Belch?

What is this called? And a sense of justice, poof, shouldn't it be said that it is a great rebellion?

Probably because the puzzled expressions of the two were too obvious, a very kind enthusiasm explained, "Seeing my sister being ravaged by Xiao Baozi, I was willing to rush in at the risk of being killed, thus saving my sister's chastity, such a move, isn't it called a sense of justice?"

Hearing this, Ink and Jiu Lan looked at each other, speechless. "樂" Wen "Xiao" said|

Seeing this, his brain twitched, and he suddenly remembered that the tsundere of a small bun was forced to be forced before, so he also turned around in a dashing manner, waved his sleeves, and said very sneeringly, "Okay, that's all for today, my sister is tired and wants to rest, so you can also kneel down." ”

Burst.

Can you use the word kneeling casually? The ink was messy, he bowed and withdrew, and when the door was closed, a certain one suddenly turned around and reminded him, "Ink, don't forget that my sister will explain your business, and the Holy Hand Hall will open tomorrow." ”

Hearing this, Ink's mind uncontrollably remembered the things that others handed over to him, and the messy was even more intense for a while, "Subordinate...... Do your best. ”

Now, he is beginning to regret helping someone achieve his goal and get rid of the emperor's constraints, is it really good?

There were only two people left in the room, and Jiu Lan also wanted to 'kneel down' cough cough, but as someone else's personal guard, she really couldn't retreat, so she glanced at the embarrassed image of a certain one, and reminded, "Miss, do you want to take a bath and then rest?"

One of them threw himself into the tub and got wet, but after such a long time of tossing, it had already dried, but it was still a little messy, especially the hair, which had a kind of miserable beauty after being ravaged.

Who knows, when a certain person heard Jiu Lan's suggestion, his little face immediately changed, as if he had been pricked by some needle, "Don't mention the word bath in front of my sister in the future!" I'll go, that will remind her of the tragedy of drinking a certain little bun bath water.

Jiu Lan's face turned dark, did she say take a bath? She clearly said that she was bathing, okay?" But Miss fell asleep like this...... Prone to wind chills. ”

At this time, a certain one glared at the eye, "Who said that my sister sleeps like this?

"So what the hell are you going to ...... for?"

"Sister still has to wash, but don't say take a bath in the future, and you can't take a bath. ”

"What are you going to say then?" Jiu Lan felt that her IQ was really not enough.

A certain smug raised eyebrows, "Xi Baibai!"

"...... "Ahem, that's how Miss said it...... Amazing.

Jiu Lan went to prepare, and when she carried the bathtub into the room, and when a certain wide coat was untied and Xi Baibai, she suddenly let out an earth-shattering chagrin, "Nima's, where did the cute seven-colored rainbow flower that my sister wear?"

Where else can it be, in the bathtub of Jimo cute children's shoes.

Xiao Yu'er cried out of breath, and finally Hua Ruofeng explained to him speechlessly, everything is fine with the master, the chastity of the god and the horse is all right, and he is very witty to take the opportunity to dissolve the relationship with a certain one, and since then the two of them are a bird and a fish, and the bird and fish have different paths, cough cough

Hearing this, Xiao Yu'er was finally redeemed, and then realized that he had fallen for a certain one, and then looked at the embarrassed face of the master, and scolded a certain one thousands of times in his heart for a while, and secretly decided that he would definitely protect the master well in the future, and never let a certain one get closer.

The motto of fire prevention, anti-theft and anti-ink treasure was born.

Jimo Meng is destined to be sleepless tonight, too many accidents stirred him up from his calm and calm mood out of control, no matter Xiao Yu'er's crying or Hua Ruofeng's obscene exploration, he turned a blind eye, as if his senses were concentrated on his lips, and slowly his body began to heat up, remembering that her fingers had unceremoniously and shamelessly poked him, touched him, and rubbed his face, he felt even more wrong.

So, he told Xiao Yu'er to prepare another bucket of water and bathe again, he wanted to wash away the marks that belonged to her, so that there would be no more chaos, right?

When the little fish was cleaned up, they found an unknown object in the bath bucket, red, green, yellow, colorful and dazzling, and reported to the master in confusion to ask for the results.

Seeing this, Jimo Meng suddenly remembered the weird and strange shape when a certain one broke in, frowned deeply, and said without hesitation, "Throw it away!"

As soon as Xiao Yu'er heard the disgusted tone of the master, he also guessed whose thing it was, so he pinched it even more disgusted, and wanted to find a place to bury it, and then plant a peach tree on it to suppress the evil spirit.

