Chapter 493: Singles' Day Special (Part I)
Woman's voice.
"Hee-hee, the man my king fancies... It's really different. ”
Another old female voice.
"How can the king's vision be compared? Don't look at it, don't look at it, saliva is going to flow out, hurry up, is the thing to prepare ready? The prince of the left bank is about to wake up, don't delay the business. ”
"Mama, don't be so stingy, we can't see half a man a year, it's good to let the sisters take a second look and have a good time!"
"Little hoof, do you want Grandma to go to the dining room and bring you a cucumber again?"
"Hee-hee..."
There seemed to be a group of little girls chattering in their ears, Huang Dashan sat up with his head covered,
"Your mother, this black-skinned ghost is really iron, hiss... It hurts Grandpa Dashan to death. ”
"Your Royal Highness the Prince of the Left Bank, are you awake?"
"What left... it... How did you guys get in!! ”
Huang Dashan pulled the quilt, shrank to the corner of the bed, and stared at the smiling maid in ancient costume standing under the big bed.
Lao Tzu is a righteous man and a gentleman, and the land of fireworks has never been touched by a leaf in the flowers, if Lao Tzu's mother-in-law knows, won't the big teeth be hammered off?
"This, this, making a movie? What's the situation? ”
A gentle smile tugged at the wrinkled face of the old lady who spoke,
"Your Royal Highness, I hope you don't embarrass me and wait for me... Come, wait for His Royal Highness the Prince to bathe and change his clothes, and prepare for the ceremony. ”
"Yes~"
A group of more than 30 maids immediately surrounded Huang Dashan, tearing clothes and wiping their faces, busy and busy.
Seven or eight delicate and delicate little hands held small scissors and met unexpectedly under the armpit of the mountain master, and no one refused to back down from each other, so they almost fought on the spot.
Is this going to help Lao Tzu trim those flowers and plants?
The aroma was fragrant and intoxicating, and the whole person was stunned.
I gritted my teeth and was just about to condense the origin, but I held it for a long time, and I didn't even hold back a fart.
"I... What the hell..."
"Hee-hee~ The prince's muscles are so strong, like stones."
A maid with a good face said shyly.
The round-faced maid next to her had already turned red, and her tone trembled,
"Eun, it's so hot! Well~! ”
There was a wet feeling in the eyes of many maids, and the sound of warblers and swallows was full of hands and feet.
His current strength can't even resist these ordinary women, so he can only let them do it.
Tears of remorse of humiliation flowed from the corners of Shan Ye's eyes.
(Hey, Niang Xipi, the emperor's enjoyment...) Ahem, the sky has not learned, this is not Lao Tzu's voluntary, Lao Tzu is really forced! Hiss... )
"Damn, who touched Lao Tzu's ass!"
"Whose hand is it in front of..."
"Oops! Touch it, touch it, what are you doing hiding Lao Tzu's hair..."
...
Two hours later, the mountain lord, who was covered with the sulfur of the boiling spring and the fragrance of flowers, was carried out by sixteen female guards with big shoulders and round waists, and her eyes were dull, and the whole person was like a lump of fish meat on the chopping board, snow-white and dazzling.
The power of the sulfur boiling spring is not covered, and the mountain master feels that even the belt meat has been rubbed off at least ten catties and eight catties, and his whole body is fluttering and fluttering.
Under the guarded eyes of the female guards, the group of maids rushed over again, twitching their eyebrows and lips, and even throwing a ball of incense powder on his face.
After the clothes were put on, the mountain master who was supported by Yingying Yanyan was completely stunned when he saw the person in the mirror.
Surprised, frightened, wanting to cry without tears,
"This, who the fuck is this little white face? Who is it! ”
The old lady stepped forward to carefully help the mountain master smooth the wrinkles on the golden red python robe,
"Well, His Royal Highness is really handsome and extraordinary."
Huang Dashan's lips trembled,
"What about Yeluan? What about the night wind? What did you do to Grandpa Dashan, why can't I exert any strength?? ”
The old lady pursed her lips and smiled lightly,
"Mama, I've heard of the Prince's boundless power, how dare I let the Prince remain the same..... It's just a little sideways, and after the prince has figured it out, the antidote will naturally be there. ”
The mountain master grinned, revealing a shy smile like a white rabbit who thought he was simple and kind,
"That, Bun, I've figured it out, I've figured it out now, really!"
The old lady still smiled soothingly,
"This mamma, I don't count."
The mountain lord roared angrily,
"What the hell are you wearing for me... Yeluan, let her get out of here, Lao Tzu wants to see her! ”
"Zheng!"
The swords and swords, the weapons of the female guards were unsheathed and aimed at the mountain master, and the killing intent was full of desire to eat his flesh raw.
The mountain master trembled, people are swords, I am fish and meat, well, my life is important.
"That's... Ladies and gentlemen... Master! Heh, hehehe..."
Prepare a few witty words to ease the embarrassing atmosphere so as not to be dismembered by a knife, but unexpectedly, the smile is really like a "steamed bun", and the safe and harmless old lady jumped up and slapped the head of the female guard.
"Smack!"
There was a crunch.
The head of the female guard didn't even blink her eyes, but the old lady jumped to her feet in pain and scolded,
"Pigs! You bunch of muscles and rusty pigs with brains in your head! The pig's nest of filthy black-skinned ghosts is where you should be! Dare to be disrespectful to the Prince? The skin is as thick as pigskin! My old body and my crutches, bring me the crutches, see if I don't smoke these bastards!! ”
The maids around the old lady stepped forward one after another, some cursing the guards and some comforting the old lady.
"Don't be annoyed, don't be angry..."
"Mama, your hand..."
"It's just, what kind of anger with this group of stupid big guys, they don't have to take their brains when they come out to stand guard."
What made Shan Ye jaw-dropping happened so naturally.
The leader of the female guards, who had a fierce and hidden breath, actually pulled up a smiling face and said in a low voice,
"Mama, it's me who is wrong, isn't this a ghost who has lost his mind, when I heard that someone insulted my king... There's nothing left in my head... Forget about the new Prince of the Left Bank..."
"Hmph."
The old lady rolled her eyes,
"Count you as acquaintances!"
"Remember to the old body, the prince of the Left Bank is unusual, what my king has done for him must be clear to you, if you make this mistake again, don't blame the old man for not reminding you."
"This is also the old body here, if it is someone else, believe it or not, it will immediately reach the ears of my king?"
The female guard knelt on the ground "poof, puff",
"Thank you for reminding you, thank you for saving your life."
"Get out, get out of the old body, I'm upset when I see you."
"But His Royal Highness, he...."
"The old body will handle it, get out!!"
"Yes, yes, yes."
The old lady turned around and bowed deeply,
"Your Royal Highness, don't blame, the people are not sensible, if His Royal Highness the Prince feels angry, the old man will beat them all to death."
Shan Ye's dizziness is even more turbulent, what's wrong with this world?
The head of the female guard was definitely stronger than his own.
The old lady who was old-fashioned and trembling when she walked slapped and apologized?! I'm not angry and want to kill the account??
"No, no..."
Shan Ye said,
"Well, I seem to be a little dizzy."
The old lady stretched out her hand like a withered vine and held Huang Dashan's wrist weakly,
"Well, the medicine of the old body may be used heavily, after all, His Royal Highness the Prince is strong, but he doesn't dare to make any trouble, it seems that he has to grieve His Royal Highness the King of Qin for a while."
At this time, a maid came from outside the main hall,
"Mama, it's time."
Mama finally inspected the mountain master's whole body, and saw that the mountain master was creepy, and then she was satisfied,
"That's it."