Chapter Seventy-Eight: A Drunken Rest
(I am upside down and upside down like waves, there are thousands of grievances, I laugh) ...... Drink, drink, drink.
As soon as he came up, the man who appeared to be Boris Nikolavich looked like he was about to fall, but he unequivocally drank 26 bowls of fruit wine and entered the tavern door with a smile of intoxication......
(I'm low, I'm high, staggering and refusing to fall) ...... Drink, drink, drink.
But the moment he crossed the threshold of the tavern, he seemed to have tripped up, his body staggered, and the salted fish on the side moved, and he was about to go up to help him.
But he never thought that the drunk man stepped on the steps that seemed vain to outsiders, swayed into the tavern one deep and one shallow, and at the same time steadily picked up the rice wine placed on the first table and poured it down.
At the same time, his mouth opened wide, and he kept smacking his lips, as if he was savoring something, and as if to say, "It's so cool!
(I know best in wine, I never use a knife to make a name in the rivers and lakes)...... Drink, drink, drink.
The drunkard continued to walk forward, and after walking past the front 10 tables in a row, his non-stop posture quickly attracted the attention of the other drinkers.
At this time, the people who could stay were all demon warriors who were at least rank 6 or above, and they drank to the level of them and had the same surname, it was almost impossible to say that they had never heard each other's names in the circle.
(I don't shout injustice or beg for mercy, I am willing to bend down to friendship)...... Drink, drink, drink.
And now the one who is temporarily leading in the tavern is called Monch Nikolavich, known as the king of wine.
In the past, when he was a shallow drinker, when he was drunk, he liked to brag and pretend to be everywhere and cause trouble. Fortunately, he has a strong eldest brother and an even stronger second sister, so he has been fighting all the way to the present.
Now he is also an 8th-order demon warrior. And he has already touched the doorway of the "spiritual" warrior technique, and he wants to get drunk again. That's not an easy task.
Seeing the drunkard's performance like this, he couldn't help but ask Göran Nikolavich, who was only a little slower than him: "Who is this second sister! I don't think I've heard of it before!"
(A drunken immortal hero, don't say that a madman is kind) ...... Drink, drink, drink.
And the lady named Golan Nikolavich was the same lady that Edison and Salted Fish had mistaken for a man, although she said it was a woman. But she is a queen-like figure, with long majestic hair, a tiger's back and an ape waist, and with the exception of a few brothers, she hardly interacts with other men, and it is rumored that her favorite is also of the same sex.
Hearing this, as soon as she raised her head, she saw the sloppy figure of the drunk, and the hand holding the wine couldn't help but be stunned. He said to his third brother: "I don't know his name, but I know that you are an opponent, don't ask more now, drink! It's normal even if you lose!"
(Mo Xiaozhi is difficult to find because of his infatuation, don't be afraid of getting drunk across the sea and the sky) ...... Drink, drink, drink.
With just a few words, the drunk man had already strode to the 17th table. That is, the side of the two sisters and brothers, although the two of them were not locked on to the drunk man with all their might. But they also watched his every move, but when the drunkard approached their table. And they reacted when they took one of the glasses of wine.
Anyone who has ever drunk alcohol should know that drinking fast wine is the easiest way to get drunk.
Therefore, this game is won by the person who drinks the most rounds in the specified time limit, and there is no rule on how quickly to finish a glass of wine and how long to take a break in the middle of the game, which is also a kind of implicit rule to test the strategy of the drinker.
But the drunk had already drunk 26 bowls outside the store before, and when the two of them were stunned and came back to their senses, the first round of drunks was drunk so quickly.
(Crazy and crazy and drunk while young) ...... Drink, drink, drink.
This time, the competition of the sisters and brothers was aroused in an instant, and they also took a step forward and drank three bowls in a row to complete the seventh round of competition.
As for the last three, they are still struggling slowly at the 13th table of the 6th round and don't want to let go! After all, the name of Dream Wine is too loud, and it is no less than a second life on the battlefield, whether it is to take it yourself, or to use it to ask for gifts, it is excellent!
It's a pity that after drinking the first round, the drunk man not only did not stop, but went directly to the second round and drank again, no, this is not the second round...... The drunk drank the highest alcohol directly at the last table, cup after glass, and had no intention of going back and drinking again.
Suddenly the few people who were still drinking were dumbfounded, and they couldn't help but look at Edison at the same time, which meant: "How is this calculated?"
Although the goal of the four Edison has basically been achieved so far, the few high-ranking people who look like this are really a headache! Not to mention that there is still an hour before the game ends!
(I know best what is in the wine, let's do it)...... Drink, drink, drink
So Edison had no choice but to step forward and explain the rules.
