Chapter 420: A Shot of Brother Useless
At this time, the mountain behind the small restaurant, the other side of the mountain stream.
A figure covered in black mud rolled down, its head shattering several smaller rocks and nearly falling headlong off the cliff.
"Phew!"
Qin Wuyong spit out the grass leaves in his mouth, and said to the camera with a face,
"Ladies and gentlemen, after ... I don't know if it's a few days of trekking, and I don't know if I'm going in the right direction, I'm probably very close to the light, and at this moment, I only have one thing to say. ”
"It's so damn dangerous in the wilderness, especially at night, God knows how many strange beasts have come out of there, including the one that I don't know what it is...... Brother Useless is lucky, not only did he save a bad life, but he didn't even suffer much from injuries, and he had a bit of a surprise! ”
Qin Wuyong had only one white tooth on his body, carrying a straw skewer with a bunch of happy shrimp and crabs hanging on it.
The barrage rolled through a barrage of 666 and ridicule,
"Haha, Brother Useless looks like a pure savage."
"Nonsense, at least the wild man has a short skirt with a fur crotch that won't be damaged."
Qin Wuyong's face turned red, and he tried to cover it with his pants that were shredded into strips of cloth,
"Smile and laugh, what's so funny, let me tell you, this shrimp and crab, see it, it's fat, wait for me to stop and get it right, your saliva will flow like a river."
"Dude, I didn't expect to spend thousands of bionic camouflage customized in Ellis to be so cowardly, not to mention strange beasts, a few broken tribulus terrestris can blow this thing out."
"Brother, I'm afraid your crab is crippled, and Huang Bu is sick."
", useless brother, behind you, look behind you!"
"it, run!"
Qin Wuyong saw that the barrage was not in the limelight, and subconsciously rolled forward and flipped out more than ten meters away, and the jungler knife in his hand shook off a few beautiful knife flowers, his face was cold.
"Poof."
A huge bear face peeked out from under the cliff of the mountain stream, and it seemed that it had been watching his performance for a long time, and then it sneezed disdainfully, and floated in the other direction to feel the breeze blowing.
"What kind of beast is this, so big!"
"Oh my God, the wilderness is horrible."
Qin Wuyong was not surprised or rejoiced,
"Ahaha, guys, friends, the good luck of the useless brother is here, the old guys who watched the live broadcast some time ago, have you heard of the Lin family's restaurant?"
"This is the pet of the owner of the Lin family's restaurant, don't look so huge, in fact, it is very pleasing, it is said that he loves to eat bamboo shoots and corn-flavored hard candy... Belch... It's a pity that the useless brother didn't have anything on him except flint and jungler knives, otherwise it would allow you to feel the power of the rolling adults up close. ”
Qin Wuyong wiped his face,
"I'll see... Ha ha... Look there, see no... The wooden house on the hillside at the other end of the mountain stream, that is the Lin family's restaurant, luck can not be stopped, last time I also made a bet with Boss Lin to eat drunk shrimp, I didn't expect it, death is above, fate always favors those who work hard. ”
barrage
"I'll do this bowl of chicken soup first, you feel free."
“...”
"Please, useless brother, does that magical Boss Lin's pet also include a... Dragon??? ”
Qin Wuyong bared his teeth,
"Dragon, what dragon, half-crocodile, I also heard that Lin's restaurant also has this dish, hehe... Even useless brothers can't afford to eat, I'm sorry everyone. ”
barrage
"No, it's not."
"Alive, in the mountain stream."
The useless brother glanced at the bottom of the mountain stream and almost didn't pull it over.
The small stream was almost completely filled, and a golden python hundreds of meters long fell there with such a big thorn, as if it was sleeping, and the extremely oppressive power of the rank seemed to rise with the updraft in the mountain stream.
"Mom..."
Qin Wuyong swallowed half a catty of saliva,
"This, this, this, fifth-order python... No, this is the golden thread! ”
Qin Wuyong was shirtless, straightening his bow tie or tie that didn't exist,
"Friends, guys, this may be the last time Brother Useless will broadcast live for you, you may never see Brother Useless's handsome and majestic figure in the future, give you a popular science, what is shown in front of you is the fifth-order Golden Thread Jiao, which is known as invincible in the same level, the advanced body of the Iron Wire Black Python, it looks like the body length is probably about 500 meters, not to mention that Brother Useless has a small third order, even the fifth order, I'm afraid I can't beat it.... Well, it's not that you can't beat it, it's that the possibility of escaping is slim. ”
The strings of rewards floated for a long time without stopping, Qin Wuyong's mouth was crooked when he smiled, and he still had to maintain the appearance of being about to be heroic.
Dangerous fart, Qin Wuyong knows the terrifying identity of the sixth-order alien beast of the rolling adult, and the idle alien beast dares to run rampant under the nose of its old man?
Not to mention the five-hundred-meter-long Golden Thread Jiao, even the five-thousand-meter-long Golden Thread Dragon has long been eaten and wiped clean.
barrage
"Useless brother, then you don't take advantage of it not waking up, let it go quickly, beep an egg!"
“666”
"Lao Tzu believes in your evil!"
At this moment, a revised, unusually conspicuous color floated red,
"The user master Dunru rewarded a third-order source crystal aura, and left a message: Qin Wuyong, wait for me, I'll go out of the city, if you kid dare to eat alone, you just wait to live on the streets!"
", finally see the third-order source crystal aura! This one is 100,000 circulation points! ”
"What is this, the teacher can scare your little heart out when he rewards him, have you seen a million rewards, three million to eat a bowl of wontons, have you heard of it?"
"Hold a grass!"
"The local tyrant begs for the thigh!"
"↑↑↑, don't think, the thigh is mine!"
"The leg hair is mine."
"Shut up, this leg hair pendant, I'm *** decided!"
"Don't go upstairs, you have the ability to show your ID."
Finally, a sober person found out that something was wrong,
"Wait, what the teacher said, useless brother, you lied to us just now?"
"Unscrupulous anchors pay me back my hard-earned money!"
"Yes, pay us back our hard-earned money, I gave a reward of five hundred just now."
"I'm five thousand."
"Don't make any noise, Lao Tzu was excited just now, and rewarded 200 million plus a recorder's LCD screen."
"The taste upstairs is truly unique, rbqrbq."
"Ren Baoqiang: Can you stop pronouncing the abbreviation of Lao Tzu's name? Did Lao Tzu provoke you? ”
“...”
Qin Wuyong shrank his neck, pretending not to be invisible, covering his half-leaking buttocks, carrying a bunch of shrimp and crabs and running away quickly.
He smiled while running,
"It's slipped, useless brother will cross this mountain stream first."
Qin Wuyong lost the embarrassment of rolling on the ground just now, and his body was very athletic.
Wangmei can quench your thirst, not to mention the small restaurant in front of you?
The vast majority of ordinary people, when they are exhausted, what they look forward to most is nothing more than a big bed and a full meal, and of course Qin Wuyong's is the same.