Chapter 600: Shit Luck

Lin Chou was still immersed in the wonderful taste of the crockpot chicken and couldn't extricate himself, and when he saw the handwriting such as "great will, luck, and luck value" brushed out by the system, he almost didn't bite his tongue off.

"What the hell is the hell!"

Lin Chou has systematically commented on the ingredients that are almost always made into dishes that have special effects of this or that, but-

Is this the end of the system going to hack the metaphysical realm?

Or do you collect seven medicinal foods with chicken as ingredients to help Ben Shuai summon the magic machine uh chicken??

"Boss?!"

"What's wrong, Boss Lin."

"Brother Lin Chou, are you okay?"

The three of them were concerned.

Knocking out teeth and swallowing blood, Lin Chou said with a big tongue,

"It's okay, it's okay, I'm in a hurry, biting my tongue."

"Oooh"

Lin Chou couldn't take care of eating, holding an old bowl and pretending to be, and hurriedly asked the system,

"The one surnamed Wo Groove, get out of the way!"

Lin Chou's eyes were about to pop out, no matter how he called the system in his heart, this thing just didn't move.

"Ahem, the groove system, Ben Shuai has something to consult."

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"Sleeper?"

"System!"

"Respected Apocalyptic Kitchen God System, as a host, I want to draw a lottery and have something to consult."

"Drop, Advanced Lottery, Golden Special, Random Skill*1, Defy the Law."

"Defying the law:

All dishes created by the host have special effects but have behaviors that harm the host, and heaven and earth will punish them.

When the host triggers the use of its special effects or skills, there is a chance to obtain several times the blessing effect when the host creates a dish.

Note: If you have eaten my food, you are my person, don't believe you try it? ”

"Drop, Advanced Lottery, Orange Special, Random Skill Level +1, Skill Designation - Ride the Waves."

"Drop, the specified skill is detected to be top-level and cannot be improved, and the derivative branch is - Treading Snow Without a Trace."

"Also, please."

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Lin Chou tucked back the groove in his heart, and said like a popping bean,

"Are you really reliable with this bullshit special effects? I can see and touch it all the time! Can anyone really believe this on the menu? Who believes who is stupid, hey! ”

"As a host, I dare to question the majesty of my system, this system has seen things that you hairless monkeys absolutely can't believe, I have witnessed the starship burning along the edge of Orion, I have watched the C-rays shine in the dark space of the Gate of Don Wiser, all these moments will eventually fade with time, like tears melting into the rain."

"The salt cough that this system has eaten, in short, this system does not accept any questioning behavior, and a little punishment will be imposed to set an example."

"Drop, the upper limit of the host's intelligence is permanently -1."

"Do you think Lao Tzu still cares after more than 200 times, who are you scaring about, GR, come on!"

"Drop, -1 intelligence cap."

"You"

"Drop, -1 intelligence cap."

"it!"

β€œ-1。”

"Wait"

β€œ-1!”

"Stop"

β€œ-1!!”

"I was wrong!!"

- The last sentence was shouted out by Lin Chou.

Qin Wuyong, Chi Qi, Xiao Xiao and the four dogs looked at Lin Chou who suddenly had two nosebleeds.

Qin Wuyong asked with a confused expression,

"I'm rubbing Boss Lin, what's the situation with you?"

Xiao Xiao snorted in fright,

"Wow, is it poisonous? Thankfully I didn't eat it! ”

Akatsuki's face was full of worry, and he whispered,

"Boss, I heard from that group of stupid male creatures that being single for a long time is a disease, you won't"

Lin Chou touched his nose, the lines of the lying groove system just now sounded awesome, with lightning teeth and claws, why did it seem a little familiar, have you heard it anywhere?

But he said,

"Hey, it's okay, the liver fire has been a little hot recently, cough cough cough, this chicken stew with mushrooms is a little bigger, who is Xiao Xiao, you should eat it, I have tasted it, ordinary people can eat it."

