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The weather after the autumn festival still does not mean to be cooler, and it is extremely hot.

As the saying goes, spring sleepiness and autumn lack of summer napping, well, there is a hibernation later.

Xiao Wu's sci-fi style cabin did not have the extravagant configuration of air conditioning, and he collapsed on the rocking chair with a decrepit face and sweated wildly, and after a while, he was stunned.

In his sleep, he was walking in the endless desert, the air was distorted by the heat, the lead under his feet was struggling, and his belly was like a burst of protest and roar.

Xiao Wu knelt down with a puff, and the hot yellow sand covered his legs, stinging people in pain.

All the energy and physical strength also turned into nothingness with the hunger, Xiao Wu could see that his skin was drying up a little bit, his muscles were atrophiing, and the whole person was like a rickety prawn, and the water was leaving him at an alarming speed.

Soon, he may be transformed into a dried corpse, displayed in the sand dunes for hundreds of years.

When a person is hungry, the whole world is full of gray despair.

His eyes darkened, he looked at his withered body, and the last bit of consciousness was,

"I, I smell the smell of jerky..."

Xiao Wu suddenly woke up and screamed.

The two bodyguards quickly rushed into the hut, "What's the matter, Scientist Wu?" ”

Xiao Wu was drenched in cold sweat, and the feeling in his dream was really terrible.

Xiao Wu jumped up all of a sudden, "Hungry, starving to death..."

The two bodyguards were speechless, "Let's go cook." ”

Xiao Wu was excited, "No, no, no, I'll do it." ”

Isn't it scarier than a nightmare to let the two of you cook?

Xiao Wu rolled up his sleeves, "I'll come!" ”

HALF AN HOUR LATER, HE BOUGHT ALL KINDS OF SPICES FROM THE "BIG SISTER" HE NEEDED TO LOOK UP TO, AND SERVED THEM IN A UNIVERSAL 300ML STANDARD ANTI-CORROSION BEAKER, AND PICKED AN EXTRAORDINARILY FAT GUINEA FOWL.

Xiao Wu threw the lively guinea fowl on the ground and said to the bodyguard,

"Give you ten minutes to deal with this chicken."

The two bodyguards glanced at each other, and the employer spoke, let's get to work!

In less than five minutes, the guinea fowl turned into a headless white chicken and lay honestly in front of Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu solemnly faced the two rows of test tube racks, on which 15*150 standard outer diameter small test tubes were neatly stacked, but they were filled with various spices.

He is making final preparations,

"2.5ML SALT, 15ML SOY SAUCE... Well, that's right, that's what the book says. ”

Xiao Wu lay down in front of the table and used the rubber tip dropper to drop the last drop of soy sauce into the test tube, his line of sight parallel to the lowest part of the concave liquid surface.

"Tick."

Xiao Wu clenched his fists, more excited than the success of an experimental project, and let out a low sigh,

"That's it!"

Strictly adhering to the scientific principle that the liquid in the test tube should not exceed half of the total volume, he had to divide the soy sauce into two test tubes, which were not perfectly symmetrical, but they were already very satisfying.

The two bodyguards were covered in cold sweat, if they eat this meal, they won't explode on the spot, right?

Researcher Wu: What have those test tubes been filled with before?

Source crystal solvents, nitroglycerin, soft crystal powders, various catalysts with extremely unstable properties, living corpses and flesh....

Heck, forget it.

Judging from the enthusiasm of researcher Wu, I am afraid that our two brothers and sisters will not be able to escape the fate of the guinea pig, and there is a feeling of silence in advance when you think about it.

Xiao Wu took the green onion, ginger and garlic, smashed it with a stone hammer a few times, put it in a bowl, and took the test tube rack, and waved his hand proudly.

"Let's go!"

The trio set up a small fire outside, and the bodyguard duo was responsible for cutting the chicken into small pieces.

Xiao Wu wore a full-face gas mask to prevent high-temperature splashing of grease.

"Hula."

Put the green onion, ginger and garlic chicken into the pot, pull it a few times, pour various seasonings into the test tube in order, add water, cover the pot, and then the advantages of perennial operation of precision instrument experiments are reflected.

Xiao Wu's movements are not affected by any external conditions such as high temperature, flame, hot oil, including sunlight and wind speed, his heart is not chaotic and his hands are not shaking, his movements are in an orderly manner, and he strictly adheres to the professional ethics of a scientific researcher, and must ensure that the experiment is carried out... Ahem, the dish was a big success.

Xiao Wu's set of professional posture dazzled the two bodyguards, and he couldn't help muttering in his heart, although this tool is a little scary, Wu Ke's actions are still very skillful.

Could it be that our brothers pulled a false alarm?

He pulled out the three-channel timer from the pocket of his white coat and waited patiently.

Once you enter the throat, it is as deep as the sea.

The meaning of this sentence is that all the dishes that can be eaten in the mouth are made in the same way as the sea, vast, and the craftsmanship may not be able to enter the house in a lifetime.

Our researcher Wu has already felt the extraordinary pleasure of cooking, which is really interesting.

Forty-five minutes into it, Xiao Wu gave an order,

"Put out the fire, boil the pot!"

"Okay!"

The two bodyguards agreed sharply, and the action was equally crisp, and the pot was removed from the fire.

The pot boiled, and in front of the three of them was a very weird, black, sticky object.

Xiao Wu took the illustrated cookbook and compared it with the contents of the pot.

Mouse No. 1 went online, "That, Wu Ke, this.... Heap stuff, not quite like braised chicken nuggets, right? ”

Xiao Wu frowned,

"Hmm, the color is a little wrong, could it be that there is any incredible chemical reaction between this ordinary oil, salt, sauce and vinegar that affects the shape of the matter, including the color and smell? What's the deal with this sulfur smell? How did this viscous unknown liquid appear? Behind all this, is it a blind spot in science or a human factor? ”

“....”

"Well, I'm sure I'm fine, maybe... It's kitchenware.... Yes! ”

"I'm following the steps and vectors to do it, so that's it...... Dinner! ”

The three of them held chopsticks, hesitating and wandering.

"Guinea pigs... Ahem, what is the surname of this bodyguard brother? ”

Why is there an inexplicable chill all of a sudden?

"Wu... Wu Ke, free of noble surname Jin, Jin Dazhou. ”

"Hmm, Brother Jin, please first."

Jin Dazhou trembled and picked up a piece of carbon, frowned and put it in his mouth.

"Ahem, cough, cough..."

Indescribable, indescribable, it's an explosion.

"How?"

Wu Ke and Mouse No. 1 asked nervously.

"Water... water..."

Moaning tone.

Then

"Boom, boom!"

The pangolin roared and drove into the courtyard, followed by the very pink motorcycle.

Xiao Wu dropped his chopsticks and rushed up to yell,

"I want a salt-baked chicken, a pig's blood soup, and a cage of Buryat buns lite!"

Jin Dazhou looked dazed and confused.

Mouse No. 1 patted Jin Dazhou on the shoulder, sighed and quickly fled the scene of the crime, like a rabbit chased by a dog.

Jin Dazhou opened his already numb mouth and greeted vaguely but sincerely,

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