Dong Fangzheng and Old Man Qi were dragged by Shen Jiao and Han Defu to the small forest of the hospital, where there are few people in the forest, and no one came to see the excitement even if the two old men were noisy. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Han Defu grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the bag and gave half of them to Shen Jiao: "Eat melon seeds, there is still noise, let's just watch the show!" ”

Shen Jiao, who was congested, glanced at her, she was arguing like this and was thinking about eating melon seeds, what a heartless guy!

Dong Fangzheng crossed his hands on his waist like a shrew scolding the street, his face was red and his neck was thick: "You still have the face to marry your aunt's wife?" You're really good at it, huh? When Master left, how did you promise in front of Master? Qi Yuxi, your conscience let the dog eat? ”

Old Man Qi was not to be outdone: "My conscience let the dog eat it, or did you Dong Xidan's conscience give it to the dog?" In vain, I treat you as if you were my own brother, you should bring me a green hat! ”

"Fart, Sister Yi and I are innocent, don't find a reason for yourself to marry your aunt's wife!" Dong Fangzheng jumped up in anger.

Old Man Qi sneered: "Innocent? If you are innocent between you, then whose evil seed is in Ah Yi's belly? Dong Xidan, if you are still a man, don't pretend to be cowardly, don't let people look down on you! ”

"When did Lao Tzu pretend to be an egg, Lao Tzu treats Sister Yi as his own sister, how can he have an affair with her? Qi Yuxi, don't talk nonsense! ”

"It doesn't matter, how did Ah Yi's belly get bigger?" Qi Yuxi shouted at the top of his voice.

"Qi Yuxi, you have a sick brain, right? Sister Yi is your daughter-in-law, how can she not have a big belly? It's not normal! Dong Fangzheng said.

Old Man Qi's face froze, his expression was very strange, and Dong Fangzheng said proudly when he saw this: "Qi Yuxi, you can't say it, right?" You wolf-hearted thing, you want to find your aunt's wife, so you slander Sister Yi and me, phew, are you worthy of Master and Sister Yi? ”

The more Dong Fangzheng spoke, the more angry he became, and he was about to rush forward to beat people, but Shen Jiao, who had been worried, hurriedly rushed forward and grabbed the old man, and Han Defu also threw melon seeds over, and the two of them could be regarded as subduing the angry old man.

It can be seen that the old man is not small!

"What do I have to lose? Ah Yi and I have never had a cave room, and the child in Ah Yi's belly can't be my species! ”

Qi Yuxi gritted his teeth and told the secret that he had hidden in his heart for most of his life, and suddenly felt much more relaxed.

Han Defu and Shen Jiao looked at each other, they never thought that they would hear such a bloody love triangle when they came to Kyoto this time, and it was still the grievance and hatred of two old radish tassels!

It's really spicy for the eyes!

Dong Fangzhengqi said: "How is it possible? That night, I went to the corner with the guys in the hall to listen to the corner, obviously you were in the cave room with Sister Yi, how could it not be? ”

Qi Yuxi sneered: "Dong Xidan, don't pretend to be innocent in front of Lao Tzu, you deliberately drunk me that night, and then you were obsessed, and you used wine to have the courage to hook up with Ah Yi and commit adultery, hum, you two adulterers *** cuckolded me in broad daylight, I ...... I hate it! ”

Dong Fangzheng's anger was no less than Qi Yuxi's, and he roared: "Lao Tzu drank too much that day, and after listening to the meeting, he went to the garden and fell asleep, when did he pretend to be you and go to the cave room?" Qi Yuxi, don't fart! ”

"Why did you run away the next day? What is it that is not a thief? Old Man Qi asked.

Dong Fangzheng was so angry that he scolded: "When did Lao Tzu escape?" Lao Tzu got drunk and slept in the garden for several days, and when I woke up, you came to scold Lao Tzu and say that Lao Tzu had an adulterous affair with Sister Yi! ”

"How many days can you sleep when you're drunk? Dong Xidan, are you bluffing? What kind of alcohol are you drinking? It can make people sleep for days! ”

Qi Yuxi didn't believe it at all, looking at Dong Fangzheng's eyes was very strange, disappointed, heartbroken, and angry!

"What did Lao Tzu lie to you? I slept in the back garden for several days that day, and my back hurt from sleeping, and you don't believe me! ”

Dong Fangzheng's voice carried a little grievance, because of this incident back then, the clan elders of the Rejuvenation Hall already had opinions about him, plus the master died young, and no one supported him, and he was kicked out of the Rejuvenation Hall not long after.

That's right, he Dong Fangzheng was kicked out of the Rejuvenation Hall!

The Qi family didn't recognize him as an apprentice, but he never thought he was Qi Fuguang's apprentice!

For a lifetime!

Shen Jiao somewhat understood, in her previous life, her grandmother taught her a lot of the private affairs of the back house, and the content exposed by the quarrel between Dong Fangzheng and Qi Yuxi just now, as soon as she heard it, she felt that these two old men should have been calculated!

And it's definitely a woman who counts them!

Blame the blame, *** sow discord...... This is a common means used by women in the back house!

"Master, Grandpa Qi, calm down and listen to me." Shen Jiao pulled her throat, no way, if she didn't pull her throat, she couldn't cover the roar of the two.

Old Man Qi stopped first, and sneered at Shen Jiao: "Jiaojiao, don't be deceived by this old liar, he is the rebel who was expelled from the door wall in our Rejuvenation Hall, and he knows a fart medical skill, you are similar to him learning to be abducted!" ”

Dong Fangzheng twisted his fat body and began to jump again, he was not lightly angry, Han Defu was impatient, and simply clicked on Dong Fangzheng's soft numb hole, and Dong Fangzheng was immediately honest.

Shen Jiao took a deep breath and said softly: "Master, Grandpa Qi, the so-called bystanders are clear, the authorities are fascinated, and I, a bystander, have only one feeling after listening to your grievances. ”

"What does it feel?" The two spoke in unison.

"You should be calculated, of course, including the Ah Yi in your mouth!" Shen Jiao concluded.

"Impossible, how can Lao Tzu be calculated?"

The two of them seemed to have been greatly stimulated, and they didn't admit that they were calculated, looking at Shen Jiao's expressions, they deserved to be brothers!

Shen Jiao shook her head helplessly, and analyzed: "As far as I know, there is a medicine called Seven Days of Drunkenness, which can make people sleep for several days as if they were drunk. ”

Old Man Qi and Dong Fangzheng shook their heads at the same time: "Seven days of drunkenness has long been lost, and there is no one in the world who can match it." ”

Shen Jiao raised her chin and said confidently: "Who said that the seven-day drunk has been lost?" I'll be able to match it! ”

The two said in unison: "Really? ”

"Of course, our Shen family has a recipe for seven days of drunkenness, although it is very troublesome to refine seven days of drunkenness, but as long as the materials are complete, I can make seven days of drunkenness in half a day!"

Shen Jiao actually didn't tell the truth, the recipe for seven days of drunkenness was not of the Shen family, but was taught to her by her grandmother in her previous life.

Strictly speaking, this is a kind of anesthetic similar to Ma Boiling San, but the purpose of seven days of drunkenness is to make people completely faint to death, different Ma Boiling is just to paralyze the body, but the consciousness is sober.