As the so-called people are in good spirits when they are happy, the wedding of the boy chicken Li Xiang began so suddenly. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

A group of hunters were busy unloading the long wedding tables from the trucks, putting them together in two rows and covering them with red tablecloths.

The only people who attended the wedding were these familiar hunters and relatives of both sides, and the total number was less than two hundred.

According to Mingguang's customs, Lin Chou doesn't need to prepare anything, he just needs to lend a venue.

The mountain master patted Li Xiang's shoulder, "Boy, be mental, don't be stunned, the parents of the girl below are here, hurry up and ask the old man how he is." ”

Li Xiang's face was covered with sweat, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses when he heard the words, "Ah... Well..."

When he was done, he didn't move.

Shan Ye and Bai Qiongtou looked at each other and laughed, "The young man has no experience for the first time, it would be good to come a few more times in the future." ”

Li Xiang cried with a sad face, feeling that his legs and stomach were turning, "Master Shan, I... I'm a little nervous if I don't go..."

"Put your mother's shit, if you don't go, who will the girl marry?"

As soon as the mountain master raised his foot, he kicked Li Xiang out of the door, and the boy chicken crawled towards the pavilion where Wan Ling's parents were—including his own parents and a group of relatives gathered there.

As soon as Li Xiang arrived, a group of seven aunts and eight aunts surrounded him at once, and all kinds of strange problems began to cover the front and back, left and right, inside and out.

Li Xiang smiled so hard that his face stiffened, and he was exhausted.

Wan Ling's parents are ordinary people, and the expressions on their faces are a little nervous or panicked, they have been busy in the base city all their lives, where have they ever been in the great wilderness outside the three walls?

The two old men just kept laughing and didn't speak, holding Wan Ling and Li Xiang's hands and holding them tightly.

Although Mingguang has always had the custom of holding weddings outside the base city, it was only at the statue of Qin Zhiyuan outside the gate of the outer city, and the participants were limited to evolutionaries.

What ordinary person can go 200 kilometers into the wilderness to hold a wedding in this magical place like their daughter?

What a glory!

The two old men were so excited that their son-in-law was an evolutionary who had surprised them enough, and with such strength and power, they had nothing to say about their daughter, which was a blessing.

The weddings of the Evolvers have always been casual and disdainful of cumbersome etiquette.

Li Xiang was wearing the armor he wore when hunting, and Wan Ling was wearing a bright red gauze coat with tulle to cover his face.

A special marriage witness and Shan Ye stood in front of the two of them, swore an oath, made a speech, and handed over the two little red books to Li Xiang and Wan Ling, and they worked together.

Then the relatives and parents of both sides put on red and green, set up a bonfire, and began to deal with a very fat and very large black mountain boar.

There is only one dish on the entire wedding table, which is called the gift pig.

The preparation of the ceremonial pig is very simple, the whole black boar is cleaned, smoked with wormwood, and then roasted, during which sesame oil and honey are applied, and layers of spices such as star anise, cinnamon, fennel powder, sea salt, sesame cumin, etc. are constantly brushed.

The significance of this dish lies in the fact that the relatives on both sides do it themselves, and as for the taste, I believe that anyone who has eaten one bite will not want to eat a second bite.

A roast pig that is completely stacked with various spices, with a mouth full of dregs, and the spicy taste of spices that smoke people's noses to the point of losing their sense of smell, is not so much eating meat as eating spices, and after eating, the whole mouth is numb.

The power of the pig can stop the children's night cry, and many parents in Shangcheng City scare their children - if you are disobedient, you will be taken to eat the pig banquet!

Every wedding, there must be a group of little dolls who are about to cry on the table, gift pigs, auspicious, who doesn't want to take their children to please a good fortune.

The drinks were prepared by the mountain master, only beer and Qingquan Mountain, and hundreds of boxes were put on the table in one go, for fear that it would not be enough.

The hunters each sat down on the table, smiling and watching a group of newlyweds' families toss the poor pig, shouting and cheering, and the cups were staggered, and the atmosphere soon became warm.

"Boom, boom...."

The noisy scene of two or three hundred people could not stop the strange roar at the foot of the mountain, and it sounded like the gasp of some kind of bear-like beast that had suffered from rhinitis for many years.

"All souls! Wan Ling'er! ”

With shouting, a clanging motorcycle drove in, exhaust sparks and black smoke scurrying, and finally with a bang, it stalled.

Wan Ling and Li Xiang, who were toasting Shan Ye and Lin Chou, heard the prestige, and Wan Ling's face changed miserably.

"Wan Ling, Wan Ling'er, where are you!"

The young man threw aside what seemed to be a century-old classic car and searched around, and his eyes lit up, and he ran in this direction.

