Chapter 546: Don't Say Anything Clearly
Lin Chou scratched his head, why did he come here, he always felt that Mingguang had already gone to the sewer?
The rest is nothing to look at, it seems that this kind of "holy relic" recognition in their mouths is the most important part of the wedding ceremony, and the rest can be omitted.
The long tables were lined up one after another, full of food and wine, and Lin Chou and others were also invited to the "VIP seats" where their buttocks hurt.
Yeluan took Huang Dashan along the road to accept the blessings of the Luanshan people, and walked in the direction of the four people.
Yeluan's smiling cheeks are pink,
"Lin Chou, how is my Luanshan?"
Lin Chou sighed,
"It's good, it's just that the enthusiasm is unbearable."
Ye Luan smiled,
"A man is a rare treasure in Luanshan, Boss Lin, the banquet must be enjoyable, but well, don't be greedy, otherwise I, the queen, dare not guarantee how many blood relatives you will have overnight."
“...”
Lin Chou took his eyelids,
"I said, Sister Night, Queen of the Night, Lord Queen, what kind of ecstasy soup did you pour into Lord Shan? What's going on with his demented temporal stupidity? ”
The queen was beaming, stretching out two slender jade fingers to pinch the double chin of the mountain master, and the newly shaved green stubble rustled,
"I didn't do anything to him, just... Luanshan is just a small feature. ”
"What's the special..."
A loud bang interrupted the conversation between the two.
"Boom!!"
"Thou! Come to war! ”
"Wow"
The crowd parted like a stream of water.
Yeyu was high on the stage, carrying a halberd and pointing at Lin Chou.
“...”
Lin Chou was instantly cute.
I haven't experienced this battle.
Huang Dashan scratched his ears and cheeks and kept rubbing his hands, and the muscles on his face twitched and changed shape.
"Hmm, uh, hmm, whew."
Shen Feng shouted,
"Okay, I also said that it was consciously voluntary, and the mountain master couldn't even speak, don't you know that the twisted melon is not hard?"
The mountain master rolled his eyes, hung his head and waved his hand again and again.
Yeluan said with a smile,
"Lin Chou, it seems that my legion elder seems to be inevitable, and the competition after the wedding ceremony is a tradition, and even I can't stop it... As for the gambling contract, it can be counted. ”
On the stage, Yeyu said,
"For the sake of you being a man, let you make three moves, and the right should be fair."
Why does it sound so awkward?
The White Dome sneered,
"What a queen of Luanshan, first lured us to come with a wedding card, and then poisoned our meals to make us lose all our strength, and now we are going to gamble with Lin Chou, do you want to be shameless?!"
"If you want to kill, you have to kill casually, Lao Tzu has a cheap life, why bother so much? If you don't kill it, then you will let the mountain master go, Mingguang and Luanshan are separated by seven or eight thousand miles, and we don't know how to use the fog to come over, and the eight poles can't be hit, and they will definitely not be able to hinder you. ”
"Nonsense!"
"If we want to deal with a few men in Luanshan, we still need such despicable means as poisoning?"
"Coward."
Ye Luan waved his hand, and the night wind floated out of nowhere, carefully inspecting a few people,
"Ahhh
Yeluan's eyebrows raised, and he said in surprise,
"Eighteen heavy bans!"
"It's impossible, the last moon ant appeared more than a hundred years ago, how did you get into the eighteenth ban?"
"You still ask us? Why don't you ask the old woman you arranged? ”
"My king, it was the old man who forbade them."
When Yeluan saw someone coming, he immediately smiled bitterly,
"Mama, you..."
The old lady was about to kneel halfway down the road, but she was steadily dragged up by Yeluan, and said angrily,
"Mama, what are you doing here?"
The old lady said,
"My king, Mama has watched you grow from such a little bit to such a heroic Queen of Luanshan, and it took so much to find your favorite home, I will not allow anyone to ruin your wedding ceremony."
Yeluan rubbed his eyebrows, pretending to be distressed,
"Mama, I didn't mean that, you have to ban them, just find some flowers and plants, why do you still use such a precious thing as a moon ant... Ah... I'm going to pay for it. ”
“...”
The crowd was speechless and choked.
The old lady looked at Lin Chou,
"Mr. Lin's ability, I really can't think of other effective means."
"Even the legendary eighteen-fold ban seems to be helpless against Mr. Lin, Mr. Lin has regained his strength, is what the old man said right?"
Lin Chou just smiled,
"It's not completely ineffective."
Shen Feng and Bai Qiongtou shouted,
"Lin Zi, you are not poisoned?"
"Damn, that's not going to kill them!"
MMP, if Ben Shuai had that ability, he would definitely shoot the two of you to death together!
The old woman's face was solemn,
"The old body also wants to know how Mr. Lin did it."
Bai Qiongshou and Shen Feng had blind expressions on their faces,
"What did Lin Zi do?"
The old lady said word by word,
"If the old body is not deaf and dazzled, I seem to hear Mr. Lin shouting 'blood corpse' when Fang Cai Yeyu was inviting the virtuous chief."
Lin Chou said in his heart, it's over, what kind of blood corpse is that thing, it's people's beliefs, and it's really taking this to make trouble.
Quickly explained,
"Freedom of belief, absolute freedom of belief, I myself certainly don't have any other thoughts."
"Ahem, it's just a little exciting, who doesn't have some weird hobbies, if I find a bloody corpse that can talk and swish magic, I will definitely raise it to make money, of course, safety first."
Bai Dome and Shen Feng were even more dazed,
"What kind of bloody corpses, where did the bloody corpses come from, what the hell are you talking about..."
Lin Chou's eyes widened,
"The virtuous chief they got is all a bloody corpse, don't you see?"
"What a virtuous man... I only saw the stupid big sister on the stage talking to herself all the time, and I thought it was a drama... But the special effects are really good, and they can make movies. ”
Lin Chou gestured,
"You really didn't see that? It's the one that came out of the ground! Someone else gave her a black robe! ”
"You're hallucinating under too much stress, aren't you?"
The old lady smiled and said,
"There is no need to fight for a few, the virtuous chief is not an entity, of course normal people can't see it, and it is precisely because Mr. Lin broke the 'true body' of the virtuous chief at a glance that the old body is sure that Mr. Lin's power has not been erased."
"Not an entity?"
The old lady nodded,
"In other words, the sages are just spiritual entities that linger in the world, and only the people of Luanshan can see them."
"As for the blood corpse that Mr. Lin said, although I don't know what it is, it must be a living corpse, and the appearance of the virtuous elders is caused by the secret method before death, and it has nothing to do with the living corpse."
"Alive?" The white dome shuddered, "Then, isn't that a ghost??" ”
Yeluan Road,
"We are accustomed to referring to the elders as spirits, which are not the same as the ghosts that are transformed by obsession."
Shen Feng chattered,
"Doesn't that mean that there are really ghosts in this world??"
The old lady smiled,
"Living corpses can also walk in the human world, why not talk about ghosts and spirits, besides, the strange beasts in this wilderness have all kinds of supernatural abilities, in other words, aren't they demons?"