The face Niu Lanshan felt that the dignity of his old face had been trampled on inhumanely, and his mood was quite unpleasant.

I was in a bad mood and naturally needed to vent, so I raised my feet and went to Wei Fatzi's house, hey, I want to see Lao Tzu's jokes? There are no doors!

It's just a coincidence that Wen Chongjiu and Wei Tianxing are sitting in the pavilion in the courtyard chatting.

There are a few small dishes on the small table, and there is a good Qingquan Mountain on the altar.

When Wei Tianxing saw Niu Lanshan coming, he said with a smile,

"Yo, Peng Shen, see the powerful Uncle Niu from the Black Shen Sea below."

Niu Lanshan shook his face,

"Where did you get all this nonsense."

"It's not a few years older than me, is it, ha."

Wei Tianxing scratched his head,

"Don't you hold a grudge, right? On the city wall, didn't I say that I was in a hurry, and I wouldn't dare next time... Hehe, old cow, you have a lot of adults, what if you spare it next time? ”

"Flim tongue, what kind of grudge do I have, what kind of foot hair or this, do I hold a grudge?"

Isn't this a grudge?

Niu Lanshan snorted,

"To be serious, how many of you are also a sixth-order, and you are not going to go to the Black Army?"

Wei Tianxing shook his head,

"I'm at my age, and I'm cultivating the ability to turn into a sword with refined blood, I'm afraid I won't be able to pass that hurdle, and I won't be able to help if I go to the Black Sinking Sea."

Niu Lanshan frowned,

"My sister told you before the review and interview, you can use this ability less, you can use it less, you don't need it, why do you still promote so quickly? Your bloodline is so strong? ”

“...”

Wei Tianxing was embarrassed all of a sudden,

"Something unexpected, hehe, unexpected."

"Hmph."

"Qingyu, give you Lanshan... Uncle took a pair of dishes and chopsticks, and then a wine glass. ”

Wei Qingyu wore a navy blue long skirt, and she was still bright and moving without powder.

"Uncle Niu~"

The wrinkles on the black and thin Niu Lanshan's face suddenly smiled, and he took out a string of wooden beads with deep color lines, and the beads collided with a metallic sound like "knock knock", which was obviously not ordinary.

"Hmm, okay, this is Qingyu? Come, this string of beads is collected, seeking good fortune to avoid misfortune and beauty and beauty, and it can also regulate body functions and anti-aging, which is very good for girls, well, the fragrance of the beads is also very good. ”

Wei Qingyu gave a crisp sigh,

"Thank you, Uncle Niu!"

"Well... Go, go, go. ”

Niu Lan Mountain turned his head to Wei Tianxingdao,

"Fortunately, Lao Tzu was prepared, otherwise wouldn't he have made a fool of himself in front of the juniors, you kid, you didn't have a good heart!"

Wei Tianxing smiled bitterly,

"Old Niu, what's wrong with you today, so angry? From the time I entered the door to the present, the net number has fallen on me. ”

Niu Lanshan's eyes widened,

"If you are like the Wen family's boy, Lao Tzu will count you down??"

“...”

Wen Zhongjiu also laughed,

"Cow... The lord laughed, Lao Wei is now a sixth-order body, and I am still far behind. ”

"Sixth-order, sixth-order has a fart, no matter how strong the ability is, it's not as helpful as that kid?"

Wei Tianxing and Wen Chongjiu looked at each other, revealing a clear expression.

Needless to say, this must have touched Lin Chou's nose.

Wei Tianxing didn't answer this at all, as if he hadn't heard it,

"Come, my Lord Niu, eat vegetables, I have hired a new chef, this is his carefully cooked brazier crispy eel slices, crispy and fresh aftertaste, you must try it."

Niu Lan Mountain is not angry,

"Eat, eat, eat, you know to eat, what's the use of eating so much!"

Wei Tianxing said slyly,

"Evolved people need a lot of energy, don't eat where the energy source comes from, the law of conservation of mass and energy is there, right?"

