Chapter 78: The Prodigy
"Ghost Strategy" is written in ancient Chinese, in order to allow Wu Xing to better understand the content of "Ghost Strategy", Lao Li Tou taught Wu Xing a lot of ancient texts. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
As the saying goes, "read a book a hundred times and see its own righteousness", Wu Xing even memorized such a thick "Ghost Strategy", his attainments in ancient literature are naturally extremely high, and couplets are a word game for him, which is not a difficult task.
I saw Wu Xing smile slightly: "It's very simple, just change the next link to 'Dragon Teng Tiger Leaping Spring Everywhere' - uncles and aunts, I don't know if you think I changed it well?" ”
Although the rural people have no culture, they can still hear the good and the bad, and soon, someone nodded and said: "This baby is not bad, at least the 'Tiger Leaping Dragon' is much better than 'Chicken Flying Dog Jumping'." ”
Others echoed one after another, and Wu Xing immediately seized the opportunity to solicit business: "The couplets are not neat, if they are pasted on the door frame of their own house, others will be amused when they see it, you might as well go to that stall and have a look, the couplets there are very neat, and I promise that you will not be ugly." ”
When everyone saw that Wu Xing spoke like an adult, they all thought it was very interesting, and they all turned their heads to look at the stall where Niu Huahua was.
As soon as the boss saw that there was a crisis in the business, he immediately shouted: "Little baby, you are so obviously bad, I'm afraid it's not authentic, right?" ”
Wu Xing asked rhetorically: "What's wrong with me?" It's clear that you're making a mistake, and you don't allow others to say it? ”
The boss said angrily: "This couplet is just my momentary negligence, and it doesn't explain the problem, you catch a small mistake and don't let go, isn't this not authentic?" If you have real skills, we might as well weigh it up! ”
Wu Xing smiled politely: "Listen to what you mean, do you want to be superior to me in the couplet?" ”
"You can say that."
"Hehe, then do as you wish, but I've always been a person who pays attention to a color head, and I won't do anything without a color head."
"What do you want?"
"It's very simple, if I win, you give me half of the money you earned today."
"What if you lose?"
"If I lose, I'll pay you the same amount of money, that's fair, right?"
"Good! That's it! First you out of the upper link, I will come out of the lower link, and then I will come out of the upper link, you will come out of the lower link, if anyone can't come out, even if who loses! ”
"Uncle, this is too troublesome, it's better like this, even if you go out of the league, as long as I can't get up, even if I lose, if I don't have a temper on you, even if I win, what do you think?"
"That's what you said, don't say I'm bullying you for your young age later!"
"That's exactly what I said, don't say I don't take care of your old age later."
"You-hmph, I'm going to go out of the couplet, you listen well-'the spring breeze blows flowers all over the ground.'"
"It's too simple, I'll open my mouth to come down to the next link-'Ruixue drifts down the spring full building'."
"Spring urges willows to say goodbye to the old year!"
"Rain and peach welcome the new year."
"Plum blossoms in the snow spread spring news!"
"The magpie on the branch has good news."
"The blue sea and the red glow shine on Yuyu!"
"Blue sky and white sun shine in China."
As soon as the old man saw Wu Xing's answers, he knew that Wu Xing was a bit of a Taoist, and he immediately increased the difficulty: "Emerald and red, everywhere warblers and swallows." ”
Wu Xing opened his mouth and came: "Ups and downs, every year in the morning and twilight." ”
"Mountains and rivers, mountains and rivers have love."
"The sun and the moon are unintentional."
"The sea is boundless."
"I am the peak of the mountain."
"The young phoenix learns to fly, and the wind and clouds will move from now on."
"The hidden dragon rises, and the thunderstorm in nine days swells in time."
The two of them came here, attracting all the people around them, and even the owners of several nearby stalls came over to see the excitement, and everyone couldn't help but talk about it when they saw Wu Xing's answers:
"Tsk, this little baby is very powerful, it's so smooth."
"I'm afraid this baby is just a prodigy, right? At such a young age, the pair is so powerful! ”
"If my baby is half as good as him, I will be satisfied."
"Who do you think will win?"
"It depends on the situation, this kid is still very relaxed, and it is estimated that he will win."
"Lao Wang has met an opponent, he has always been the most clever couplet master in our Jiashan Town over the years, but I didn't expect that now he has to plant a heel in the hands of a child."
"yes, it's shameful."
The crowd's chatter caught the attention of several men and women standing on the side of the street:
"Hey, what's going on over there? Why don't we go over and have a look? ”
"Erya, let's bring so much cash, don't mess around."
"Sangouzi, this is the old revolutionary area, the people are simple, there will be no problem, anyway, the old men haven't arrived yet, let's be idle, it's better to go over and have a look."
"It's too boring to wait, it's good to go and see."
"I want to go too."
"Okay, let's go together, and there will be a care when there are many people."
Soon, the men approached with their large backpacks, and after a few moments, they figured out what had happened.
When a few people heard an adult and a child compete in couplets, they thought it was very interesting, so they struggled to squeeze to the front.
It was Lao Wang who was on the bar with Wu Xing, and Lao Wang saw that so many people had gathered, in order not to lose face in front of others, he immediately used the kung fu of pressing the bottom of the box: "The goat goes up the mountain, and the mountain touches the goat's horn - this is a double relationship, you have to pay attention." ”
Wu Xing smiled: "Don't bother with you, the next link will be here - the buffalo will go into the water, and the water will flood the water cow waist." ”
The men and women who had just squeezed in were obviously knowledgeable, and several of them immediately applauded:
"Good! That's right, beautiful! ”
"Very neat!"
"What a good pair!"
Lao Wang was a little anxious, and he didn't care about any demeanor, so he came up with such a couplet: "The seat belongs to the north and the south." ”
This couplet is a bit damaged, if you follow the normal couplet, the lower couplet should be "not a thing below", which is clearly scolding.
These more learned men and women all understood, and one of the women accused: "You old man, why are you so damaged? Isn't this overt swearing? ”
Wu Xing smiled: "Thank you for this aunt's righteous words, but this is not difficult for me, please listen well, the next link is - Your Excellency is not a thing!" ”
"Coax-"
The crowd immediately burst into laughter, but Lao Wang shouted regardless of it: "You are not neat, you lost!" ”
Wu Xing pursed his lips: "It's because you're not neat, right?" Can you tell me what the 'seat' is? ”
The woman who accused Lao Wang just now clapped her hands and said, "Well said! Your uplink is so far-fetched, it can be said that it is not a couplet, how can you force others to be neat? ”
Lao Wang's face was pale: "Okay! Then I'll make a far-fetched uplink, baby, you listen well-'The little cub doesn't know the height of the sky, and dares to go against the old master!' I see how you're right! ”