Chapter 111: No Problem!
Shall I speak first?
Zuo Changlu couldn't help but think of his relationship with Tears Changtian.
Xin said: "Or, I call you big brother, you call me dad?" ”
But this sentence is not dared to be said no matter what.
If you say it, the Demon Emperor and the Eastern Emperor can go crazy immediately...... This is the Demon Emperor's Palace.
Be steady!
Zuo Changlu pondered for a moment, and said: "Xiaoduo told me a wild history book, a certain ancestor and disciple, witty and absurd by nature, children's temper, one day hard pull the nephew and layman son and nephew to worship, if you don't agree, you can't do it, afterwards the nephew said to his nephew: 'Uncle Shi is innocent, regardless of secular generation, and it is common for the rivers and lakes to be chaotic, but due to fate, we will talk about each other...... I think the same is true of the current situation, but it will be ...... by chance Let's go our separate ......."
Strictly speaking, what Zuo Changlu said seems to be reasonable, but if he has no confidence, he really has no confidence.
But as I said before, when the other party is willing to compromise, it is also a myth to speak without confidence!
Seeing that the Demon Emperor stroked his palms with relief, he smiled and said: "Not bad, good idea, let's talk about our own things, each talk about our own good, the rivers and lakes are already chaotic, and it is only right that we do not follow the worldly generation." ”
"We are all transcendent beings, how can we be bound by the world...... Haha, okay. ”
Donghuang also stopped studying the wine glass, raised his head and said: "Each theory is good, but what is the specific theory?" ”
The Demon Emperor said happily: "Xiao Duo and Xiao Nian are Yaqiong's reborn parents, and of course they are the same generation as us. This can't be messed with! ”
"Big brother is right."
The Eastern Emperor nodded, his face like a heavy jujube: "This is Yaqiong's fate, and it is also everyone's fate." ”
"Let's go with the Left Throne...... cough cough cough, they have been friends with each other for a long time, and they have heard the name of the big name for a long time, so it is also ...... This and this ......," the Demon Emperor stammered as he spoke.
Rao is a generation of emperors, and this is not smooth.
You have a relationship with other people's sons.
And then talk to other people's fathers on the same level?
It's one thing for everyone to approve of it, but it's another thing to say it.
Donghuang saw that his brother was embarrassed, and sighed in his heart, but his face suddenly showed a sense of unstinginess, patted his thigh, and laughed: "We are all the pinnacles of all races, of course, we are also friends of the same generation!" There's nothing you can't say about that, right? ”
I have to say that the old drama bones are the old drama bones.
His Majesty the Eastern Emperor can play the role of the king of the world, can also play the commander who wins thousands of miles, can also play the kind elder, and can also play the role of a generation of thinkers who strategize......
Now playing this kind of mixed two-pole role, it is also vivid, and it is three points to the bone!
In short, it's a shameful thing, and it's all done by the Eastern Emperor.
What the eldest brother is not good to do, I will do it, it's as simple as that!
Demon Emperor Jun suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, handed over an approving look to the Eastern Emperor, and said, "Although the second brother is usually like this, what he said at this moment is really right, and I think so too." ”
Donghuang lowered his head and rolled his eyes, and said in his heart, what I can say is not right, this is what you can't say in the first place......
Besides, what does it mean to be so usual and not stingy? Is Lao Tzu this kind of person who usually mixes around? Didn't you force it?
If you don't look at the face of the eldest sister, Lao Tzu won't pay attention to you!
But Lao Tzu has been acting with you, the eldest brother, for a lifetime, and so far, he has tried any role......
This acting career, so far, can be regarded as a smooth trip in various fields.
In any field, there is an actor's trophy formation!
What does life mean is like a play, and drama is like life, isn't that it?
Is Lao Tzu easy?
Lao Tzu has a brother like you, and this life is like this, Lao Tzu is on the stall, how can he not accept his fate?
Zuo Changlu over there also stroked his palms and laughed: "It's really the same as the hero, I think so too." ”
For a while, the three old men were all smiling, as if they had let go of the boss's worries.
Solved!
The Demon Emperor's brain also became flexible repeatedly, and said: "For Yaqiong, there is nothing difficult to distinguish, right, Xihe and I are his father and queen mother, Xiaoduo and Xiaonian are his parents, and the second brother is naturally his uncle, as for the left brother and younger siblings...... Ahem brother...... Brother that...... This one...... Brother and sister-in-law ......"
The Demon Emperor froze for a moment, and wanted to talk about Brother Zuo and his younger siblings.
But thinking about the intention of pulling people down from the position of elders just now, and then calling them younger siblings, it seems that you have to think twice and inch in, which is unreasonable.
I can't even pass this level myself, let alone others!?
So I temporarily mentioned it and changed it to my sister-in-law......
And go on: "...... cough cough cough, yes, Brother Zuo and sister-in-law are naturally still his grandparents, let's talk about each other, the rivers and lakes are chaotic, and fate will meet. ”
"That's right, there's no conflict at all, there's no conflict."
Demon Emperor Jun waved his hands, using gestures to enhance the persuasiveness of his words, and tried his best to explain: "He is Yaqiong here, Lao Qi, and Xiao Xiao over there...... No problem! ”
"Yaqiong is the seventh prince of the demon clan, and Xiaoxiao is the successor of the star soul, this is not the same thing, it can't be regarded as a person. It's even more problematic to say that. The Demon Emperor slapped his thigh.
Zuo Changlu and Donghuang Taiyi looked serious: "Yes, there is nothing wrong!" ”
"There's no conflict at all."