Niu Lanshan snorted coldly,

"Phew, can I improve the quality of conservation? This law is generally used in nuclear fusion and nuclear fission before the cataclysm, mass loss is counted in grams, you have to eat a few catties or more than a dozen catties for a meal, and you have an ark reactor in your stomach? Or are you going to destroy the world? ”

“...”

Wei Tianxing and Wen Zhongjiu looked at each other.

This old guy in a gray cloth robe and a crutch, who can pinch his fingers and tell fortunes if he carries a white cloth sail, can actually tell the head of this advanced theory before the cataclysm, it is simply ...... In a frenzy!!

Wei Tianxing swallowed his saliva, he had heard about the news of Niulan Mountain, he had heard some of it.

"Well, you don't tell fortunes now? Started researching science? ”

Niu Lanshan opened his mouth and scolded,

"What the hell is called fortune telling, don't mention those things of feudal superstition in front of Lao Tzu, and the contemptible people are also the last batch of technicians who have caught up with the first building exam, and they are serious 800 national first-class architects, and they also show people feng shui on weekdays... Ahem, architectural layout and the like, make money for tobacco and alcohol. ”

“...”

Wei Tianxing was really shocked by this old guy's righteous and awe-inspiring appearance,

"One, one building? What year did you take the exam? ”

Niu Lanshan pinched his fingers and counted,

"Well, I took the exam on May 15, the eighty-eighth year of the New Era calendar, and I took the book on the day of the exam."

The corners of Wei Tianxing's mouth twitched, are you old and faster than your driver's license?

Niu Lanshan said with a smile,

"At that time, the building of the Construction Bureau had not yet sunk into the sea, and a group of us fished out a lot of things, but we sold them for a good price..."

Not an imposter yet! The two laughed without saying a word and had a drink.

Niu Lanshan woke up from his memories,

"What's that, that kid surnamed Lin, you two hurry up and get it for me, otherwise it's my sister who will come next time."

"Poof!"

"The prehistoric witch is coming back??"

The two of them said in unison so angrily that Niu Lanshan stared at him, and said angrily,

"My sister is in charge of this screening, my sister is not as good as me, well, I guess it's the idea of taking my brother-in-law away, I don't know if it can be done..."

"Xue Zhen? It's impossible, there is a Xue Guangyuan above the Xue family, and only Xue Mingfang is left below-I don't think that kid is as good as Xue Mingyang, how could Lao Xue leave without anyone taking care of Bafang Building. ”

Niu Lanshan looked impatient,

"The two rabbit cubs, I can't wait to pinch them to death directly, and I want to take advantage of Lao Tzu's favor and share...... By the way, why don't you watch from the walls? Lao Tzu is not a thousand instructions..."

"Yes, you can dissipate your anger first, the living corpse beasts are busy making trouble with each other, and they don't have time to take care of the bright light of the high pond in the city, I don't think they can tell the winner for a while, so they will come back first."

Niu Lanshan nodded,

"Lao Tzu will go first, don't forget what I just said, that kid must join the Black Army, just this year!"

Wei Tianxing spread his hands,

"I'm okay with this, that kid is still a first-order now, and Mingguang hasn't degenerated enough to let a first-order newcomer participate in the war, what do you say?"

Niu Lanshan went away angrily, scolding and scolding,

"Who dares to say that he is a first order? FNNDCGP！ ”

Wei Tianxing slapped his thigh,

"It's miserable, I was reminded of it... Isn't this old guy really going to study these rules? ”

Gentle wine,

"You are a fan of the authorities, Leng Han is still in the bright light, where does Lin Chou want this kid to go? With the cold family's extremely protective temperament... Hehe. ”

Wei Tianxing poured a glass of wine,

"That's right, from childhood to adulthood, you have a lot of eyes on this barrel!"

"Wait, how does this old guy know where you live?"

"If you ask me, I'll ask who to go, when their old antiques are in the wind and rain in Mingguang, I still wear open crotch pants!"

"Are you still wetting the bed?"

"Get out!"