Chapter 56: My niece is so dark
It was late at night, and Ji Qingshui was naturally worried about letting this younger brother go down the mountain. In these turbulent and depressed times, it is very unsafe to walk at night.
Su Ming was thinking about going down the mountain to go home, after all, he had to go to the court the next morning.
But seeing his brother's enthusiasm to stay, he also had a little meaning in his heart, so he nodded directly without saying a word.
On the contrary, Ji Qingshui was stunned for a moment, and he didn't react.
The specific conversation between the two is as follows:
"It's getting late, and it's not safe to walk at night, so let's stay in this temple tonight. I'll let you arrange that little guy you brought. Ji Qingshui glanced at the night outside and said.
Su Ming shook his head: "No, I have to go to the court tomorrow." β
If you meet a gangster on the road and lose this old life, it will be too late for you to regret it. β
Su Ming immediately retorted: "It shouldn't be so unlucky, the little guy I brought is a bit skilled." β
Ji Qingshui saw that he seemed to be really planning to leave, so he turned around a few times in place angrily: "I can say it first, if you die, I won't go to your grave to cry." β
Su Ming gritted his teeth, but still endured it. "It's good that you won't cry, I'm afraid that your ugly crying will make me sleep. β
When Ji Qingshui heard this, he became even more angry, and directly slapped the back of Su Ming's head: "Do you really want to die early? If you want to die, Lao Tzu, I will call you to death now, and say, "You still can't leave?"
The back of his head was called unpleasantly, and seeing that his second slap was about to come down, Su Ming quickly dodged it, and said, "Don't go, don't go!" β
As a result, Ji Qingshui's big slap that was about to give a second slap only paused in mid-air, and then he still exhaled. When he was done, he asked, "...... What do you say?"
Su Ming was very annoyed, he couldn't leave, why did he still beat himself, he was addicted to beating him, right?
The more he thought about it, the more annoyed he became, and his men began to resist and fight against the man in front of him.
So, a gray-haired old man and a bare-headed old monk, the two figures were entangled together.
There is no suspense about the final victory.
The two of them sat down on the chair tiredly, Ji Qingshui grinned with the corners of his blue mouth and looked proud, and smiled: "You kid, Lao Tzu said before that you couldn't beat me when I was young, and now that we're all old, you can't beat Lao Tzu either, how about it? Brother didn't lie to you." β
Su Ming glared at him, he didn't want to talk to this person who was always engaged in sneak attacks, so he slowly rubbed the ointment on the bruises on his face with his own hands.
It's really his own brother, it's not ambiguous at all, he only hopes that when he gets up tomorrow morning, this bruise will go away, otherwise, how can he go out to meet people?
That night, the two brothers finally relived the scene from many years ago, lying on the same bed and ready to talk all night.
Su was obviously a little excited, pulling Ji Qingshui and talking non-stop, mostly recalling the process of the two brothers playing when they were children.
Knowing that this younger brother would rush back to the court early tomorrow morning, Ji Qingshui finally made a bad move, secretly closed his eyes and pretended to be asleep, and was stunned when Su Ming repeatedly called and pushed and pushed, and did not pretend to be asleep.
"Really, I slept like a dead pig, and I wasn't excited at all about our reunion. I can't sleep. Su Ming sighed lightly.
He gave up before he woke up, and lay on his side on the bed, looking at the moonlight shining through the opposite window, starry, and twinkling eyes like his father and mother looking at the two brothers.
He squinted his eyes slightly and looked at the long galaxy, his thoughts slowly pulled away, and the emotions that could not be calmed down for a long time in his heart gradually subsided, and finally he slowly closed his eyes and fell asleep.
Before dawn the next day, Su Ming took the carriage and rushed back. It's finally time to arrive.
I heard that the little niece would go to the Queen Mother at noon to give her a pulse of peace. After he got off the court, he immediately came to the Empress Dowager's Jiaolan Palace, and his reputation was to come to greet the Empress Dowager's health.
But his real purpose was to come over and meet his niece, and tell her about the roster by the way.
The queen mother heard the maid reply that Lord Zuo Xiang was asking to see her outside, but she couldn't react.
"Who did you say asked to see?" she asked again, suspecting that she had misheard.
"Lord Zuoxiang. β
The Empress Dowager frowned, and sighed in her heart: Su Ming, that old fox, what is the reason why he came to see him on purpose? Could it be that something big happened in the court?