"Senior, senior......" he stepped forward and explained a lot.
But naturally, the drunk man didn't listen to Edison at all, or if he did, he just drank, drank, and drank as he prank...... Ignore people.
Helplessly, Edison announced that this person's results were directly counted according to the number of cups drunk, and drinking 20 cups was counted as a round, if there was anyone who was not convinced, or you would come and drink like this! Drunk will not kill you......
However, as a punishment for breaking the rules, Edison also announced: If you don't drink 20 cups, you don't count as a score, which means that if a drunk drinks 10 and 19 cups and falls, as long as someone drinks 10 rounds of zero glasses, he is considered to win, and the drunk must drink at least 11 rounds to win.
Suddenly, the rest of the people were silent, but drank with all their might, for the rule was in their favor, and there was nothing to say.
(Stand firm, you relax, don't sneak after three rounds of drinking) ...... Drink, drink, drink.
In the last hour, under the influence of the drunken man, several people drank faster, but after 10 rounds, only three people were still standing in the tavern, and the rest either lay down or voluntarily withdrew from the fight.
By this time, the man suspected of Boris Nikolavich had already caught up with the previous ones, that is, in just one hour, he had drunk 126 bowls of wine, and 91 of them were spirits with a purity of 82 degrees or more.
By now, the entire tavern was filled with a strong smell of alcohol, and although the two of them were already 8th-order demon warriors, the sweat oozing from their backs almost soaked their clothes and shoes, making them feel as if they had been fished out of water.
On the other hand, the drunk man was drunk and smoked when he came, and it seemed that he had drunk a lot of wine, but he drank so much in a short period of time, but only a slight sweat was discharged from his back, although there was a foul smell, but at this time it was also covered by the strong smell of wine.
When the time reached 2 o'clock in the afternoon, a glass of wine was down, Edison looked at the person in front of him speechlessly, because by now, these three people have been completely drunk, and they have no intention of following the rules at all, but they all sit at the last table, you have a cup, I drink a cup, and there is no intention of stopping at all.
(The bench tigers rush together, and Ha becomes a dragon) ...... Drink, drink, drink.
The onlookers also watched the excitement and didn't think it was a big deal, and they also strongly encouraged Edison to let a few people continue to compete, but this drinking competition entered overtime, delayed for half an hour, and after half an hour, it was the one who drank more to see who of the three people would win;
And the victory came sooner than expected, because after 15 minutes of delay, the drunk Menchi Nikolavich somehow pulled out his saber and began to caress and kiss his saber desperately, saying something like "There is nothing but the sword." "The girl is like a knife, and the knife is like a girl. and so on.
(Look at my blushing face and thick neck) ...... Drink ~ Drink ~ Drink!
Then he was still a little confused, and the second sister, who couldn't stand it, directly drew his sword, knocked him unconscious, and dragged him away, this set of movements was so skillful that it was simply smooth, like instinct, even if Goran Nikolavich himself was almost drunk at this time.
Such a dramatic ending was really beyond everyone's expectations, and many people were disappointed, but one person was very happy: Edison.
Because in the last hour and a half, he had planned to give 100 people 50 rounds of spirits, and almost all of them were drunk by the three of them.
......
So as soon as the game was over, Edison immediately announced: "Now this gentleman is the final winner." And when the drunken man shouted, "Wine, wine!", he handed over the prize directly.
Then the bottle cap was opened, and the smell of wine came to the nose in an instant, but everyone was sorry, laughing, or surprised...... In the complex emotions, this dream wine did not leak a drop, and all of it was poured into the drunkard's stomach, and then the drunk fell directly down, fell asleep, and snored loudly.
This made the atmosphere of the scene quiet for a few seconds, but then, the crowd directly erupted into a loud shout: "Good, good, good!" and a burst of applause.
At the same time, such a simple performance also gave a few people a lot of trouble, and a few of them, who were still a little cautious, watched this scene, and their faces twitched, and finally they still extinguished the idea of asking Edison to trouble them and sell another bottle.
After all, according to the pre-game statement, the prize was provided by the Illidan lady, and it was entrusted to them in the form of a magic contract.
But now this scene ...... No one believed that there was a second bottle of this level on the four people who were no more than level 5.
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(I know in my heart that I am a hero...... Drink***
In the evening, when the four of them happily counted the surplus, were busy with the business of selling alcohol, and planned to carry the drunken man to the hotel first, they were greeted by a pair of eyes that were full of light and no drunkenness!
At this moment, the four of them seem to have the same feeling, which ...... is the true face of a drunkard. (To be continued.) )
PS: It's another chapter of more than 3,000 words, (it is recommended that this chapter conditionally listen to Jackie Chan's "Drunken Fist"!) Thank you for your support!