Qian Shumeng, a girl who wanted to come out of the bag, was tickled by the bag, and left the small wontons behind, and suggested that she immediately go back to get the woolen ticket and go to the department store to buy the wool. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

"Didn't Jiaojiao give you one, what kind of wool did you buy?" Wu Gangqiang frowned.

"One is not enough, two must be needed!" Qian Shumeng said.

"Why do you want so many bags? Waste! Wu Gangqiang couldn't help but choke.

"For my mother, Mother's Day is coming, I'm going to give her a gift, you know the fart!"

Qian Shumeng slapped him hard in the back, causing Wu Gangqiang to grin in pain.

After Qian Shumeng's popular science, the two soil buns can be regarded as understanding what Mother's Day is, Shen Jiao heard that it was a foreign devil's festival, and her head was big, and she said disdainfully: "What's so good about the festival of Fanbang barbarians, let's not!" ”

Wu Gangqiang also agreed: "That's right, the festival of Xiaoyang devils is resolute, let's celebrate the Dragon Boat Festival of the Chinese people, there are brown seeds to eat, I asked my mother to wrap more meat brown, it's delicious." ”

"And in the future, don't tell the foreigner's set at every turn, and you are not afraid of causing trouble to Uncle Qian and Aunt Qian, and if you want to give gifts, you can send them secretly." Wu Gangqiang worked hard to educate her.

Qian Shumeng seemed to realize his mistake, and did not refute him as before, and remained silent with a flat mouth.

Shen Jiao said roundly: "Let's go to the Chenghuang Temple first, and then cook dumplings to eat after we come back, that Aunt Lu's craftsmanship is still quite good, no worse than the taste of a restaurant." ”

"There are still such generous people now? Send thirty or forty dumplings as soon as you send them, Jiaojiao, you are so happy, you have met such a good neighbor, you don't know the woman next door to my house, tsk! ”

"It's okay to pick at outsiders, but also to your husband and children, a piece of bean curd is placed in a small plate, there are six people in their family, how many days do you guess you will eat?"

Qian Shumeng pursed his lips, his expression was slightly exaggerated, and Shen Jiao was secretly amused.

"Two days!" Shen Jiao said a more conservative number.

"Less, guess up!" Qian Shumeng shook his head categorically.

"Five days?"

"Go up again!"

"Six days?" Shen Jiao's eyes widened and she asked suspiciously.

Wu Gangqiang looked back and smiled: "At least it must be more than ten days." ”

Qian Shumeng sighed, compared his fingers, and compared them, which was the size of an eraser, and said with a smile: "That's right, the longest record in their family is sixteen days, a piece of bean curd with such an idea, six people ate it for sixteen days, oh yo, I think I'm afraid I'm going to have worms in the end!" ”

Shen Jiao was surprised when she heard this, and couldn't help asking, "How did they eat?" ”

Qian Shumeng said while figuratively speaking: "Oh, when eating, poke it on the bean curd with chopsticks, you can't poke it heavy, you have to dip it gently, and then put it in your mouth and smack it, just this time, a bowl of soaked rice is finished, and you must not poke more than three drops, otherwise, the woman's scolding can be heard by the whole street, tsk!" ”

Qian Shumeng learned the form of her neighbor's bean curd eating it, which was vivid, which made Shen Jiao laugh out loud, and her stomach hurt from laughter!

Wu Gangqiang sighed and disagreed: "What is it to eat a piece of bean curd for sixteen days, there is a family in our compound, and it is still a battalion commander, six children in the family, and two old people. The battalion commander's family really can't open the pot, not to mention that a piece of fermented bean curd has been eaten for 16 days, and their family has to have three days of bread for a sour radish for all ages! ”

"And his baby, five or six years old is still bare, or a female doll, the people in the courtyard really can't stand it, the east family makes a piece of clothes, the west family makes a pair of pants, so that the doll in the family can be put on clothes."

Shen Jiao's brain was sweating when she heard it, a five- or six-year-old girl with a bare buttocks, what reputation did she have?

Qian Shumeng couldn't believe it, she came back from country Y, although her material life was not as rich as abroad, she didn't suffer much, she couldn't imagine such a life at all, and she felt like she was listening to a fantasy.

"The battalion commander's salary shouldn't be low, right? How can it be so tight? ”

Wu Gangqiang said disdainfully: "There are many children, there are old brothers to help, and his wife has no job, even if he gets nearly 200 wages a month, there are many people who can be divided, isn't this enough!" ”

Qian Shumeng said indignantly: "I know that I can't afford it, why do you give birth to such a child?" Didn't he hurt the child, how could such a person be a battalion commander? ”

Wu Gangqiang sighed: "This belly is big, you have to give birth, right?" You have to raise it when you are born, right? Is it possible to drown in the toilet? ”

Qian Shumeng shouted angrily: "Just don't let your belly get bigger!" ”

Wu Gangqiang looked at her like an idiot, and Qian Shumeng's heart was on fire, and his eyes widened.

"What are you looking at?" Qian Shumeng yelled viciously, feeling a little strong on the outside.

The corners of Wu Gangqiang's mouth twitched, and he teased: "How can I control this belly?" Lonely men and widows sleep on a kang, it's strange that the stomach is not big, don't they all say that foreign devils don't like to wear clothes, they kiss and touch them at every turn, you stay with foreign devils for so long, why don't you open your mind! ”

After saying that, he sighed a few times, shook his head regretfully, whistled, and looked angry.

Shen Jiao's face turned red when she heard this, and she glared at Wu Gangqiang hatefully, her head was silent, and she didn't bother to pay attention to these two nasty guys.

It's obviously talking about fermented bean curd, so why is it about giving birth to a baby?

It's really shameless!

Qian Shumeng's eyes widened, and he was stunned for a minute, but he could be regarded as reacting, and his blood poured up towards his head, and his eyes were red.

"Wu Heipang, you stinky rascal, I'll kill you!"

Qian Shumeng was angry, and he didn't know what his name was, so he punched and kicked Wu Gangqiang in public, and used his teeth, which can be described as fully armed.

Wu Gangqiang didn't think much about it, he covered his head with both hands, dodged with a smile, and Shen Jiao also leaned against the wall with a smile to watch the excitement.

No one noticed that a middle-aged woman wearing a red armband and an old lady walked over, the old lady was carrying a vegetable basket with a lot of vegetables in the basket, pointed to Wu Gangqiang and said, "Comrade, there are people here who are hooligans!" ”

The middle-aged woman has short ear-length hair, and her body is thin, as thin as Zhou Xiuying, but Zhou Xiuying's face is very gentle, but this middle-aged woman is so thin that her cheekbones are protruding, her lips are thin, and her eyes are triangular eyes.

"Come with me!" The middle-aged woman said solemnly.

Shen Jiao and Qian Shumeng hadn't figured out the situation yet, looking at the middle-aged woman ignorantly, Wu Gangqiang's brain turned quickly, and he quickly thought of the reason, so frightened that cold sweat broke out, and his teeth itched with hatred.

Qian Dazui, this big-mouthed woman, can kill Lao Tzu now!

If you really let this old lady go to the office and wear a 'little hooligan' hat, how will he mix with the compound in the future!

Grandpa is afraid that he will have to break both of his legs!