"Bang-"

"Ping Pong—"

"Crackling—"

In a daze, he was awakened by the sound of firecrackers outside. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 info Through the window lattice paper, you can vaguely see the fireworks outside and the lights are brilliant, but there is a white word "Fu" pasted on the window lattice paper.

Swallowing his headache and slowly sitting up, he was surprised to find that he was lying on the kang, covered with a thick silk quilt, but the quilt was a little worn, and there was an inexplicable smell of mothballs.

Several large cabinets, a few tables and chairs, are also antique, and then look up, but there is a knife hanging on the wall, which is very realistic.

"Hey, where is this?" He muttered to himself.

The stove at the bottom of the kang was thriving, and the room was unusually warm.

He got up and walked off the kang, but he was surprised to find that his clothes were the kind of middle clothes that ancient people wore when they slept, made of pure cotton, which was very comfortable.

Although he got off the kang, his legs were a little heavy. Crossing the stove, he lifted the thick cotton curtain.

There was no one in this room, a yellow table was very conspicuous, a shrine above it was as high as the roof, and the red-faced and long-haired Guan Gong was enshrined in it, and various melon and fruit sugar cakes were placed on the table.

Next to the big Buddha shrine are several small shrines, in front of a slightly larger shrine, polished tin ware is placed on the table, two stacks of steamed buns are played on both sides, a pig's head is placed in the middle, and what is even more strange is that there are two green onions inserted in the pig's nose.

"Isn't this pretending to be an elephant!" He laughed out loud,

Looking at the cubes of pork and the carp on the table, he felt that he was hungry, and he approached the table, picked up a piece of Saqima and put it in his mouth.

Suddenly, a black dog jumped in out of nowhere, but stopped again, first barked twice, and scratched his head with his paws, but then slowly ran over and circled around him twice, and then he "Wang" loudly.

"Second brother, are you awake?" Before he could put it in his mouth, two women walked in outside the door, both of them looking surprised and full of surprise.

A woman in her twenties, wearing a flag bun and a red satin coat.

The other was in his early tens, combing his hair with a handle, but wearing a thick cheongsam.

"Second brother, you are confused, this is something on the table, and you can't eat it now." Little Lori, who was about ten years old, quickly walked over and snatched Saqima from his hand. She has a straight and round accent and an authentic Beijing accent.

The young woman in her twenties behind her shouted in surprise to the East House, "E-Niang, E-Niang, come quickly!" She then said softly, "Second brother, are you hungry?" It's no wonder that after lying down for half a month, I only eat some rice porridge every day, and my sister-in-law will pick up rice for you! ”

He looked at the little Lori beside him in a daze, she was holding his hand excitedly, and the affection made him a little moved.

Is this acting? How do you look at it, is it still a Qing court drama? Although he is only in his early thirties, how can he be considered a middle-level cadre in this city, how can he make a cameo appearance? Then tomorrow we must not let the cadres of the city's organs laugh off their big teeth!

"E-niang, E-niang, the second brother is awake, the second brother is awake!" Little Lori lifted the curtain on the east side and jumped into the house.

Hehe, he's a little happy, since they're all here, let's play it well, this is also revolutionary work, but I have to take a photo and let my colleagues see his actor style, but what role is he playing?

Your Majesty, well, no! This isn't the Imperial Palace.

Lord Wang, it's not like, the furnishings in this house, no matter how you look at it, are a little shabby.

He subconsciously touched his pocket, but there was no mobile phone.

"Bang-pop-"

The second foot outside sounded again, startling him a lot, and when he looked out, it was two men, an old man and a young man, who were setting off fireworks outside the gate.

The old one was wearing a fox fur horse coat, the young one was only wearing a small cotton jacket, the old one had a sad face, but the young one was exuberant, with the sparks, the sky and the ground immediately sounded crisp firecrackers, flashing colorful neon shadows.

"My old son, alas, you woke up, you almost killed your mother!" As soon as the cotton curtain on the east side was lifted, a middle-aged woman appeared in front of him and hugged him.

