Chapter 681: How Tsunade Looks at Jiraiya
No matter where you go, no matter where you come from, it's a tragedy, and it's a very big tragedy!
Tsunade and the Mizumon couple, Orochimaru, and Itachi were eating dinner in the house, and they discussed while eating:
"Tsunade-sama, will Jiraiya-sensei be able to come back today?"
Tsunade thought seriously for two seconds (in fact, when Kushina asked a question, he immediately dropped a piece of braised pork in seconds), "It shouldn't be able to come back, it's better if he won't come, so no one will grab meat with me to eat!" ”
"But, Tsunade-sama, is this really good?" Kushina was sitting next to Tsunade, and she actually began to worry about Jiraiya and Tsunade's affairs.
"Is anything really good?" Tsunade asked nonchalantly, and as for the others, they all had their ears up at this time.
"Oh, I'm talking about him chasing you, you're not a big guy, you see, our Naruto is so old, you ......"
"Don't talk about it, it's impossible for me to talk to him!"
Jiu Sinai hurriedly asked, "Why?" Why is it impossible? Don't you really know what the teacher has been thinking all these years? ”
"Girl, you found such a reliable man from the beginning, so you can naturally stand and talk without backache, but have you ever thought that Zilai is really suitable for me?"
Watergate silently wept while eating, why am I lying down again? No, you can't see me, you can't see me......
"Uh, isn't it inappropriate? Why? ”
"It's very unsuitable! As for why? It's actually a matter of two people, one side is him and the other side is me! Nana, let me ask you, what kind of person do you think I am! ”
Tsunade's question drew the other three men in, and they all pricked up their ears.
"Naturally, there is no need to say much about the strong, Tsunade-sama's strength is not an ordinary strongman, but a super strong! Needless to say, a woman who can dominate a village and is the strongest village is naturally not an ordinary domineering! Role model, you're a great role model for women like us! So, in my eyes, you are invincible! No one can match you! Jiu Sinai poured out all the words in his heart like beans at once!
"Yes, you also said that no one is worthy of me, do you still think that Zilai is also suitable for me?"
"Forehead ......" Jiu Sinai was stunned all of a sudden, not only Jiu Xinnai, but even Shuimen shook his head with a wry smile, he could see that Teacher Jiraiya was really hopeless!
"But ......"
"Don't do it, let me ask you, if Shuimen's strength was lower than you, he wouldn't have been able to save you from Yun Ren's hands at the beginning, would you still secretly promise because of that incident back then?"
"This ...... After all, this didn't happen, and I didn't know, but at that time, only Watergate didn't laugh at my hair color! ”
"You're right, Watergate doesn't laugh at your hair color, but do you know what that Jiraiya said about me back then?" Although her words were for Kushina, the direction she was looking at was Orochimaru.
"Stinky woman, ...... at the airport" I don't know why Orochimaru suddenly felt that if he said it later, he might die! So he swallowed it decisively!
"So, it's not that I don't give him a chance, it's that he never takes a chance! To be honest, even when I met back then, it was me and Jiraiya who were together longer! After all, we grew up together! But it's because I grew up with him that I know him better and understand better that he's not for me! ”
"Hmm, is it because Jiraiya-sama is too wasteful? Tsunade-sama is too strong? Kushina asked suddenly.
"Forget it!" Tsunade said vaguely with food in his mouth.
"Then why don't you give him a chance to conquer you?"
"Why should a woman wronged herself? Is it my fault that he can't subdue me? I can only say that he really doesn't understand me! You know, it's not that I don't have a boyfriend, it's just that the male ticket is dead! ”
Kushina's face was black, why did Tsunade speak so bluntly, so strongly, and so ...... Well, Jiu Sinai is running out of words!
"This is from my side, from his side, Nana, do you think he is a qualified husband? As a hint, you can compare him to your Watergate! ”
Tsunade-sama, can you strap me? I'm going to die a terrible death.
"This, let me take a look, Watergate never messes with flowers, doesn't go to nightclubs, and doesn't go to flowers and wine, and it seems to be a frequent visitor to all nightclubs and all fireworks places!
This will pass him away!
Then, the teacher usually likes to peep at girls taking a bath, which Watergate didn't learn, so I'm lucky. From this point of view, the character of the teacher is problematic, and he is not suitable to be a husband, so he is passed!
In the end, Jiraiya is a very knowledgeable teacher and proficient in all kinds of ninjutsu, but the best thing is some little yellow books, even Kakashi was harmed by him, I think he will definitely harm more aspiring young people, in this regard, Jiraiya teacher should be humanely destroyed! Well, PASS OFF! Unqualified!
But ......"
Jiu Sinai was just about to continue counting, no, to be precise, a turning point, to help Jiraiya say something good, but was interrupted by the Tsunade who saw through it: "Okay, stop, you see, you can't stand these shortcomings, why should I accept these shortcomings of his?"
No, isn't that a disadvantage? This is simply a matter of character, he is really not suitable to be the husband of any woman, he is only suitable to be a prodigal! ”
"But, Tsunade-sama, you're not fit to stay at home, are you? Because, you don't seem to like children'...... either! Seeing Tsunade with an unharmed face, Kushina breathed a sigh of relief.
"No, you're wrong, I'm actually very fond of children, you know, I have a younger brother! Dear brother! How could I not like little ones? At the beginning, I would go to accompany him almost every day when I went home, but unfortunately ......" Tsunade's eyes were foggy, and he obviously thought of something.
"Oh, I'm sorry!"
"It's okay, it's been so many years, and besides, I also have a younger brother now, although this younger brother is not biological, but I'm still very happy!" Tsunade's eyes narrowed with laughter!
Jiu Sinai muttered to himself: Teacher Jiraiya, you are really hopeless, when you encounter a monster like Uncle Xiaoshi, you still have to accept your fate! I can't help it! Also, Tsunade-sama won't be a Shotai consumon, right? Zhengtai control, right?
In the end, the three words "Zhengtai Control" occupy all of Nana's brain capacity~!