Recently, Shan Ye and some other people have been devastated by the scientific research institute of the occurrence committee, and as soon as the front foot left the scientific research institute, the back foot was called by the occurrence committee to talk to each other.

In the words of the mountain master, if it weren't for the money in place, this goods would have broken out long ago.

I haven't been to the restaurant for a few days, why can't I recognize it?

The mountain master stared at the bull's eye, greeting them one by one, and even the title was the same.

"Your Excellency..."

"Your Excellency..."

"Your Excellency..."

"That hairy face, your seniority, it's very big!"

Huang Dashan's heel is soft,

"It's not big, it's not big, compared to all the adults, I'm a scumbag, a scum..."

Wen Chongjiu is still a morality, quietly changing the topic,

"Hmm, what are you holding in your hand that you want to give to Xiaolin?"

Huang Dashan grinned, "Lord Wen, do you know each other, this is a good thing, oh hehehe." ”

Wen Chongjiu and Lin Chou took the small cloth bag and looked at it, there were some gray long strips of plant seeds, some of which were broken, and some of which looked still intact, and the rich aroma stimulated the nostrils.

"Cumin, this is cumin?"

"The research institute... Stolen out?? ”

Huang Dashan smiled stupidly and nodded, looking very proud.

"Some of the seeds are still intact, Brother Lin, you can try all kinds of seeds, hehe..."

To say that Lin Chou is still very surprised, even if there is a mutated clemat rattan to replace cumin after the cataclysm, but after all, it is just a substitute, and the taste is only similar, and the effect is very limited.

Sister Xingxing sniffed it, and there was a greasy expression on Mao's face,

"Ahh.....h What the fuck is this, my grandmother's ashes look like this. ”

“...”

Lin Chou waved his hand,

"It's a good thing, a very good thing...... Let's today! ”

Carefully picking out each intact cumin seed and putting it away, Lin Chou began to prepare all kinds of vegetables and meat for barbecue.

Barbecue, as the most primitive way of cooking human food, has become a culture in itself.

From the barbecue stalls in Mingguang City to the hunters' lunches in the wilderness, this kind of food processing with the smell of fireworks can be said to be known to everyone.

Birds and animals are violent, seafood, fruits and vegetables, as long as they can be placed on the grill, nothing can be baked.

But meat will always be the absolute protagonist of barbecue.

Tender rib beef, the pieces should be large, square, two in a string, with dried cypress branches cut into a skewer.

Lamb, rump and tenderloin, tender and juicy, skewered with belly fat, sprinkled with cumin grains and chopped shallots, marinated slightly.

Pork, the best part is the pork neck, the best pork neck is the perfect combination of fat and muscle, rich in fat, soft and tender taste, of course, with garlic all two halves skewered to make garlic cloves.

Whole lamb leg lamb chops, fresh sea fish, and such as angry frogs, oysters, squid, pork ribs, chicken wings, tendons, brains, potatoes, eggplants, and peppers, there are dozens of kinds of them.

Of course, it also goes well with the barbecue sauce that mixes the indispensable five-spice powder with various spices.

In this, five-spice usually refers to the five more commonly used basic spices, such as fennel, Sichuan pepper, spice, cinnamon, and cloves.

Four grills were lined up, and the red charcoal fire was lit and the grill began.

A group of people are all fifth-order masters, and they don't have any scruples about the materials they choose, from ordinary fruits and vegetables to fourth-order alien beasts, all of them can be served.

In the willow pavilion, on the grass, groups of three or five are sitting or standing waiting for the meal, and some people are carrying cold beer or a jar of colorful snake wine, playing billiards, a harmonious scene.

As wisps of white smoke mixed with the pungent smell of scorching spices, especially cumin, began to drift away, the people in the whole yard turned back frequently,

"Hey, this smell..."

"Why doesn't it taste the same as the barbecue we ate in the wilderness?"

"I've eaten barbecue all my life, but this taste makes me a little unfamiliar!"

The mountain lord worked hard as a waiter, and the running water generally delivered all kinds of freshly baked skewers everywhere, while the potted plants were still selling her discounted drinks.

Wen Chongjiu peeled the peanut shell, a peanut and a sip of wine, graceful, and saw a large iron plate of oil and smoking meat skewers brought up, and frowned a little.

Obviously, this kind of thing is not quite in line with Lord Wen's jade-like painting style.

"Eat, eat, eat!"