He was so frightened that he didn't have time to push it away, but the middle-aged woman let go of her hand, and in a blink of an eye, she knelt down in front of the shrine again, "Emperor Guan, God of Wealth, Lord Stove, you have eaten my things, you still have a conscience, my old son is still awake, I will kowtow to you, kowtow to you!" ”

Looking at the middle-aged woman with gold and silver on her head and jewelry dangling, he was a little dizzy, but he was a little funny in his heart.

Before he could laugh, the middle-aged woman took out a few large sugar melons like a trick, placed them on several shrines, and said something in her mouth, "If you eat my sugar melons and my honey offerings, you have to take care of things for me,......"

"Ahh

Although this scene was interesting, standing in this room, which looked like a hall, he felt a little cold, "Get me a dress." As soon as he opened his mouth, he himself was a little surprised, how could he speak in a Beijing accent?

The two gentlemen who put the fireworks outside also walked in, both of them looked happy, followed by the little Lori, probably to report the news.

"Second brother, you can wake up, Ama knelt in front of Emperor Guan all night last night! It's good, you have all the mustaches and all the tails, let the little people see it...... "The young man chattered endlessly, and the older one stood aside, silent, but his eyes were full of love, and there were some tears, and in a blink of an eye, he picked up the placket and wiped the corners of his eyes.

Look at this play, it's really into the play! He slandered himself.

"Sanniu, what are you doing stupidly? Bring your second brother's clothes. The middle-aged woman ordered, her eyes black and white, very attentive, "Today is the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve, this Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, it will be alive."

Little Lori walked out of the house, holding a fur horse coat in her hand, he quickly took it and put it on his body, "Okay, there is also a smell of mothballs?" ”

"Didn't you just redeem it from Wanyong's pawnshop, it's okay, go to the yard and put a few drill monkeys, let the north wind blow, and it will be tasteless." The young man stroked his shaved scalp and smiled.

"As soon as Su Wen can get off the kang, you let him blow the wind, he doesn't look like a brother at all!" The middle-aged woman snorted angrily, she was angry, and her black and white pupils were even more distinct.

"Is this a line?" He was a little stunned, but he didn't know what to say, he looked at a few people who were looking at him eagerly, "Okay, no more acting, I'm leaving, where is my phone?" How much awaits me in the hospital? ”

"Roast chicken? Second brother, let the eldest brother eat the roast chicken you got from the cheap shop. Little Lori took his hand affectionately and glared at the young man, her eyes were also very conspicuous.

The young man sneered, "You have been lying for half a month, and I don't know when you will ......wake up."

He was a little impatient, "Stop, I don't want to act anymore, what about the director?" Let you directors come over. ”

"Ahem-" began with a clear cough, "acting? Dick, do you want to act? I'll just say, our flag people, we don't know how to sing, what are we called flag people? The old man spoke, "A few days ago, there was a singing hall in Prince Zheng's mansion, and Ama asked you to listen, and you were still impatient. ”

He looked at the old man with a kind face, and said softly, well, like an official, his acting skills are good.

But he had no intention of continuing with them, so he pushed open the door and entered the main courtyard, where the black dog immediately followed, rubbing against his legs.

This is a typical courtyard house, and in the east wing, the young woman in her twenties just now was about to come over with two dishes of food.

"Su Wen, where are you going? Su'an, stop him, Xingtian Bodhisattva, what's wrong? Don't have a clear mind, right?! It was the middle-aged woman who spoke, but there was a faint cry in her voice.

"Box-box-box-"

Outside, there was another loud knocker of the knocker, as if it was about to be smashed.

"Whoa—" He pulled open the door, and when he looked up, it was a dozen guys dressed like a running hall.

He was a little stunned, and the people outside were even more stunned.

Before he could speak, the black dog barked at the group, and the group was so frightened that they took a few steps back, but no one left.

He looked back, and middle-aged women, middle-aged men, young men, and little loli rushed over.

Rushing in front was the middle-aged woman wearing a cheongsam and gold and silver.

