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The hairy little Taoist inhaled weakly.

This month, it's been fifteen times, and I don't know if the second uncle's ass can stand it.

The profession of Taoist priest is really high-risk! And it's also low returns.

Every time the master and the second uncle ate meat and drank wine, he could only squat aside, watch with blank eyes, and then concentrate on eating steamed buns.

The master said that young Taoist priests can't eat meat, and they can't eat meat until they are his age.

Otherwise, the priest will be to blame.

But I really want to eat meat.

And isn't Rulai Tuas a Buddhist person, why do you want to be a monk!

Tian gritted his teeth and looked at the gradually disappearing body of the Golden Phoenix Daoist, and the sparks of anger were about to burst out of his eyes.

The three hundred taels of silver of the white flower did not hurt the spring green in the slightest.

What kind of grudge does she have with these damned chamberlains, and they want to do good things to her again and again.

Can't you come back a quarter of an hour in the evening to preach the holy decree?

"Why don't you leave, are you waiting for someone to drag you?" The angry Tian looked at the hairy little Taoist priest with a hideous face, and said in a dark manner.

Of course, her hideous face is invisible to the old lady.

The little Taoist priest was worried about his difficult life, afraid that he would be beaten like the second uncle, and was frightened by Tian's family, and suddenly let out a frightened "wow" and cried loudly.

The corners of Tian's mouth trembled, and you cried a fart.

The old lady spent three hundred taels of silver in vain and didn't cry!

The little Taoist shrugged his nose while crying, which was particularly pitiful.

The old lady glanced at Tian, "What does he know as a child." He kindly touched the little Taoist priest's head and asked, "Are you willing to stay in our house?" ”

The little Taoist priest stopped crying and looked up at the kind old woman, her big obsidian eyes shining brightly.

Woohoo!

I don't know why.

Are they going to take me hostage?

You guys made a mistake, my master will definitely not come to redeem me, a few days ago my master was thinking about selling me to be a **.

Fortunately, I found out in time that when the master went to invite Ya Po, I quickly punched myself with a blue nose and swollen face.

When Ya Po came, she saw that I looked like a pig's head, so she turned around and scolded the master.

So, how could my master give me money?

"Our old lady is asking you, do you want to do things in the mansion, and don't be a Taoist priest with your master?" The Su family, who had recovered his blood, had insight into the old lady's intentions and asked with a smile.

Doing things in the house?

The little Taoist priest immediately thought that a little friend of his fellow villagers was working in the Beiweihou Mansion, and he could eat meat and receive silver every month.

"Can you eat meat?" The little Taoist priest asked very seriously, this is a big problem.

Woohoo!

The maid standing on the side covered her mouth and snickered.

The food in the Zhenguo Mansion is notoriously good, what is it to eat meat, and you can also taste wild meat when you catch up with the New Year's Festival.

"It's edible!" The little Taoist priest and Shiro are of the same age, and they are born with tiger heads and tiger brains, and the Su family likes him very much.

"Eat?" The little Taoist priest's eyes lit up, a light full of longing for a new life.

It can also be said that it is the light of the desire for meat.

"Eat at once!" The old lady couldn't help laughing.

"Then I'll stay!" The little Taoist priest said happily, "However, I have to go and say goodbye to my master." ”

Although he treated me badly, often beat and scolded me, and wanted to sell me for wine, he was my master after all.

The old lady nodded with satisfaction, at a young age, he knew that he was not ungrateful when he said goodbye to his master.

This kid looks clever and well-trained, maybe he can do big things, and it's not bad to be a little boy for Dalang's son in the future.

"Let the butler take him." The old lady instructed the Tian family.

The ritual was not done, and a Taoist priest who came to eat white food came back, what is this! Tian's ribs hurt.

But the old lady personally commanded, how dare she not respond, not only to respond, but also to respond with a smile.

This morning, her inner and outer parts have been twisted, more twisted than twisted.

The Dharma was done like this, not only did it not appease the little heart of Da Lang's daughter-in-law, but it frightened her again, and the old lady looked at Chun Qing with some concern, "Da Lang's daughter-in-law, don't take those crazy things that the Taoist priest said. ”

"Yes, eldest daughter-in-law, you can't believe those words. It's all to blame on the third aunt, next time the third aunt will invite a reliable Taoist, I heard that the Feixian Daoist has come back. Su Shi excitedly took Chunqing's hand and said.

The old lady suddenly saw countless black lines in front of him.

Third daughter-in-law, why are you still thinking about this!

"Grandmother, granddaughter-in-law didn't take the words of the Taoist priest to heart at all." Chunqing's eyebrows curled, and she turned her face to Su Shi and smiled: "Third aunt, there is a secret that I have never been embarrassed to tell you, in fact, I am the reincarnation of the Queen Mother." ”

Belch......

Daughter-in-law grand, you lied to the third daughter-in-law, right?

"Really?" Su Shi patted his chest excitedly, almost out of breath, his eyes staring at Chunqing, his eyes were full of light.

It's really a fart, if she is reincarnated as the Queen Mother, I still ...... Tian thought for a moment, but he didn't expect that there was anyone more powerful than the Queen Mother.

I want to talk about the Jade Emperor, but he is a man.

So he held his breath and coughed.

Chunqing nodded very seriously at the Su clan, "Of course it's true, otherwise, why didn't the prince of the world be sooner or later, but he was made a general just now!" It can be seen that the Queen Mother is not used to seeing me being framed and making decisions for me! ”

Su Shi lowered his head and thought, what Dalang's daughter-in-law said made sense.

Jin Feng Dao Chang just said that Dalang's daughter-in-law is a fox spirit, and he wants to sink Dalang's daughter-in-law into the pond, and the emperor's holy decree on the back foot is coming.

Su Shi's eyes flickered when he looked at Chunqing, and he felt that Chunqing's whole person was radiant.

"So, with me here, our Zhenguo Mansion will only become more prosperous day by day, and you don't need to invite any Taoist chiefs." Chunqing was ashamed.

Third aunt, it's not that I have the intention to lie to you, it's really that I'm afraid that I will sink into the pond again, as the saying goes, three people become tigers, I don't want to die young.

Su Shi hurriedly said: "Don't invite, don't invite, so as not to make the queen mother unhappy, and no one will be invited in the future." ”

You said you were the reincarnation of the Queen Mother.

Your third aunt and I have been so scared that I can't sleep peacefully every night these days, but this time I can sleep peacefully.

There is a queen mother at home, this feels good, how down-to-earth!

I said, why has my left eyelid been jumping for the past few days, it turns out to be such a big thing!

The old lady was happy in her heart.

The eldest daughter-in-law can also brag nonsense.