296 out of a thief bone (Baobei doll i and Shibi +)
Because the interest was too high, they ate this meal very late, started at seven o'clock, and it didn't end until half past nine, everyone was drunk, even Lu Ping was a little floating, not to mention Qian Wenliang, his amount of alcohol was not good, and he had already fallen asleep on the table. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
They were all drunk, and they couldn't ride the bicycle, so they had to let Han Qixiu drive them home, and the bicycle was ridden back by Qian Shuya and Wu Gangqiang.
Shen Jiao wiped Shen Jiaxing's face, then helped him to the sofa, covered him with a blanket and began to clean up the dishes and chopsticks, the cups and plates on the table were in disarray, Han Qixiu said that he would wait for him to come back and clean up, but Shen Jiao still put it away first, how could he let Han Qixiu do everything!
'Knock Knock'
When someone knocked on the door, Shen Jiao hurriedly turned on the street lamp and asked in a low voice who it was, and a deep voice came from outside the door: "I, Huang Mengdi." ”
Shen Jiao breathed a sigh of relief, if it wasn't for Shen Sizhi, it would be just her now, if these people came, she wouldn't be able to beat them!
Huang Mengdi was still in a black and gray blouse, with messy hair, and a gloomy face, and she didn't smile when she saw Shen Jiao, so she pushed open the door and walked into the house.
"Mengdi, what are you doing?"
Shen Jiao asked behind her, wondering in her heart, looking at this girl's posture as if she was going to make trouble!
"I'm looking for the Shen family's grandfather, not you!"
Huang Mengdi didn't look back, and went straight into the living room.
"Grandpa Shen, wake up, the Qingming fruit that Shen Xiu gave you wants me to hand it over to you personally!"
Huang Mengdi pushed Shen Jiaxing, who was sleeping like a dead pig on the sofa, and shouted loudly in his ear, but Shen Jiaxing, who was drunk, couldn't wake him up even if it was thundering.
Shen Jiao was secretly funny, Shen Xiu, a woman who really knew how to study, actually thought of asking Huang Mengdi to send it over!
"Mengdi, my grandfather is sleeping, don't wake him up, transfer the things to me!" Shen Jiao said.
Huang Mengdi was extremely stubborn and categorically refused: "Don't give it, I promised Shen Xiu to hand it over to the Shen family's grandfather, I ate Shen Xiu's two fruits as a reward, and I can't be dishonest." ”
The corners of Shen Jiao's mouth twitched, the reward for the two fruits?
It's pretty high!
"Aren't you just handing it over to my grandfather, you're not dishonest!"
Shen Jiao was too lazy to waste time with her, walked over and took the lunch box and stuffed it into Shen Jiaxing's hand, smiling at her.
Huang Mengdi glanced at her with a gloomy face, and then glanced at Shen Jiaxing, who was thundering, and nodded and said, "Okay, that's it, I've done this thing, don't tell Shen Xiu that I didn't do it in the future!" ”
Shen Jiao was annoyed when she heard Shen Xiu's name, her heart moved, and she said to her: "I'll give you five fruits, and you will return this lunch box to Shen Xiu for me!" ”
As she spoke, she opened the lunch box and wanted to take five fruits out of it, looking at the size of the lunch box, it could hold at least five fruits.
It's just-
The lunch box is empty!
Not to mention five, not even one!
Shen Jiao blinked and glanced at Huang Mengdi, she didn't mean anything else, she just subconsciously looked over, but this glance stimulated Huang Mengdi.
"Let me tell you, the fruit can't be eaten by me, I only ate two fruits, or the reward that Shen Xiu gave me, it stands to reason that there must be six fruits in it."
Huang Mengdi jumped up, her voice finally changed from the gloomy past, and roared like a duck.
Shen Jiao didn't want to dwell on this matter, so she ran to the kitchen and took five salted fruits and put them in Huang Mengdi's hand: "If you don't have it, you won't have it, please help me return the empty lunch box to Shen Xiu." ”
Huang Mengdi refused to accept the salty fruit, and said angrily: "You mean that I think the fruit is what I eat?" Let me tell you, I am poor and ambitious, it is not my thing, even if it is Tang monk meat, I will not touch it, this fruit is definitely impossible for me to eat. ”
Shen Jiao couldn't cry or laugh, and explained: "I didn't say that you ate it, maybe it was eaten by a wild cat, I mean it doesn't matter, I don't care who eats it, I just want to ask you to help me return the lunch box to Shen Xiu!" ”
"You don't care that I care, I said that if I don't eat it, it's not what I eat, I must find out about it, I'm a good person who is innocent, I can't let you slander my reputation!"
Huang Mengdi didn't appreciate it, her expression moved, as if she had thought of something, and rushed out with a snort, like a tornado, which startled Shen Jiao.
Shen Jiao shook her head helplessly, put the five Qingming fruits in the lunch box, and planned to send them to Huang Mengdi, but she really didn't want to deal with Shen Xiu at all.
As soon as I got out of the gate, there was a heart-rending scream from next door!
Shen Jiao's body couldn't help shaking, and the foot that stepped into the threshold was retracted!
She's better go home, she doesn't have to make a fuss!
It's just-
"Mom, the third sister is going to kill me, the Huang family is going to cut off the incense, help!"
A boy ran out shouting, with a big bag on his head, running fast, and Huang Mengdi behind him chased after him with a rolling pin, running no slower than her brother.
This boy is the precious lifeblood of the Huang family - Huang Baogen.
Huang Baogen saw Shen Jiao, his eyes couldn't help but light up, and he rushed up towards her, Shen Jiao was startled, and kicked him without thinking about it, and kicked him directly. Shares are in the sky.
"Oh, why are you kicking me? I just want to have a word with you! Huang Baogen wanted to cry without tears.
Shen Jiao took a few steps back with a weak heart, and said in the future: "I didn't see it clearly, I thought you were a bad person!" ”
Aunt Huang rushed out with a golden sword, and when she saw her son lying on the ground, her triangular eyes suddenly turned into four corners, and she swept over Shen Jiao coldly.
It's about his son's safety, and he can't shoot any sycophants!
"You little deflated three, I beat you to death, how dare you steal other people's fruits? You don't learn well! ”
Huang Mengdi rushed up and hit Huang Baogen on the head and face, making Huang Baogen cry wolf.
Aunt Huang ripped off her daughter and asked about the fruit, her face was red and white, and she was panting heavily.
"You are a non-competitive thing, why don't you tell your mother if you want to eat fruit? Why do you want to steal food? You... You've disgraced me and your dad! ”
Aunt Qin and Aunt Lu also ran out to watch the excitement, looking like they were watching a good show.
Aunt Qin even exaggeratedly shouted: "Oh, stealing needles when you are young, stealing gold when you are big, it's terrible, there is a thief bone in our yard!" ”
"Yes, the banknotes and food stamps in the house must be put away in the future, otherwise I don't know when the thief bones will come to the door, tsk!" Aunt Lu also followed the sarcasm.
Aunt Huang was so angry that her face turned pale, and she wanted to defend a few words, but she had no confidence, so she picked up the rolling pin and waved it down without a head.
"Alas, Mom, don't fight, I'm going to die!"
"I didn't steal it, the fruit was put in my house, I ate what I had in my own house, where was it stolen!"
Huang Baogen dodged while shouting loudly that he was wronged, and he had a heartfelt speech.