"Childe!"

"Childe!"

When Sikong's bodyguards shouted for the second time, Sikong wiped the corners of his mouth and asked for a pause in halftime to discuss later.

There was a faint smile and excitement on the corner of his mouth, and when he turned around, his face became full of impatience,

"Didn't you see that Ben Gongzi was busy? What do you want me to do? ”

Bodyguard Eleven held out his finger and made an 11-way generic gesture.

"Speak human words!"

"Your tofu brain has been stolen!"

"What??"

Sikong hurriedly looked at the table where the tofu brains were placed, and the several large bowls that originally contained the tofu brains seemed to be as clean as they had been washed.

Under the table, a very round object lifted its butt off the ground, supporting its body with only two front paws, sneakily walking through without making a sound, and holding a spice bottle with sugar in its mouth.

Seeing Sikong, this thing is as calm as standing in the backyard of his house full of eggplant, potatoes and peppers, and he doesn't take it seriously at all.

Sikong kept staring at it and didn't move, classmate Ha was a little unhappy, opened his mouth, stretched out his big tongue and rolled his eyes at him, but unexpectedly, the spice bottle slammed on the ground.

The husky Xiaosi was frightened by this movement, and looked up suddenly, and as a result, his head hit the table again.

"Bang!"

So he was also stunned, and let out a series of miserable howls, and the two front legs rushed out like a ball with long legs.

Sikong couldn't believe his eyes,

"What did I see, that wolf, did you just make a face at me?"

Everyone stared blankly at the husky running wildly in a seated position, until it disappeared under the hillside, and then reluctantly withdrew their gaze.

It's wonderful!

It is said that before the cataclysm, when the word "country" still had a real meaning, for men in some developed countries, wives, children, and dogs represented the fulfillment of life.

Now that I have a dog, I send my wife and children....

Lin Chou shivered, shook his head vigorously, and marked the word dog with a big red cross in his heart.

Get lost!

How can there be such a casual species?

This second thing is exactly the draft that some ancient powers created when the wolf was drowsy.

If it weren't for the need for these two things to deal with the moles in the yard, Lin Chou would definitely not hesitate to turn them into a hot pot.

...

Generally speaking, arguments need to revolve around a central point, and now the arguments are all fucking in the belly of the dog, and they are arguing about a fart.

Old Zhong shrugged his shoulders, and his face instantly changed into the appearance of a wilderness hunter who had really experienced the wind and snow sword, full of harshness and seriousness,

"Boss Lin, I want a sea stone cauliflower coconut milk jelly, recently the origin has a feeling of not vomiting and unhappy, I may be about to break through to the fourth order, I hope your magical medicinal food can help me keep a clear head when I break through the retreat."

The third order to the fourth order means the transformation from the low order to the middle level, I don't know how many evolutionaries are a lifetime after a card from the third order, and I don't know how many third orders can't control the furious origin bones in their bodies when they break through the fourth order.

Lin Chou nodded, "Okay." ”

"Wait!"

Just when Lin Chou thought that Lao Zhong would say something like "don't let me down", Lao Zhong first crossed the card, and then solemnly instructed, "If you can, put a little honey or sugar in it... I have a sweet tooth. ”

Lin Chou stumbled and almost fell.

Sikong's nose was crooked, "You person, the two ends of the rat's head, do you still have any principles?" ”

Old Zhong faintly, "How?" ”

"You have the ability to eat coconut milk jelly and salty!"

"Why eat salty, coconut milk jelly is originally sweet."

“... So why can't tofu brain be a sweet? ”

"Tofu brain is originally salty, dry for heaven and earth, this is the way to reason."

“...”

Seeing that their little boss was deflated, a group of bodyguards almost laughed under the table without a position.

"Laugh, laugh fart!"

"You, it's you, the one who laughs the most, you say, should tofu brain be sweet, salty or spicy?"

The unlucky Eleventh was named, and on a big stubble face full of muscle strips, the smile turned into bitterness before it completely faded,

"Me?"

"Just you! Hurry up, if you can't say one, two, three. Next month's bonus and year-end bonus, this son will not give you even if he buys meat buns to feed the dogs. ”

Eleven's mind was a mess - one day I was laughing so much that I had never been so happy that I was rolling on the ground until I was shot in the knee.

"Ahem!"

No. 1, who had a special taste in his heart, coughed solemnly twice,

"That, Childe, we're all rough people, how do you know that!"

Seeing that his little boss was about to say the word "buckle", the eleventh word changed.

"But I've heard a saying, I don't know if it's right."

Sikong squeezed a word out of his teeth,

"Put!"

"Ahem, it's... Some people say that the generation that grew up in Shangcheng City, life is beautiful and sweet, luxury and enjoyment, just like the best locust nectar, sweet, fragrant and nutritious;

As for the poor people in Xiacheng, life is bitter and hard, and if they don't eat enough or salt, they don't have the strength to do those hard jobs, just like the big grains of salt boiled out of the black sea, bitter, but real;

The outer city is mostly evolved and hunters, with a wilderness-like wildness, like a devil's pepper, exciting and crazy. ”

"The whole Mingguang is like the same bowl of tofu brain, placed in different urban areas, and the taste is very different. But whether it's salt, sugar, or chili, it's just a condiment for tofu brain after all..."

Whether it was the other bodyguards or Lin Chou Lao Zhong, they were all shocked by No. 11's words.

A group of bodyguards looked at No. 11 with a particularly strange look,

"I said Little Eleven, I can't see it, you kid, you really have you."

"Who did you learn this from?"

Xiao Shiyi scratched his head, "What's that, do you know that there is a useless brother who eats and broadcasts?" ”

“...”

Only the face of the eldest prince of Sikong is not very good-looking,

"Eleven, when you said the last sentence just now, why did you put the sugar behind the salt?"

"I ...... It's not ......"

Sikong pulled his face, "Needless to say, next month's bonus has been fed to the dog." ”

Little Eleven almost cried, and looked at the "colleagues" around him pitifully,

"Well, I'm going to the occurrence committee to complain to the boss now, is it too late?"

A group of bodyguards touched their chins and thought for a while,

"Well, as a second-order mutant, if nothing else, there is no problem in living for another eighty years, and before you die, it is estimated that you will be able to receive the acceptance receipt from the occurrence committee."

Little Eleven hugged Sikong's thigh and howled,

"Salary, salary I'm wrong, it's sugar, it's sugar, everyone who eats salt tofu brains is a bastard, I'm wrong!!"

Sikong sneered,

"Fuck off, howl your wages."

A room full of people burst into laughter.