Chapter Eighty-Four: The Ass Is Full of Pits

"Interesting! Interesting! It's been a million years, and this mouth is about to become a bird! Today, I had a hearty battle with the stinky boy, and I actually had a hearty feeling. Alas! I lost in temper, and I was too impatient! It seems that I can't change it! I really fulfill the old saying -- the country is easy to change, and its nature is difficult to change. The humanoid kicked Feifeng Ming and muttered to himself, "Huh! The stinky boy is actually cursing behind his back! If you don't give him a long memory, you really don't know that 'Lord Ma has three eyes'!"

Feng Ming was kicked out of the pool of Thousand Miles of Yuan Liquid by the humanoid.

Feng Ming stood on a flat place, covering the high and swollen half of his buttocks, filled with righteous indignation, and scolded at the pool of Yuan Liquid: "Dead old man, megalomaniac, cowhide king, stingy ghost......!

Before Feng Ming finished speaking, the other butt was kicked silently. This time, Feng Ming kicked into the air, floating in the air like a kite, and then fell in a straight line.

"Boom!"

After a loud bang, Feng Ming's two-petaled buttocks hit the ground, and the ground was smashed into a deep pit by Feng Ming's two-petaled buttocks, and then, Feng Ming's two-petaled buttocks quickly swollen, and finally stuck in the pit.

Feng Ming tried his best to break free, just like a mayfly shaking a tree, not moving at all. When Feng Ming was about to scold again, the clear voice of the human figure came from his ears.

"If you scold again, you'll kick your face!

When Feng Ming heard this, he was so frightened that he hurriedly covered his open mouth with one hand, for fear that something would leak out of his mouth again.

"Hey, hey, it's pretty much! It's so much better!

"Hey, hey, hey! Don't go! You have to get me out and go again! I won't scold you behind my back anymore, please! No. 1 in the world! Besides, it's really unsightly for you to make a brilliant and martial, young and promising young man look like this! When the time comes, other people's big teeth will laugh off, can you bear this responsibility?"

Feng Ming begged vigorously, but Feng Ming said a basket of good words, and the voice never responded. Feng Ming had no choice but to take out the healing holy product from the storage ring and swallow it, but it had no effect.

Feng Ming then tossed for a long time, and tried all his might, but he couldn't get out of trouble, and finally had to give up. Feng Ming's whole body sat on the two meat balls, and he couldn't move, as strange as he looked, but fortunately, the meat balls didn't hurt or itch.

"Xiao Jin, Xiao Huo, what the hell are you two stinky boys doing, why don't you come out and help!" Feng Ming shouted.

As soon as Feng Ming's voice fell, he saw two air currents, one gold and one red, overflowing from his body, and then turned into two human figures in front of Feng Ming.

Feng Ming looked at the two figures in front of him, his eyes almost fell out of his sockets, the mouth was open, and he didn't close it for a long time: he saw two ten-year-old children flashing in front of him, one was dressed in golden clothes, with golden skin, round face, big eyes, and fat all over his body, which made people can't help but want to pinch two;

The two children looked at Feng Ming's shocked appearance with a stinky look on their faces, and deliberately kept silent, enjoying that they had brought a shock to Feng Ming.

"Are you Xiaojin?" asked Feng Ming, pointing to the child in the golden robe.

The little head of the little child in the golden dress nodded in agreement.

"Are you Xiaohuo?" Feng Ming then asked, pointing to the child in red clothes.

The red-clad child nodded in agreement.

"Grown up so quickly!" Feng Ming said in disbelief.

Suddenly, Xiao Jin and Xiao Huo knelt on the ground and kowtowed to Feng Ming, and a childish voice came out of their mouths: "Xiao Jin, Xiao Huo, see the master!"

"What, you two can talk!" Feng Ming was shocked.

"The two of us have truly enlightened our minds and transformed into shapes, just like ordinary people, just like ordinary people!" Xiao Jin said proudly.

"Okay!Good!Okay!Okay!Now there is finally someone to relieve my boredom!I will never feel lonely and lonely again!" Feng Ming said happily, "What did you two call me just now?"

"Call the master!" replied Xiao Jin and Xiao Huo at the same time.

"Why do you call me master?" Feng Ming was puzzled.

"Because you're the host for both of us. Kim said.

"The title of master makes people feel weird, it gives people the feeling of abducting and selling children, it's not good!

"Then call it Young Master or Childe. ”

"It's still a little weird. Feng Ming pondered for a while, "Boss, this title is the most majestic! Yes, you will call me Boss in the future." ”

"I'm sorry! The title 'Boss' has made me the two of my master's brothers, and I really dare not trespass!" Xiao Jin said.

The child nodded in agreement.

"You can call me whatever you like, get me out first!"

"You can't get it out! You're trapped here with great powers, and the two of us don't have enough strength. ”

"Even the two of you are not strong enough, so what kind of realm is he?"

"I don't know! I just know that he is very strong, and he can crush us with one finger. ”

"Good boy! It's so powerful! It's miserable! Nest here to lay eggs!"

"Life is not in danger, it won't be too long, and it will be eliminated naturally. He should be a warning to you. Whoever called you so bold and fat, even he dared to scold. ”

"It's okay now! Shame on people and throw it at grandma's house! This appearance makes people see it, and they can't laugh off their big teeth!"