At the moment when Xiao Yu'er was about to go out, Ji Momeng suddenly and inexplicably changed his attention, "Or ...... Stay for now. ”

Hearing this, Xiao Yu'er was puzzled, "Your Majesty, you?" What are you doing with such a strange thing, maybe it's a monster that makes people evil.

Jimo Meng's expression was cold, and people couldn't see any deep emotions," ...... This is also evidence of the crime, and it may come in handy in the future. ”

Xiao Yu'er is simple, as soon as he heard this, he felt that it made sense, yes, this is evidence that a certain person came to mole the master, and when General Mo returns, he must go to the front to complain, and he can't let go of the fact that he was stunned.

Hua Ruofeng didn't believe it, and his heart wandered vigorously, hey, this is the master's fear that a certain personal object will be picked up by other men and damage his reputation, right?

No matter what the reason, the seven-colored rainbow flower was lucky to stay, and in the future, it will become a token to witness the first kiss between the two, of course, at that time, it will no longer be sewn from silk, but the beautiful headdress made by the Jimo cute man who grew up bothered to collect the gems of the seven colors in the world, and put it on one of them as a gift for her and Sheng!

These sweet beauties are all afterthoughts, cough cough, at the moment, the two are still a pair of enemies.

Before Jimo Meng went to bed, Hua Ruofeng couldn't help but ask worriedly, "Your Majesty, are you really just letting it go, is it really okay?"

"Did I say I don't care?"

"Ah, didn't you promise Miss Mo before, and from then on you are a bird and she is a fish...... Ahem, "You don't have any jokes, hey."

Jimo snorted arrogantly, "I naturally speak and count." ”

"Then you are ......" What is the conspiracy?

"I promised her that I would no longer care about her affairs if I had nothing to do with her in the future, but apart from these, I am still the emperor of this country, that is, every person in the country of Mexico is my people and is subject to my control, if she does something that violates the laws of the country, then how can I sit idly by?"

Hearing this, Hua Ruofeng's eyes lit up, and he couldn't help but praise the master's belly, that is to say, the two have no relationship with each other, but there is also this layer of the king and the people on the surface, this layer is better than private feelings, the Son of Heaven speaks, do you dare to listen?

A night of great and far-reaching significance in the history of Jimo has finally passed and ushered in a new day.

One morning, a certain glorious one caught a cold, sneezed one after another, but refused to face it in his mouth, "Nima's, who is scolding me behind my back......?"

Jiu Lan was speechless, is it a person who can see that you are cold, okay? Isn't it all because you got wet at the emperor's place last night......

Seeing this, the ink prescribed a pair of medicines, and asked people to bring them to the kitchen, and then let the Ji Ran in the kitchen boil them well, and a certain one stared at the black bowl, but he didn't want to drink it, and deliberately found fault, "Did you poison my sister in the medicine?"

“...... No!" Ji Ran almost jumped up in surprise when asked, is there such a direct question?

"Really not?" a certain one looked incredulous, "This is not scientific, isn't it all played like this in the play, the maids around me have ill intentions and poison the master?"

“...... I, not really. That is, Ran regretted that she shouldn't have sent medicine in, she decided that she could be as far away from a certain one as she could in the future.

"Really, but why does my sister think you look like a thief?"

"......" is sad and indignant.

Jiu Lan really couldn't stand a certain trick, so she stepped forward and took out a silver needle to probe, "Miss, the medicine is absolutely fine, you can rest assured." ”

"But ......" something else was trying to say.

Helpless, Jiu Lan had no choice but to move out of business, "Miss, isn't the medical hall still open today, if you are unwell, how can you go...... Presiding over the big picture?"

Hearing this, a certain one finally stopped doing it anymore, frowned and picked up the bowl and drank it in one go, and put it down with a bang, "Nima's is too bitter, is the ink teasing sister or teasing sister?"

It's not funny, maybe it's a little bit of revenge that I'm in pain and want you to be a little more painful, right?

Ahem, who let someone only give him a task like this...... Tough!

In addition to the occasional consultation in the hospital, the ink task also worked part-time before the opening of the advertising work, like the last loan shark, the advertising note was written thousands of copies, and this time the content was even more unbearable to look at, when the ink led his subordinates to copy, except for him who was stronger, the others almost didn't cry.

And fortunately, it was copied by the men, and if the women read it, they would faint in shame!

However, Ink has to admire the talent of his own young lady in addition to the pain, such advertising words are undoubtedly the most attractive, and they are also the fastest to get money.

