Warning: This is purely for entertainment, please do not use this as a basis for speculation about the plot. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

It is said that at the end of 2005 A.D., at the beginning of the 345th year of the mainland Gregorian calendar, the crew of "The Legend of the God of War" held a routine year-end summary meeting. Attendees included all the characters who have appeared and been mentioned, as well as a few lucky readers.

Without further ado, Professor Jamie Yello (hereinafter referred to as J), the historian who has been mentioned the most often in this work (probably 3 times), is now broadcasting the conference live as our special correspondent. (A person with dark black square glasses and a plump body appears, which is the famous Professor Jero, follow him!)

J: Now that we're at the venue of this conference, you see, the conference hasn't started yet, and it's already crowded. Ah, thank you (the professor receives a leaflet from the hostess). Let's take a look at the President of the General Assembly: Marshal Sogrerd Leus, the Executive Chairman of the General Assembly: Her Majesty Empress Sigrani, and the Secretary-General of the General Assembly: Admiral Jeanne Lanfonte. Hey? Isn't that just these three people on the podium, the author? Forget it, he's also an insignificant person for this conference. Relatively speaking, the triangular relationship on the rostrum is what everyone is concerned about. The director cuts the scene to the venue, and shoots some shots before the conference starts. (In the shadows, the author is changing all the ideas in the later text that bear the name of Professor Jelu to Robin Sword.) ）

Trivia A: Anna Brigide of Farensi is trying her bow and arrow with Atalanta Gautierbi, and their target is Holin and Hayes with apples tied to their heads, poor man, and a moment of silence for them. But these two people are too flexible, and they have already dodged more than a dozen times. Huo Lin, in particular, had already dodged the arrows that came at his lifeline seven times. Hey, it's time for the conference to start.

"Whoosh" and "whoosh" sounded, and the apples on the heads of the two people jumping up and down were split in two by the dinner knife almost at the same time, only to see Grosslyn silently walking by the side, and it was really terrifying.

Trivia B: There's a special bunch of people coming in, and they're all floating in. Isn't this book devoid of magic and martial arts? What's going on? When the cameraman walked in, he found that there was so much yin here. It turns out that this is the ghost section, and there are many characters in the book who have been hung up. Let's interview a few randomly.

"Admiral Sharpel Lanfonte, you seem to be very happy, can you say a word to us."

"Okay, good," Sharpell looked very happy, "I've got all my wishes, and I've solved even the most troublesome problems." ”

"What's your biggest headache?"

"Didn't you ask knowingly, being a father is nothing more than thinking about how to marry his daughter, ha, yes, Qinna really listened to me. How can a kid like Sogrande let go, I'm a student...... (The word N for praise is omitted below). Ah, old Becky, don't keep a straight face. Isn't your family Lakoxiu also married well? Although Hitarus is a little farther away, and Canites is a little pervert, she is a princess anyway. Like my family, Qinna doesn't have this blessing, you see if it's it, hahaha. I couldn't tell that it was complimenting, and Admiral Douglas Glenn next to him made a look of "I don't know this man".

"Isn't this the chief of the Andac guard?" The first named character in the book to hang up.

Andak looked unhappy, "Is there anything wrong with you?" ”

"Nonsense, who wants to hang up as soon as the story comes up, although it is more handsome......"

"Your Excellency, don't complain, you must know that because you hung up early, only your name was mentioned in the introduction to this book written by the starting point, which is an honor that even the protagonist can't enjoy."

"Even so, I don't want to be the first to hang."

"I can't say that, and because you are handsome, many people compare you to Lieutenant General Xiankoubu."

"Cut, if only I could be as popular with women as he was in my lifetime, I have been messing with Lord Leus for so many years and know that it is useless to have more false things, and who will remember me until now? Forget it, anyway, people here will have this day sooner or later, and if I keep complaining, it seems that I have no manners. ”

Trivia C: In the men's toilet of the venue, there was a group of people gathered inside, not knowing what they were doing.

"It's too expensive, don't you pay this price because I'm a Mastar."

"How is it possible, I have always been very fair in business."

"No, let's give in a little more."

"No way, this is what Mademoiselle Lanfonte worn, and I haven't washed it."

