885 ate the wrong thing
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Dong Fangzheng beckoned to the rich sister-in-law, the rich sister-in-law sat opposite Dong Fangzheng nervously, the tip of her nose was covered with fine beads of sweat, Dong Fangzheng did not measure how long the rich sister-in-law was, as Shen Jiao said, just a little anemic, and the body was healthy among women of the same age.
"Doctor Dong, is there something wrong with my body-?" Sister-in-law Fu asked carefully.
Dong Fangzheng shook his head: "No problem, your body bones are ten or eight." ”
Sister-in-law Fu was first happy, then surprised, and Fu Chengshan asked in frustration: "Doctor Dong, that means I have a problem, right?" Can it be cured? ”
Dong Fangzheng shook his head again: "Your body is fine, both of you are in good health, and it stands to reason that you can have a litter." ”
The rich sister-in-law lost her voice and said: "But since we got married, we haven't even moved at all for fifteen or sixteen years!" ”
If it weren't for the prestige of Dr. Dong's reputation, the rich sister-in-law would like to say that Dong Fang is a quack, and the two of them have no problem, why can't they have children?
Obviously there's a problem!
Shen Jiao frowned, she had no doubt about Dong Fangzheng's medical skills, could it be that Fu Chengshan and his wife were the same as Lu Zijian, and they had to go to the great wizard to rematch the model?
Dong Fangzheng glared at the rich sister-in-law impatiently, and reprimanded: "What's the hurry? I'm not done yet! ”
The rich sister-in-law was so frightened that she covered her mouth and didn't say a word, for fear that Dong Fangzheng would be angry and not give them medical treatment.
Guan Yue also felt a little strange, but he didn't make a sound, at this moment Dong Fang was seeing a doctor, he couldn't take the lead, which was a great taboo among his peers.
Dong Fangzheng asked Shen Jiao and Guan Yue to go out, Shen Jiao knew that Dong Fangzheng must have a privacy question to ask, so he got up and went to the yard, Dong Fangzheng asked about the sex of Fu Chengshan and his wife in the house, and the two of them were so ashamed that their faces were flushed, and they were secretly glad that there were no outsiders, otherwise they would really have no face to see people.
There is no problem at all with sexual affairs, Dong Fangzheng is a little interested, he has been practicing medicine for so many years, and he really can't raise the general problems, and the strange diseases are good, so as to reflect his high level!
Dong Fangzheng thought about it for a while, and asked about Fu Chengshan's eating habits, especially when asked what he usually likes to eat the most, Fu Sister-in-law hurriedly said: "He loves to eat celery the most, stir-fry it, mix it, make dumplings and buns, and even make dim sum to eat, and if you don't eat celery for three days, you will feel uncomfortable." ”
Fu Chengshan said with a smile: "That's right, I don't have any other hobbies, except eating celery, and if I don't eat it, I'll feel uncomfortable." ”
Dong Fangzheng's brows furrowed, the reason can be regarded as found, except for his old man, this disease is really not cured by others!
"You've loved celery since you were a child?" Dong Fangzheng asked.
Fu Chengshan nodded: "Yes, I love to eat when I was a child, and I have been eating for more than 30 years, and I have never stopped." ”
Dong Fangzheng sighed, looking at Fu Chengshan's eyes, he was much more kind, a fellow Taoist!
It's just that this unlucky kid likes to eat celery?
You can't learn from his old man, eat leeks for a lifetime, and keep the baby at home can arrange a shift!
"You have to stop this celery, don't eat it from today, you can't even eat a leaf, eat more leeks when you go back, don't eat such delicious leeks, you have to eat celery, make evil!"
Shen Jiao in the courtyard heard an exclamation from the house, followed by Fu Chengshan's annoyed cry, she and Guan Yue looked at each other and rushed in together.
Fu Chengshan and his wife lay on the ground and hugged their heads and cried, extremely sad, and Dong Fangzheng next to him was holding a leek box and eating with relish, with no heart and no lungs, how to look at how spicy eyes.
"Master, what's wrong with them?" Shen Jiao asked.
Dong Fangzheng pouted and said: "I ate the wrong thing, I don't eat good leeks, I want to eat celery, something happened!" ”
After saying that, his old man didn't bother to take care of Shen Jiao, Gu Zi gnawed on the leek box again, and saw the tragedy of Fu Chengshan's husband and wife, his old man felt more and more that it was a wise move to eat leeks, leeks aphrodisiac and sperm, but a man's baby!
It's just that the old man doesn't want to think about it, he's a lonely man, which one is strong, and which one is the essence of the family!
Shen Jiao still didn't understand the connection between celery and giving birth, and explained in a whisper: "Celery can kill sperm, if a man eats it for a long time, it may lead to infertility, this rich comrade must eat more." ”
Shen Jiao suddenly realized, and secretly glad that she and Shen Jiaxing didn't like to eat celery, because they rarely burned celery at home, even if they did, Han Qixiu wouldn't eat a few bites.
After Fu Chengshan finished crying, Dong Fangzheng said slowly: "I'll give you a prescription, you eat for a month, then quit celery, eat more leeks and pork kidneys, and your wife will be able to move after a year of storage." ”
"Thank you, Doctor Dong!"
Fu Chengshan and his wife were extremely grateful, their eyes were red, they were remorseful, they were also joyful, and they were even more glad that they met Shen Jiao, otherwise they would have been lonely and widowed for a lifetime.
Dong Fangzheng beckoned to Shen Jiao and asked her to write the formula, his old man is still self-aware, and he knows that his dog crawling words are really a bit embarrassing, and he has to maintain the demeanor of a miracle doctor in Fu Chengshan!
Seeing off the grateful Fu Chengshan couple and his wife, Shen Jiao did not leave, Dong Fangzheng said in disgust: "Why don't you leave?" I don't know if it's really unfilial to bring Yuan Yuan Zhuang over! ”
"Bring it over next time, this time I have something serious to find you and Doctor Guan."
Shen Jiao took out a small box from her bag, and it was from the rich sister-in-law that she bought the longevity pill, Dong Fangzheng wrinkled his nose in disgust, and scolded: "This is the pill you made?" Don't be ashamed! ”
"Of course not, I bought this pill for 200 yuan, and it has a price in Kyoto, so I can't buy it if I want to." Shen Jiao said with a smile.
Dong Fangzheng curiously picked up the pill, put it under his nose and sniffed it, his brows furrowed even deeper: "That's it, two hundred oceans?" Kyoto's human brains let the dog day? ”
"This medicine is called Changsheng Pill, which is said to prolong people's longevity and youth, and it is very popular in the upper circles of Kyoto, especially those official wives, who rush to buy this Changsheng Pill."
Guan Yue's face changed slightly, and he was surprised: "I heard Qi Xiu mention this, and I said at that time that there must be something wrong with this medicine, and human aging is a natural law, how can it be changed with medicine!" ”
Dong Fangzheng nodded and said: "That's right, birth, old age, sickness and death are common feelings, medicine can only make people live a little healthier at most, a little longer, it is impossible to make people immortal, and this pill is very unreasonable, how can it be immortal?" ”
"Master, the fact is that this medicine is indeed effective, this pill has been popular in Kyoto for more than ten years, if it doesn't work, those people in Kyoto are not fools, how can they be deceived for more than ten years?"
Shen Jiao was very puzzled, it was obviously a failed pill, why was it sought after by so many people?