Chapter 196: I Had to Use My Hands...
Qinshan Martial Arts School adheres to the principle of maximizing profits, not only the invitation card collects the fee, the booth collects the fee, but even the amount of the fine is several times the standard of the base city. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info
Regarding students, it is an old way to motivate students' sense of competition through prizes and credits, and it is a two-pronged approach, not afraid that a group of children will not take the bait.
The school, who didn't even bother to arrange a seat, actually built such a luxurious shack for the students who performed the show, and the flow of hemorrhage was already comparable to that of an aunt.
The temporary hut is at least a few thousand square meters in size and is divided into various areas to allow students and guests to prepare for the anniversary gala.
Through dozens of sets of sound broadcasts, the speech of the principal of Qinshan Martial Arts School on the stage was round, sonorous and powerful, and the content of the speech was vivid and vivid.
In the background, a group of children ranging in the age of eight or nine to twelve or thirteen gathered in a partition hut, deaf to this.
Qin Sheng is the oldest among them, and he has just come back from Lin Chou's side.
After the fat-headed and big-eared headmaster finished speaking, the first program was his.
However, according to past experience, this fat man will simply become a quantum state after getting the microphone, and no matter how rich your knowledge reserves, you can't calculate when he will step down.
Qin Sheng roared, "What about the tiger, who saw the second tiger?" ”
A group of people, you look at me, I look at you, and silently gave Qin Sheng an answer.
Qin Sheng is very righteous, especially for this bear child who is younger than him.
Such an important program, several credits, don't want it? How can this work!
"Find me! Hurry, hurry, hurry! I'm going to be on stage in a while, do you know..."
A group of friends obediently dispersed, and half a minute later, there was the sound of Parry crackling outside, the sound of doors opening and closing, kicking doors, things smashing, and the screams of women in terror.
Qin Sheng patted his forehead, and sighed like a little adult, "You can't teach a child!" ”
The door opened, and Qin Erhu walked in with a small partner.
"Erhuzi, where did you go!"
Erhu said aggrievedly, "I didn't run, it's a gourd baby... This kid has to go home to his mother, and he wants milk..."
Qin Sheng had a great headache, looking at the gourd baby with a blue nose and swollen face, and two clear noses on his face, "What's going on?" ”
Erhu pushed the gourd baby, and the gourd baby who pretended to be dead opened his eyes, "Wow... I want to drink milk... I'm looking for Mom..."
The corners of Qin Sheng's mouth twitched, "Huzi, is the snot baby really only one year younger than you?" ”
Who can believe that this is more than a year younger?
The gourd baby should be crying and milking in her mother's arms....
The second tiger scratched his head with his silver-white right hand that was in the process of alienation, and the electric sparks flickered,
"Uh... I was sure before, but now I'm not sure..."
Qin Sheng asked, "Then how did he get this injury?" ”
The gourd baby said aggrievedly, "I want to drink milk, I'm hungry for the baby... There was a cow on the side of the road, and I followed it, and it didn't look very happy, very unhappy... But I milked it... My mother was very happy when I drank my mother's milk..."
(Stop, stop, cross the line!) )
Also, where do the cows come from at TM School?
Qin Sheng laughed so hard that he almost fell to the ground, "You mean to say that you, a guy who is about to complete his first alienation, were given by a cow... Punched? ”
A snot bubble squeezed out of the gourd baby's nose, "At first, it was still very well-behaved, and when I held its only head to milk it, it struggled wildly... Its milk is so big, there must be a lot of milk, the milk is delicious, very sweet.... Wow... I'm going home to my mother, I'm going to drink milk...."
"What are you talking about?? A ...."
Qin Sheng and Erhu were in a cold sweat and yelled at the same time.
Huluwa was startled, looked at the two friends weakly, and explained suspiciously, "It's just one.... So big that I had to use two hands...."
"Stop! Stop! Qin Sheng's face turned green, "Stop, don't discuss this topic anymore!" ”
Erhu: "Gross..."
Huluwa was startled, and rushed over to support Erhu, "Brother Erhu, what's wrong with you??" ”
Qin Erhu fired a powerful volley, and the gourd baby's waist-high small body instantly flew to the corner of the wall and smashed into a pile of cardboard boxes, splashing fragments everywhere.
Qin Erhu breathed a sigh of relief, his face was weak, "It's so dangerous..."
Qin Sheng looked at this family and muttered, "That box contains the props for our performance..."
"Uh, I guess...."
Qin Sheng was helpless, "Forget it, I don't need to get those broken wooden boards much anyway." ”
"Bang!"
The door was vigorously pushed open, and a group of disheveled senior sisters squeezed angrily at the door with Qin Sheng's little friends, their jade arms and white legs dizzying.
"Qin Sheng!"
"Qin boy, did you do it on purpose?"
A very handsome and good-looking senior sister rushed up directly and pinched Qin Sheng's ears, and came to a 180-degree loop.
"Qin Sheng, you little pervert, the boss is not small, and he actually instructed a group of little cubs to do this kind of thing, breaking into the women's locker room? You can't figure it out! ”
Qin Sheng yelled, "It hurts, it hurts... Senior sister, I was wrong, you are my own senior sister, my own sister, I really didn't do it, they went to find the gourd baby..."
"How dare you quibble?"
"Sister Qingqing, don't talk nonsense with this little pervert, let's go to Xia Yu and let Xia Yu hang him on the flagpole directly!"
Qin Sheng was frightened, "Don't don't, eldest sister, it's okay if I'm wrong, I'll pay for it, I'll treat you at night... Eat, drink, and cosmetics are happy with your sisters! ”
"That's pretty much it..."
The senior sisters returned with victory, and Qin Sheng chirped, "Hmm, what a happy day..."
Erhu scratched his head, "Qin Sheng, you know them... Wouldn't the school be a senior sister who borrowed it for the anniversary? ”
Can the senior sister also borrow it?
Qin Sheng hated that iron could not become steel, "If you are told to take more professional classes on weekdays, don't bury your head in the dormitory and training ground, you just don't listen, and a lot of your youth and good time are not used to soak in senior sisters... When you reach the age of eighteen and you can't get married, all kinds of taxes alone can make you tired and doubt your life! ”
Erhu was taken aback, "Deduct and deduct money? ”
"Or what do you think! Your brother Sheng and I may not be able to withstand the third year of tax deductions, you are still too young. ”
...
Lin Chou was busy in the stall, and suddenly heard a few aggrieved "moo" sounds.
The bulbous cow and the ball hanging on the back had scattered hair and plunged into Lin Chou's arms.
"Moo."
"Boom!"
Lin Chou could sense the grievances in their hearts, especially the hairy cows, not only all kinds of grievances and fears and other emotions directly transmitted to Lin Chou's heart, but even the two pairs of little black eyes were full of tears.
, who TM bullied Lao Tzu's cow!