Because the diseases that a certain one preaches are all ...... I can't move it to the table*, I feel blushing when I listen to it, and I can't understand how I just came up with it, and how dare I come up with it, and the words are what a woman should say?

"Are you still sleepless in the middle of the night because you have more than enough strength? Are you still beating your chest for the pressure of love brought about by hugging your wives and concubines? Are you still struggling with pain because you are getting old and unable to show your strength again? So, duang...... Now that the gospel is coming, it is no longer a dream to solve all this, come to the Holy Hand Church, and give you a spring of sexual bliss!"

And behind these advertising slogans that make people blush and heartbeat, there is a small, weird sentence written, there should be background music here, "The man who sets the horse, you are mighty and majestic......

The advertising list is divided into two groups of people to send, one is to send this, the other is even more collapsed, and even some of the feeling of being a thief, they are aimed at the guests on Fengyue Street, because a certain one said, this is the flower willow disease, only the people who sleep in the willow will get it, and it is a waste of paper to send it to the people, and it is necessary to be targeted to catch the patients who really need it.

Well, Hualiu disease is indeed the most worried and feared disease of men who often come to Fengyue Street, once it is infected, it is a dead word, and the most terrible thing is that this disease is very contagious, and sometimes in the early stage without symptoms, it is unaware of it.

One night is romantic, but the end is often regretful.

However, even if there are such safety risks, it still can't stop the enthusiasm of men.

This is how a certain advertisement is promoted, "Peony flowers die, ghosts are romantic, and there is no need to worry about the trouble caused by the romance! We are here to help you, the Holy Hand Church, and we are willing to be your most solid and reliable friend, escort you, and keep your mouth shut." ”

Similarly, there is a line of small print on the back of the paper, "At the same time, the majority of women engaged in emotional escort are welcome to come for a physical examination, and we will issue you a health certificate, which is a qualification certificate for safe employment, with it, you will go to the peak of your career!"

Burst!

Both groups of people were devastated, and the most devastated was the white eyes of the men, and even the scolding of shame.

"Lao Tzu is only fifty, and he is still strong, send this to Lao Tzu, looking for death!"

"The young master has three wives and four concubines, and he doesn't have to deal with it every night, will he be too stress......ed?

"This son is fierce and fierce, he will have more than enough heart but not enough strength, the soldier can be killed but not humiliated, don't run!"

Emma, I'll go, fortunately they were prescient, and they all went later, otherwise the old face would have been lost.

And those who post small advertisements on Fengyue Street are not much better, and those who are scolded by the guests are even more bloody.

"Fucking you're cursing Lao Tzu! You're getting flower willow disease, your whole family is sick with flower willow disease. ”

"The girls I sleep with are all icy and jade, will I get that kind of unclean disease? ”

"My son came to Hualou just to listen to music, how can there be those dirty things? It's just humiliating me!"

From Monday to Sunday, thousands of advertising sheets were distributed, and their ears were already poisoned, one by one, as if they had gone from death, and the pain was not wanted, thinking of the performance of those men, they were even more discouraged, and they felt that their sins were probably in vain, and people didn't buy it at all, okay?

Who will go to the doctor!

However, after they left, the men who received the leaflets were like a different person, and they were all excited, and they secretly found a corner where no one was, staring at the contents of the paper with starry eyes, which was the light of finding salvation and hope!

The ink hides in the dark, taking in all this, the bottom of my heart can't help but throb, I can't tell what it's like for a while, I appreciate her intelligence, I can accurately grasp the psychology of men, and I also admire her boldness, dare to do what others dare not do, and even praise her for living so freely and transparently, not burdened by fame, not bound by the eyes of outsiders, these are her differences, and he is envious.

However, the other side of these also represents danger, represents the intolerability of this world, as her light shines little by little, is discovered, is excavated, then accompanied by jealousy, slander, all kinds of frames that want to destroy, is the viciousness that she wants to get rid of, when the time comes, can she bear it?

Her safety is guarded by them, but no one can replace the damage from her heart.

At this moment, he is really entangled and contradictory, and he doesn't know if helping her like this connivance will be good for her or will hurt her.

In the middle of the sound, the ink flew away, and a blue robe crossed the beautiful traces, but inexplicably brought out a trace of loneliness.

All this happening can't stop the excitement of a certain opening.

The location of the Holy Hand Hall is actually excellent, at the entrance and exit of Fengyue Street, it can be said that it is a necessary place for men.