Thinking about it, he hurriedly said to the maid: "Hurry up and invite Lord Zuo Xiang in." β
"Yes. The maid answered and went down.
Su Qingmo, who was checking her pulse, heard this and wondered if she should avoid this situation.
"Queen Mother, you have something to do, so how about the poor nun step down first, and come back to check your pulse in the afternoon?"
The Queen Mother was just about to nod, but Su Ming had already walked to the door, and when she heard what she said, she hurriedly quickened her pace and walked in, and saluted the Queen Mother: "Old Minister Su Ming, I have seen the Queen Mother." β
The Queen Mother hurriedly raised her hand: "Zuo Xiang, please get up quickly." Yun Yi quickly gave a seat to Lord Zuo Xiang. β
After Zuo Xiang sat down, the Empress Dowager asked: "I don't know if Zuo Xiang came to see the mourning family, but what happened in the court?"
Zuo Xiang smiled slightly: "Queen Mother, please relax, the old minister came here today, one is to visit the Queen Mother's body, and the other is to meet someone." β
The Queen Mother was a little surprised, she glanced at the people around her, and then turned to him: "Oh?
Zuo Xiang nodded: "Exactly, the old minister heard that the Queen Mother, your headache has recently been under the hands of a miracle doctor, and there are already signs of healing." So Lao Chen came here this time just to meet this miracle doctor, and if he could, he also wanted to ask the miracle doctor to take a look for Lao Chen. β
"Oh, could it be that Zuo Xiang also has a headache?"
Zuo Xiang nodded and said with a solemn face: "Exactly, every time I have an attack, I hate to beat with a heavy object and rely on self-harm to relieve the pain." I also asked the imperial doctor in the palace to take a look, and the prescription was changed countless times, but every time it was a cure but not a cure. I'm not afraid that the queen mother will laugh at the minister, the minister has secretly tried a lot of folk remedies for this problem, but unfortunately the effect is minimal. Yesterday, I heard that you have a miracle doctor here, and today I can't care about going home, so I hurriedly came to seek medical treatment with a thick old face. β
When the Queen Mother heard him describe the pain, she thought it was true, and nodded her head unconsciously in agreement, the feeling of pain was so familiar to her. It's still a little scary to think about it now.
Turning his head to look at Su Qingmo who was standing aside, he said to Zuo Xiang: "It's really a coincidence that Lord Zuo Xiang came today, and it happened that Master An Yun came to ask me for a pulse." β
"She's ......" Zuo Xiang's eyes swept towards Su Qingmo were full of inquiry, as if he had only discovered the existence of such a person now.
The Empress Dowager nodded with a smile, raised her hand and pointed at Su Qingmo: "She is the miracle doctor in your mouth, Master An Yun from Moyanguan." β
Su Qingmo raised her head, with a light smile on her face, folded her hands, and saluted Zuoxiang.
"An Yun has seen Lord Zuo Xiang. β
thought that it would be enough to say hello, but then he saw that the left-hand minister with a goatee was always staring at him, and Su Qingmo felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.
She was sure she had nothing on her face but a mask.
She turned her head to look at the Queen Mother, who also felt a little embarrassed.
If he was staring at a palace maid, it would be nothing, it would be a big deal that she gave the palace maid to him. But this Master An Yun is a monk's sister-in-law. It was indeed rude for him to stare at others like this.
She raised her hand to cover her mouth and coughed lightly a few times, Zuo Xiang came back to her senses, put away the exploration in her eyes, got up and saluted Su Qingmo and said: "Please also ask this Master An Yun not to be surprised, just now I just felt that Master An Yun looked a little familiar, so I looked at it twice, and the original appearance had no other meaning." β
In his heart, he began to slander: The eldest brother's appearance is not bad, how can he give birth to a daughter who is so special, could it be that the skin color of this little niece is very dark?
That's still a pity, if her skin color follows her eldest brother, maybe she will also be a beauty.
After all, one white covers three ugliness.
Su Qingmo was naturally unclear about these activities in his heart. She would never have imagined that the old man with a kind face and a goatee in front of her would be her own uncle.