This is inevitably too BT, right?,Behavior like this must be exposed.。 When the cameraman ran over to see that the seller was Cywinston Ingrid, the buyers were His Excellency Cizer Beltrand, His Royal Highness Canites and even Admiral Frank Shaw, and a man with a mustache had just escaped through the window as if he had spotted the cameraman in advance, but was chased outside by a police dog in charge of security.

"It is really intolerable for you to do such a thing in broad daylight to desecrate the most popular woman among readers. What the hell are you selling? Even is also a fan of Chenna. "The videographer also discarded his sense of morality, and the mustache gentleman was so unlucky.

"What do you think, I'm just selling them the dancing girl costume that Mademoiselle de Ranfonte wears, it's not as dirty as you think." (See the words of Wang Dufang) Xiu Yunston said it confidently.

"I just don't want Chenna's stuff to fall into the hands of these guys, give them YY." Admiral Xiao immediately excused himself.

"Me too." Cizer said.

"It's too hypocritical, to be a pervert is to have the morality of a pervert." His Royal Highness Canitez seems to be about to reveal the facts, "Your Excellency Bertrand, you said earlier that you would buy it, and let her wear it for you when you catch Mademoiselle Lamfonte one day, and then ...... (The following omits the word N for the description that is not suitable for children). ”

"Damn, you don't want to buy it back yet, put it on your concubine, and then you can imagine them as Qinna when you are OOXX."

"You're ......!·%......#%......!"

"You!^&^###―·......#%#......· #（）·”

Just when the two of them were arguing, Xiao said to Xiuyunston: "How about I give 4 gold coins, plus help you enter the 13th Legion?" ”

"Deal!"

The gong sounded at the beginning of the assembly.

J: The conference has begun, where did you go just now, cameraman, and you didn't even get a picture of the members of the rostrum entering. Forget about going back to your boss, now let's not delay our normal work. Oh, the President of the General Assembly in the center of the podium, His Excellency Saugrend Leuss (the princess sent readers to boo, led by lance98); On the left hand is the Chairman of the Executive Committee, His Majesty Sigrani (the anti-princess faction booed everywhere, led by 191919, and the whistle of the Third Legion); On the right-hand side is the Secretary-General, Miss China Lanfonte (Cena swept her gaze, and the whole audience was stopped by the momentum, so powerful).

Sogrend took the agenda of the conference handed by Chenna, and after reading the first item, his face froze, and he glanced at Qinna, who shrugged and said that she couldn't help it. Sogre had no choice but to start reading: "The first item on the agenda of this conference is: whether this book is going to be turned into a harem. "Damn, who brought it up.

There was a commotion in the audience, whistles and boos.

"Quiet, you will discuss for 3 minutes, and then debate and vote." Thorgrande said after striking the hammer.

After 3 minutes, they were roughly divided into two factions, and after the draw was passed, the opposing side spoke first. Mr. 191919, the representative of the readers sent by the opposition (should be Mr.?) ）。

"Fellow readers (uh?) What does it mean to "read together"? A: I guess it means people who read the same book together. Sweat...... Gentlemen and ladies. What are our readers reading this book for? Isn't it because this book is different and has characteristics? What is the biggest feature of this book, isn't it because it has a single-minded protagonist? It doesn't matter to me whether he is strong or not, I am very satisfied with his unmoved behavior and not succumbing to the pleas of some powerful women (Sigrani blushes), even if some women strip off and get into his bed and are sternly rejected by him (Eugaris is lying in Mazarel's ear and muttering, I don't hear it). Fellow readers (the word...... Please imagine that if this person on the rostrum had become the same character as the 'Three Dragons of Fantasy Novels' (Xiang Shaolong, Ye Tianlong, and Tang Long), would you still have the same enthusiasm for this book as you are now? Thank you, that's the end of my statement. ”

J: After listening to the righteous and stern speech of the opposing side 191919, does anyone dare to come up and say that they are in favor?

