Chapter 32: Pig Laughing Rain

"Young Master Xiaoyu, Young Master Xiaoyu, it's time to get up. In Situ's mansion, the little maid gently pushed Situ Xiaoyu. Last night, the old man Situ specially instructed that he should call Situ Xiaoyu to get up early today, because it was the first day that Situ Xiaoyu guarded the city gate, and he couldn't take the emperor's will too seriously.

"Hmm...... The sun hasn't risen yet, so why are you waking up so early? Come and sleep with me for a while. Situ Xiaoyu was sleeping soundly, and when he heard the little maid calling out to himself in a daze, he squinted his eyes and saw that it was not yet dawn outside, so he turned over and planned to continue sleeping.

"Young Master Xiaoyu...... Master Situ asked me to remind you that you are going to the city gate today. The little maid didn't dare to say that she looked at the city gate, for fear that Situ Xiaoyu would lose her temper. Last night, Situ Xiaoyu smashed the cup and bowl in the room, and shouted while smashing: "Go die, Lin Yu!" The people were trembling, for fear of harming the pond fish.

Hearing the three words at the city gate, Situ Xiaoyu was excited, and immediately sobered up, and hurriedly got out of bed to wash his face and comb his hair. He didn't want to be late for the first day, otherwise His Majesty the Emperor and his own old man would not spare him.

Malier changed into a soldier's uniform, how did Situ Xiaoyu feel embarrassed to wear it, such a rough fabric, such an ugly style, it was simply to cover up his handsomeness and chic to the bare bare ! was depressed, heard the voice of the eldest brother outside the door, and hurriedly walked out.

Situ Xiaofeng stood outside the door, and there was a guard beside him who was also wearing military uniforms, Situ Xiaoyu stepped forward and said, "Big brother is early, who is this?"

"Second brother, you're here. Let me introduce you to you, this is the Xuanjie master I mentioned to you, surnamed Cheng, called Cheng Yisan. After introducing Cheng Yisan, Situ Xiaoyu continued: "He is a little younger than you, you can call him Xiaosan, and he will be responsible for your safety in the next month." ”

After Situ Xiaoyu and Cheng Yisan got close to each other, he turned his head to Situ Xiaofeng and said, "Big brother, then I and Xiaosan will leave first." ”

"Well, go ahead, don't worry, my brother has arranged it for you. Situ Xiaofeng patted Situ Xiaoyu's shoulder meaningfully.

Situ Xiaoyu didn't know what the eldest brother's so-called arrangement was, so he got on his horse and went to the direction of the city gate with apprehension.

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"Young Master, Young Master Yu!" Lin Yu made some arrangements last night, and as soon as he came out of breakfast in the morning, he saw Xiao Guizi running over while shouting with a shovel from afar.

"What's the matter, I'm panicked, and I brought a shovel, what are you trying to murder me!" Lin Yu quipped.

Xiao Guizi gasped and said, "Yu ...... Young Master Yu, didn't you say yesterday that you were going to dig treasures? I wonder if I can't bring a shovel when digging things, if I don't have time, I still want to buy a basket and gloves or something......

"Stop, stop, it's enough to have a shovel, I guess it's not that troublesome. Lin Yu was sweating, and hurriedly stopped Xiao Guizi: "You go and prepare three horses, and then wait for us outside the door." ”

The last time I went to Situ Xiaoyu's house, Lin Yu's medicine tripod had a faint reaction, and it was warm. The temperature varies from place to place, and the further west you go, the stronger the feeling becomes, as if you are guiding something good underneath. Last time, in order to save people, he didn't stay long, and yesterday he heard that the house was demolished into ruins, so Lin Yu thought about it, and thought about taking Xiao Guizi and Lin Chen to dig and see.

Hearing only a "boom", Lin Chen appeared in front of Lin Yu: "Young Master Yu, I'm ready." ”

"Damn, you're scared to death, the good ones don't learn to learn the bad, they're as scary as Grandpa Ge!" Lin Yu took a step back, patted his chest and said, "Don't show up like this next time, I'm timid, it's easy to be scared out of the sick, don't you know? Let's go, I'll let Xiao Guizi prepare the horse." ”

The two walked out of the Lin Mansion and saw Xiao Guizi waiting at the door with three horses, Lin Yu found one at random and stepped on the horse's back, thinking: Fortunately, when I was on Earth, I learned equestrianism for a few years, otherwise I would be embarrassed to come here.

Xiao Guizi asked, "Young Master Yu, where are we going?"

"Out of the city!" Lin Yu remembered something again, and asked Xiao Guizi, "Is Situ Xiaoyu looking at the gate today?"

"Yes, young master, are we going to visit?" Xiao Guizi knew that his young master and Situ Xiaoyu did not deal with each other, and he had an eager expression.

"Haha, he's unlucky. Lin Yu whipped on the horse's buttocks: "Walk, children, follow me to step on people and dig treasures." ”

Before he finished speaking, he galloped away in the direction of the city gate, raising a cloud of billowing smoke and dust.

Xiao Guizi hurriedly rode his horse to catch up, and shouted in his mouth: "Young Master Yu, wait for me!"

Lin Chen looked at the backs of the two leaving, shook his head, and urged the horse to follow unhurriedly.

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At this time, Situ Xiaoyu was in a very comfortable mood, and when he came to report this morning, he learned that the guards in the city gate building had been replaced by his cronies by the eldest brother, and he naturally became the captain of the guards.

I thought I was here to endure hardship, but I didn't expect to come to enjoy happiness. After those guards knew that they were Situ Xiaofeng's younger brother, they all rushed to tie themselves up, serving tea and water, beating their backs and pinching their legs, doing everything they could, and even the city gate officials who usually looked above the top came over to talk a few words.

Situ Xiaoyu felt beautiful in his heart: Lin Yu, Lin Yu, you created a rumor in the imperial capital, thinking that you could make Situ Xiaoyu suffer?

Situ Xiaoyu pressed his left hand on the handle of the knife, and pointed his right hand to a farmer carrying a burden, and said proudly: "What's your surname, what's your name, how many people are in the family, how many acres of land per capita, and how many cows are in the field?"

"Back to ...... Back to the official, my name is Zhu Xiaoyu, a family of five, a total of only half an acre of land, and an old cow. The farmer replied with a wincing face.

"Pig Xiaoyu??" Situ Xiaoyu thought that the farmer scolded him for being a pig, so he raised his hand and gave the farmer a slap, and scolded: "Grandma, dare to insult Lao Tzu, you are tired of being crooked, come on, drag me down, and lock him up for ten days and half a month!"

"Spare your life, sir, I didn't insult you, spare your life......" The farmer fell from the sky, shouting that he was unjustly dragged away by the two guards.

Situ Xiaoyu was beaming with pride, and saw three fast horses running towards the city gate in the distance, and he was going to step forward and shout a few words, but he looked at it fixedly, yo! Isn't this the leader Lin Yu who wants to cut a thousand knives!

He immediately made a small calculation in his heart: I don't know if this guy is specifically coming to see his jokes, or is he going to go out of the city gate? No matter what it is, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Situ if he doesn't pick up a layer of skin from you!