Chapter 183: Xiucai Meets Bing (For the head of the orange wheat field!) )
(Thanks for the bottle cap...) Ahem, thank you for the marmalade 12,000 starting point coins reward, and I would like to congratulate him on this chapter. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info)
The people are fine, and the cars are even more fine.
Annoyed and angry, the mountain master almost fanned a group of banner-pulling base city boys into fools, that humanoid bulldozer-like force, which bodyguard dared to stand in front of him?
The tiger entered the flock and the people turned on their backs, and in less than three minutes, the battle was resolved and Shen Daru was dragged away directly up the mountain.
When did Shen Daru see this posture?
What I heard and said in the base city was polite, you were humble and me, and the worst thing was that the nodding friend was as light as water, at least I haven't had the experience of being carried down the mountain by the collar.
"This... Heroes... Is there something wrong... Misunderstanding..."
Shen Daru is not a pedantic person, this big man overturned his two third-order evolutionary bodyguards in three or two, he is not confident enough to use words such as stern condemnation to attack someone, and his words are very polite and flattering-a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses!
"Misunderstanding?"
The mountain master brought up this skinny old man like a chick in front of his eyes and looked at him, "There is no misunderstanding." ”
Shen Daru's toes kicked and kicked, he couldn't touch the ground, his heart was flustered, and cold sweat flowed on his face, "Strong, strong, if you have something to say, say it well." ”
Huang Dashan smiled cruelly, "Come on, come on, take a look, have you told me well?" Kindness? ”
The pangolin of the mountain lord was across the stream, and dozens or hundreds of miserable ordinary people were looking muddy and miserable, taking off their coats as rags, and were washing their cars.
"This is Lao Tzu's heart and soul baby... There was once a horned antelope that struck Lao Tzu's car, do you know how I did it? ”
Shen Daru: "...."
Benru doesn't want to know at all!
"Smack!"
The boy chicken's face was extremely hideous, and he held a thick nine-section whip in his hand, and shook it loudly.
The whip is like the core of a swallowing serpent, choosing people to devour,
"Spicy chicken, a group of small deflated three, full of food? Stop Lao Tzu's car? If you don't smoke it, your peach blossoms will bloom, and you won't know why the flowers are so red! Give me more detail! If there is a little stain on the pangolin, Lao Tzu will pick your skin and use it as a rag to wipe the car! ”
"Hey, new old man, undress!"
Shen Daru had a chill, how could this young man be so good....
"Ahem, boy, I'm too old to come to your tricks... Why don't you change someone? ”
"Smack!"
Tong Ziji was annoyed and angry, "What a mess, Lao Tzu let you take off your clothes!" There are not enough rags! You're in charge of the tires, hurry up... I can't finish wiping it before dark, and I'll hang you on the fence to feed the mosquitoes! ”
Shen Daru pouted, Lao Tzu is a person who has applied insect repellent liquid!
Tong Ziji sneered, these deflated people in Panheng in the base city didn't know what the concept of mosquitoes in the wilderness was.
Shan Ye pointed to the huge tire of the Pangolin, which was more than one person tall, "Do you see the taper blade on it?" ”
A group of car wash boys looked dazed, although this taper blade looked sharp and textured, but there was really nothing to see.
"That's the mouthparts of mosquitoes."
it!
A group of people got goosebumps one after another, this cone blade is more than three meters long, and the thick part is thicker than a human leg, you tell me this is the mouthparts of mosquitoes?
Tong Ziji said kindly, "There is a mosquito in the wilderness, called the starry sky giant mosquito, flying in the air looks like a blue star from a distance, and the lines on the body and wings will emit a magnificent and abnormal blue light, hehe... They will lock their prey firmly with their arthropods, take them into the sky with them, drain the blood and then throw the prey away... Sou... Bang! ”
Tong Ziji smiled and said, "Well, you prey are too thin, I guess you will be pierced... Hmm, it doesn't matter, it's always okay to prick a few more times, a person has seven or eight catties of fresh and sweet blood, and it's worth the trouble. ”
The mountain master suddenly felt that this boy chicken was quite appetizing, and he grinned very festively, "Well, yes, do a good job, Lao Tzu is optimistic about you." ”
Hundreds of bodyguards lost the strength to hug their bosses, and were guarded by a group of hunters with bad intentions, watching their bosses suffer from a distance, with a wry smile on the corners of their mouths.
Shen Daru stood by the stream, sweating profusely, his body could not support working in the hot weather.
"This little brother, the old man is old, and the old problem of his back can't stand this toss, you let me rest for a while, there are 10,000 circulation points, and I will send it to you..."
"Smack."
He was greeted by the fierce sound of the nine-section whip, and the pebbles at his feet immediately shattered into eight petals.
Shen Daru shuddered, stopped, and wiped the car with a sigh.
Wang Mian washed his face in the stream, and said very happily, "I watch Brother Useless's live broadcast every day, wasn't he a hunter before, why did he never mention that the wilderness was so interesting, tsk... It's so much fun..."
Shen Daru rolled his eyes, held his waist, and sweat crackled in the stream.
"Oh, it's really not going to work, if it goes on like this, the old man will die here... My waist .... This little brother, you can just let me go. ”
Tong Ziji disdainfully, "You have to find a better reason to lie, it's the same every time, how can I believe you!" ”
"It's more worrying if the reasons are different every time, and I use the same reason because I insist."
Shen Daru straightened his body, his eyes were ethereal, and his tone was serious,
"I don't want to say it, but I'm dying."
"I'm not like you, and I can live for a long time."
"Time is my enemy."
"I mourn every minute, and every second is a precious record of the passage of my life."
"I..."
The mountain master chirped, although I have definitely never heard of this, but why does it have a feeling of déjà vu?
This tone, this pretending to be forced....
The boy chicken opened his mouth wide, his eyes were very touched and sincere,
"I'm sorry, I didn't know you were so miserable..."
"En," Shen Daru nodded like pecking rice, "Then I'll go find a shade and rest..."
"But you TM explain to Lao Tzu, 'Live', what does it mean??"
"This... This is a misunderstanding! Shen Daru patted his chest and promised, "Actually, I want to say that I want to linger, and the words are inappropriate..."
"Poof."
Wang Mian really couldn't hold back and sprayed.
"Oh, I see." The mountain master patted the boy chicken on the shoulder, "Old man, let me tell you, death is tranquility, when a person is dying, maybe not as negative and sad as you imagined, otherwise, how can there be the word "return to the light?" ”
The mountain master is mighty, and the mountain master has a great art!
Tong Ziji looked at Huang Dashan with admiration.
"Fallacious reasoning!" Shen Daru's beard was curled, "You are a strong word!" ”
"Oh?" Shan Ye smiled, revealing twelve cold teeth, "How do you know it's not?" ”
"Why don't you go feel it yourself and come back and tell us?"