Little Apple: Difficulty: 2, increase the friendship of the Queen Mother of the West: 3 points.

Qinghai-Tibet Plateau: Difficulty: 4, Increase the friendship of the Queen Mother of the West: 5 points.

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The most dazzling ethnic style: Difficulty: 3, increase the favorability of the Queen Mother of the West: 10 points.

It seems that the Queen Mother of the West's favorite song is the most dazzling national style and painting style, and Su Xian couldn't help but raise his head and glance at her...... What kind of hobby are you......

The Queen Mother of the West was still waiting for him to come up with a good tune, her eyes burning. When Su Xian was thinking about it just now, Di Jiang had already shown the little apple, to be honest, the Queen Mother of the West didn't like the style of this song very much, but she had to say that this kind of song was much more mature and better than singing wherever she thought of it.

Su Xian spoke.

This song is called the most dazzling national style, according to legend, originally in the East, there are two chic singers, they formed a group, the two sing for a living, the audience is generally the same mature and stable (not young) chic and confident (dare to dance in the court) men and women, the song melody is distinct, and everyone who hears it will dance. ”

The Queen Mother of the West was very interested: "I want to sing too!

She didn't doubt the authenticity of the dashing singer Su Xian said, there are all kinds of strange things in this desolate land, let alone two singers who form a group, even if a race emerges and only sings in a team, it is normal.

Su Xian opened his mouth to sing, in the singing, he recalled the time when he watched the video and ate instant noodles in his previous life, when he was still an ordinary young man in his twenties, he liked to watch some singing videos recorded by video gods, and he also liked to stay at home and be idle, at that time his mother had reached the age of square dancing, and he went out to dance with the old sisters every day, and he scoffed at it.

"It's so loud, it's disturbing the people! What's the point of jumping this?"

After that, it seemed that he came to the Yinshan clan, and as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a bunch of adults with red fruits around him, which stunned Su Xian, who was full of drills at that time.

He became one of the primitives.

Although I was full of melancholy about my life in the middle of the night, I was still optimistic that I survived here_(:зゝ∠)_

If you're not optimistic, you won't be going to die╭(╯^╰)╮

Su Xian has learned such a truth until now, as long as people live, they should work hard to live well, and they must not die or live because of something, and in the end, they will suffer themselves. Since he became familiar with the desolate world, he has had a good life in the past two years, and he has become more and more hopeful when he sees that the Yinshan clan has become well-off.

- Hey, maybe we can become an immortal or something, and then live for hundreds or thousands of years, what if we live to the 21st century?

It's not completely impossible!

Thinking like this, Su Xian is still singing the most dazzling national style to the Queen Mother of the West. The Queen Mother of the West listened to it and was sweating profusely: "Refreshing! Beautiful!

_(:зゝ∠)_Well, this kind of song with a bright tune is indeed the most acceptable to primitive people. The so-called high mountains and flowing water and lower riba people are the difference between vulgarity and elegance, but vulgar is not necessarily unpleasant, and elegant is not necessarily acceptable to everyone. The Queen Mother of the West is illiterate in modern times, she listens to few songs, and she has not had time to cultivate any forced style, and the more lively the song is for her, the better.

After Su Xian finished singing, he shouted: "Where is the applause!"

Queen Mother of the West: (⊙v⊙) What is the applause?

Di Jiang applauded very appropriately, he had spent a few days in the Yinshan Clan, and he had learned a lot of new postures. For example, applause represents a kind of encouragement and liking, for example, if you are unhappy, you will give the middle finger, for example, lying and pretending, not to mention how fast you learn.

The Queen Mother of the West immediately applauded.

Su Xian smiled and said, "Sing this song to you again, and my work here will be done, and in this way, I can also go down the mountain." ”

The Queen Mother of the West was naturally reluctant to give up: "You and I are so unified in our interests and hobbies, and you have taught me such beautiful songs, can you live here?" Although we don't have any good things in Yushan, there are many small beasts that are very suitable for hunting, if you are willing to stay here, I can provide you with food and drink." ”

Su Xian is proud, look, we never let the other party think that we are begging him! It's so cool! Win-win is a reasonable marketing tool!

He didn't know that Di Jiang was nervous to death on the side, the Yinshan clan finally walked to Yushan, if he couldn't settle down, maybe he could still settle down, Yinshan seemed to be unable to go back-of course, he wouldn't admit that it was because of his strange wind-where could he go next? Where else would there be beehives and fruit trees, where could they eat, drink, and have endless fun?!

- Dijiang, look at your little bit of interest.

However, Su Xian didn't feel Dijiang's worry at all, he just made a very embarrassed look.

"But I'm not alone......"

Queen Mother of the West: "Scared! You're not human?!"

Di Jiang: "I don't know much, don't lie to me, you're not human?!"

Su Xian: "......"

Can you people still listen to people talk well(╯"□′)╯(┻━┻

"I mean I'm not coming alone! I'm Su Xian, the patriarch of the Yinshan clan, because the Yinshan clan was hit by a strange wind, there was no peace for three days, and the house was dumped and destroyed, so now I am taking the whole clan to find a new place to live. ”

The Queen Mother of the West coughed embarrassedly: "Looking for a place to live...... What do you think of my jade mountain?"

Dijiang clenched his fists, and as soon as he was sure, he would find a way to go down the mountain to catch the beehive! Maybe he could eat it in the evening after it was done today!

It's nice to be human, and it's nice to be able to eat whatever you want when you become human!

As a result, something happened to him!

Su Xian actually took Joe!

"In that case, I have to talk to my people and listen to their thoughts...... But don't worry, Queen Mother of the West, my people also like to sing and dance. ”

Queen Mother Xi's smiling eyes narrowed: "Okay, well, wait for them to come and dance together!"

Maybe this is the world's first square dance =v=

Su Xian went down happily, with the sluggish Dijiang.

"You don't have to go down and ask, everyone must be willing to live here......" Dijiang was very confused about Su Xian's statement, in the end it is simple, hey, foodies are simple.

Su Xian looked like a master: "Dijiang, you just haven't seen the world." ”

[Su Xian's favorability in Di Jiang's heart rose to respect. 】

[Su Xian gets a new attribute that can be equipped: pretending to be a master. 】