I can't tell what color Huang Dashan's face is, in short, it is very exciting, and there is a kind of excitement where the whole family is holding a meeting on his face.

A cloud of tears rolled down Yeluan's eyes, with a little light in the stars.

She looked into the eyes of the mountain master, and her voice was slightly hoarse because her neck was choked,

"Rough face."

"Domineering voice."

"Bronzed skin."

"There is still a dangerous light in the eyes."

"Man, you are still the same as when we first met, and you haven't changed at all."

There were not only tears flowing from those eyes, but also emotions that were so delicate that they didn't want to make people think deeply.

“...”

Crying, crying?

In the face of such a sincere soul interrogation five consecutive blows, the mountain master was shaky.

Women's tears, men's deadly poison.

Even the most heartless man does not want to see any woman cry in front of him.

What's more, it's still such a delicate beauty.

The more domineering and dictatorial the man, the more so, because that makes the man feel incompetent.

Shan Ye looked down at the cold liquid on the back of his hand, a little stunned.

But the hand holding Yeluan involuntarily gradually let go.

“...”

The bald head rubbed his eyes and smiled obscenely,

"Eighteenth Master, with your old experience, what should be the development method of the plot?"

The corners of Bai Eighteen's mouth twitched, and he glared at his bald head without speaking.

Shen Feng pouted,

"No wonder your old boy has been single for decades, and even the girls standing on the street in the alley don't look down on you, four, eight, four stupid, development is a fart, development, just two words!"

"What, what two words?!"

I only heard the white dome roar urgently,

"It's moving, it's going to be up, old Shen, the second spring of Master Huang, it's really coming, it's very lively now."

“...”

Ren is just a random person, and if he is taken by a beautiful woman like a flower, he will probably laugh at two hundred and five, or simply order it, and smoke it with a happy sound.

It's a good thing, a pie in the sky, I can't find it with a lantern.

But when this big beauty who confessed to you is the one you once beat as a punching bag, and there is still a Hedong lion king entrenched in her own home, the situation is so complicated.

Well, it's complicated.

Uncle Huang's eyes were dazed, just out of a man's instinct to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, he grinned in his throat,

"That, can you hold back your crying, long-dropping good-looking girls, crying ugly."

“...”

The white dome patted his head,

"Fuck, Huang Dashan took the wrong medicine."

Yeluan blinked his eyes when he heard this, and he twitched, but he did not cry anymore, and he smiled with pear blossoms and rain at Huang Dashan.

Master Huang breathed a sigh of relief and nodded,

"That's good, Zi once said: a woman who loves to laugh will never have too small breasts."

The bald head continued to scratch his head, and his shiny head without a single hair could not delay his dandruff like snowflakes.

"What do you mean, a woman who loves to laugh doesn't have too small breasts... How does this work? ”

The white dome was disdainful,

"Don't say that you are from the Jianfeng team when you go out in the future, I can't afford to lose that person."

“？？？”

He hates that iron can't become steel, "Pig brains, happy and sad!" ”

“？？？”

White Dome rolled his eyes and ignored the guy again.

The weather has been too hot lately, and his big bald head may be too focused, and he has boiled all his brains into porridge.

Shen Feng added,

"Raise the cup, raise the cup!"

Shen Feng's voice was a little loud, and Ye Luan obviously heard the conversation of several people, and sneered, full of charm.

flew a big bundle of spinach to someone Huang,

"Well, you'll say something nice."

The sheaf of spinach was a bit heavy, and it carried some kind of deadly bioelectricity.

Huang Dashan is a stumbling one,

"Ahem, ahem... Hahaha..."

The bald head is full of question marks and exclamation marks,

"That's good? This fucking is obviously a SQK in human skin, hey...... Is there something wrong with this woman's brain? ”

Shen Feng sighed, deeply regretting the idea of bald heads,

"Brother, my brother advises you, cherish the swallows well."

The white dome also nodded solemnly,

"After all, there are not many blind women in this world, and if the swallow can take a fancy to you, maybe it is a blessing that you have cultivated by being a green-haired turtle for thousands of years in your previous life."

The bald head looked at the swallow stupidly, and the swallow rolled his eyes and skimmed his plump lips,

"As far as he is, the turtle lady will not look down on him for ten lifetimes, hey, his existence is the most powerful proof of the word extremely smart."

The swallow opened her long legs and swayed her graceful body into the small restaurant.

The bald head is very angry and wronged,

"No, that's not ......"

Shen Feng patted his bald shoulder, and said seriously,

"Brother, didn't my brother say you, even the boy chicken is smarter than you, do you know what is the most unacceptable thing for a woman in this world?"

"What's it?"

"The first is to be pretty."

"And the second?"

"Second, of course, it's better to be pretty!"

“...”

Dare to ask, yes, what's the difference?

Shen Feng and Bai Qiongshou exchanged a knowing look, and the corners of their mouths hung with a comfortable smile that was unique to men at certain times,

"There are two ways for a woman to become beautiful, one is to make her face beautiful, and the other is to make her body beautiful."

"No woman can refuse to be convex and plump and round."

The white dome answered,

"Just like a man, no one will refuse to be bigger, unless the pants can't be tucked in."

“...”

The bald boy carefully thought about it, and then said in an extremely affirmative tone,

"What does that have to do with that....... That sentence, no matter how you listen to it, it's all teasing, right? ”

Bai Eighteen Ye finally couldn't bear this mountain cannon anymore, and kicked him to the ground.

"Fuck your grandma, there's no use for farts when you're supposed to be serious, and you're blind when you're not serious, you should die! Lao Tzu will help you for free! ”

Shen Feng looked relieved.

Bai Qiongshou kicked hard, feeling that his depressed mood was relieved a lot, and sighed,

"Niang, when I see you Lao Tzu, I have an urge to shout, get out of the way."

For this kind of stupid stuff, you can accept it psychologically, you can't accept it physiologically, physiologically acceptable, you must not have asked for the opinion of the prostate.

...

Huang Dashan's entire mind was blank, and his mouth was extremely dry.

Who am I?

Where am I?

Where am I going?

What is the meaning of this world?

What the hell is this, why?

"Ahh That one... No... I... Lin, Lin Chou, Brother Lin, drink some water on the whole day, I'm dying of thirst. ”

Huang Dashan hurriedly raised his feet and left, and a silver-haired woman seemed to be coated with a layer of holy light against the background of the yellow clouds in the sky, blocking the way of the mountain master.

Huang Dashan was stupid, his heart chuckled, and the corners of his mouth trembled.

No, it's not.

Come back!

What the hell is she, she, what the hell is she going to do??

Tong Shengmei's immature voice is as crisp as a yellow bird,

"Lord Huang, I'm going to join the Sword Blade Team."

Shan Ye breathed a sigh of relief, and suddenly felt that this world was indeed the world he was familiar with, and waved his hand,

"So that's the case, then you wait, Lao Tzu will drink saliva and then break with you."

The three women followed Huang Dashan into the small restaurant, Bai Qiong chattered and patted his thighs,

"No, it seems that Lao Tzu is the captain of the Sword Blade team!"