Reunion (1)
Yu Xilin, the head of the fish family in Kyoto, is going to hold a fifty-second birthday party soon, and it stands to reason that fifty-two years old is not a whole life, and there is generally no need to celebrate it in a big way, but Yu Xilin's situation is somewhat special.
After spending the first 40th birthday of several generations of the head of the Lu family in fear, the ecstatic Yu Xilin began to hold a birthday banquet once a year, and it has been held for 12 years now, and he is never tired of it.
Yu Schilling wished he could do it for another hundred years!
"Tuan Tuan, have you sent out all the invitations to the birthday banquet this time? Will it come then? Yu Xilin asked his daughter uneasily.
My daughter is cute, but this carelessness is also quite a headache, the previous birthday banquets were held by my wife, this year my wife is not feeling well, I have no choice but to let my daughter do it, Tuan Tuan said she will definitely hold an unforgettable birthday banquet.
Speaking of conscience, Yu Xilin really didn't expect his daughter to have an unforgettable birthday party, but he didn't want to hurt his daughter's heart, so he had to reluctantly agree, thinking that if he was more attentive, nothing would go wrong.
Tuan Tuan didn't think so, and was a little impatient, his own Lao Tzu asked three times a day, from the time she took over this single life to now, it was only ten days, her father asked at least thirty times, and his ears were calloused!
"Dad, are you in menopause? Didn't you just ask an hour ago? Tuan Tuan looked at Yu Xilin with displeasure.
Yu Xilin touched his nose, although he is already a bad old man who is over half a hundred years old, but because of good maintenance, he looks no different from more than ten years ago, he is still personable, Yushu is in the wind, and he can definitely kill a large number of girls' hearts in seconds when he walks on the street!
Whoever made this guy wear it, all of them are low-key, luxurious, and connotative!
"Did you just ask? Oh, it's not good to remember when you're old, what did Tuan Tuan say just now? "Yu Xilin and his daughter pretended to be stupid.
Tuan Tuan flew a little white eye to her Lao Tzu, and said angrily: "Dad, I'll say it again, remember, it's the last time, if you ask again, I won't bother to pay attention to you!"
Yu Xilin plucked out his ears helplessly, it was a pity that his daughter's voice was not a soul singer, he smiled at Tuan Tuan, Tuan Tuan flattened his mouth in disgust, and said indignantly: "The invitations have been sent out, as for whether they will come, I dare not guarantee it." ”
"Why don't you come? The invitation will definitely come when you receive it, and if you don't come, you won't receive it, Tuan Tuan, you still can't do this job well! "Yu Xilin is not too happy, isn't the birthday banquet picture just festive and lively, the guests don't come, how can it be lively!
Tuan Tuan was even more unhappy, and Huo Da said, "Why didn't you receive it?" I called each one to confirm, and no one said he didn't receive it, Dad, you can't deny my work! ”
"Why don't you come?" Yu Xilin was very unhappy.
Tuan Tuan really didn't want to poke her father's heart, liver and lungs, but who let her father poke her heart first!
I don't know if what she likes the most is that others say that she doesn't do her job well!
Although it is true that her work may be a little inadequate, I don't see that she is trying to correct it, why do you have to say it?
Tuan Tuan said indignantly: "Dad, you don't reflect on it, I attend your birthday banquet every year, and the guests are not tired?" It's just that you still have a few days off at work, you're good, you haven't been panting for 12 years, that is, me, your daughter, can be so tireless, do you try someone else? ”
I really don't need to change anyone else, but my mother is starting to get annoyed, and she has held eleven birthday banquets in a row, and her mother simply asked for sick leave this year, in fact, her mother is healthy enough to give her another little brother, isn't it just to avoid her father's birthday banquet!
Yu Xilin touched his nose again, he himself was a little forced in his heart, and it was a bit frequent to hold birthday banquets every year, but-
"Your dad and I are not a special situation, the birthday banquet is held once less once, in case you kick your legs and burp the fart, you can only go to the underworld to hold a feast!" The more Yu Xilin spoke, the more sad he became, and he even wiped the corners of his eyes sentimentally.
Tuan Tuan didn't buy her Lao Tzu's emotional card at all, she really played too much, and no matter how much her feelings became bad cards, she was tired of listening to it, and besides-
"Dad, you are really hypocritical, Brother Yuanyuan said that you have already survived the curse of our Yu family, let alone your fiftieth birthday, as long as you pay attention to abstinence, have an open mind, and toss your daughter less, it is no problem to live to be a hundred years old, what are you worried about all day long?"
Tuan Tuan clasped his hands to his chest and looked at his father helplessly, this father couldn't return it, and she could only bear it no matter how disgusted she was.
Yu Xilin's old face is a little unbearable, other people's are intimate little padded jackets, but his family is a heart-piercing jacket, obviously when he was a child, he was still fragrant and soft and cute, but the bigger he is, the less cute he is, his eyes are all round brothers, and he can only stand aside.
Alas, my daughter really helped someone else's family!
"These people are really, I don't accept gift money from them, and I don't invite them to eat and drink for nothing!" Yu Xilin muttered dissatisfiedly.
Tuan Tuan said unceremoniously: "Aunt Jiao, are they the ones who sent you to eat and drink?" And Uncle Qian Shuya, who lacks your idea to eat and drink? ”
Yu Xilin's face was red for a while, and his heart, liver and lungs were about to be pierced by his daughter, but he couldn't refute a word, Shen Jiaoqian Shuya They are indeed not bad people who eat and drink!
"Yu Tuantuan, you sit down for me, sit or stand, where does it look like a girl's house, why don't you learn from your mother, you can't find fault with the etiquette girl, you are just the opposite, everything is wrong!"
Annoyed and angry, Yu Xilin came to the fire when she saw her daughter Hang'er Langdang, Tuan Tuan was too lazy to listen, she was always like this, she deliberately announced her personal vendetta when she ignored it, and she really didn't have any stomach at all.
"Dad, you figure it out, now is a new era, don't always ask me with the old eyes of the past, and I don't marry an old-fashioned man like you, why should I follow my mother's example?" Tuan Tuan retorted unceremoniously.
Yu Xilin snorted, and he was not merciless when he stabbed his daughter, "Whether it is the old school or the new school, the vision of men is the same, you Lao Tzu and I can't get used to your virtue, and someone's round brother is also not used to it." ”
Tuan Tuan's expression changed greatly, and he shouted angrily: "Brother Yuanyuan is not as superficial as you!" ”
Yu Xilin was so angry that his head hurt, and when he saw the little rabbit cub who had forgotten Lao Tzu, he had not yet married, and his elbow was turned off.
"If it's a man, it's the same as your old man, unless that kid isn't a man, let me ask you, has that kid confessed to you?"
Yu Xilin's words went straight to the weakness, Tuan Tuan's face turned white all of a sudden, tears swirled in his eyes, he glared at Yu Xilin hatefully, and said angrily: "I don't care about the birthday banquet, you can do it yourself!" ”
Looking at her daughter's injured little back, Yu Xilin didn't feel a good feeling in her heart, and complained to Yuancheng's belly, what does this kid mean?