Chapter Twenty-Eight: Alternative Sensibility
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"I don't really want to get married, I don't really want to be single for the rest of my life, I've been to class reunions several times, and almost every time I go...... My classmates were all married to the venue, and some even brought their children to the venue, and the happy appearance of the family kept putting flashbangs in front of me......" My cousin's eyes were full of fog at first, and she almost cried, and then she turned into a gritted tooth.
It seems that the resentment of not being able to marry is very serious, cousin.
I can't stand it anymore, who is coming, someone is coming to marry my cousin, or...... It's okay to marry her!
To tell the truth, it's really strange that such a beautiful person as my cousin can't get married, after all, wasn't there a Korean drama called "My Sassy Girlfriend" before, and it set off a trend, according to this, there should be a lot of men in this world who shake M, and in this case, my cousin's personality problem is not a big problem.
However, just like in a light novel, in a youth school novel, a female teacher always doesn't get married, so I always feel that something has been hindering the progress of my cousin's relationship, is it the will of the universe, or is it the will of some guy who is riding a boat? (laughs)
However, after my cousin's complaining words, it will probably be my turn to be beaten...... What should I do, at this time, is there any other way to save my life? Is there any other way? Calm down, think about it, you will definitely be able to do it.
"Is there anything else you want to say?" said my cousin, who had gathered her emotions and put on a poker face.
Has the abominable entered the ultimate state?
This is...... Do you mean to ask me to leave a last word? Think about it, what else can save this situation......
"No, no, cousin, you listen to me Su" bit his tongue again because he was too nervous.
"Call me teacher at school"
In such an emergency, it doesn't matter what happens to such things
"Yes, Mr. Hiratsuka," I swallowed, "I should have written it in my composition, and those three sentences are preceded by 'although', all of which have a twist, and what I mean by that is 'Teacher, you are so beautiful, it's a pity to get married', it is to compliment you, really, really" I danced with my hands and gestured, trying to show something that I couldn't figure out myself, such a chaotic expression, I wonder if my cousin understood what I meant?
"Yes, yes, thanks for the compliment," my cousin turned her head away as if she were a little shy, leaving me with delicate cheeks that had become a little flushed.
- I still feel like a child, this person.
Ah, looking at my cousin's expression, I probably knew it. If it's an answer sheet, I think it should be rated to the level of 100 points, and if it's a strategy game, I think I can already hear the sound of Ding's character's favorability increasing by now.
Glancing to the side, I saw the dead fish next to me staring dumbfounded, with an expression of 'what are you talking nonsense'.
Huhu, you're still too naïve, boy. If this society is to survive, it must be able to bend and stretch. Anyway, my cousin is indeed very attractive, but it's not 'Qu'......
This topic is put aside for now
"But it's still not qualified, so let's take it back and rewrite it. After a while, my cousin finally turned her head and said with a tense face. After all, it's a teacher, and you can't condone students to make mistakes because of personal feelings!
How do you say that? This child-like expression, it feels ...... It's a little cute! Although the red on the face has not faded, it is matched with a delicate face like a work of art,...... What a charming person!
"Yes"
It's super happy that I wasn't beaten, and I don't dare to be greedy for more.
"And you, Biqigu"
After turning to the other side, the cousin bowed her head and sighed deeply.
"Hey, why did you turn to me with such an attitude," Hikiya muttered to himself, but the voice was so small that I could only hear it when I got closer.
The cousin lifted the front hair with her hands, revealing her smooth forehead, and then put her hands behind her waist and hammered it hard a few times, probably after sitting for so long, she was a little tired.
But this posture is a little bad, the beautiful female teacher is standing upright, and the two Fuji peaks in front of her are even more emphasized, which is simply impossible to take your eyes off, and there is a slight sense of workmanship.
"This crime trailer of yours is also going to be rewritten," the cousin said slowly, maintaining the previous posture.
Bi Qigu on the side looked away, looking like he was wandering out of the world, and he didn't know what he was thinking, but looking at his obscene eyes that wandered to a prominent part from time to time, (not my subjective understanding, it was really very obscene!) probably wouldn't be some philosophical thing like 'cognition and existence' and 'meaning of existence'.
"Listen carefully to me" At the same time as the accentuated voice, my cousin's eyes were even sharper like a beast, which not only made Biqigu wake up immediately, but also his expression was slightly distorted with fright.
