Chapter I

ps: With Fanwai, Ma Ma no longer has to worry about my studies~~

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My name is Hikiya Hachiman, although it is not worth boasting, since I was a child, I have no friends, I am very good at shopping alone, in this thing that shows the so-called friendship and youth, how can I be alone, how can I be alone?

But, so stupid.

Yes, it's so stupid, as a lonely person who still wants to live like a present, why should he live like a present? It's really strange that humans are such creatures, they have to look at whose face they like, who they please, keep in touch, cater to the topic, and have to do so much to maintain friendship, that kind of thing is not friendship at all. If something so cumbersome can be called youth, I don't need it at all. Pretending to be happy through this kind of boring communication is simply self-gratification. That's deception. It is an evil that should be spurned. And I'm better than Kiya Hachiman, as a young man in the new era, I should be a good lonely person, I will take the lead, maybe that's what I will say in the future history books!

——A man who is different from the times, a man who is detached from the world.

"But that doesn't change the fact that you're shopping alone, does it?" complained the squinting hedgehog head.

This young man's name is Yuji Sakai, and he is a very evil present, a hidden dead present, although it is not so annoying, and it is suspected that he was once a lonely, but this can't change the fact that he is a present, so I, than Kiya Hachiman and Sakai Yuji, are class enemies, and they are lonely and ready-filled class struggles, so I don't want to be said like this.

"Actually, I came out with Komachi."

I'm not talking hard, I'm telling the truth, but I'm hiding some facts, Komachi did go out with me, but she went to the supermarket to get a bottle of soy sauce and went back, and I came here on my temporary initiative, which is not a lie, just like the intersection of two armies, properly hiding the military situation, just to win by surprise, this is a diplomatic rhetoric spoken by the genius Hikiya Hachiman-kun, and it is a means of justice.

"Eh, eh, Ernie-chan, why are you here. "This familiar, beautiful, lovely, and nostalgic voice, isn't this the first sister of the universe, that is, my dearest sister, Komachi-chan? My dear sister.,Didn't you say you watched the new at home?,What's going on with appearing here now.。

I casually pretended not to hear my sister's surprised tone, and I reached out and pulled Komachi-chan, naturally not to hide that I was starting to stand unsteady because of panic, no, I have been standing firmly, and I naturally said, "Komachi, where did you run just now, my brother is worried about your knowledge?" ”

With that indifferent tone and natural and harmonious character expressions, I gave my acting skills full marks, and I was not afraid of pride at all. Of course, the hand tightened my sister's hand, as a hint. I'm sure my younger sister, who has lived together as a brother and sister for fifteen years, will be able to understand my brother's hints.

Komachi squeezed his eyes at me, revealing an expression of helplessness and helplessness, "Oni-chan, people came out with Mitsuki-chan." "Okay, my plan has been exposed, and sure enough, one of the things that must be done when the two armies intersect should be to catch the traitors in the army first, otherwise these traitors will use black knives when the two armies are fighting, and then make the normal war a mess. There is no doubt that I fell behind in the war with Yuji Sakai once again compared to Kiya-kun.

"Xiaoqi is so stupid~~" The girl with the pink dango head teased coquettishly, although it's cute but I'm embarrassed, I don't think I'll be a fool if you stupid Yubibin says this.

"Why are you here?"

"Eh, didn't everyone make an appointment here?" Yubihama seemed to tell the truth, "I want to help a small business buy a birthday,,ah" She hurriedly covered her mouth, staring at me as if she had done something wrong, staring at me as if she had done something wrong, no, it was the cold one behind me.

"I didn't hear it all, but I guess I heard the word birthday," I said, looking at the snow in a fancy costume.

"Yes, perverted king, are you using your sister as a guise to cover up the fact that you're idle on the street?,Did we disturb you to commit a crime of tailgating behind a beautiful girl.。 Sure enough, breathing the air in the same place as you made me feel like I was in a chastity crisis. ”

Sure enough, choosing to talk to the snow was another bad decision I've ever made. But it didn't disturb my sudden feeling of getting better, "Under the snow, are you out of COS?" I said in an exaggerated tone, as my counterattack. "To tell you the truth, you're really not a suitable COS to be the head of the group, at least you don't have anything in common with her. "Well, there is no resemblance in any sense.

(Note: Head of the group, Haruhi Suzumiya, head of the SOS group to make the world more interesting)

Including personality, including the feminine characteristics of the snow wall.

Xue Xia looked at me in surprise and clasped her hands to her chest, "When has the amoeba-kun started to carry out this kind of desecration of women?, is this world coming to an end?" Although arguing with girls or something is not in my gentlemanly style, I really can't bear this kind of ridicule of my species.

"No, no, no, I don't think even the amoeba valley desecration of women will not lead to the end of the world," Yuji Sakai said as if he had made a deliberate conclusion.

"Yes," Xue Xia nodded slightly, and said in a very sincere tone, "I'm sorry, I'm wrong for you, amoeba valley fungus, but please keep a distance of more than five meters from me, I'm afraid of being infected with some kind of bad disease." ”

Hey!!What kind of strange species of bacteria is the amoeba valley (neta: strange species, attack on titan). Even though I'm a liberal arts student, don't bully me for not knowing biology, okay? It feels like gunpowder under the snow, but I'm ready to make a final defense for my race, amoeba valley, phew, humans.

“wadaxiwa,zhege,lumingfeidasi。 A male voice interrupted me as I opened my mouth.