"Ling'er, this person, do you know?" Li Xiang asked.

"Recognize... Recognize..."

"Ling'er..."

The young man trembled at the gaze of a group of hunters, but then stood with his head held high and stood in front of all the spirits.

All souls pursed their lips,

"Xu Song, you, why are you here?"

Xu Song had thick eyebrows and big eyes, wearing a gray overalls, on which the words "*** school cafeteria boiler department" were vaguely written.

He reluctantly tugged at the corners of his mouth, revealing an ugly smile,

"Why am I here, of course I'm here for your wedding!"

Wan Ling's already somewhat pale little face completely lost its blood, and her smile was still stiff at the corner of her mouth, "I... You.... We don't have a relationship anymore. ”

Xu Songhu said with a grimace, "I said, I'm just here to attend your wedding." ”

Oh, it!

A group of hunters are very obscene and squeezing their eyebrows, is it going to stage some favorite scenes?

Wan Ling's face was even more ugly, and she didn't dare to look at Li Xiang's expression.

Li Xiang showed a bright smile, "The person who comes is a guest, please take a seat, since you are a friend of Ling'er, come, this glass of wine, I respect you!" ”

Xu Song smiled dryly, blocked the wine glass handed over by Li Xiang with his hand, picked up a jar of Qingquan Mountain from the table, and poured a bowl full of it.

"Oh, on the wedding day, when I am happy, I should congratulate you on this glass of wine."

There was no hint of congratulations in his voice.

"Newlyweds, a hundred years of good together, early birth of a noble son!"

"This..."Xu Song held the bowl and raised it to his chest, "Ling'er, I'll do it first, you are free!" ”

"Click."

Li Xiang crushed the wine glass in his hand.

Lin Chou squirted out a mouthful of beer, the Chinese language is broad and profound, these three and four sounds, the difference is big!

Shan Ye pinched his chin and muttered in a low voice, "Isn't it appropriate to interrupt someone else's jaw on the wedding night?" ”

As an ex-boyfriend, Xu Song has nothing wrong with this sentence.

No, there's something fucking wrong with this sentence in itself.

A group of hunters, you look at me, I look at you,

"This kid, have you lived enough?"

"Hey, hey, I haven't seen such a big fun in many years!"

"Am I the only one who noticed that this kid was an ordinary man, and he rode that tattered thing for two hundred kilometers in the wilderness?"

"Damn, what do you say..."

A white light bloomed on Li Xiang's body, and a fierce aura spread out from his body, blowing the plants on the ground and Xu Song's clothes and hair.

Xu Song still had the same expression, sat on the table with a big grin, picked up the wine jar and drank it without taking a sip.

It's like saying, come on, beat me.

Wan Ling screamed and sobbed, "Xu Song, are you crazy?" .... He's going to beat you to death, I don't have anything to do with you anymore, you know, it's over, you go! ”

“...”

Li Xiang was like a deflated ball, waved his hand, and threw out a sentence, "Eat and drink well." ”

Turn around and toast elsewhere.

In one sentence to describe Li Xiang's current feeling,

So TM bad。

The mountain lord's eyes are about to pop out,

"Fuck, that's it?"

Li Xiang said with a snort,

"Or else? Beat him up? Isn't that exactly what he wants, Lao Tzu is an evolutionary, and it is very rewarding to beat an ordinary person? ”

Shan Ye thought for a minute,

"Just that broken car... It's a miracle that I didn't encounter any beasts and beasts on the road.... This kid doesn't plan to go back alive at all. ”

came, just to say two happy words of "digging out the heart"?

Lunatic.

Xu Song drank a big gulp of wine, one altar, two altars...

Soon his eyes were full of confusion, his face turned red, and then he fell on the table and cried, snot and tears mixed together.

The hunter next to him poked him and handed him two pieces of papyrus.

Xu Song glared at him, "Thank you.... Oh.... Woooooooo

"That's so polite!"

The mountain master sighed, looking like a deep passer,

"Sure enough, there is an old saying that is true, the one who lets go at the end of love has a back like a dog."

"Come on!"

Wan Ling'er's parents came over with a plate of cut pigs, "The pigs are coming... Hey, what's wrong with this young man, crying so sadly... What can't you think of, young man, the road is still long! ”

A group of hunters blushed, "En, my aunt is right. ”

Xu Song was originally an ordinary person, and he drank two jars of Qingquan Mountain in a row, and it was already a miracle that he could support it, and he lay down on the ground with a pop.

