The Honghuang version of "The Biography of Cixi" Empress Dowager Cixi stood above the clouds with a compassionate face: "I have come from a hundred years later, with the constitution of heaven in my mouth, performing countless changes, in order to save the common people in the world, I vow to let the Chinese Empire stand on the top of East Asia and achieve the indefatigable cause of the Eastern Emperor!" ”

The crowd cheered: Holy Saint of Heaven and Holy Empress!

Suddenly, Victoria, the leader of the Western Church, appeared Victoria, dressed in white holy clothes, with a golden book on his head: the Bill of Rights, surrounded by looms, internal combustion engines, and warships and other sacred relics, and thousands of black slaves prostrate on the ground with their hands folded, kneeling and praising endlessly. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Nicholas the Great, the head of the Orthodox Church, appeared from the North Sea, sitting on an icy throne, holding a golden scepter, and with a wave of his eagle wings, he rolled up the steep north wind.

"Amen, Cixi Daoren, this is your burial place!"

"This is Xiao Dao'er," the Empress Dowager Cixi smiled slightly and patted the top of her head, "and look at me as soon as I dissolve the three clears!" Hearing a few bells, a woman dressed in simple clothes came out due east, holding a wine urn, and a woman wearing an imperial crown appeared in the south, holding a bright red pomegranate skirt, Cixi raised her palms towards the two, nodded slightly, "Please two sisters to help!" ”

The woman in simple clothes picked up the wine urn, "The wife of the Han Gaozu of the palace, the one who entered the Taishi Gong Benji, and the Empress Lu is also!" Now I want to brew an urn of adults, which lacks an emperor, please Victoria Taoist friends to take a look! The wine urn was full of auspicious light, slowly growing in the air, towards the Victorian hood, and there were countless people circling and dancing on the side, singing together: "The son is the king, and the mother is the captive." All day long, twilight, often with death. Three thousand miles apart, who will tell you! ”

Victoria threw out the bill of rights and tried her best to resist, and Lu Hou smiled: "The song of Mrs. Qi is very suitable for the body of the Taoist, if the Taoist is pressed in my urn and becomes a human being, and Edward ascends the throne as the king, wouldn't it be the answer to this song?" ”

The woman wearing the imperial crown was also majestic, with the sun and moon in the sky on her left and right shoulders, and said to Nicholas the Great, "I am the Empress Wu Cao!" Today, there is a pomegranate skirt, which was condensed with my heart and blood in the past, and I ask Nicholas the Great to check it. ”

The pomegranate skirt was colorful and shining, and it swept towards the Nicholas Great, and the empress made a song and said: "Look at Zhu Chengbi's thoughts, haggard and fragmented as Yijun." I didn't believe that I would cry more than I came, and I opened the box and inspected the pomegranate skirt. ”

Nicholas the Great used his scepter to send out a storm of ice and snow to resist, and the two-headed eagle flew up and grabbed the empress's face, and the empress smiled, "How can such a flat-haired beast get close to me?" As soon as the mud pill hole above his head opened, the golden lantern and the white lotus stretched for hundreds of miles, the double-headed eagle screamed and fell to the ground, and the Nicholas the Great shouted angrily, "Good girl, I will never die with you today!" After getting off the throne, he personally held the staff and called Wu Cao, Wu Cao was not afraid, and said with a smile, "I have experienced four emperors, established two emperors, created two dynasties of imperial industry, and the martial arts are all famous, how can I be afraid of you Hu Renye King!" He also took out a Yuyang drum and swayed it at will, fighting with Nicholas the Great.

Two pairs of people and horses fought together, you come and go, thunder is all over the sky, the stars fall to the ground, the golden black jade rabbit trembles, Cixi just sat on the lotus platform, smiled and watched Victoria and Nicholas the Great in a hurry, seeing that they were about to lose, Victoria blocked a blow from Lu Hou, and his left hand hurriedly sent a palm thunder, smashing a giant warship towards the head of the Empress Dowager Cixi, and the warship fired artillery in all directions, which was very powerful. The Empress Dowager Cixi stretched out her hand and pointed, and the warship rolled in mid-air, dripping but couldn't get down, "This is the way of the day after tomorrow, how can you get close to the palace!" Lu Houwu Zetian laughed and moved forward bravely, "Today, we will set the respect of things and things, and you can't wait to underestimate the heroes of the East!" “

The Empress Dowager Cixi was talking and laughing, when suddenly a black hole appeared behind her, and a giant hand holding a katana with a Xuanguang attacked the back of the Empress Dowager Cixi, only to hear a coquettish shout: "Long live the great leader!" A small pamphlet with a bright red cover appeared in front of the katana, blocking the sneak attack, and the visitor was repelled tens of thousands of miles away, and then stabilized his body, which turned out to be an Oriental samurai with a short beard, a gloomy face, and a kimono.

"It turned out to be the Meiji Emperor Daoyou, as the supreme of a country, Daoyou will inevitably have a ** share in this sneak attack, right?" The Empress Dowager Cixi didn't turn around, "But the people of the Japanese country are like this, and this palace can't be lowered to the same level as Daoyou!" “

"Bold and bold!" Wu Zetian's sword eyebrows were upside down, he was furious, took out the seal of Mount Tai and threw it towards Nicholas the Great, "I am known as the Queen of Heaven, Emperor Gaozong is known as the Emperor, and you are a small country, how can you dare to arrogant yourself as the Emperor!" “

"Daoist friends are angry, Bensheng knows that someone must sneak attack, so this gasification Sanqing, and there is also a Taoist friend who told him to hide in the dark, just to guard against waiting for villains," Empress Dowager Cixi took out a trumpet and blew it violently, and the great sun in the sky slowly fell, "Please come and destroy this enemy!" “

"Long live the Great Leader!" A middle-aged woman in a tunic and glasses, with short ear-length hair, jumped out of the middle of the day, with a pen hanging from her chest and a red booklet in her right hand, "I am Li Yunhe, Comrade Cixi, and today I see that this class enemy wants to sabotage our great revolution. I, Li Yunhe, can't let him go first! “