Chapter 2, who said rabbits don't bite!
[[[CP|W:210|H:140|A:C|U:http://file1.qidian.com/chapters/20138/8/2587635635115270547184009156679.jpg]]] The next day, Wo Tian woke up leisurely in the front store and shrank helplessly. In this pristine and natural village, the humidity is heavy. The quilt was as hard as a piece of iron, and it was not warm at all. At night, the broken house is still in the wind, and the insects are chirping non-stop!
Calamity rubbed his hands, as if this would ease the way. Pulling open the drawer under the table, Scourge saw six round golden coins. Scourge picked it up and took a closer look, and found that the dark red stains were a little smelly. Even so, this thing called Spirit Coin still gave him a more comfortable feeling. It seems that as long as you hold it in your hand, the cold will dispel a lot.
After casually stuffing the six spirit coins into his pocket, he looked at the pile of things in the corner of the front shophouse, a little curious. However, with the lesson of the exorcism talisman, he didn't dare to touch it casually. Woe Tian also took out a yellowed ledger from the drawer, which was written in a simple way, and the metropolis knew the purpose by looking at the name. While it was unclear why he was able to read the words, that didn't prevent him from understanding the purpose of the items.
It's probably the three things that are the exorcism talisman, the exorcism lamp, and the return needle. Scourge glanced at the talisman that was tied up like a waste paper seller next to him, and the "compass" that was randomly scattered on the ground. There's no magic at all, it's like a stall.
Although he was a little disdainful of this appearance, he picked up two stacks of exorcism charms and a return needle just in case. The exorcist lamp is a bit big, and it's inconvenient to hide it on your body. As for the exorcism talisman, Woe Tian casually took something from the store that he didn't know what material and wrapped it in two layers.
When he opened the door, he saw that there were already many pedestrians outside. The sunlight was a little dazzling, and the passers-by only looked at Calamity with a slight surprise, as if they didn't care much about Calamity's dress. It seems that people in the human world have become accustomed to the hidden outsiders.
Woe Tian casually pulled someone and asked where the clothes were sold. The man looked curiously at the costume of Calamity, and said that there were generally no clothes for sale in the village. Some of the important daily necessities in the village are sold by the shops under the barnyard family, and the direction is in the middle of the village. There are places that specialize in selling cloth.
There must be something special about that. Calamity asked.
The man shook his head with a smile and said, "The shop opened by the monster, you should familiarize yourself with the newcomer first." After speaking, he didn't care about the puzzled gaze of the calamity.
A shop opened by a yokai?
After seeing the people leave, I remembered that I forgot to ask the place where the medicine was sold in the Forever Pavilion. But forget it, if you're not in a hurry, let's take a stroll around here first, probably... There's no such thing as a no-go zone.
Calamity looked up at the sun to determine the time, and then walked casually. The streets are narrower and more like alleys. There are also wide horse lanes on the main road, but there are some unintelligible ghost drawings on the side of the street. Woe Tian didn't know the way, so he could only walk along the road, and after a while, he came to the door of the people.
There seems to be a small open space over there, and on a wooden pole hangs a hanging charm made of bamboo leaves, which reads "Eternal Pavilion". Many people gathered under the wooden poles, and Woe Tian also looked at it curiously.
"This big brother, what's the matter with so many people gathering here?" Disaster Tian hurriedly pulled a person who resembled a swordsman on the outside.
"Buy medicine. "Be concise.
"Uh......" was speechless for a while.
The companion next to the swordsman explained, "We have received the commission of the barnyard field to retreat, and we are ready to clear the dangerous beasts within a hundred miles. ”
"Beasts?" Woe Tian was stunned for a moment, he had the impression that Gensokyo should be a place where monsters are rampant.
"Well, beast. Most of the monsters and monsters are intelligent, and they rarely attack the village, except for those who are extremely hungry or have no intelligence. But beasts are different, in addition to not having intelligence, they also reproduce quickly. If it is not cleaned up regularly, there is a high chance that the village will be threatened. "The man was very happy to spread knowledge to the trust of the calamity.
"So you're gathered here to buy medicine, the medicine of the Eternal Pavilion?"
"Well, you look like you've come in recently. Although the barnyard field also sells wound medicine such as gold sore medicine, after all, it is good and slow. The special medicine of the Eternal Pavilion is life-saving, especially for serious injuries and stumps with ruptured internal organs. The other party said something serious that made Wo Tian creepy.
"That's... Do you sell cold medicine?" asked Kaoten.
The other party was stunned for a moment, then looked at Calamity strangely, and asked, "Who told you to come here to buy cold medicine?"
"Manager Fog Rain. "Woe Tian also felt a little wrong at this time. The other party's strange expression was by no means pretending, but a reaction after knowing something.
"That brother, the store manager, no wonder...... Brother, did you offend him somewhere?" the other party looked at the disaster with sympathy, and that look was simply the feeling of brother, you should go. , there is still a relationship between that brother and the rabbit? Oh no, it's a hidden feeling?
"Brother, is there any other place to sell cold medicine besides here?"
The other party's sympathetic look became even heavier, and he sighed: "The 'cold medicine' that the Wuyu store manager wanted, it is estimated that only the rabbit has it." ”
"Nani?" Woe Tian hurriedly waved his hand at this time and said, "Then don't buy it!"
"The rabbit has arrived!" the crowd immediately stirred.
Woe Tian looked at the crowded crowd, ready to see the excitement. After all, if you don't buy medicine, it's okay to see if the lucky white rabbit is not there. If you can meet that white rabbit, maybe the luck of minus five will become positive.
"Sold out today!" With a squeamish shout, the crowd immediately dispersed. From time to time, the dispersed crowd made a sound of pity, but never looked back. Disaster Sky looked at a long-eared girl carrying a box on her back, quickly packed her things and wanted to leave.
