Chapter 18: Am I the Face?
"Second brother, hehe, I'm afraid there is no one in the entire Beijing City who doesn't know these four families, right?" Dorona's eyebrows and eyes were all squeezed together with a smile.
In his previous life, when reading "A Dream of Red Mansions", Su Wen obviously felt that this was not a good thing, and "A Dream of Red Mansions" also said, "People are afraid of causing trouble if they become famous, just like a pig will be slaughtered when it grows fat." These four sentences are obviously someone deliberately trying to rectify the four families of Jia, Wang, Xue, and Shi, this is to roast the four of them on the fire!
Now, he copied and did it directly on the prototype of the four major families.
"Continue to spread the storyteller in the teahouse, the beggars in the street calling for flowers, and the boys playing in the street, which spread the fastest."
"Well, second brother, the storyteller in the teahouse drank so much of our fat sea, but I didn't say that since the beginning of spring, the beggars on the street have a minor illness and disaster, and our hospital is free of charge, and the hot water and soup are constant." Dorona patted his chest and began to pat his work.
"You lack heart, who let you use the banner of the hospital?" Su Wen's fire "stinger" came up, and he was about to lift his foot, but Duolonga "slipped aside", blinked his eyes, and looked at him with a smile.
"Do you understand, this is a matter of giving eye drops to people, how can you still pull it on yourself?" Su Wen looked at the officials and students of Xian'an Palace in the distance, there were three hundred and fifty-nine people, the team was neat, and the army was mighty.
"I packed a bag of small money, and walked the streets, and when I met a child, I taught me to sing, and when I sang it, I gave a small amount of money." Hu Jinbao said.
"Huh! This is what it looks like," Su Wen praised, "Jinbao is willing to use his brains to do things, I can't help but want to praise you." ”
He lowered his voice, and Duolonga and Hu Jin came over on the BMW, "That's good, Beijing City has spread all over the city, Ming'er, you go to the post house, write it on paper, wrap it with stones, and throw it in, Luheyi has the most officials who enter Beijing and go out of Beijing, this way, the whole country will know in a few months!" ”
"Cheng," Duolonga agreed happily, he looked at Su Wen, "Second brother, I have something to tell you." ”
"What's the matter?" Su Wen didn't have a good airway.
"I'm wandering around the streets, in teahouses, and I've heard people say ......"
"Say what?" Su Wen looked at him, "Don't stumble, why don't you live more and more like a Beijing man?" ”
"Some people say you don't look like a gentleman!" Dolon held his mouth.
"Me?" Su Wen smiled, patting the muscles in his chest and curling up his arms in protest.
"Some people say, you are the head of the face!" Hu Jinbao couldn't hold it back.
"Face! I? Su Wen stared at Duolonga with wide eyes, Hu Jinbao thought he was angry, and hurriedly persuaded, "Second brother, we are also for your good, this kind of small talk behind the scenes, people who are not close will not tell you, Duolonga is also ...... for you"
"Who's the noodle?"
"You, say it's a seven-grid ......"
Su Wen laughed suddenly, laughing so much that he snotted, bent over and shook, in his previous life, he thought in his heart, face, it was really a promising career, the wind couldn't blow, the rain couldn't show, the sun couldn't shine, but he never thought that the ideals that were not realized in the previous life were to be realized in this life.
Duolonga and Hu Jinbao saw Su Wen's appearance for the first time, and they all surrounded each other and looked at each other.
A group of officials and students from Xian'an Palace also looked here, the left wing commander of the forward battalion, Yi Ketanga, and the left wing forward staff leader monk also noticed Su Wen, Yi Ketanga said a few words, and the monk immediately ordered to go down.
"I really want to be, but people have to look up to me!" Su Wen said loudly.
Suddenly, after a bit of amusement, he realized the weight inside.
This is obviously smearing Hongqi and attacking Xinxue.
Himself, it can be said that he is the banner of Xinxue, Hongqi, is the banner of the internal affairs government, and now he is tying the two together, and the opponent has noticed them early.
It seems that not only will he use public opinion, but also his opponents, these things have been played by the ancestors for thousands of years.
Which uprising didn't come out first, what "King Chen Sheng, Da Chuxing", what "the sky is dead, the yellow sky should stand, the age is in Jiazi, the world is auspicious", even Zhang Liangzhi persuaded the overlord of Chu to move the capital, didn't he also use Huangkou Xiaoer to sing "Wealth does not return to the hometown, such as a night walk in brocade"?
But for thousands of years, the most discrediting thing is the fornication between men and women, which is shameless, not only infamous and spread throughout the world, but also all of them are ruined and ruined.
However, the new school has been rolled out throughout the country, the overall situation has been decided, although there has been a rebound in various places, it is a return to the light, and the governance of the internal affairs government has just kicked off, and there must be no mistakes.
"Walkthrough done. Take it back to Xian'an Palace! A military academy shouted.
He walked up to Su Wen and went down with a thousand dozens, "Lord Su, Commander Yiketang is invited." ”
Su Wen didn't dare to slack off, and when he walked into the hall, he saw that the hall was already full of officials, all of whom were dressed in bright armor, standing solemnly.
On the tiger skin chair in the middle, there was an old man in his fifties, but it was Yi Ketang'a, and a large scar on his face was faintly visible, reaching down his neck, and he was very hideous when he spoke.
"See Commander." Su Wen fought a thousand times.
But he didn't let him get up, and asked in a hoarse voice, "Why are you laughing out loud?" ”
"Marked ......"