On the other side, Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian were stunned to see these three old guys who were already as thick as the bend of the city wall touting each other, blowing like a spring breeze.
Hearing that the identities of the two of them were arranged in various ways, the two of them, as direct parties, did not even have the qualifications to speak.
On the other side, Xihe and Wu Yuting covered their faces, feeling that they had no face to see people......
This doesn't make sense...... The group of men in the middle of nowhere were touting each other and talking to each other, and there was nothing wrong with it!
It's like three people talking about math together.
One said: One plus one equals nine! That's fine, right?
The other two agreed in unison: no problem, this is no problem, one plus one is equal to nine, where does the problem come from!!
Xihe's embarrassment is because of the demon emperor Jun, for this title, he has almost messed up, it's too embarrassing, and he forcibly suppresses people's seniority, and it is really not authentic to do it consciously...... But it's really not good if you don't suppress it......
And Wu Yuting's entanglement is very different.
Because she thought about her family.
Zuo Changlu and Tears Changtian are sworn brothers, and Zuo Changlu is the boss.
And as the daughter of tears, she married Zuo Changlu, the boss of her father.
So Zuo Changlu called Tears Changtian the second child, and sometimes called his father-in-law.
But the tears are thunderous, and he never calls Zuo Changlu the boss, and he has never called a son-in-law...... Because I don't dare.
In other words, he was originally a generation shorter, but he was raised by a generation because he married a non-person.
And that's just a matter of my own generation.
After having a son and daughter, it was even more chaotic.
Sons, who are both sons and sons-in-law; As for daughters, they are both daughters and daughters-in-law.
If you change to yourself, you are both a mother-in-law and a mother-in-law, and Zuo Changlu is also a father-in-law and a father-in-law.
That's it.
Who let his adopted daughter marry his own son, since the fertilizer water did not flow to the outsider's field, the follow-up fragments have to be accepted willingly!
In the future, grandparents, grandparents, and grandparents, we will also carry it on our shoulders.
Until now......
Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian were ruthlessly mentioned by the demon emperor and his wife: the demon emperor depreciated himself and argued with Zuo Xiaoduo and Zuo Xiaonian on an equal footing, but the demon emperor and his wife also had an equal relationship - the son rubbed all of a sudden, this is the same generation as himself?
You demon emperor Jun, do you want my son to call me sister-in-law when he sees me?
Wu Yuting felt that she was about to break her head, but the more she thought about it, the more confused she became, and the more she couldn't figure it out.
is a family of four with a full schedule, why is it so messy?
And it's that kind of ...... The kind of chaos that I can't figure out for a long time!
I have to say, this thing is really brain-burning.
If you bring in your own father, my son calls me my husband's boss, and my son calls me sister-in-law, so that the puppy and his grandfather can also be called brothers?
Isn't that more messy than mess......
Well, if Daddy is not serious, and a little friend who can't think of pulling Xiaoduo to worship, will he stage the story that Changlu just said, my God......
A certain creator god said that this relationship was not clear, and forced everyone to tacitly agree not to mention the issue of seniority in the future.
Then everyone really stopped talking about seniority!
Since this matter has gone down and the whole thing has been settled, in order to avoid embarrassment, try to avoid meeting in the future.
Think about it carefully, what's the big deal, as long as I want to avoid you, then I can guarantee that you won't see me in your life after today's separation!
Thinking about it further, in order to avoid the embarrassment of meeting each other, we have avoided the summit of the demon race and the human race, but I am afraid that the friction between the demon race and the human race will be much smaller.
The knot in the heart is gone, the demon emperor and the queen set up a banquet, the east emperor accompanies them, everyone has a drink, and there are exactly eight people here.
Demon Emperor Jun, Eastern Emperor Taiyi, Demon Queen Xihe, Zuo Changlu, Wu Yuting, Zuo Xiaoduo, Zuo Xiaonian, Xiaoxiao, parentheses: Seventh Prince Yaqiong.
And the person who is responsible for turning around and pouring tea is no longer Zuo Xiaoduo, it is the turn of everyone present's juniors, Xiaoxiao.
Everyone mentioned it, but they didn't mention it.
When Xiaoxiao walked to Zuo Xiaoduo's side with a wine jug, he snorted a few times, and he didn't know how to say hello for a while.
After all, now he has recovered his memory, his mind has returned, and his mind has also returned, and he is no longer the ignorant little three-legged golden crow, so he naturally knows that he can't call his mother anymore if he is called Zuo Xiaoduo......
But at this time, he suddenly changed his name to Dad...... It seems too sudden, too deliberate!
Zuo Xiaoduo rolled his eyelids and said, "Why don't you call Mom?" ”
The dignified seventh prince was blushed by a sentence and almost hid his face and fled.
The Demon Emperor Donghuang Zuo Changlu was stunned for a moment, but suddenly laughter shook the sky, and the embarrassing atmosphere that remained before was gone.
Zuo Changlu said softly: "When you grow up and become sensible, you have to change your name to Dad." How can there be a reason to call a man's mother. ”
Xiaoxiao was relieved and hurriedly changed his words.
Zuo Xiaoduo agreed, and drank a glass of wine at the same time with Zuo Xiaonian, who was called his mother with a flushed face, and said with emotion: "It's not easy, after being a mother for so many years, it's really not easy...... cough, it tastes wonderful, wait for Dad and Mom to discuss, when will I get you a younger brother out. ”
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[The generation of the Zuo family made me sweat; God knows why it's written like this...... This author is such a genius......]