"Hey!" Woe Tian hurriedly shouted, wanting to step forward and strike up a conversation. The long-eared girl's eyes turned from black to red, and she suddenly noticed that her vision was blurred. Damn, the genius of misfortune remembered that Lingxian's madness ability can cause visual psychedelia to a certain extent.
"I'm buying cold medicine!" As soon as Woe Tian spoke, he noticed that the surroundings immediately fell silent. Could it be that the mad rabbit even affected the wavelength of the sound?
Calamity's vision was normal, but he found an abnormal phenomenon!, Lingxian's eyes were misty, and they were red! It seemed to be ...... It's as cute as a rabbit in a hurry. Hey, I remember what the rabbit was doing?
Click!
Biting...... it, Reizen, don't you use a pistol? How do you bite! It hurts, it hurts......
"It hurts me to death!" Woe Tian found that his left hand was about to be broken, and it was really going to be broken! Lingxian is a rabbit spirit! It is a demon beast! Even if it is a rabbit, after becoming a demon beast, its strength is not comparable to that of ordinary people! Hey, why are you all watching!
"Is this an idiot? Talking to Reisen, who doesn't like humans very much, and actually making such a death declaration. ”
"After all, it's a newcomer, and × stupidly thinks that he is the township chief. ”
"If you are a newcomer, you should go and have a good relationship with Huiyin! at least there is no problem with survival. ”
"Hey...... You almost died because you made a mistake last time you helped write history, and you were almost killed by the full moon Huiyin's head cone......"
"You still say that I, last time, I wanted to peep into the sun flower field!"
"It's better than you almost got burned to death by a turkey!"
“......!”
The noise around him was no longer audible, because he had fainted gorgeously.
"Hey, idiot Lingxian, if you bite it again, the other party will hang up. If you kill someone in the human world, you won't be able to sell medicine here in the future. The master will be angry. Well, will punish you. A sweet old voice came out of the box behind Reizen. After hearing that "the master craftsman will get angry", Reisen was decisively relieved. Reizen, who was full of grievances, finally dragged the unconscious Kaoten to the outside of the village.
"Is the rabbit ready to die?"
"I think it's more likely to be a medicine man for Yonglin. ”
"Medicine man, then you might as well be killed by a rabbit. ”
Of course, everyone is just joking. Although Bayi Yonglin can kill, it is only limited to some taboo situations. Under normal circumstances, Yonglin is just a good doctor who is a stranger. Some intractable diseases will still be carefully treated by her, especially the cancer that is desperate in the outside world is just a troublesome disease in Yonglin's place. Therefore, many people who choose to stay in Gensokyo do so just to heal their illnesses. However, just like in the comics, Bayi Yonglin looks down on people on the ground. Especially when I hear that the outside world is helpless about cancer so far, I will smile coldly. The arrogant posture is fully revealed, and the other party does have the ability to be arrogant, in all senses.
Most of the people in Gensokyo are not bad in nature. After all, in this place where human beings are weak, do you want to live if there are no more contradictions? Everyone also understands that rabbits will not kill the disaster so easily, and it is customary to make newcomers suffer a little.
It's just that the calamity is indeed dead, and it really provokes Lingxian directly. If it weren't for that half-human physique, it is estimated that it would have really been bitten off just now! In the eyes of others, Ling Xian just bit his bite without itching. But in fact, Reisen used at least three points of force just now!
After a long time......
Woe Tian felt that his back was grinding against the stones on the road, and he felt as if his belly had been crushed by a stone. I opened my eyes with great difficulty, and found a pink bloomer! No, that's not the point! Why are you sitting on my belly with your butt!
"Don't move! You stupid human! That's weird. The emperor sat on Calamity's belly suspiciously, and Woetian's collar was dragged by Lingxian and the whole person was dragged away.
"You're still wearing bloomers over your panties?" said Woe Tian for some reason.
"You want to see it?" the emperor's eyes gurgled and rolled. Calamity nodded. The emperor muttered a few words in Calamity's ear, and Calamity's eyes were about to bulge.
"Stupid Lingsen, princess flying in the sky!" the emperor suddenly shouted.
"Ah, where is it?" Reisen immediately put aside the calamity and looked up nervously.
"It's now!" the emperor decisively lifted Reizen's skirt. In the scenery of this moment, the nosebleed of the calamity day gushed out like water crossing the river. Woe Tian actually saw a thong!
"Nice!" Woe Tian raised his thumbs to the emperor and sighed, "I have no ...... in this life, old man."
Bang!
With a good face-breaking punch, Lingxian succeeded in K.O.
Teenage girl debating ......
"Why are you lifting my skirt?" asked Reisen, blushing.
"Because somebody is ashamed to wear this thing. The emperor snickered and pointed to Reizen's skirt.
"It's not like last night my underwear and safety pants were all gone, that's the only thing left!" Reisen looked like she was about to cry.
"Oh, then you don't have to wear it. The emperor shrugged his shoulders indifferently, and then snickered.
"Don't wear ......" Reisen imagined for a moment, and his face turned red again.
"Well, but thanks to you. I kind of understand this guy's groove cake physique. The emperor casually kicked the scourge who was still bleeding from the nose.
"Groove cake physique?" Reizen's attention was successfully diverted.
"Born unlucky, I'm lucky enough to be able to avoid the vampire's mortal destiny declaration, and I just let this guy see the benefits. Anyway, I blessed him three times and said that he would never be blessed by me now. The emperor yawned and lost interest in crawling into Reizen's medicine chest to get ready for bed.
Poor Wo Tian was dragged by Reisen with one hand towards the Lost Bamboo Forest......