"Second Master Su, are you alive?" A runaway man squeezed his eyebrows and said.

"I'll just say, Second Master Su, your life is hard, everything will be in the way!"

But there was a person behind him who muttered in a low voice, "This good man doesn't live long, and the bad guy lives for a thousand years!" ”

An older man quickly covered his mouth and looked at him nervously.

It's not endless! He subconsciously raised his hand and wanted to look at his watch, but he didn't see it, but he saw more than a dozen people on the opposite side who were so frightened that they "pedaled" and retreated several steps one after another.

This is too much! He frowned and looked around, but he couldn't see his car, but what caught his eye was the white "chicken paws" on the wall of the battlement.

A white bar, a group of five bars, quite like chicken paws.

His brows furrowed even deeper, on both sides of the door, there were many doorments lined up one after another, almost every doorway outside the doorway there were a few guys dressed like in front of them, the difference was that some people had more in front of the door, some people had less in front of the door, some were smiling and saying good things, and some were crying and saying that they had no money.

No, the current TV series is either stupid Bai Tian or rich and handsome, either an emperor or a war of resistance drama, or a time travel...... What's the point of filming these debts?

He suddenly shuddered, wouldn't he have been tricked too?

At this time, there were suddenly more fireworks on the street, and in the twilight, the light was reflected on the door buttresses, on the trees in the alley, and on the body of everyone who dragged a pigtail in the alley.

He hurriedly turned over his hand and touched it, just like the fourth master in "Step by Step", and sure enough, he also grabbed his braid, he pulled it hard, oops, his head hurt, he was a little stunned, this is not a fake braid, it is a real braid!

Although my head hurts, my heart is in chaos.

He turned his head and just wanted to ask, but saw the middle-aged woman pushing him away menacingly, "Big guys listen!" I am the wife of the leader, and my mother's brother is now on an errand in the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and my mother's family and my mother-in-law's family have hardcore crops every month! I will get the silver and rice next month and put it down, and I can't owe money for the day, so why are you in a hurry! ”

He looked at this middle-aged woman with wide eyes and a loud voice, who was giving an impassioned speech, and then looked at the two big men behind him, but they were all smiling and silent, as if the matter in front of him had nothing to do with them.

"Sanniu, what is this? Elections? He called the little Lori aside and pointed to the chicken paws on the door, a group of five, much like the counting of votes in later generations, and the word "positive" for five votes.

The chick's eyes are also bright, and her sideburns are neatly cut, like a middle-aged woman, "Election? What is an election? Second brother, you tease me! ”

"Huh?" The majesty of the dean unconsciously manifested itself again.

Little Lori stuck out her tongue, "Look at these debtors, don't you know!" ”

"Asking for a debt?" He looked at the jewelry on the middle-aged woman, and then at the gray coat on his body, and was puzzled.

Little Lori also looked at him, "Second brother, you pretend to be true!" I see," she blinked, and whispered, "for these debt collectors!" ”

He was even more puzzled, what was there to pretend to be? "What day is it?" He looked at little Lori.

Little Lori glared, and immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Well, no wonder, second brother, you slept for half a month, today is the Chinese New Year's Eve." ”

"What dynasty, is it the Qing Dynasty?"

"Qing Dynasty? I haven't heard of it, it's now the eighth year of Hongchang in the Dajin Dynasty. ”

"Which one am?"

"You're my second brother!"

"Then they—" He gestured to middle-aged and young people who seemed to be watching the excitement and not paying attention at all.

Little Lori pouted, "Second brother, if you do this again, I'm going to be angry," she pouted, as if she was angry, "That's Amma, our white flag is the leader of the fourth grade, that's the eldest brother, our white flag is the sixth grade of the Xiao Riding School, second brother, now you are satisfied!" ”

Positive white flag! Four products! Six products! Repay debts! A cadre of my level still drives a car! He felt a mess in his head, "What about me?" He asked expectantly.

Little Lori smiled, covered her mouth and whispered, "You, nothing, no, everyone calls you a bastar!" Huh-"