Chapter 312: The Blast Furnace (Double Burst Liver, Hold Back Your Talk, Just Subscribe!) )
What kind of adjective should be used to describe the status of the Gao family in the base city, well, the Gao family is like the chief surgeon or anesthesiologist before the cataclysm.
If you don't stuff a few red envelopes into them, you don't need to be told by others, even you yourself will consciously volunteer and be empty-hearted, like Mr. Tai, who has never been a hostess.
One uphill and one downhill.
The endless flow of vehicles and people actually required the Gao family to send several sloppy-looking apprentices to clear the traffic to ensure that it would not be stuffed into cans.
Leng Han's off-road vehicle model is very conspicuous, even if there is a car and someone in front of him, he will immediately give way when he looks back.
Na Lisuo wanted to carry himself and the car to hide in the corner, and he didn't dare to take a breath.
In less than ten minutes, Leng Han's car actually drove to the highest point of Lushan Mountain.
At the top of the hill was a very distorted elm tree, with branches like ghost claws, and even the leaves were black and withered, half-dead there.
Under the umbrella cover of the big elm tree, there is a small courtyard made of adobe and thatch, and the door is an old grass-roofed wooden frame door, and the two door panels are crookedly put together, and the wind blows, squeaking and creaking.
Zhao Ziyu swallowed his saliva, "Sister... This, is this a haunted house? ”
Leng Han glared at Zhao Ziyu, "Wait in the car." ”
After saying that, he got out of the car and entered the small courtyard under the eyes of the people who were afraid and afraid to lower their eyebrows.
There are three furnaces in sight, the chimney is more than 20 meters, it has been submerged in the umbrella cover of the big elm tree, and the high temperature is steaming the trunk, it seems that this old elm tree that does not know how many years it has lived should not be half dead, but has long been roasted into a specimen.
There were a few guests standing respectfully in the courtyard, four old men with gray beards and imposing attitudes, and two little boys less than a meter tall.
The children wore gold and silver, and each of them had a gold lock hanging from the boss, which was very shiny.
Next to the tallest of the furnaces, an old man who looked less than a meter six, with a waist thick like an oak wine barrel, was wielding a huge square hammer and bombarding a piece of reddish metal.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
With each sound, a violent gust of wind and heat erupted from under the hammer, and the ground trembled under the hammer.
"Bang dang."
The short and fat old man grabbed the red-hot piece of metal with his bare hands, looked at it twice in front of his eyes, abandoned it like a shoe, and threw it directly into the scrap pile beside him.
"What are you guys doing?"
The short and fat old man's voice shook people's ears like red-hot iron slamming together, not only with a loud noise, but also with a blazing spark.
The four white-bearded old men bent down together and said respectfully,
"Master Gao, let's wait, Zhuge Clan, this is the ancestor grandson Zhuge Ran and Zhuge Guo."
The blast furnace threw the hammer to the people on the side, and the giant hammer was two meters long and wide on the hammer surface alone, and it was impossible to tell how much it weighed.
"Hmph."
It was Lin Chou's grandson Gao Tie, who had seen the blast furnace, who caught the hammer, and he snorted when he was hit by the hammer, and staggered two steps before putting the hammer away, just facing the direction of Leng Han.
The blast furnace came to grandpa,
"Grandpa, Leng Zhongcheng is here."
The blast furnace snorted, "What Zhuge donkey brother, I don't know Lao Tzu, what's the matter with you, don't talk nonsense.... Kindness? The cold girl is here?? Where is it? ”
"Roar, roar, roar."
The laughter of the Humpty Dumpty is reminiscent of the roar of rhinos as they fight for the right to mate.
His face was full of red light, and he left the four old men and walked over to Leng Han.
"Leng girl, what delicious food and drink did you bring to Lao Tzu this time, oh ho ho... Last time I borrowed your birdwing ballista, is it easy to use, is it powerful, is it refreshing? ”
Leng Han snorted coldly,
"After using it once, it broke down, a good arapaima, one spine cut into two sections, and I and the scientific research institute can't make a difference."
The blast furnace snorted, scratching its head,
"Is it too powerful, it's the old man's fault, there was too much work in his hands at that time, and he forgot to adjust it..... Roar, roar, I see which one of the scientific research institutes dares to stand up to me with a cold girl, and the old man doesn't tear off their beards as firewood. ”
Leng Han curled his lips, "Also, didn't you personally promise that the bow given to me that time was as strong as an iron tree.... It was pulled off. ”
The old man's hair was bursting up, and his nostrils were breathing violently,
"Nonsense, that bow, it takes 3,000 kilograms of strength just to pull it into a full moon, how can you break that bow without a ten-ton strength..... Leng girl, didn't you deliberately trouble the old man because you didn't bring me a gift? ”
Leng Han's face was a little red, and he said stubbornly, "No, it's really broken." ”
The two chatted very happily here, and the blast furnace was also happy.
The faces of the four old men over there began to turn blue, you look at me, I look at you, but they didn't dare to show anything.
The two golden-locked dolls don't have so many scruples,
"Crooked, old man, obviously we came first, how can you look for her first?"
The blast furnace ripped off the animal skin apron on his chest, revealing his huge belly, and the neat six swimming rings seemed to have six grinning mouths, almost squirting some hot air out.
His eyes were bigger than a cow, and his mouth was wide open, revealing eight neat steel teeth, real steel teeth.
"Little baby, what are you talking about?"
Zhuge Guo: "Stinky old man, bully children!" ”
Zhuge Ran: "Shame, shame! ”
The blast furnace was furious, "You, four, before the old man gets angry, hurry up and take these two little rabbit cubs, roll out of the furnace mountain, and then dare to come back, the old man will stuff you into the furnace!" ”
The four old men were trembling by the roar, and hurriedly grabbed their little ancestor, with a wry smile on their faces,
"Senior teacher, don't blame the senior teacher, the little baby is not sensible, the little baby is not sensible."
The other said, "Sure enough, apologize to the senior master!" ”
"Hmph, we don't! Stinky old man, stinky old man, stinky old man! ”
"Poof."
Zhao Ziyu came out from behind Leng Han and couldn't help laughing when he saw this scene.
The blast furnace stared at Zhao Ziyu for a long time,
"You have the smell of the old gray surnamed Zhao, who are you?"
Zhao Ziyu said proudly,
"I'm Zhao Ziyu!"
"Yo?" The blast furnace glared at those strange big eyes again, "Little rabbit cub, you are more arrogant than your ancestors, believe it or not, the old man hammered you?" ”
Zhao Ziyu is not afraid,
"You hammer me, I let my grandfather dismantle your volcano!"
Zhuge Guo and Zhuge Ran were ignored for the second time, and their angry little faces were wrinkled,
"That little rabbit.... Woo..."
This time, the four old men didn't dare to let these two little ancestors talk about it - at least the blast furnace was short-tempered and principled, and he wouldn't make a move on the little baby.
As for the Zhao family's way of acting, it has always been unscrupulous, who dares to offend?
"Wow!"
Zhuge Guo and Zhuge Ran opened their teeth and claws under the hands of the old people, eager to pounce on the blast furnace and swallow Zhao Ziyu in one gulp.