Second Uncle Zhao stuffed the skewer into Wen Chongjiu's hand, "Old Wen, why don't you do it?" Waiting for your brother to feed you? ”

Wen Zhongjiu smiled bitterly, picked up a string of white tendons that looked the most thoughtful, and took a bite,

"Huh?? This taste...."

Second Uncle Zhao glanced at him, "Hey, I know that your old boy never eats this kind of thing, tsk, how does this taste?" ”

Wen Chongjiu tasted it carefully, "Very rough, very special, the taste of this cumin... It's bizarre, similar to the flavor of clematine, but more prominent and more intense. ”

In fact, it was very unexpected.

Second Uncle Zhao's face was bored, and he sighed,

"There are so many twists and turns to eat, old boy, I heard that the rice paper for practicing calligraphy in your house is piled up in two rooms?"

Wen Zhongjiu smiled faintly,

"It's just a hobby."

Second Uncle Zhao was bored, and slapped Wen Chongjiu's shoulder, leaving a big handprint of grease twist,

"Damn, you've been a fucking nerd with this wine jar since you were a child, remember how many times your dad slapped you for this?"

Wen heavy wine's face turned black into the bottom of the pot,

"Ahem, decades of old things, don't mention it again."

Where can Second Uncle Zhao let him get his wish, "Hmm, the old man of my family, the old man of your family and the old man of the Leng family, his temper is really surprisingly like a dime, hahaha, and even his mother's posture of beating his son is exactly the same." ”

Wen Chongjiu smiled bitterly, "You forgot, there is also Qin ..... Home that goods. ”

Second Uncle Zhao frowned, "That kid, it's too gloomy, it's not as good as you nerd." ”

Wen Chongjiu took a sip of wine, "What do you mean by being too gloomy, isn't it because the four of us stole a pair of armor from Aunt Yue together, and finally let you hold a grudge against Lao Qin." ”

"Kouhu!" Second Uncle Zhao seemed to have been greatly insulted, "What kind of person is Lao Tzu?" What are you kidding, I'm sorry, Prime Minister Lao Tzu can hold the boat in his belly, I ....."

"Okay, you, mention Lao Qin, that girl from the Qin family, what are you going to do?"

Second Uncle Zhao scratched his head,

"Don't talk about the girl of the Qin family, it's my family.... Girl, I don't know how to say it, Earl Leng's little cub is neat, so he hooked up with one first. ”

Wen Chongjiu glanced at Lin Chou, who was busy behind the grill,

"Good choice."

Second Uncle Zhao bared his teeth, "It's really good." ”

"You said they're so stuffy, aren't they?"

Wen Chongjiu squirted a sip of beer and sprayed Second Uncle Zhao's face, "Get out!" ”

Second Uncle Zhao didn't care, wiped his face,

"Well, that's not yet? Tsk, that's what my girl, hehe! ”

"How do I know, neurotic you...."

.......

Lin Chou is very satisfied with this kind of scene, this is life, well, the postmodern life of the last days.

One person masturbates, masturbation is the mood, two people masturbate, masturbation is tacit understanding, a group of people masturbate, masturbation is the rivers and lakes.

Skewers are a profound art, and a plate of peanuts, edamame, and cucumbers is always sandwiched between beer and barbecue.

Chatting and snorting, carrying a bottle of beer to drink.

As the saying goes, when is the spring flower and autumn moon, the past is eating barbecue.

It doesn't matter if you don't shoot cucumbers without edamame, but.

"It always feels like something is missing." Lin Chou said.

The potted plants looked like they had a lot of harvest today, and the smiling eyebrows were not visible, and when they heard the words, they bypassed the big-breasted sister who was giving Lin Chou a hand, and said in a shy,

"Brother worried, if there is no music, when you are masturbating, how can you not have two subwoofers to stand up and accept praise?"

"Bass... Cannon, what kind of weapon is it? Sounds dangerous. ”

Potted plants hey smile,

"Brother worried, look at you."

The potted plant rummaged through the treasure bag that never left him, and he found four speakers the size of a square head, placed in four directions around the crowd.

She narrowed her eyes, coughed twice, and solemnly announced to everyone,

"Ahem, you have ears, this is a real artistic treasure before the cataclysm, the best song, there is no one, of course, it is also the singer that Aunt Ben admires the most, hum, it's free, I don't charge your money! Cheap you guys! ”

The crowd was speechless.

"Dangdang, dangdang, it's time to begin!"

A crisp rhythm flowed out of the speaker like a spring water, and then, a lazy and soft female voice sang,

“Remembering me

discover and see

All over the orld

she's knon as a girl...”