The Empress Dowager then put away the different colors on her face, turned her head to look at Su Qingmo, thinking that she would be angry and would open her mouth to appease, but she only smiled slightly: "Poor Ni's face is indeed quite popular, and it is normal for Lord Zuo Xiang to feel familiar." β
Zuo Xiang nodded: "Maybe." β
The Empress Dowager took over the conversation: "Master An Yun, Lord Zuo Xiang has come here in person, so please help Lord Zuo Xiang take a look." β
Su Qingmo nodded, came to Zuo Xiang's side to check his pulse, and it didn't take long for her brows to jump twice, and she glanced at Zuo Xiang meaningfully: "Please also ask Zuo Xiang to change his other hand to come and take a look." β
"Oh, good. Changed his hand, and when Su Qingmo was diagnosing his pulse, his other hand moved slowly on the table, as if he was repeating a word?
Su Qingmo noticed that something was wrong, and was about to take a closer look, when he heard a familiar voice outside: "I don't need you to guide the way, how many times have you been to this Jiaolan Palace, can you still get lost?"
Su Qingmo's face is black, why did the pervert come with him?
As soon as Li Qing came in, he didn't care about greeting the queen mother, so he directly looked at Su Qingmo, and saw that her hand was on Zuo Xiang's wrist, and his face immediately pulled down, and he walked over in a few steps, and raised his hand to pull Su Qingmo aside.
"Hey, what are you doing here?" Su Qingmo protested.
Li Qing ignored her, and directly faced Zuo Xiang with a black face, and opened his mouth to spray: "Lord Zuo Xiang, you are really going back more and more, and you have forgotten even the most basic male and female defense, don't forget, even if this Master An Yun is just a sister-in-law, it is only a pure woman." Do you know that your skin-to-skin contact with her will affect her reputation?"
Is it so serious that the left minister wipes his sweat and just checks his pulse? When he opens his mouth, he has to retort: "The ...... of the original appearance"
"This palace knows that you are old and easy to forget. However, this palace still wants to remind you that this Master Anyun is not an ordinary person, this palace advises you to bring more brains when you go out in the future, and it is better to pay attention to it. β
Zuo Xiang was still a little confused after listening to the first paragraph, why is his niece not an ordinary person? But when he heard the last two sentences, his heart swelled with anger, and he wanted to reason with him for a sentence or two, but unfortunately, after the people scolded him, he shifted his position.
Li Qing naturally didn't have the heart to talk so much nonsense with him now, and some words were a sentence or two, so that he could understand that this woman couldn't be contaminated. As for the consequences of contamination, let them experience it for themselves.
He turned his head and looked at the woman in front of him with an unkind face, why did she not know how to be self-disciplined and self-loving?
But why doesn't she even know how to hide from such a dead old man now? She really doesn't think of herself as a woman, does she?
Su Qingmo was a little inexplicable by his glare, this person has a brain disease, right?
She shook her eyes: "What are you staring at? You want to be bigger than my eyes, right?"
When Li Qing looked at it, her face was a little ugly, she still had a temper, right? The eyes that glared at her were a little threatening: Su Qingmo, you woman who doesn't know self-love, do you want to die?
Self-love?
Su Qingmo snorted coldly and took the lead in looking away, she really had her brain pumping to deal with this naΓ―ve pervert, and lowered her style for no reason. Ask her if she wants to die at every turn, your sister, if she wants to die, will she run to this Jiaolan Hall so obediently every day? Will she look at your face and act in the Qingchen Hall every day, and be angry with your birds, and kill herself directly, isn't it more happy and clean?
The Empress Dowager saw that the atmosphere of several people seemed to be a little wrong, thinking that the national teacher had an opinion on Master An Yun, so she hurriedly explained: "National teacher, don't get me wrong, Master An Yun was just checking the pulse of Lord Zuo Xiang." β
"Oh, Lord Zuo Xiang is really sick?" Li Qing looked at Zuo Xiang and gritted his teeth secretly: This Zuo fox is really very capable, and he actually wanted to come to this Jiaolan Palace to see that woman.
"Yes, I remember what I told the national teacher yesterday morning when I went down to court. β
Liqing nodded: "Bengong naturally remembers, but what Bengong said at the time, I'm afraid Lord Zuo Xiang has forgotten it, right?"
Zuo Xiang's face was suffocated, and he retorted with a red face and a thick neck: "National teacher, everyone will grow old one day." "You're no exception.
"That's natural, but what are you talking to this palace for? It's to remind this palace that you're old and can't handle the affairs of the court anymore, right?"
"......" Zuo didn't dare to answer, but looking at his panting appearance, he knew that he was not lightly angry.
If he returns to the first place at this time, this national teacher will immediately let him unload his armor and return to the field to enjoy his old age. No matter what way you think about it, now is not the time for him to retreat, so he can only endure it.
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