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Su Shi looked at the little Taoist priest with a smile, and said kindly: "Don't make trouble, quickly invite your master out." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info" as he said as he reached out and patted him on the head.

The little Taoist priest immediately felt that his dignity had been provoked, took a step back, his face turned red, and he stared at Su Shi with his hands on his waist and said, "I said it all, my master is sick, and I will do things today." ”

Woohoo!

Su Shi rolled his eyes in his heart, what kind of joke.

There must be something unclean at work with the successive deaths in my house.

You're younger than me, and you're not as tall as an incense burner.

Let you do things, don't say any spell that you don't pronounce correctly, and then attract any new demons and monsters, who will I find!

But in the face of the little Taoist's big shining eyes, Su Shi was not angry, so he had to turn his head to look at the old lady, "Mother, what do you think?" ”

"Just let him start." The old lady said with great interest.

When I was a child, I saw the old Taoist practice, and now when I am old, I will look at the little Taoist practice.

When the four generations are in the same house, life will be complete.

Tian gritted his teeth, I spent three hundred taels of silver to make a little Qingfeng Dao Chief, he took my silver, and let such a little cub come, this is not to tease me!

But the old lady spoke to let him start, what could she say, turned her head and glared at the little Taoist priest hatefully, "When you came, your master could tell you well?" ”

Tian wanted to know if Daoist Qingfeng had relayed the words she had commanded to the little Daoist.

The little Taoist thought that Tian was still doubting his ability, so he immediately patted his chest and promised: "Don't worry, I studied with my master at the age of five and am proficient!" ”

The voice is crisp and sweet, and he looks like a little adult.

After that, the little Taoist priest thought for a moment and added: "My master said that he is the reincarnation of Tai Bai Xing, and I am his mount, the reincarnation of the Howling Sky Dog!" ”

Chunqing was taking a sip of tea, and after listening to the words of the little Taoist, he suddenly wanted to squirt it out.

But in front of the old lady, how embarrassed she was, she had to stretch her neck and stare at her, swallowing the saliva with tears in her eyes, choking and coughing again and again.

The conversation between Zhaoyang and Prince An appeared clearly in her mind.

Why is this roaring dog so popular!

Besides, who told you that Tai Platinum's mount is a whistling dog.

If he rides the Howling Dog every day, how can you make Erlang look embarrassed.

If you don't take his third eye, the Tai Bai Xing will never be able to be reborn!

But then again, if your master can tell you this, it can be seen that your master is not really the reincarnation of a platinum star.

Chunqing swallowed the water hard, but Su Shi, who was sitting opposite Tian, couldn't hold back and squirted out.

Just like a fountain, not a single drop was wasted, and all of it was sprayed on Tian's face, including a few leaves of Biluochun that stretched wantonly.

Chunqing was stunned when she saw it, it turned out that she could spray.

I knew I wouldn't swallow it raw, but now Ka's throat is still uncomfortable.

Su Shi wiped the corners of his mouth with a handkerchief, and said with an apologetic smile: "Second sister-in-law, I'm really embarrassed, this kid is so interesting, I couldn't hold back for a while." ”

Tian stared angrily, but he couldn't say anything, and he had to have a tolerant and generous smile on his face, like Maitreya Buddha, flicking the water droplets on his sleeves, and said lightly: "It's okay." ”

In his heart, it was like the eruption of the Flame Mountain, and he greeted the eighteenth generation of the ancestors of the Su family. "Mother, I'm going to change my clothes." got up and said to the old lady with a calm expression.

The old lady nodded with a smile, "Go and come back quickly." ”

Family harmony is the old lady's greatest wish, looking at the Tian family and the Su family as if they were sisters, the old lady is very useful.

The more I look at this hairy little Taoist, the more interesting I feel.

The true value of the silver flower of this practice today is much more interesting than looking at what Qingfeng Dao is.

When Tian came back after changing his clothes, the little Taoist priest had already displayed all the things needed for the practice.

He waved a peachwood sword in his hand in a good manner, and his mouth was full of words.

Woohoo!

Chunqing couldn't help but smile, and looked intently at the two potato flours that came and went freely at the little Taoist priest.

Su Shi sat on the side and listened in horror, afraid that he would just snort and recite the wrong spell, and immediately a bloody big-headed ghost popped out in front of him.

The little Taoist priest was busy, and Chunqing saw a little guy coming over with a lump of meat from a distance.

Sky!

It's really a big bird, and there are all kinds of forests.

There is meat that can walk independently!

It's horrible!

When the lump of meat got closer, Chunqing realized that they were people!

I can't help but sigh in my heart, this guy grew up eating fat, how can he be fat like this!

When the hairy little Taoist saw the fat meat, he immediately stopped the movements in his hand and threw himself at the fat meat, "Second uncle, why are you here?" ”

Second uncle?

This piece of meat turned out to be a Taoist priest!

Shouldn't a Taoist priest be immortal and have fluttering clothes?

Is it really appropriate for you to be a Taoist priest when you are fat like this?

As soon as Su Shi heard that the hairy little Taoist priest called the person in front of him the second uncle, his eyes immediately lit up, and his expression was radiant, as if he had eaten the elixir secretly, he got up and greeted him with a smile, "You are the Golden Phoenix Daoist!" ”

The lump of meat looked very self-righteous, raised his hand on the left and right, stroked his mustache, and said slowly: "It's the poor road." ”

Chunqing felt that the Su family at this moment was like a fan girl who had seen an idol, and she was completely about to pounce.

Third aunt, no matter what my third uncle says, he has inherited a bit of the Song family's man, and he looks personable, how can you show such warm admiration for a piece of meat.

"Mother, Daoist Jinfeng is the reincarnation of Rulai Dashi." Su Shi's eyebrows fluttered excitedly.

Chunqing was speechless.

Belch......

A platinum star, a Buddha.

You two brothers are really masters!

It's just that you're all here, so what can your master do?

The old lady glanced at the golden phoenix Dao chief, and muttered silently in his heart, you can't be reincarnated just because you are fat!

However, anyway, she came to watch the excitement, so it doesn't matter what kind of reincarnation you have.

"There's a long way to go." The old lady bowed slightly and nodded.

Tian looked at this Golden Phoenix Daoist with blazing eyes, wanting to see through whether he was specially sent by Qingfeng Daoist.

"Poor Daoist Brother Qingfeng Daoist is doing it in Anwangfu today, and on the way, he met Monkey King jumping out to make trouble, and Poor Daoist Senior Brother fought with that monkey for 300 rounds, and was unfortunately injured, so Senior Brother deliberately spread the sound thousands of miles and asked Poor Dao to come to your mansion for him." Jin Fengdao stroked his mustache and said solemnly: "Poor Dao only received the news in Wutai Mountain a quarter of an hour ago, so I'm really sorry for coming late." ”

The hairy little Taoist priest looked at his second uncle with admiration.

Su's admiration is like a river flooding.

The head of the Golden Phoenix Dao is really extraordinary, and he actually came to Kyoto from Mount Wutai in a quarter of an hour.

The old lady rolled his eyes, if you have this ability, what kind of hurried troops will you send when you are fighting, and you Taoist priests will not be able to send you.