The lively scene seems to have been pressed the stop button,

"What kind of bird is this?"

"Lao Tzu listened to it for a long time, but he didn't understand a word."

"Well, it's... Pre-Cataclysm, right? ”

Although no one could understand it, the rhythm and elasticity of the violent crashes in the music were so strong that you couldn't help but feel the urge to keep listening.

“God is a girl

herever you are

Do you believe it can you recieve it?

God is a girl

hatever you say

Do you believe it can you recieve it?”

When the song came to an end, someone finally couldn't help but say,

"The pre-cataclysmic song is good, but .... He didn't understand what the bird was singing, in a word, it was far worse than the peony pavilion of the white family. ”

"But it feels like it's very compelling."

"Hey, this thing, others don't understand you, that's called force...... If others don't understand you and you don't understand, what's the point? ”

"Stop, stop, stop!!"

"Humph!"

The potted plant raised his head, his face full of disdain,

"A good song needs to go through the baptism of life and death, although the past is not there, but the familiar melody will be forever frozen in time and space in the way of artistic life without beginning and end, this song can make you understand what the meaning of life is!"

Isn't the meaning of life Yes Or No? Everyone already knows this.

The bonsai felt despised and was anxious,

"This is the Divine Comedy! Do you understand the Divine Comedy? ”

"Uh...."

"I don't understand."

"Little girl, let's listen to an excerpt from everyone, and read it in white!"

This person's proposal has harvested a lot of empty wine bottles and soles, and here is a hot beer and skewers, you told us to let the door listen to Du Liniang of the Peony Pavilion?

That scene is really harmonious and weird, just thinking about it makes people can't help but sweat all over their bodies.

Have you grown your heart?

You're insulting the barbecue.... No, you're insulting everyone!

At this time, Wen Zhongjiu spoke, and his tone was full of humility,

"Well, I personally, I still have a little bit of research in English, this word, translated should be 'the god is a daughter, no matter where you are, can you believe and accept'? Ahem, it's ugly... Contemptible people have limited abilities, and this translation may be very different from the actual meaning. ”

The applause came from the admiration of the bewildered crowd for the rich five-car learners.

However, the bonsai is very arrogant,

"How far from practical? It's not just a big deal, it's a world of difference, my aunt and grandmother told you, how can you understand the deeper meaning of this song, in this song, there is a praise for love, there is a yearning for all the good things in the world, there is a praise for life, and ....."

Second Uncle Zhao grinned, "Green girl, what you said is so evil, tell me first, what is the name of this song?" ”

The potted plant was very annoyed by the title of green girl, and rolled her delicate little eyes.

"Listen, this song, it's called..."

"Heaven is unfair!"

"Poof."

Wen Chongjiu sprayed another sip of beer on Second Uncle Zhao's face, his fingers trembling and pointing at the potted plants, his mouth was crooked.

"God is a girl—Heaven is unfair??"

It's not a male, but it's fucking.....

Second Uncle Zhao wiped his face, squinted at the warm wine, and the anger jumped up,

"Heaven is unfair, when will grandma be fair?"

"Roast leg of lamb is coming~~"

Lin Chou personally carried a huge plate with golden rock lamb legs piled up in a pyramid shape.

Second Uncle Zhao's attention was attracted all of a sudden, and he threw off his arms to greet him, "Haha, leg of mutton, your second uncle is here!" ”

Lin Chou was still trembling and walking forward, but he didn't know that Second Uncle Zhao had rushed up.

"Bang!"

Second Uncle Zhao was like a kite with broken wings, rolling over three times in a row, and slapping on the ground with a click.

“....”

Lin Chou put the baking tray on the ground, taking it for granted that everyone's eyes had been attracted by his Lin roast leg of lamb.

Said proudly,

"See, the skin is golden and crispy, the inside is rich in fat and juicy, this is a good fourth-order rock leg of mutton..."

Sister Xingxing touched a piece of roast lamb leg and stuffed it into her mouth and chewed it with a click,

"Xiaolin, do you feel that you have hit something?"

“？？？”

Sister Xingxing sighed, her eyes were pityful,

"Xiao Er, let my sister take a look, is Xiao Qiao's buttocks swollen."

Second Uncle Zhao got up from the ground, he was crazy, the mud on his head mixed with the wet wine had turned into mud, flowing unscrupulously,

"What the hell is going on!!"

Lin Chou sighed, scratched his head,

"That's... This is what I hit?? ”