983 hemorrhoids in pigs

Catherine missed her life after only one bite, and she was full of praise for the gourd head steamed bun, and she finished the bowl with a snort, looking at the rest of the lunch box, she couldn't help but eat it with Shen Han.

Dong Fangzheng has already measured the pulse of Mrs. Yelena here, and said with a positive color: "The pulse is not bad, there is no big problem, I will prescribe a prescription, it is to strengthen the yuan and replenish qi, eat it for half a month first." ”

Mrs. Yelena's recovery is very good, she went to H City Hospital for a check-up before coming here, and the results surprised the doctors, most of the cancer cells in the old lady's body fell into a deep sleep, just like an extinct volcano, as long as it is not too stimulated, it can sleep for thousands of years.

In the case of Mrs. Yelena, she has basically been cured, because of Mrs. Yelena's case, the hospital even used the old lady's treatment process as a research sample, and carefully analyzed whether there was anything to learn from.

"Thank you, Mr. Dong." Lady Yelena smiled and thanked her.

She was in a good mood, and after getting Dong Fangzheng's affirmative answer, her heart was completely settled, and she felt like she had been reborn, two months ago she really thought that she was about to die soon!

Dong Fangzheng wrote down the prescription freely, handed it to Shen Jiao, and gave it to Mrs. Yelena She couldn't understand it, the old lady could only hear Huaxia, but she couldn't write or read.

"Auntie, this thing is called a gourd head, and it is made from the most delicious parts of the pig, is it delicious?"

Shen Han said with a smile, it wasn't that he deliberately deceived Catherine, but the raw materials of the gourd head were a little indescribable, and he didn't know how to describe it in Y.

Dong Fangzheng, who finished writing the prescription, breathed a sigh of relief and was about to go back to enjoy the feast, but-

"Where's my gourd head? Which king ate the eight lambs? ”

Dong Fangzheng looked at the empty lunch box in front of him angrily, not even a drop of soup left, but Shen Han next to him had oil on his mouth and a slight burp, the old man was so angry that he just wanted to strangle this little rabbit cub.

"Old man, look at the fat on your body, my aunt and I are helping you lower your cholesterol." Shen Han grinned.

Dong Fangzheng heard that Catherine also had a share, but he was not so angry, in front of the foreigners, he still had to do his best to be a landlord, and he couldn't let the foreigners laugh at the stinginess of the Chinese.

"I'll go back to you to settle the account, so I can leave Lao Tzu with a meat bun, right?" Dong Fangzheng glared fiercely and looked at the oily paper on the table distressedly.

Mother, this foreign woman can really eat, no wonder she looks so strong, tsk!

After listening to Xiao Fang's translation, Catherine was a little embarrassed, she didn't expect that what she ate was Dong Fangzheng's breakfast, which was really rude.

"Mr. Dong, I'm really sorry, I didn't know this was your breakfast, or I would lose your money, right?" Catherine said apologetically.

Dong Fangzheng waved his hand again and again: "No, no, it's just a little snack, how can you lose money, you just eat, I'll go back and buy it later." ”

Generally speaking, foodies and foodies are the easiest to become good friends, and there is no need to say anything, you can call your brother or sister by going to a skewer together.

Dong Fangzheng and Catherine are the same, a bowl of gourd head makes them have a common topic, Dong Fangzheng for her genealogy: "I tell you, this gourd head must be eaten at a food stall, where the taste is the most positive, do you know what the reason?" ”

"Because the chefs there are the real chefs." Catherine replied.

Dong Fangzheng smiled: "The chef is a fart, they are all halfway cooks, the gourd head wants to be delicious, the most important thing is that the thing can't be washed too clean, and the taste is eaten!" ”

The translator's expression is a little strange, she knows some of the food customs of the people of country Y, it should be said that most Westerners do not eat animal offal, especially the aristocracy.

A noble lady like Catherine is 100% uneaten, and if she knew the raw materials of the gourd head, would she go crazy?

Xiao Fang thought about it and decided not to translate Dong Fangzheng's words directly, and was about to roughly say that the raw materials of the gourd head were very delicious, and Shen Han next to him spoke up: "That's right, the pig's intestine can't be washed too cleanly, and the smell is washed away, and the taste is not authentic." ”

Catherine's complexion changed slightly, pig intestine?

"Xiaohan, do you mean the large intestine of pigs when you say pigs? The large intestine that is used to hold feces? ”

"Yes, it's the pig's large intestine, it's a good thing, the best thing is the gourd head, the taste is really a must." Shen Han said that he was hungry again, as a large intestine controller, Shen Han likes any food made by the large intestine of pigs, and he will not refuse.

Catherine's voice raised several degrees, and she asked sharply, "The gourd head you ate just now is made from the large intestine of a pig?" ”

Shen Han nodded first, Catherine's heart sank to the bottom, her face was pale, and her stomach began to tumble, but Shen Han began to shake her head again, Catherine's heart came up, the nausea disappeared, and she breathed a sigh of relief.

"The raw material of the gourd head is not the pig intestine to be precise, it should be part of the pig intestine." Shen Han talked eloquently.

"Which part?" Catherine forced herself to ask if she was dead, and she had to find out what she was eating.

"I want to think about it, how to describe it, there is, it's a pig's steel door, or it can be said to be hemorrhoids, that's it."

Shen Han was very proud, he was really smart, he could actually think of such an appropriate word, it was so amazing.

"Evil"

Catherine couldn't hold back any longer, covered her mouth and rushed into the bathroom, God, she actually ate the pig steel door and hemorrhoids, or the steel door and hemorrhoids that were not cleaned, God, what is the difference between her like this and eating poop!

"What's wrong with your aunt? Got a baby? Dong Fangzheng was interested, and he vomited after eating, obviously happy!

Shen Han shook his head blankly, he didn't know, he was so happy to eat spicy just now, why did he vomit?

Xiao Fang looked at the pair of living treasures in front of him helplessly, and explained: "The people of country Y don't eat animal offal, you guys are steel and hemorrhoids just now, it's strange that Mrs. Catherine doesn't vomit!" ”

Shen Han patted his head in annoyance, ouch, why did he forget this stubble, he had heard the teacher say it in H City before, but he had forgotten about Java a long time ago.

Dong Fangzheng pouted: "Foreigners are just not smart, internal organs are the best and most nutritious parts, it's really stupid!" ”

Shen Han complained to Mrs. Yelena: "Grandmother, why did you make it clear to me just now?" My aunt hates me to death. ”

"It's okay, your aunt will remember this unforgettable meal for the rest of her life, and it should make her lose a few pounds." Lady Yelena said lightly, with a smile on her lips.

Catherine came out of the bathroom, her steps were vain, her face was pale, she had even vomited yellow bile just now, but she was still disgusting.

Everyone looked at Catherine, who looked like a ghost, and then at Mrs. Yelena, who was in a happy mood, and couldn't help but shrink her neck, the old lady stabbed the knife hard enough!