The wine is good, the food is even better, everyone drinks heartily, most of the dishes on the table are gone, and the bones are piled up into a hill. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

After drinking, everyone was even more relaxed, even Zeng Zhijie was a lot bolder, and even mustered up the courage to say a few words to Hao Yuhua, but his face turned the color of pig liver.

I don't know if it's drunk or shy!

"By the way, why were you so happy in the kitchen? Let's share it! Wang Xiaohua's face was as usual, only slightly red.

There was only a small glass of wine in front of him, and every time he drank it, his lips were only slightly stained, unlike Zeng Zhijie, who drank half a glass in one go, a typical northern way of drinking!

Feelings are deep and stewed!

Everyone knows that Wang Xiaohua is a surgeon, but no one fights with him, only says that he is free to do as he pleases.

However, it can also be seen from this that Wang Xiaohua's self-control is quite good, and people who are good at wine can still control and restrain their own wine insects in the face of such fine wine, and this self-control is not something that ordinary people can have!

Sister Dong listened to her husband's words, and couldn't help but smile on her face, and said that Xu Weihong and her mother burned real fish, causing all the masters to get stuck in their throats, and Huang Haiyuan Su Weimin couldn't help laughing.

Zeng Zhijie said with a smile: "This is not unusual, it is a big deal for us to eat fish here, like I am so old and rarely eat fish, or I went to college, so I often go to the canteen to eat hairtail fish, or I have never eaten it." ”

Su Weimin said with a smile: "Speaking of our school's hairtail fish, it tastes really good, much better than the home-cooked ones." ”

Huang Haiyuan put a peanut into his mouth and said, "Where are you willing to take oil to fry the hairtail?" The hairtail fish in our school cafeteria is fried in oil and then burned, and it is crispy and tsk, I can't get tired of eating it every day! ”

"There are also pork stewed vermicelli in the cafeteria, which tastes better than the stewed ones at home, and the ones at home are not as bad as the school." Zeng Zhijie also joined in.

"Speaking of which, my favorite thing to eat is the vermicelli paste that the master gave me that was rotten and clumped into a pot, and the meat flavor seeped into the vermicelli paste, but it was really delicious."

Wang Xiaohua also missed his previous college life and kept smashing his mouth.

"I like to eat the school's rice, it's better than the indica rice in Haishi, the rice here is fragrant and soft." Huang Haiyuan said as he sent a large mouthful of rice to his mouth and chewed it in large gulps.

Su Weimin suddenly smiled, probably because he drank a little wine, his personality was a lot more cheerful, and he talked a little more.

"As soon as Haiyuan said rice, I remembered a joke I used to make when I was in the north, and it was very interesting."

"Hurry up for the people and say, this way, it's rare for everyone to get together, why don't everyone tell a joke?" Huang Haiyuan proposed.

"Okay, let's talk for the people first!" Sister Dong clapped her hands in agreement.

Su Weimin took a small bowl of borscht, drank it slowly, and then cleared his throat and said: "Most people in the north eat pasta, and rice is generally eaten by distinguished guests or festivals. ”

"Then I followed the dipping and went to the table with my wife's uncle, and the landlord's daughter-in-law cooked most of the pot of rice, and then pasted a lot of corn tortillas to eat at home, and I ate rice with my wife's uncle."

Speaking of this, Su Weimin couldn't help but smile, and a smile appeared on his face.

"Say it, don't stop." Everyone was listening to it and was busy urging him.

Su Weimin continued: "I haven't eaten rice for a long time, I don't even need to eat that rice, I ate two bowls of white rice alone, and the third bowl was not embarrassed to be served, so I watched my uncle eat, and as a result, my uncle ate a bowl of rice for a long time and half a bowl, chewing slowly, and I had to chew for about ten minutes in one bite of rice, and the landlord's daughter-in-law couldn't help but say-

Brother, you haven't been so gentle when you usually eat at home?

It took my uncle a long time to swallow the food in his mouth, and I was embarrassed to say.

This rice is round and slippery, jumping in my mouth quite happily, I can't chew rice for half a day! ”

"Hahaha!"

Everyone laughed, Shen Jiao laughed the most, it was the first time she heard that rice could jump in her mouth, and it wasn't table tennis, how could she jump?

Su Weimin himself laughed: "I really think it's incredible, but then the landlord's daughter-in-law and the landlord also eat rice, just like my wife's uncle, I have to chew a mouthful of rice for a long time, and I also said that the rice rolls around in my mouth, and my teeth can't chew it." ”

"It's not surprising, I felt the same way when I ate rice for the first time, we rarely eat rice in the countryside, and I will definitely not be happy to eat it for the first time." Zeng Zhijie explained with a smile.

Huang Pingyuan wiped his tears with a smile and said positively: "I'll also tell you a joke, which I have personally experienced, just chirp if it's funny, and croak if it's not funny!" ”

"Okay, what Kaihara said must be funny." Wang Xiaohua clapped his hands and coaxed.

Huang Haiyuan also cleared his throat and said with a smile: "I wasn't in the Great Northern Wilderness before, the educated youth there come from all over the world, and there are people everywhere, there is a Tianjin Wei who just came, and he was assigned to our company, and our company commander is from the south, a good big brother."

At that time, there were a lot of green hemp planted in the company, which was used to rub hemp rope, and that Tianjin Wei Zhiqing didn't know Qing hemp, so he pointed to Qing Ma and asked the company commander-

Is this a kind of thing?

The company commander glanced at it and nodded and said, yes, this is hemp!

Tianjin Wei Zhiqing asked several times that this was a kind of plant, and the company commander was very patient, always nodding and saying-

Yes, that's hemp! ”

Huang Haiyuan learned from Tianjin Wei Zhiqing and the company commander while talking, which was vivid, and everyone was amused to laugh again, leaning forward and leaning back.

Shen Jiao couldn't stand it anymore, she couldn't stop laughing while holding Xiaojiao, poor Xiaojiao made her rub her hair messy, and she didn't dare to move, so she had to meow pitifully.

Immediately afterwards, Zeng Zhijie and Wang Xiaohua also told jokes when they cut in line, even the most shy Hao Yuhua also said it, the atmosphere at the dinner table was very lively, and a bottle of wine was almost drunk unconsciously!

Dabao took an herb in his mouth and rushed in, meowing at Shen Jiao.

Shen Jiao remembered that she forgot to accept the herbs dried during the day, so she hurriedly threw Xiaojiao on the sofa, got up and trotted out, and after a while, she entered the house with a dustpan of dried herbs.

Han Defu also followed a few dustpans of herbs into the house and spread them out on the open space.

Sister Dong asked in surprise, "Xiao Shen, what are you doing with so many herbs?" ”

"I'll make some pills myself, and ask my fellow villagers to help me pick the medicine." Shen Jiao said vaguely.

Hao Yuhua's eyes flashed, he lowered his head and silently gnawed on the chicken feet, but didn't say anything.

Huang Haiyuan smiled and put a duck palm into Hao Yuhua's bowl: "Hao also likes to eat claws?" Me too, where I love to nibble on the least meat? ”

Miao Shuifeng said coldly: "Why don't you eat chicken feathers without meat?" ”

Huang Haiyuan was dumbfounded, messy in the wind!

"Poof"

Hao Yuhua chuckled lightly, smiling like a flower, seeing Huang Haiyuan's heart flutter, he couldn't help but be distracted.

Just as distracted as he was another goose with a dumb head.

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