Chapter 688: Super Reporter: Shima Immortal (I)

Zhima completely ignored Fukasaku's opposition and stayed directly in Huaguo Mountain, she understood that as long as those guys were in Huaguo Mountain, especially Zilai, then there would definitely be amazing "gossip"!

This gossip is not another gossip. This gossip refers specifically to the scandals in the world! It's not an attack that the Hyuga clan is good at. As a competent housewife, how can you not "gossip"? You know, Zhima Immortal, as an immortal, she must have a very good thing, unfortunately, in addition to taking children (raising tadpoles), shopping for vegetables (catching slaves), cooking (cooking bugs), what she is best at, and it is her second profession that sends her to the realm of immortals: reporter!

As a Zhima immortal who struggles on the front line of the "gossip world", he is naturally a super reporter, and he is a super reporter who is famous in both worlds. Almost all the gossip can be bought from her, such as: One of the three ninjas, Orochimaru, is actually a bisexual creature, as long as he wants, he can reproduce himself, referred to as Ziri; Another example: Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas, often bathes with the female orangutan (Jiraiya's hidden hobby, it is said that his "Intimacy Paradise" series of small yellow books is a biography of his life with the female orangutan); Another example: Tsunade, one of the three ninjas, is actually a younger brother, so he doesn't look down on Xiao Jilai (hum, I'm also upset about Xiao Jilai at this point)!

A "well" character popped out of Tsunade's forehead, and the Zhima Immortal raised his head and looked: "Wow, Tsunade, why do you have two 2's engraved on your head?" Both horizontal and vertical 2! Could it be that this is some kind of non-mainstream decoration? Well, I'll try it too! ”

After speaking, the Zhima Immortal tore off the word "well" on Tsunade's forehead directly and pasted it on his head, "Look, now I also have this decoration!" Go back and let the child and his father see, if it's not beautiful, if it's not beautiful, I'll come to you, don't forget, I'm a consumer association, I have consumer rights! ”

Watching the Shima Immortal jump away, Tsunade was speechless for a moment, and then she quickly came back to her senses: "Hmph, what do I see with a toad?" It's really a three-legged toad that's hard to find, and a two-legged brother ...... Well, there are more disciples! As if thinking of something, Tsunade immediately turned a corner in his mind, and then looked left and right with a flushed face, and she was relieved to find that there was no one.

However, someone once said that the more you don't want it to happen, the more you don't want it to happen, the more likely it is for it to happen. For example, now:

"Hey, Tsunade-sama, what's going on with your face? How can it be so popular? What cosmetics did you use? ”

Tsunade raised her head and took a look, and suddenly her eyes went dark, and she saw Kushina hanging upside down on the ceiling, the apple in her hand was gnawing, and she was talking while eating, and the saliva splashed wantonly......

Tsunade was so stunned by this scene that he completely forgot to answer the guy's words, and then, and then the guy's brain circuit turned the wrong turn again:

"Oh, I know, Watergate recently read a book that says that a woman's face turning red is not necessarily a make-up painting, but may also be a special physiological state, called 'flushing', as if it is a state that can only be produced after being moisturized by something!

Well, that's it, that's right, as for what kind of moisturizing, I didn't see it, it was cut off by Watergate! It's not right, it seems that Watergate said that there were two words missing in that place in the first place! Tsunade-sama, you're in this state right now, can you tell me what you're getting moisturized by? ”

Kushina's words echoed in Tsunade's mind like a spell: "Are you nourished by something?" Are you moisturized by something? Are you moisturized by something? ......" Tsunade was suddenly struck by lightning, she couldn't have imagined that Jiu Sinai would be so "dirty"! And that Watergate, Watergate would actually study such a mess! Tsunade immediately made up his mind that he must give the water gate a good look!

But who is Tsunade? She's Konoha, no, the number one medical ninja in the entire ninja world!

"Nana, your face is also very ruddy, according to what you just said, have you also been moisturized by something?"

"Huh? Am I nourished by apples? It turns out that the word that was cut off was Apple? Haha, I know, I'm going to find Watergate! ”

Kushina didn't know what was crazy, and left the place directly, and Tsunade breathed a sigh of relief again, but what she didn't see was that in a hidden communication, a small pinhole camera recorded all the conversations between the two of them.

Super reporter Shima Immortal Comment: Tsunade was moistened by an unknown existence, and his face flushed! Jiu Sinai was moistened by an apple, and her face turned red~! Well, super reporter Shima Immortal reports!

Soon, this matter was on the Huaguoshan Daily, so that all the psychic beasts knew about it, but the development of things exceeded everyone's expectations!

Originally, Tsunade almost tore off the entire office when he saw this report, but if Itachi and Watergate hadn't come in time, I'm afraid that this large building built on the halfway of Huaguo Mountain would have ushered in his end.

"Why are you here? And, Watergate, look, what is this? Well? Look at what is written on this, this Zhima immortal is really a little ......"

Tsunade was just about to scold the Shima Immortal, and a flying thunder god from the water gate came directly to Tsunade's side, and in the next second, he left the office directly with Itachi and Tsunade!

"My aunt, don't toss, if you really scold the Zhima Immortals, there may be many 'scandals'! Don't you really know that she is the world's number one uncrowned king! ”

Flying to a no-man's land, Mizumon put Tsunade and Itachi down.

"But, look at it, she actually reported like this, I, how will I see people in the future?"

"Tsunade-sama, don't worry, this is the information I have gathered since this report came out, please take a look!"

Itachi handed Tsunade a piece of information in his hand, and Tsunade looked at it:

A member of the Ape Demon Clan grabbed the first floor: was it moistened? My face flushes when I go to the toilet, am I moistened by the toilet? Afraid!

2nd floor: Upstairs, your ass is red without moisture!

A snake on the 30th floor: I also flush when I lay eggs~

A magical plant-based psychic beast on the fifty-fifth floor: Well, you are not as good as me, I will flush as long as I move~

Eighty-fifth floor: I went, what did I see? The legendary blush grass ~

Tsunade smiled happily when she saw this information in her hand, she didn't expect the legendary 'Crooked Building' time to happen to her, it's incredible, isn't it?