"What's wrong with this kid?" The hunter next to him squeezed his eyes and asked with a smile, "Kill or bury it directly?" ”

Li Xiang glared, "Bury your uncle, find a car, and send this goods back to the base city." ”

Wan Ling looked at Li Xiang's eyes full of admiration, and his pretty face turned crimson, "I want to..."

Li Xiang responded, "What's wrong Ling'er?" ”

"It's okay, I just called you, I think...."

Master Shan pinched his eyebrows, "People's hearts are not ancient, young people now, can you pay attention to the occasion?" ”

Li Xiang looked confused,

"Huh?!"

...

Research Institute, the twelfth site of the main R&D office.

A white coat, frowning at the motorcycle displayed on the metal platform, which had been disassembled and pieced together countless times.

The streamlined shell was obviously attacked very violently, and the restoration of the scientific research institute was only a rough simulation, and the external armor part was a complete mess.

"A bunch of idiots!"

The old man who spoke shook his beard and was irritable.

A group of white coats couldn't help but take two steps back.

"The damn entity was brought back to you, and you actually told me that you couldn't even restore it?"

"Liu Lao, this motorcycle uses the source crystal, solar energy, source crystal fuel triple power system, the main structure of the engine is damaged, with our current technology, it can not be restored at all...."

Liu Lao pointed at him, his fingers trembled, and the spittle stars flew all over the sky,

"Since the history of mankind, we have realized many dreams that were originally out of reach, we have built flying airplanes by looking at birds, and we have built moon-landing rockets by looking at the moon!"

"Historically, we have transcended humanity's own evolution with the tech tree.... The cataclysm is coming, the plane can't fly, the rocket can't take off, and the world is full of fucking magical, weird, and powerful alien beasts and plants! ”

"What is technology? Science and technology are the primary productive forces, do you understand? Technology is the foundation of human beings! In the face of technology, evolution is fucking bullshit! ”

"And now you're telling me that you, the pride of heaven selected and cultivated among tens of thousands of people, can't even build a fucking motorcycle?"

"Tell me, then, what is our most powerful weapon? Blast furnace? Or an antique thundercloud bomb left over from before the cataclysm? ”

"What do we use in our scientific research institute to transcend the evolutionary and protect the bright light? Kindness? ”

The dog was bloody, and no one squeaked.

Liu Lao was also tired, and when he got older, his body no longer allowed him to have violent mood swings, so he took a few breaths.

"Where did you find this thing?"

"Mingguang Dongfang, these motorcycle wreckage was found nine hundred kilometers away from the base city, and the engine explosion scattered the wreckage within a kilometer, and all of them have been collected back, there is really no more, Liu Lao!"

Liu Lao's anger value soared again, "**** Are you TM mentally retarded?" The closest human settlement to us is Zurich, and you fucking tell me they're going to run to us on a broken motorcycle from tens of thousands of kilometers away, and then die in that bullshit place? ”

"No... It won't..."

"Or is it someone in the base city or some mysterious organization that we don't know about, and the technology has far surpassed the scientific research institute, so we can't even copy it?"

"No... No way! ”

Liu Lao glared, "Then tell me, where did this motorcycle come from?" ”

"No... Know..."

Liu Lao kicked up, "I don't know if I still fuck or don't hurry up and check?" Set up an observation point for Lao Tzu in the wilderness! Monitor the wilderness twenty-five hours a day, and report anything like this as soon as you spot it! ”

"Yes!"

The young scientific research institute that was sprayed into a soup chicken ran away, and turned back halfway through, "Liu Lao... But we can't monitor it in the dark, only during the day..."

"Is the black in front of you black? What kind of white are you talking about? Yes?! ”

",!"

Seeing the young researcher walking out dejectedly, a friend asked, "Xiao Wu, what's wrong?" Taught a lesson again? ”

"Hmm... Liu Lao asked me to set up a monitoring point in the wilderness... We've done this before, there are hundreds of monitoring points, and there are less than ten left in one day, all of them have been defeated by foreign beasts, and even those few have left, and they haven't lasted for three days, isn't it embarrassing! ”

"Xiao Wu, you don't know?"

"Know what?"

"Recently, there is a small restaurant in the wilderness, two hundred kilometers east of the base city, which specializes in making some medicinal food for the evolutionary to eat... It is said that the boss is quite powerful, and the fences are all third-order mutant pitcher plants, which are very safe! The young master Ziyu of the Zhao family woke up there, making a lot of noise... You can set up the monitoring point over there! ”

Ay?

And this kind of thing?

"I'm going to inquire, things can really be done, nail and pedicure, thank you!"

Xiao Wu ran away as soon as he slipped away,

"Hahahaha.... Finally, I don't have to be scolded anymore, buddy has to monitor it in person, hell old man Liu, brother won't serve you anymore! ”