Yes, of course. Carl Holling is one of them. He walked to the podium, looked quite personable, and then opened his mouth: "Friends, the World Cup is coming soon, although we can't see the live broadcast, but we still have to celebrate it." (The audience was inexplicable.) Replay: The tactical arrangement given to Huo Lin by the favorable side: As soon as you come up, you will confuse everyone, and the more confused the better. I'm sure a lot of people will ask me, what does this have to do with the World Cup? Of course it matters, haven't you heard of Football Widow? So, our protagonist is like a football fan during the World Cup, so concerned about less important things (booed by the fans in the reader) that he snubs the women around him. Mr. 19 (sure enough, omitted, I know) mentioned the "Three Dragons of Fantasy Novels" earlier, I personally think that the protagonist is to learn like them, without him to play with a female character with a name and surname, then can we go to play with a name and a surname? The nameless ones don't necessarily look worse than the others. Because there is only one protagonist, of course we supporting characters can't be stronger than him. The author is even more distributed to us one by one, male compatriots, if you can get a person like His Majesty Sigrani, you see what kind of goods the author is stuffing us with (this sentence offends almost all the female characters, but they are not the objects that the supporters can hope to win over)! I say the last word, if it's a man, you have to support the harem! LOLI！ Swarm P! …… Ah! "Singled and Jack Fleett knocked the current Legion Commander unconscious and dragged him down.

After that, the two sides attacked each other again, and the situation behind was almost out of control, and when Sogrend saw this, he slammed the hammer, "Now start voting!" "Let's go and walk around.

Ghost Zone:

"Ah, Your Majesty Francan I, the Sun King, what do you think of this vote?"

"What's so good about women, they're all hypocritical and vulgar animals, you say, dear Russell."

"Your Majesty is very true."

"Hey, Henry, take care of your grandson, don't spoil my grandson."

"Thorin, what are you anxious about, and you haven't been left behind."

Mastar District:

"I said which side should we support?"

"Whichever side Your Majesty supports, we will vote."

"Then do you know which side His Majesty supports?"

“…………”

West Fallon:

"Has anyone seen Admiral Santro?"

"Didn't he go to the toilet with Admiral Xiao just now?"

"I didn't see him come back."

"What a hard time this vote, Your Majesty, which side should we support?"

"The only teacher by her side is Qinna."

"We get it."

Iberian Zone:

"It doesn't seem to have anything to do with us."

"Oops, Richard, you're wiping your nose again, who has paper?!"

"That's all there is to it, anyway, it's a vote that has nothing to do with us."

Parmis District:

"Your Majesty Arslang, what do you think?"

"Harem," said King Parmes, glancing at the queen beside him, "this is something to resist as an upright person, and I have always been very opposed to such acts, ah, yes, Fruse, ha, aha, haha." ”

"Then I want you to change the law and no longer allow the king to set up side concubines, why don't you change it?"

"This ......" poor His Majesty, a moment of silence for him.

Navi Zone:

"What is a harem?" The Navi people unanimously asked Professor Jeru.

"Well, this means that a man has many wives."

"Oh, can the big brother do the same?" Celeste asked.

"Well, not yet."

"That's good, anyway, the big brother is Celeste's alone." This little imp is also too .......

"Romedahl, girls are outgoing, don't be sad."

Rostrum:

"Lord Leus, this is a bill that involves your personal problems, what is your opinion?"

"If I had read the list of proposals first, I would never have let this kind of bill be put on the voting agenda, and I would have to find out who opened the back door for them when I went back." Thorgrande said angrily.

"Your Majesty, you seem to be very weak-hearted." China said coldly.

"Ah, it's time for me to go to the doctor for a check-up, and I'm going to vote first." No matter how you look at it, it's also an excuse to run away.

One hour later, the results of the vote were in, and the opponents rejected the proposal by a narrow margin of 0.01%. When the results were announced, the harem faction, led by Huo Lin, insisted on a new vote, claiming that the other party had cheated in the vote. Of course, such a proposition was fiercely countered by the opposition, led by the president of the General Assembly. The two sides quarreled, and the harem faction claimed to carry out a "color revolution", and the other side immediately denounced them as "lackeys of US imperialism".

In a suicide bombing attack outside the venue, Admiral Oiffi Santero was taken to the hospital injured in the explosion, and doctors removed several fragments of dog teeth from his arm. A self-proclaimed "King Tiger" later claimed responsibility, saying it was a protest against the slow updating of the book, and that he would continue to rise from his grave to fight for it.

Well, we had to suspend the broadcast for safety reasons, and I wish you all a happy new year.