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Wu Xing took advantage of the chaos to steal a pack of BJ instant noodles and slipped out, he said triumphantly: "Tsk, the fight is bad enough, it is estimated that Xiao Wu, this kid can't eat for three days, right?" Should! Who made you sell mine? Even if there is a suspicion of betraying me, that will not work! Xiao Wu has been solved, now it's Dayong's turn, hum, no one is missing! ”

Wu Xing walked to the back of Dayong's house and sat on the steps eating stolen BJ instant noodles. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

By the time he finished eating the instant noodles and was licking the seasoning in the bag with his tongue, Niu Dayong was just in time to come back from the market.

"Dayong, how did you do in the final exam this year?"

"Mother, I'm ...... I got a 100 out of ......"

"A hundred? You're not going to lie to me, are you? With your pig brain, can you score 100 points? ”

"Uh...... This ......"

"Don't do this and that! Hurry up and show me the transcript! ”

Niu Dayong suddenly felt that a catastrophe was coming, but under the persecution of his mother, he didn't dare to disobey, so he had to take out the report card from his schoolbag.

"Hurry up! Rubbing what? At a glance, you will know that you are not doing well in the exam! See how I'm going to clean you up later—huh? You did a pretty good job! I scored 88 points in the Chinese test! Ninety-two points in math! Not only did they all pass, but they all got excellent grades! ”

Niu Dayong saw his mother looking at the report card, his eyebrows fluttered, and he couldn't help laughing dryly, and wondered in his heart: What is this? My mother shouldn't be dazzled, right? How could I get such a good score?

Wu Xing finally licked the seasoning in the bag, he threw the bag to the ground, then clapped his hands, and said happily in his heart: Is it strange? In fact, it's not surprising at all, I took advantage of their distractions to swap their transcripts, and in order not to make mistakes, I also deliberately tore off the names on the transcripts, wow quack! I'm so talented!

"Good son, you sit and watch TV for a while, and my mother will make you your favorite braised pork!"

"Oh...... Then I'll watch TV first......"

After a while, Xiao Wu and his father's voices came from afar:

"Dad, this transcript is definitely not mine, my grades have always been okay, how can I get such a low score? This transcript should be Dayong's, he said before that the two homework add up to just 100 points, if you don't believe it, I can confront him face to face! ”

"Humph! Later, if I find out you're lying, see how I clean you up! ”

Wu Xing nodded slightly: "Xiao Wu's brain is quite bright, and he actually guessed the truth so quickly, but so what?" Didn't you get a fat beating? Rattle! ”

"Dayong—Dayong, are you at home?"

"Xiao Wu, why were you beaten like this? What's the matter with coming to my family? ”

"Auntie, that's the case......"

After listening to Xiao Wu's story, Da Yong's mother immediately understood, she slammed the table and roared: "I'll just say how Da Yong's grades suddenly became so good!" It turns out that the transcript is Xiao Wu's! - Dayong! Get out of here! See how I fix you! It's the other way around! How dare you deceive the old lady! ”

Niu Dayong had already heard Xiao Wu's explanation, he finally understood it thoroughly, and realized that the consequences were extremely serious, so he immediately wanted to sneak out of the back door to avoid the limelight for a while.

Unexpectedly, the back door of his house couldn't be pushed open, and Niu Dayong pushed the door hard while wondering: "Strange...... How could this door not be opened? ”

The reason why the back door of his house could not be opened was because Wu Xing had already expected this, he had already resisted the back door of Niu Dayong's house from the outside, Niu Dayong's strength was not as great as Wu Xing's, so it was naturally impossible to push the door open.

Soon, Niu Dayong caught Niu Dayong who was about to escape, and there was a miserable howl in the house that was many times more miserable than in Xiao Wu's house before.

Wu Xing clapped his hands triumphantly: "Senior brother always asks me to live and learn, now I should meet the requirements, right?" In other words, the "Ghost Strategy" Art of War strategy is really powerful, I just used a little trick to let these two guys be beaten so badly, it's so cool, hehe! ”

After lunch, Wu Xing played a game of escaping the water tank without using his hands under the supervision of Chen Gang, Niu Dayong and Xiao Wu came together, Wu Xing saw the appearance of the two with blue noses and swollen faces, and immediately got carried away, accidentally fell into the water tank, and his calf was immediately bitten by a poisonous snake several times.

Even so, Wu Xing didn't care, he pretended to be surprised and looked at the two: "What's wrong with you two?" It was still good before separation, how did the effort of a meal become this virtue? ”

The two of them didn't expect that Wu Xing was making this matter worse, and when they heard this, they sighed at the same time.

Wu Xing pretended to be kind and comforted: "Alas, you two are too miserable, your parents are both talking with their fists, and I don't know if you can live to the day you marry your daughter-in-law." ”

Chen Gang has lived in Niujia Village for several months, and he is already very clear about the situation in Niujia Village, and when he heard this, he smiled and said: "Xiao Wu's father and Da Yong's mother are a bit heavy, so it's not good. ”

Wu Xing immediately said, "Senior brother, are you embarrassed to talk about others?" Look at yourself, you're definitely better than them! ”

Chen Gang smiled: "Our situation is different from theirs, and we can't mix them up." ”

"Hmph, you say that every time, think I'm so easy to fool?"

"Who wants to fool you? I just want you to understand that if you don't train well, you will be beaten. ”

"Let you be proud first, and when my kung fu is completed, see what you can do to me!"

"When your kung fu is completed, I will also make a mistake, and I won't do anything to you."

"You ......"

After the quarrel, Wu Xing reluctantly accepted the reality and continued to fight against the water tank and the poisonous snake.

It is winter, and the snakes have already hibernated, so in order to continue training, Chen Gang specially built a charcoal fire under the water tank to wake up the hibernating snakes.

After a few months of special training, Wu Xing has made great progress, he could only roll in the water tank before, and now there is a certain probability that he can escape from the water tank.

Not long after, Niu Huahua also came, and she, like Dayong and Xiaowu, did not come to observe and learn, but to place bets.

"You can place a bet, if Xiaoxing can't escape from the water tank with his feet in one minute, I will reward a set of comic books of "Sanmao Wandering", and if Xiaoxing can escape from the water tank with his feet in one minute, I will reward a sticker of "Saint Seiya".

Compared with a set of comic strips and a sticker, it is naturally more realistic comic strips, and soon, all three of them chose comic strips as the object of betting.

In order to prevent his friends from basing their happiness on their own pain, Wu Xing tried his best to finally escape from the water tank within a minute, and he laughed and said, "Haha! I'm sorry I didn't let you succeed now! ”

The three of them had to take the sticker with an unhappy face.

This is Chen Gang's strategy, he treats training as a game similar to gambling, Wu Xing can only work hard to meet the standard in order not to let his friends succeed, not to mention, the effect is really good.