thighs to feet, and the proportions are really uncoordinated to the point of being quite large!
The big beauty on the left stopped in response.
He is so unhurried, the fundamental purpose is to catch Kaizi, otherwise even if he dresses up, but a single woman entering Lonely Bamboo City may also arouse suspicion.
And once you do it, you will immediately reveal your stuffing.
Being able to go in with a big family is, of course, the best choice...... Of course, you can't be quick to agree, you have to be reserved, you have to want to indulge, and you want to refuse to welcome ......
So the beautiful eyes were black and white, and the red lips opened lightly, and said suspiciously: "Lei Neng cat? Could it be ...... People from the Lei family? ”
The little voice was cold and pleasant, like a clear spring in the mountains, tinkling, so that people could listen to it, and the bones would be half crisped first.
The bones of the Lei Neng cat are already crispy, and the sound is too good......
His spirit suddenly perked up, and he made a posture that he thought was extraordinarily chic, and smiled: "The girl also knows my Lei family...... Hehe...... Dare to ask the girl's surname? ”
"My surname is Xu." Zuo Xiaoduo said coldly: "Lei Gongzi, please do it, it was originally ...... Hearing Childe's name is a little special, I want to ask what it is...... Hehe...... No need. ”
"Why don't you use it?"
Lei Nengmao's heart was itching, and the hidden color in his eyes looked at the big beauty in front of him.
Oops, this ...... Height of 1.76 meters? Weigh only a hundred pounds? At most, it is not more than one hundred and eleven, and this chest is about ...... Ninety-two? waist, it should be...... Fifty-nine? Well, sixty; Buttocks...... Ninety-three?
The ratio of the upper body to the lower body is almost five to eight of the golden ratio? Or even more, eight to five?
This figure is really ...... Is...... Is...... Suck!
Lei Neng cat boasted of reading countless women, and at a glance, the basic number of women was in his mind, and the error was never more than three millimeters!
But after so many years, it is the first time I have seen a woman with such a perfect body!
The foreign and foreign countries look so bad for the country and the people, and the country and the city are overwhelmed......
So he snorted and swallowed another mouthful of saliva: "Miss Xu, my name...... Haha, my name actually has a very interesting story. ”
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Da Mei ignored it, she really learned Zuo Xiaonian's cold aura, and walked away from the wind.
Long hair fluttering, clothes fluttering, fragrant breeze fluttering, streamers fluttering......
Of course, Lei Neng Cat followed Yufeng, walking side by side, looking at the beauty's beautiful side face, I only felt a heart pounding.
I'm in love!
I'm really, really in love!
“…… Back then, my mother was very fond of raising animals, and my family used to have a few pandas, but there was one that was very weak, and compared with other pandas, the legs were shorter, as if there were no long legs at all...... My mother was very pitiful and often said, "Panda, if you have no feet, won't you become a capable cat?" ”
The corners of Zuo Da Meiren's mouth seemed to move, and she seemed to want to laugh but held back, and then continued to move forward in the cold wind.
Lei Nengmao saw that the beauty had a reaction, and his heart was immediately happy, so he continued to speak: "It happened that I was born that year, and when I was born, my father said, why is this child's legs so short? ”
"But my mom was very fond of it, and of all our siblings, I was the one who liked the most, probably because of my short legs...... He also gave me the name Ray Neng Cat. ”
Lei Neng Cat laughed: "My mother hopes that I can be as carefree as a panda for the rest of my life, so I named Lei Neng Cat." Uh-huh, that's it, hahaha...... That's the origin of my name, it's not bad, it's very popular. ”
"Originally, this name used to bring me a lot of troubles, and I didn't like it when I was a child, but as I grew up, I understood my mother's hard work, and it became more and more pleasing to the eye and liked it."
"My mother gave me a nickname, and I called it the mighty cat. I really live up to this name, it is indeed big, it is big everywhere, the kind of big that envy others! ”
Lei Neng cat's face is like a filial son.
But the guards of the Lei family who were following him almost didn't throw up.
There are fewer cats.
Don't blow it!
Who doesn't know that the last thing you like in so many years is your name?
I was beaten up last month for wanting to change my name.
For so many years, who dares to mention the word Lei Neng Cat in front of you, it is the prelude to your turn of face and madness, no, this name has caused a lot of lives, and it is not just the word "underbeaten" that can be described and described!
Now, you actually said that you like your name the most because of the pickle girl, we really want to ask: If you talk like this, won't your conscience hurt?! You have such a long speech, and your words are conclusive, do you believe it yourself?!
He actually called himself a powerful cat......
But the big beauty in front of him obviously recognized Lei Nengmao's statement, although it was still cold, but he nodded for the first time: "Yes, yes, the sky is high and the parents are kind, Lei Gongzi is so filial, presumably Lingtang is very pleased with Lei Gongzi's filial piety." ”
Lei Nengmao blinked, and suddenly his eyes turned red, sighing, with a kind of sadness that forcibly held back tears, he took a deep breath, and said in a low voice: "My mother, I haven't seen you for three years...... She's an old man......"
