Chapter 22: Dreaming
Although the temperature in summer is very high, it is outside, this ancient tomb of Chu is buried deep in the mountain, the temperature here is a little low, Wu Xie wears very few clothes, his back is attached to the bronze coffin, and he is frozen to the point that goosebumps stand all over his body. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Damn, I'm the most unlucky in the world, with such a master, I can't think about it without being miserable."
Wu Xing struggled to maintain the position of lying on his side, and after a while, one of his arms was numb, Wu Xing pushed the female corpse to the side, and after having enough space, he began to adjust his posture.
Because he didn't estimate the distance, Wu Xing's back accidentally hit the coffin when he adjusted his posture, and he immediately threw himself forward, hugging the female corpse at once.
Although the female corpse has been dead for many years, due to the presence of smelling fragrant jade, the corpse is very well preserved, and Wu Xing can even feel the elasticity of the other party's skin.
Wu Xing hurriedly retracted his hands and apologized vigorously: "Ahem, what, don't blame me, I'm still young, and I'm not qualified to be a hooligan, it's all my master's fault, you can go to him for revenge, it's best to catch him in the coffin and let him be your ghost husband." ”
Wu Xing tossed in the coffin, and finally adjusted his body, he lay down next to the female corpse, and continued in his mouth: "My master is a person in the Xuanmen who has achieved cultivation, if you don't want him to be a ghost husband for you, just suck his yang qi dry, and ensure that you will be able to ascend immediately." ”
"Let me tell you a big secret, my master fell in love with the widow and 、、、 wife Li in the next village, I saw him go to fetch water and chop firewood for other people's houses several times, and twice he spent the night at other people's houses, hmph, he thought he was doing very hidden, but in fact, I had already discovered it."
Not long after Wu Xing said something to the dead man, his two eyes began to fight, and after a short time, he fell asleep in a daze.
Wu Xing had a dream, dreaming that he was married to Niu Huahua, and when the cave room was full of candles, he reached out and lifted the red hijab of Niu Huahua, and another red hijab appeared below, and when he lifted the red hijab, there was another hijab below.
The red hijab on Niu Huahua's head seems to be endless, no matter how much Wu Xing lifts it, there will always be another piece underneath, Wu Xing was furious, he cursed in his mouth, and tore the red hijab on Niu Huahua's head like crazy.
As a result, somehow, Niu Huahua suddenly turned into a female corpse in the ancient tomb, and when Wu Xing discovered this, he inertly ripped off a red hijab in his hand, and then he found that this female corpse actually had no face! The places where the facial features should have been bare are all bare, and they look terrifying!
Wu Xing was so frightened that he screamed and turned around and ran away, he turned his head to look back as he ran, only to find that the female corpse had turned into a white corpse, and the white corpse had two green eyes on its bare little head, which frightened Wu Xing's soul away.
"Ahh Help me! ”
Wu Xing screamed and sat up suddenly, he forgot that he was lying in the coffin, and his head hit the coffin lid hard, making a muffled sound.
Wu Xing's head was dizzy when he was hit, and a big bag instantly bulged, he screamed in pain and lay down again.
"Shhh Huh, what is this? ”
Wu Xing's palm touched a soft thing, he touched it, and found that there was a small tugling on the top of this soft thing.
Wu Xing tugged at the little tug, and suddenly remembered that he was still in the coffin, and hurriedly retracted his hand.
"What, I really didn't mean it, don't blame me, blame my master if you want to blame, he locked me up here, this old immortal Titi is hateful!"
Wu Xing thought to himself as he spoke: This female corpse doesn't seem to be wearing clothes, this is a bit wrong, I obviously remember that she is wearing clothes, is it possible...... Could it be that I ripped off her clothes when I was dreaming just now?
Wu Xing thought of this and stabbed the female corpse with his elbow, he was wearing a vest, and his entire arm was exposed, and after testing, he really found that the clothes on the female corpse were gone.
"I'm not a hooligan, I was dreaming just now, it's all to blame Niu Flowers, this girl has to wear so many red hijabs, damn, I won't marry her if I kill her! Hey...... It's strange, how could I dream that I was married to her? ”
In the next time, Wu Xingshi woke up and fell asleep, and I don't know how long it took, the coffin lid was finally pushed open, and a ray of light shone into the coffin, only to see Wu Xing holding the female corpse next to him in a very unsightly posture.
The clothes on the upper body of the female corpse have been torn off, and one of Wu Xing's legs is on the leg of the female corpse, if it weren't for his steady breathing, I'm afraid that people who see him will think that he has some bad habits.
Lao Li Tou looked at Wu Xing's sleeping posture with tears and laughter, and said secretly: This kid likes to move around when he sleeps, but he didn't expect to make a desecration of the deceased because of this.
Lao Li Tou hurriedly reached out and patted Wu Xing's buttocks: "It's almost dawn, you kid hurry up for me." ”
Wu Xing opened his eyes in a daze, "Master, why did you come to my house?" ”
Wu Xing suddenly felt a little wrong when he said this, he turned his head to look, and immediately saw the miserable white female corpse beside him.
"Holy shit! This...... You're an old immortal! It's all your fault! ”
Wu Xing shouted and scolded Lao Li with a flushed face, and Lao Li smashed a cigarette bag pot on his head and reprimanded: "If you dare to scold Master again, I will tell you what you have done!" ”
Wu Xing argued: "I, what did I do? I didn't do anything! ”
Old Li Touwei smiled: "Really? I wonder if they will believe the cow flowers? ”
Wu Xing was angry, he paused, and suddenly pointed at the nose of the old Li head as if he remembered something, and shouted: "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will take out all the things about you and Li Widow and the woman!" Don't think I don't know about the good things you've done! ”
This time it was Lao Li's turn to be dumbfounded, he was stunned and said, "You, how did you know?" ”
Wu Xing felt that he had won back a city, and he said triumphantly: "'If people don't know, unless you don't do it', you go to Lijia Village every three or five days to find Li's widow and 、、、wife, not only help her carry water and chop firewood, but even spend the night at her house, I know all these things clearly!" ”
Old Li Tou's face turned red, and he said in a soothing tone: "Xiaoxing, Master and Widow Li haven't done anything bad 、、、 wife, don't talk nonsense." ”
Wu Xing was unforgiving: "Do you think the people in the village will believe it?" ”
Lao Li Tou coughed: "This ...... Otherwise, let's settle the matter, you are not allowed to talk about Widow Li's 、、、 wife, and I won't talk about you and the female corpse, what do you think? ”