"No way, this is what he did on purpose, just to let you show this dignity as a punishment for you. ”

"How long will it take for this pool of liquid to close?"

"It's almost time, and those who can pass this level should be coming out soon. ”

"You two will come back first, and we'll talk about it later. ”

"Yes, master!"

Xiao Jin and Xiao Huo turned into two streamers and returned to Feng Ming's body.

At this time, one figure after another flashed. Everyone who came out was full of breath, stirring up the surrounding airflow and whistling. And the many breaths converged and soared into the sky, making the surrounding space rattle and want to shatter.

Oh, the sound of laughter echoed through the four fields. The laughter is hearty, the laughter is unrestrained, the laughter is proud, the laughter is confident......

Then there was a frenzy: some cheered, some danced, some howled into the air, some wailed......

Then, someone "swished" and disappeared, so fast that it was difficult for the naked eye to see, as if it disappeared out of thin air, and then, there was a loud rumbling sound in the distance, accompanied by a wild scream. The others followed suit, and many figures disappeared in an instant, and immediately, there was a roar in all directions, soaring into the sky, the sound of frantic shouting and screaming shook the four fields, and the terrifying aura of the Dao Dao rolled up the dust in the sky and pierced the sky.

Everyone who came out went crazy at this moment.

Not crazy catharsis at this moment is the real weirdness. Before that, each of them was on the verge of death, every one was on the verge of death, and every one was on the verge of collapse.

Although they stepped out of this death passage, if they were allowed to step on it again, no one could guarantee that they would come out alive, and the hardships, pains, and horrors during the period were not enough to explain even a thousand words.

Even if they are standing here alive now, they can only use the word "fluke", but they still created a miracle after all, and in the most difficult, dangerous, cruel, and stressful place, they broke into the Martial Emperor Realm in a way that subverted the concept of martial arts cultivation in the Fengyun Continent.

And this breach of the realm will have a profound impact on their future, and this impact is multifaceted.

The unimaginable pressure allowed them to break into the Martial Emperor Realm by surpassing the limit, and the most difficult breakthrough realm also forged extraordinary strength. Their early Martial Emperor and the early Martial Emperor of the Fengyun Continent are not at the same level at all, the special environment, special opportunities, and special pressure make their strength far beyond the martial artists of the same realm in the Fengyun Continent.

Their life level had surpassed that of the Martial Emperor, and this most thorough and devastating oppression had made them reborn, and their true yuan, meridians, dantian, body, and divine consciousness had all undergone earth-shaking changes.

Therefore, everyone who came out looked like crazy, crying, laughing, shouting, and roaring unscrupulously......

After a long time, the scene calmed down and everyone returned to their senses.

After looking at each other a few times, they pointed at each other and laughed again. I saw that their hair was messy, their faces were dusty, their faces were haggard, and their clothes were ragged......

This appearance, where is there the image of the suave, handsome and dashing young hero on weekdays, living like a beggar.

Looking around, the smile is even happier, and everyone looks the same. The crowd immediately dispersed, all looking for a hiding place to clean the dirt on their bodies and change their clothes.

Feng Ming was kicked by the humanoid and moved far away from the pool of Yuan Liquid, and there was also a certain distance from the gathering place of everyone.

"Hey, Qiu Hai, what the hell are you doing there?"

Although Feng Ming was far away from everyone, he was still discovered in the end. It was spring that found him, and spring was a girl, and for safety, he ran far enough.

"Qiu Hai, you don't say a word, do you want to peep?"

Seeing Feng Ming standing motionless in the spring, he thought that Feng Ming had something wrong, so he walked towards Feng Ming with his eyebrows upside down, and was about to ask Feng Ming Xingshi.

When Feng Ming saw the spring running over, his face was flushed, and he shouted without words: "Spring fairy, don't come! Aunt Spring! Hurry up! People have three urgencies, girls can't look at it! Hurry up and ......."

"You and I are both martial arts cultivators, where did the three urges come from? If you want to deceive people, you can also find a good excuse. ”

Spring listened to Feng Ming's words, not only did he not leave, but the speed was faster.

Spring ran in front of Feng Ming, and when he saw Feng Ming's appearance, he desperately held back his mouth to prevent himself from laughing.

"You, you, what the hell are you doing?"

"Aunt Spring, don't shout, Aunt Spring, don't scream!"

Feng Ming's face was flushed, and he begged for spring.

The spring was already extremely uncomfortable, and when he saw Feng Ming's face flushed, a pitiful and non-stop begging look, he couldn't help it anymore, and laughed out loud, and then giggled and trembled.

"Everyone, come and help!

The spring puffed up the real yuan and shouted, and the four fields could be heard clearly.

"Dead spring! stinky girl, don't scream, you still puff up Zhenyuan to shout, it's really brainless!" Feng Ming scolded angrily.

Feng Ming doesn't understand women, and wants women not to gossip, unless they sew a woman's mouth with a thread.

"It's over! It's over!" Feng Ming exclaimed, "This appearance makes people look at it, I want to look up in this life, I have to make people laugh at it for a lifetime!"