"Did you bring those two men?"
"It's ......, I'm here to pick up the arrows."
"This is a military camp, not your official education, and don't keep thinking about your own military exploits, who of you here is not promoted by virtue of military merits? Which one doesn't have a few knife wounds and arrow wounds on his body? If you want to be a veteran soldier, you can directly talk to Prince Duan, and bring someone to wait for the school shooting, if you want to be comfortable, get out of the women's pile! ……”
"Bang," a gunshot rang out from afar, all of them were from the army, and everyone didn't care.
Su Wen asked him to give this training, but there was no way to refute it, besides, Shangxian trained you, listen, if you want to refute, Shangxian will only be more angry and cause greater dissatisfaction.
"Yes, I understand that I will never ...... in the future"
Before he finished speaking, a military academy hurriedly walked in, "Lord Qiyu, the student army of Xian'an Palace is fighting outside the Dongbian Gate." After saying it in a hurry, this thousand will be beaten.
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Mo Yu rushing in outside, Yi Ke Tanga was familiar with his father Cathay Pacific, seeing that he was out of honor in the army, and was about to attack, Fang found that Mo Yu's face turned blue, "Commander Qiyu, Xian'an Palace ......," he ran "snort" and panted, and he couldn't breathe when he spoke, "Dongbianmen is fighting, and they all shoot......"
It doesn't matter if the fight starts, as soon as he heard that the gun had been fired, Su Wen suddenly felt that his head was "buzzing", and he didn't care about etiquette, so he stood up by himself, and Yi Ketanga immediately ordered, "Go and see!" ”
A group of people waited for the horses to ride out of the barracks, only to see the yellow sand rolling, straight towards the east gate.
On the stone bridge of Dongbianmen, there is already a sword and sword shadow, the sound of shouting and killing is shocking, the officials and students of Xian'an Palace are fighting together, but it is not like performing martial arts, it is a real knife and a real gun, "plopping", from time to time there are students who fall into the water, and immediately, there are students who jump into the river and fight together.
"Well done!" The big scar on Yiketanga's face grinned, "Like the soldiers of my forward battalion!" ”
Before he could finish speaking, he saw that Tuerchen and Maleji were already chasing after the crowd, both of them holding knives in their hands, and they both had vicious expressions on their faces.
Turchen is the key point of the knife that does not leave Maleji, and Malerji reacted quickly, jumping to dodge, but with a backhand knife straight to Tuerchen's lower yin.
Yi Ketang Ah Le, "What kind of knife technique is this, the Yin Knife?" The officials probably also figured out the temper of this commander, and they all looked at it with a smile, and no one stepped forward to stop them.
Duolonga and Hu Jinbao also joined the battle group, Hu Jinbao grabbed a knife, Duolonga took the chili powder, sprinkled it one by one, and cooperated quite tacitly, and in an instant, several students were fascinated and let the two raise their legs and kick them to the ground.
Luckhun's knife also danced vigorously, seven or eight people couldn't get close to him, and the monk had a straight face, "This one still looks good!" ”
Mo Yu and a few officials and students saw that everyone didn't care, and it was useless to shout to cut their throats, so they simply followed and watched lively.
Cai Yingjie sneaked to the side, raised the shotgun, and the small action couldn't hide from Yiketanga, he reached out to hit an object, only to see Cai Yingjie's shotgun fall to the ground, and he also covered his wrist and wailed.
"Alright, let them stop." Yi Ketanga looked at Su Wen with a smile, "This Xian'an Palace can fight externally, and it is not ambiguous for one's own people to fight one's own people." ”
Grandma, is this praise or insult? Su Wen didn't look at Yi Ketang'a, "Oh" pulled out the knife, a few ups and downs, and was already close to Tuerchen and Maleji, "Look at the knife!" ”
Maleji hurriedly raised the knife, only to hear a "click", and the knife was broken.
Tu Erchen was red-eyed, and a knife came over, and the knife was also broken in two.
"Bang Bang Bang-"
Su Wen took out a series of fire guns from his arms and fired three shots into the sky.
"Oh, this is a good thing!" Iktanga's eyes lit up.
Hearing the gunshots, all the student soldiers turned their heads in surprise, "Whole team! Su Wen shouted to the four Lan Ling chiefs Tu Erchen, Ma Leji, Mo Yu, and Yar Hashan, when he was first appointed, he didn't have Yarhashan's share, and he, the Lan Ling chief, was made up by Bing Xi, and God knows whose way he went.
The four of them woke up, and they didn't dare to slack off, and when the team was in order, Su Wen found that they were all so embarrassed, twisted their legs, bleeding, wet, and wrong.
"The whole team is finished, please give me instructions." Tuerchen ran to Su Wen.
"Wow"——
The three hundred and fifty-nine people behind him all laughed, Yarhasan and Mo Yu also laughed happily, and Maleji even blinked his eyes secretly and made ghost movements.
Tu Lechen was stunned, turned his face to look at everyone, Yi Ke Tang'a, who was standing behind Su Wen, also laughed, and all the officials laughed and pointed.
Mo Yuqiang couldn't help laughing, stepped forward to cover the back of his shirt for him, and said softly, "Show your butt." ”
Turchen's back ass was cut open by Malerji at some point, and there was a deep blood mark on the snow-white buttocks.
Tu Erchen's face became bruised, and he hated in his heart, Malerji, miscellaneous, if you don't take revenge, Lao Tzu swears not to be a man.