Zuo Damei was surprised: "I'm sorry, I didn't know she was ......"
At the moment when Zuo Xiaoduo almost said the word "deceased"-
"She's an old man...... It's been a long retreat ......"
Lei Neng Cat blinked her eyes desperately, and tears were almost coming out of her eyes: "I've ...... I haven't enjoyed mother's love for three years......"
Zuo Da Beauty's expression suddenly turned speechless, and she rolled her eyes coquettishly.
Rub, I thought your mother was ......
It turned out to be a retreat......
"Young Master Lei, don't make such jokes about the elders." Zuo Damei taught.
Well, in addition to being greedy and stingy, timid and afraid of death, Zuo Da Beauty is not so much that she forgets her righteousness, especially the word filial piety, which is the most important, any disobedience and unfilial piety, in his place, it will not work, of course, except for "foolish filial piety" and "blind obedience"!
"Yes, yes, the girl taught me."
Lei Neng cat chick pecked rice and nodded: "I will definitely listen to you in the future, and I will always listen to you." ”
“……”
Zuo Damei, who obviously didn't want to talk to someone again, continued to resist the wind, and her speed increased by a few points.
"Girl, where are you going?"
Lei Neng Cat also asked attentively.
No, I don't.
Continue to be cold, continue to fly forward with a blank face, and increase in speed.
"Miss Xu, why are you out on the sidewalk alone, although you are a master of art and bold...... However, this road is really not very peaceful, and now there is a big devil in our Wumeng, who is ruthless, murderous, does all kinds of evil, and is mad......"
No, I don't.
Continue to be cold, high and cold.
"That big devil's name is Zuo Xiaoduo, and he is a person of the star soul......"
Lei Neng Cat followed behind the beauty, chattering constantly, introducing, describing, continuing to add adjectives, and added to Zuo Xiaoduo the big devil with adjectives such as heinous, full of evil, rape and plunder, etc., the most important and critical thing is to explain again and again, this fang is a super pervert......
When you see a beautiful woman, you can't walk, you must have one of that and that...... Crazy, outrageous stuff.
Although Zuo Da Meiren continued to move forward coldly, her speed finally slowed down a bit.
But because of the growing anger in my heart, I couldn't help but shoot this guy into meat on the spot!
This bastard is so slanderous and slanderous of Lao Tzu!
Your grandma's!
It's such nonsense, but it's still a serious thing, it's serious, it's ruthless, it's just a matter of killing people and selling goods, Lao Tzu is not afraid of people saying it, that's all legitimate operation, legitimate defense, okay?
But when Lao Tzu can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, why do you have to do this, that, that, and that, Lao Tzu is still a real boy, okay?!
When I get out of danger, I will definitely cramp and peel your bastard skin as soon as possible, and crush your bones and scatter ashes!
At this time, the Lonely Bamboo City could already be seen in front of me.
Lei Nengmao saw that the big beauty on the left was moving slower and slower, and he was overjoyed, thinking that the beauty was scared in his heart.
Isn't this a great opportunity to be diligent?
"Miss Xu, look, I have guards, so many people, each of them is a master, hehehe...... The master of the masters, no matter how rampant Zuo Xiaoduo is, he doesn't dare to be presumptuous in front of me, in front of me, he is a younger brother, Miss Xu, can you tell me where you are going, I can escort you there. ”
Lei Neng Cat immediately began to boast: "Don't hide it from Miss Xu, our Lei family, in this Witch League realm, is still very energetic." ”
Zuo Da Meiren bowed her head slightly: "The earth-shattering thunder of the twelve ancient families, no matter how lonely I am, I have heard of it." ”
"My trip is to arrest Zuo Xiaoduo."
Lei Nengmao first pretended to be forced with a faint expression, saying that the arrest of Zuo Xiaoduo was just a trivial matter, and then turned to flattery: "So, the behavior is very free." Miss Xu, where are you going, I'll send you. ”
"This ...... Not really, right? ”
Zuo Da Mei hesitated, her eyes flashing: "Lei Gongzi has a heavy responsibility on his shoulders, and I have more of a burden...... I'm afraid that it will delay Childe's business! ”
"Don't delay, don't delay, the girl is blue-hearted, Bing Xue is smart, where will there be delay!"
Lei Neng Mao slapped his chest wildly and slapped his chest: "Don't worry, just leave everything to me!" I'm a Rayeng cat, definitely worth any trust! ”
Including your lifelong trust!
Lei Neng Cat added in his heart.
"The little sister is not a person who doesn't know what to do, and I thank the son for his kindness...... But I really don't know how to repay my son...... "Zuo Da Beauty's face has only eased up now."
Ray Neng Cat is happy!
actually called herself a little sister, there is a play, there is a play!
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[Ahem.] 】