"Yes"
Hikiya instantly straightened up and became the standard standing posture of a soldier, and his throat visibly rolled. can understand, when my cousin releases her aura, she is as terrible as the villain Demon King.
"Stand up a little bit," said my cousin, pointing a little closer.
"Yes," Bikiya immediately followed the instructions and stood in the position she said.
"Stand up straight"
"Yes" has become an echo worm, than Qi Gu him
"Well, that's it, Xiaoyou, this guy, Bikiya Hachiman, get to know him, he will be your new member in the future. My cousin turned around, waved her hand in the direction behind her, and introduced to me.
"Well, that's the second reason I'm looking for you today. ”
"New Member" Hearing this, my mind began to swim.
Hikiya Hachiman...... For some reason, I suddenly remembered the Great Bodhisattva of Minami Muhachiman, the martial god enshrined by Kiyowa Genji, and the Tsuruoka Hachiman Shrine. Quite a strange name.
- Yes, this is the new member of the Ministry of Service!
"Wait, new Ministry...... What's going on!?" Bikiya, who had been listening with his ears pricked up, finally made his protest, and I thought he would continue to be an echo worm.
However, I can understand the reason why his reaction was so strong - probably unacceptable, suddenly 'being 'joined' into a club he didn't know, being forced to join a club that may have become a fixed circle, this is really an unbearable dilemma for a lonely person!
I also looked at my cousin and waited for her to give me an answer.
"Well, after reading this essay, you will understand" My cousin seemed too lazy to explain, and directly threw an essay to me.
Looking back on high school life
-----------2 F Banbi Kiya Hachiman
Youth is a lie, an evil.
Acura youth people are constantly deceiving themselves and their surroundings.
......
That's my conclusion.
Explode now.
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Ahhhh......h Is it a satirical essay, and it is also a satirical youth satirical essay!?
Is...... It's a super visual article.,Reading this article is like seeing your own reflection.。
Sure enough, comrades, the Comintern welcomes you, the Bushwicks welcome you, the Great Magicians Association welcomes you! The FFF regiment welcomes you......
Although if you really look at it according to the requirements, his essay is the same as mine, it belongs to the category of unqualified, although my cousin said that this is a crime notice, but this article is very sympathetic, at least...... That's true for me!
With my experience as a lonely person for more than ten years, corresponding to real life, I read this article again, and I simply said that my heart was in the heart, in the words of the ancients, that is, Boya and the child period in general, I think I am a bosom friend. ...... But between us, we are not friends.
A person will have different feelings when he reads different articles, and different people will have different feelings when he reads an article, and even, the same article, the same person, when he was a child, when he was young...... Reading it in different periods is also a different feeling.
Let's take a fairy tale that people all over the world are familiar with.
Snow White
- Danish writer - Hans Christian Andersen
As we all know, the story of Snow White tells the story of a gentle and kind princess who was persecuted by her stepmother, and with the help of samurai, seven dwarfs, princes and others, she overcame many difficulties and finally lived happily with the prince.
However, if you look at it now, the whole story is simply unbearable to look at.
First up is the main character - Snow White:
In the story, Snow White is the most beautiful person in the world, and because of this, she is persecuted by her stepmother. In addition, Snow White is also a very kind girl, and it can be said that all men (including little boys) dream **. Because Snow White is such a kind and beautiful girl, the seven dwarfs accept her and prepare dinner for her every day, and Snow White also cleans up the house every day, and the eight of them live happily together.
- Well, the problem arises here, if you look at it according to the mode of thinking of youth now, it is not surprising that the seven dwarfs undoubtedly like Snow White, after all, Snow White is a goddess, and it is human nature to like beautiful things, which is nothing to say.
In this way, it is clear why Snow White works so hard every day to clean the house, cook for the seven dwarfs and other household chores.
Doing so many things, apart from the fact that Snow White wants to repay the seven dwarfs, are there any other factors? There must be, she does so many things, it also shows that she is unwilling to owe the seven dwarfs a favor, and is unwilling to [rely on] the seven dwarfs, which directly shows that she will not like the seven dwarfs.
However, when the prince arrived, it was only a kiss...... No, in fact, the kiss is not the key, the key is that Snow White fell in love with the prince in this way, and [relied on] the prince, overcame many difficulties, and finally defeated the black-hearted queen and lived a happy life with the prince.
After all, in a word, this is still the victory of the Yan Control Party. Or there's nothing wrong with a current victory.
After all, is Snow White a green tea or a milk tea girl?