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At this time, Zheng Mingshuang was also very anxious.

You must know that a man with a noble buttocks, his face is red, his eyes are blue, his forehead is sweaty, and his muscles are tense, which does not necessarily prove that he is cool (Zheng Mingshuang: ??? up.

In fact, it is very likely that you just want to find a pit to squat in.

Zheng Mingshuang's stomach was drumming frantically, and the sound of a few boys eating vegetables and drinking soup next to him contrasted with each other, almost fake.

"It's good that it wasn't found."

While Zheng Mingshuang breathed a sigh of relief, he also became more and more anxious.

How many mouthfuls can that bowl of soup hold?

Lao Tzu's stomach has no intention of stopping at all!

"Old, boss."

Zheng Mingshuang bowed slightly, looking very reserved and polite.

"Excuse me, do you have a bathroom here?"

Lin Chou sighed,

"Nope."

"Ah~ this can be had."

"Not really."

"This can really be had, my dear boss!"

Huang Dashan twisted his face, his expression was quite hideous,

"Boy, are you here to find fault?"

"Uh..."

Zheng Mingshuang was disappointed and didn't dare to say anything.

After a while, he was anxious and stomped around, and he saw the sexy woman in leather pants and long legs on the table next to Miss Jiang got up and said,

"I'm going to the bathroom to make up some makeup, do you want to go with Sister Night?"

Ye Luan smiled,

"People are felons in the base city, and they don't have money to buy cosmetics!"

Swallow waved his hand proudly,

"Whoever recidivates or doesn't reoffend, it's all sisters... Use mine! ”

At this time, the swallow was muttering in his heart,

Repeated?

Maybe one day I'll have to call you a felon sister-in-law!

With that, the two of them went out the back door of the kitchen.

Zheng Mingshuang's neat white teeth were about to be crushed, and he looked at Lin Chou viciously,

"Boss, didn't you say there are no bathrooms here?"

Lin Chou spread his hands,

"You're a woman too? I'm really sorry, forgive me for not recognizing it. ”

Zheng Mingshuang choked,

"Didn't I say what you mean?"

The mountain master shrouded Zheng Mingshuang again with the love claws of the spitting stars,

"Little rabbit cub, are you stupid or what, there is no men's toilet here, don't understand?!"

"It's wilderness! As for your caterpillar, the bigger birds can't look at it, and you're afraid of a cow. ”

"I haven't heard a word: as long as you bow your head, there are thatched buildings everywhere... Ma slipped away and found a leeward place to solve the problem. ”

Zheng Mingshuang opened his mouth twice, but he didn't dare to refute at all.

Don't look at him in Shangcheng District, he is calling for wind and rain under the name of the Zheng family, but he really doesn't have the courage to face a fierce hunter.

His life as a young master is precious, En.......

Let's just let this rammed goods take advantage of the lip, anyway, Young Master Ben won't be short of meat.

Zheng Dashao glanced twice,

"Which of you goes to the bathroom? Together..."

A large group of men with disgusted faces,

"I'm eating, I'm going to go by myself, disgusting!"

"I don't have any eyesight at all, get out, I disturbed the uncle's Yaxing."

Obviously, that's the difference between a man and a woman.

Zheng Mingshuang touched his nose, and almost turned these eight generations of grandchildren upside down in his heart.

This is not right, could it be that the person surnamed Lin poisoned Young Master Ben?

Why don't they have anything to do with it?

Helpless, Zheng Mingshuang had no choice but to run to the back mountain by himself.

As he passed by, he stared for a long, long time at the locked carved wooden door with the words "women's bathroom" written on it.

"Squeak."

The door opened, and Yeluan and Yanzi walked out holding hands while talking and laughing.

"Ahh

Yeluan was taken aback when she saw a man with bad intentions standing at the door of the bathroom.

Swallow's performance is very social, and she is a very first sister.

A flash of light in the hand,

"Click!"

A whip mark emitting white smoke appeared at Zheng Mingshuang's feet, and the hard bluestone was neatly cut in half.

"Look, look at your grandma, I'm willing to see your mother go home, get out!"

Zheng Mingshuang was so frightened that he ran away with his ass twisted and pinched.

The two women's eyes were very strange, and Yan Zi said,

"Compared with his walking posture, my mother thinks I'm a pure man."

"Hee-hee..."

Zheng Mingshuang heard the conversation between the two women, and one stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

I was sad and indignant in my heart, do you think Lao Tzu wants to do this!!

...

In the dining room, Su Wangwang and the others had already eaten and drunk enough, patting their bellies and wiping their mouths with satisfaction.

"Hey, everyone said, Zheng Mingshuang, this old boy, was hollowed out by the color of wine, so he just drank a few glasses of wine, and hurriedly looked for toilets all over the ground."

"The kidneys are bad, for sure."

"Hey, my old man, if you are in your seventies, you can still find me a little ninth aunt, I will talk to the old man another day, ask for a secret recipe for Zheng Da to use less, and ensure that thirty is like a wolf and forty is like a tiger!"

"It's not that you wait, I will take it for Comrade Zheng first, but these thirty are like wolves and forty are like tigers, if I remember correctly, I mean women, right?"

"Oh? Right... Don't care about these details, hello everyone, that's really good, it doesn't matter if he's a man or a woman! ”

"Quack, quack..."

A group of men laughed badly.

"Hey... No way... My belly..."

"Oops, I'm not good either, my stomach hurts, how can there be a toilet, boss? Hurry up, hurry up! ”

"Haha, just after paying attention to others, retribution is coming.... Ay?? .... Hiss... Belly..."

A group of people cried at the counter and called their mother, Lin Chou was helpless, and pointed behind his head,

"Follow the arrow!"

"What arrows?"

Well, of course, it's a new invention of the groove system.

"Hell dish... I'll settle accounts with you when I go back, your dish is poisonous! ”

Everyone hurriedly walked to the back mountain with their stomachs covered, and when they looked up, they saw a bright wooden sign standing by the well.

There is not only beautiful calligraphy on it, but also two small figures, a man and a woman.

The little female figure wears a skirt with pigtails and a left-turning arrow next to it.

The male villain wears a flat-headed suit and tie, followed by a right-turn arrow.

"There really are arrows..."

A group of gentlemen had to grit their teeth and turn right and run quickly, seeing that they were all about to run to the edge of the fence, and a left arrow came out.

“...”

What else can I do, keep running.

I don't know how many arrows there are along the way, and when everyone comes back, the small restaurants behind them have become matchboxes—the damn has already run to the foot of the mountain.

"There is a toilet outside here→"

A group of people saw the light and happily passed through the two pitcher plants.

No matter what etiquette, righteousness, honesty and shame the nobles taught, they untied their belts.

After squatting, there is a neat row of large white pears.

At this moment, a dragon-like vine fell silently from behind them.

The vine is dark green, with scaly horns on its surface and a large mouth at the end.

Nepenthes-kun's big mouth opened and closed, and he swept it lightly in disgust, like driving away flies.

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