No way, the signboard made by the Holy Hand Hall is really eye-catching, those three words are not much special, the attraction is the cross next to it, or the red one, who passes by is not strange to aim?

and the couplet at the door, which is really vulgar, but it also provokes people to be enthusiastic and eager to try.

The upper link is: before coming, it is like falling into the hell of pain, and the lower link is: after leaving, return to the heaven of sexual bliss, horizontally criticize, and cure the unspeakable.

cough cough, I thought about it for a long time and made up these two sentences, no way, there are a lot of poems and songs learned in the previous life, but they are too tall and lofty, and they can't be used here at all, so I have to be self-reliant.

Fortunately, the words are quite neat, right?

A certain one stood outside the door and watched, smiling very proudly and narcissistically, Jiu Lan accompanied her, speechless and choked, feeling that she had only been with Miss for a few days, and she had already fallen to ......

Poof, it would be better to show a group of men these obscene and evil diseases!

Unlike at this moment, everyone who is serious has taken a detour, and there are people pointing at the distance with a look of disdain.

The only thing she was glad about was that she didn't appear here as her true face, but as a man. Otherwise, I will be ashamed to see people.

"Miss, you really ......" endured it, she still wanted to struggle harder, but she could not redeem it.

A certain reminder interrupted, "What miss, call Bao Ye!"

Burst! Jiu Lan stared at a certain one who was also disguised speechlessly, she didn't know what to say, she wore a white robe, but she didn't wear a belt to hang a jade pendant, it looked loose, her hair was still tied up, and she didn't wear a jade crown well, but tied a silk belt, which is nothing, many men nowadays are dressed like this, but she has to be more creative, tie the ribbon into a knot, like a rabbit's ears, high-profile erect, she walks fast, or laughs fiercely, and the pair of ears vibrates violently, which makes her look collapsed。

At this moment, what else do you want to call her? Poof!

"What do you think...... Is it appropriate?"

"Otherwise, Brother Bao?"

“...... My subordinates really can't do it!"

"Then how do you want to shout! Don't say you want to call my little brother...... I don't have such a rare thing. ”

Jiu Lan's face was black and red for a long time before she calmed down, "Young Master, do you really plan to make a living in the medical hall like this?"

"Yes, what's wrong? Xiao Jiu doesn't want to? Still think I can't do it, young master?"

Xiao Jiu glanced around again, and shook his head with difficulty, "It's not that my subordinates are unwilling, but ...... What are you doing for a living, don't you notice that the people around you look at us in a strange light?"

A certain snorted disappreciatively, "That's because they are jealous, jealous that the young master I did what they wanted to do but didn't dare to do, wait, when the young master I start to make a lot of money, they will only be more jealous, and regret why they didn't choose this piece of fat in the first place." ”

Although a certain word is reasonable, Jiu Lan still doesn't dare to agree, at first she thought that the young lady just wanted to see the medical hall to make money, and it was ink that came out, although it was a little inappropriate, it was not too unreasonable, and the medical skills of ink were also superb, even if it couldn't be compared with the Yun family's medical hall, but at least it could make a little money, who would think...... The young lady came up with such a way to attract patients to her door.

"Miss, let's take a look...... Is it not good to have a normal illness? Do you have to look at ...... man's illness?

A certain one gave her a blank look, "What kind of money can a normal patient make? The Yun family's medical hall has already contracted this piece of fish soup in the capital, okay? If you want to share a piece of the soup with the Yun family, you have to do what they don't want to do, only in this way can you fight a bloody way, understand?"

"Even then, it doesn't have to be a man's illness!" doesn't the young lady feel embarrassed, shy, and shameful?

"What's wrong with men's diseases? That's also a disease, Xiaojiu, you can't discriminate against others because of this, no man's family can guarantee that he will not fall for a lifetime, sometimes the pressure is high, or there is some small problem in the body, it will cause that aspect to be bad, if no doctor is willing to see it, then it will make them miserable for a lifetime? You must know that if men and women are not satisfied, they will be grumpy, the small family will be restless, and the big one will cause national turmoil, but you can't ignore it, this husband and wife live in harmony...... "A certain mouth can't stop, and the sky is full of flowers, and he enthusiastically popularizes the knowledge of men and women for Jiulan.

Jiu Lan had already heard it, and she couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, "cough, cough, cough, cough......"

"You don't have to hide it! In the future, your man may have such an unspeakable secret, when the time comes, I will help you personally check and check it!"

"Miss!" Jiu Lan finally ran away in shame, and a certain one was really obscene and went to a new realm.

