Chapter 247: Dare to Move
"Your uncle, you can scream again!"
"Whew~"
"Hey, you're kicking your nose in the face, aren't you?"
"Whoa, whoa!"
"I'm so angry with Lao Tzu, I'm going to tear you up alive...."
The red man is tall and big, and he grabbed Lin Chou, who had already begun to roll up his arms and net sleeves,
"Boss, calm down, calm down, you're embarrassed!"
Wait, wait?
Lin Chou patted his head, what is the owner of the store doing? Quarrel with a dog?!
Looking at the goods in front of me again, the eyes became a little unpredictable,
"Could it be that in this world, there really is such a divine thing as the heart of MT??"
Akatsuki repeated the strange pronunciation of the two awkward mouths, "Boss, what do you mean by the heart of admiration?" ”
Lin Chou vouched for the character of the old movies he watched before the catastrophe at the mouth of the alley when he was a child, and swore by it,
"In the ancient times before the cataclysm,People like a game called online games,MT is one of the tank professions.,It's mainly responsible for pulling monsters to hate and bear the attack.,It's said that the tank that comprehended the heart of MT.,Even if it's deeply hidden in the sea of people, it will be selected by the monster.,Regardless of poverty and... Phew, whether it's a mage dad or a shooter grandma, the red and blue double explosions never OT, they are the ones who kneel and taunt their faces, as long as they open their mouths and show their faces, the monster immediately goes berserk and falls into a brainless dead mode, and they usually serve as red hands part-time in the team, well, they all enjoy an extremely stylish title - Face Emperor. ”
“...”
I don't understand it at all, okay!
Lin Chou pointed to the dog's face, "Oh, look at it." ”
Akatsuki was at a loss.
...
In the distance, a six-clawed husky was full of hideous muscles, and the masses protruded, but its steps were as light as a feather, and less than two meters in front of it, a ball-sized, fat white-tailed mole rat was holding a red bean fruit and was munching on it.
If viewed from the mole's point of view, the six-clawed husky's distinctive, blade-like flattened limbs almost merge with the surrounding scenery under the reflection of the yellow light refracted by the clouds.
Even Lin Chou can only barely look at it, if he is not careful, he will probably think that it is a huge wolf body floating in the air.
The height of the mole is only a dozen centimeters, and they still crawl on the ground.
From a technical point of view, objects more than a meter tall are no longer within its line of sight, not to mention that the eyes of a mole are not much more sensitive than putting two glass balls in their eye sockets.
The mole is both blind and cage, and relies mainly on vibration and smell to judge the factors of the surrounding environment.
The six-clawed husky didn't make a sound from its feet, and its body was covered in dry mud that obscured its own smell.
Well, now the field is full of rat droppings and silt, and Lin Chou and Chiqi are going crazy.
But the moles look like they are enjoying themselves, and it seems that Ha's disguise is quite successful.
"Duh."
There was a light sound that could not be heard for five meters, and the six-clawed husky's bone-covered claws easily broke the mole's neck, without a single fur breakage, without a single smell of blood, the mole was more like sleeping than dead.
Carefully placing it flat on the ground, Sixpaw fixed on another target.
"Huh??"
Sure enough, what the ancestors said is correct, about this, the sages of the ancient times have already given us the answer.
The so-called dog takes a mouse... Wrong... Dog-bite-dog-bite... Bah!
...
Dozens or hundreds of Ha classmates instantly overturned several times their own number of moles.
Lin Chou was moved to tears, MMP, Lao Tzu wants to raise a classmate! It's not easy for anyone to stop it!
It's so TM touching, it's so TM moving!
Lin Chou turned around and asked Chi Qi, "Are you moved?" ”
"Impressed!"
Anyway, as long as you don't let the old lady work overtime, what do you say?
"Are you impressed?"
Lin Chou turned his head and faced the rugged face of classmate Ha before.
Dog-faced confused,
"Huh, huh?"
(Classmate Ha: Of course Lao Tzu didn't dare to move, look at your obscene look, and say, do you want to rob Lao Tzu's dog food?) )
Ha used his paws to pinch the white-tailed moles lying in a row under his feet, and almost lay down to protect them like a guinea fowl hatching eggs.
Lin Chou felt hurt, this handsome and kind eyebrows, rich and handsome, does it look like he will rob you of a mouse in the mouth of a dog?
Not to mention rats, even ivory handsomeness is not uncommon.
Lin Chou thought in his heart:
All of them are speculating about Ben Shuai with a malicious eye, spicy chicken!
Don't worry about the road ahead, why bother to love a flower?
Just let these second goods go quietly.
Just as Lin Chou breathed a sigh of relief and was about to open a bottle of cold beer, the old god was watching this group of free laborers cut down the moles in the courtyard and eradicate them.
A small pink SUV is parked in the doorway, and the armor on the car is as funny and ridiculous as a girl's skirt.
"Whose car is this painted pink?" Lin Chou got goosebumps.
A potted plant with more and more vivid hair jumped out of the car, and Eun made people look at it as if they were forgiving her hair color.
The bonsai was also holding a metal chain in his hand, and at the end of the metal chain, a huge dog with a snow-white coat that was two meters tall jumped out of the car.
The potted plant smiled and was just about to beckon, when the husky eyes of a yard instantly focused on her.
"Uh..."
The potted plant seemed to be frightened, and waved his hand dryly for a while, saying,
"Sorrow~brother~brother~! Look at other people's new pets, aren't they beautiful? ”
"Hiss."
All the huskies shook their noses at the same time and sniffed the air, the blue light in their eyes almost came out of their sockets, and the look at the giant dog made people think of something unpleasant.
When their hungry wolf-like gaze followed the metal chain to the bonsai, bonsai's hands trembled.
It's a kind of gaze that can't tell whether it's stripping clothes or skin, but the sex that touches the edge of a female animal will have an instinctive sense of fear.
The giant dog led by the potted plant also felt it, and it first clamped its tail, leaned forward and roared.
Then he immediately raised his head, his eyes looked up at the sky at a forty-five degree angle, revealing a white and flawless chin and the hair on his neck that could not help but sway with the breeze, each of its whiskers was golden in the light of the light, the fur around it was smooth and soft, and its forepaws were brought together, looking like a princess who had fallen into a mortal body.
"Whoa, whoa!!"
All the huskies raised their heads and called roughly, as if at this moment, time had turned back to ancient times, and a huge full moon that the Mingguang people had never seen before, the moonlight was miserable.
The howls of hundreds of huskies gave Lin Chou goosebumps at that time, and the last time Lin Chou heard this kind of sound was when the wild cats in the alley gathered in groups in the middle of the night.
Express it in a way that will not become a *** symbol, that is, this group of Harbin classmates, ***.
An eerie smell gradually dissipated in the air.
Potted plant murmuring,
"It's over, it's over..... My aunt and grandmother have always been naïve to think that the smell of hormones in the air is a legend. ”
She looked at the giant dog next to her, and whispered a prayer for the giant dog Xiaoxue who had just turned back:
"Go, Pikachu, 100,000 volts, protect Aunt Ben!!"
A handful of the collar and metal chain were taken off and thrown away, and the potted plant twisted its little buttocks and got into the car.
"Boom, boom!"
"Dear Da Chou ~ Brother ~ Brother ~! The Lun family will come to see you another day, it doesn't look convenient today! ”