A certain one smiled ambiguously at her behind her, "Dwarf oil, I'm still shy, don't worry! The young master will definitely choose you with strong ability and good skills." ”

Hearing this, Jiu Lan, who seemed to understand whether she understood or not, ran faster.

A certain wicked smile said, hehe, flirting with others, is also to hide the evil in her heart! How could she admit that as a gynecologist, she has always been worried about seeing men's diseases?

Women have seen too much, are aesthetically tired, and always want to change their tastes, but in the previous life, the hospital had strict rules and regulations, and whichever subject you registered for must be seen, even if she is self-taught, it is better to look at men than women, and it is useless for heroes!

Until before the crossing, there was a regret left in the air, but fortunately, now it has finally been realized, hahaha, how can you not make her smile?

A certain mouth was reading that the crowd was looking for him thousands of times, but the man was in the dim light, and went to the back door of the hospital to check.

Yes, it's the back door, the location of the hospital is good, it's easy for patients to see and find, but after all, those diseases are not something that can be announced in all directions, so she let the ink open a back door in the other side of the secret place, so that it is not easy to find, and it also has the effect of covering up the ugliness and keeping it secret.

When one goes to the back door, he once again praises his wit.

The back door was very secluded, only the ink was there, and when I saw someone coming, I saluted, "Miss!"

A certain one nodded and approved, "Well, it's very good, from today onwards, our Holy Hand Hall will be officially opened for business, and there will be no fewer patients in the future, and the things I asked you to prepare in advance are all ready?"

Ink returned, "Miss rest assured, the subordinates have already been placed, the medicinal materials and tools you need are ready, the room for the consultation is also set up according to your requirements, and the price of the fee, only ten people are seen every day, one hour in the morning, one hour in the afternoon, and the rules for other times are also formulated in detail." ”

"Well, in this way, everything is ready, and only the patient is owed. ”

"What Mademoiselle said is very true. ”

A certain one casually turned around the back door, and finally his eyes fell on him again, his eyebrows and eyes were a little deep as if he was smiling, "Ink, you believe that I will succeed, right?"

It seems that no matter how outrageous and outrageous what she has done, he will choose to support it without hesitation after being shocked.

The first to enter the flower building, she didn't know if there was any help from him, but the same thing later passed through his hands, even if she shocked the world to knock down the little bun, he acquiesced and actively helped, the final result may not be in his expectations, but he didn't stop or say anything.

Now, opening this medical center, the direction he chooses is a huge challenge to people's concepts nowadays, that is, in his previous life, those diseases were also a little secretive, but he stood by her side again.

It seems that no matter what she wants to do, he will support and follow him without hesitation, is he really the leader of the secret guard left by his father?

Her inquiry, ink in her eyes, couldn't help but smile slightly, and said gently, "The subordinates naturally believe it." ”

A certain look at his gaze is a little deeper, he is not the kind of extremely handsome and amazing, nor is he a tough and handsome male route, at best, he is handsome and clean, but he is better than the gentle and elegant one that is timeless, it looks harmless, but in fact, it is a belly of trickery, but it will not be disgusting, on the contrary, she feels very comfortable, but this person also has a story.

"How old is the ink this year?" asked a casual question.

The corners of Ink's mouth twitched, "My subordinates have spent twenty years in vain." ”

"Oh, it turns out that the ink is twenty years old, and my sister is eight years old, huh?

Hearing this, Ink smiled, "Yes, the year Miss was born, her subordinate was twelve years old, and it happened to occupy a genus with Miss, which is an honor for you." ”

When he said this, his indifferent expression was a little distant, as if he was lost with a trace of memory, and there was also a faint throbbing of happiness.

The bottom of a certain heart suddenly moved, such an expression was like the initial youthful sprout of a young man, but it was a falling flower flowing down the river, and he couldn't grasp the empty melancholy and nostalgia after that.

------Off topic------

Thank you to the sisters for their protection yesterday, and send Mu He to the flower list, every girl's name, Mu He has remembered it in his heart, kneel and thank you, touched by your support, Mu He has nothing to repay, cough cough, do you want to make a promise to each other?

There's an obvious typo in the text.,What is the word before the white.,The girls can't imagine it.,That word turned out to be ......

There's no Wan more today.,Hehe.,Mu He insisted on it for two days.,Allow me to be narcissistic.,Isn't it tenacious?Poof,Mu He promises to work hard every day.,But occasionally the unit is busy.,Kind girls will be considerate, right?Right?Right???????????