Xiao Xiao's two eyes said "no" and "letter" in the other, and his tone was full of suspicion.

"Oh, it's okay to eat."

Lin Chou finished greeting the eighteenth generation ancestors of the lying groove system, and his mood was a little better.

"I've got another dish on my menu, it's good."

Qin Wuyong was nostalgic for another thing-

"Damn, I suddenly remembered, I brought wine! I forgot about such an important thing! ”

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Qin Wuyong carried his backpack and said to the recorder,

"Hahaha, God help me, some time ago, I helped me change a backpack with potted plants, which was originally used to save my life, but I didn't expect it to come in handy today, with this good dish, how can I be without wine! Dangdangdang~"

Then he pulled out two straws from a corner of his backpack and took a sip of it himself.

"Hiss~ The best Qingquan Mountain aging, Boss Lin won't have some?"

This time it was Lin Chou's turn and the audience behind the recorder was dumbfounded,

", straw?"

"Last time, Brother Useless said that he wanted someone to change his backpack, and said that he wanted to get a sandwich nutrient solution."

"This stinky shameless thing you just said about the bar? Is it a bar?! ”

Lin Chou shrank his neck, "Ahem, I don't drink liquor, you better come by yourself." ”

barrage

"Boss Lin: Hehe."

"Goddess refusal."

"Tactical refusal."

Lin Chou beckoned to Xiao Xiao, who was almost drooling,

"I can really eat it, I didn't lie to you!"

Qin Wuyong bit the chicken and said, "Well, this girl will definitely not be able to walk away on the street, she is smart!" ”

Xiao Xiao thought very seriously, and while thinking about the possibility of poisoning and death, he quickly took a piece of mushroom and put it in his mouth.

β€œemmm”

The main thing is that I was tormented by this fragrance for several hours, and I really couldn't hold back.

The hairy tip mushroom does not have the golden color of mushrooms such as elm mushrooms, but it is slightly pale gold, resembling the prototype of gold ore, and after entering it, you will realize how different it is.

Xiao Xiao pondered for a long time, and finally said his heartfelt evaluation,

"Wow! ~! ”

Whether it is at the scene or behind the screen, I believe many people have laughed out loud at the moment.

"Hahaha."

The mushroom has a little more texture than the average mushroom, and the locals like to call this texture "meat head", which means that its chewiness is similar to the feeling of meat.

There is no need to elaborate on the combination of chick and mushroom, just the aroma of the mushroom is intoxicating.

The difference between the hairy tip mushroom and the normal mushroom is that, in addition to the freshness of the mushroom, it has a little more mineral or metal-like handsomeness and hardness, which is a thickness and reality that seems to be truly captured and touched by the brain.

Just like an ordinary oyster, you can completely feel the atmosphere of the sea where it is located through its flesh.

And with this small piece of hairy mushroom, diners can also experience its net worth - born to sit on a gold mine, and now it is all in the mouth.

What kind of pride is this?

How high is this?

Ahem, ahem

The hairy mushroom does have a unique style that is difficult to describe in words, and there is no lack of mellowness in the novelty, just like the sharp metallic accent in music, which always appears abruptly where it should appear, like a spine supporting the body.

Tossing and turning now, it was already one o'clock in the morning, and Lin Chou calmed down to enjoy this pot of crockpot chicken, and at this time, Qin Wuyong and Chi Qi had already killed a pot.

Just chatting while eating, spitting out with Qin Wuyong's audience from time to time, the four-pot crockpot chicken quickly bottomed out, and the big-breasted sister got up and put the table full of chicken bones on a stone slab.

Qin Wuyong became more and more distressed when he saw it,

"Hey, hey, who's so wasteful, waste is a crime, you know, you don't gnaw it clean, and there are still meat tendons attached to the bones."

barrage

"It's time for you to get out of the horse, while it's still cold, hurry up and take a couple of bites!"

Akatsuki placed the stone slab full of chicken bones in front of the four dogs, and the tears of happiness were about to flow down the four dogsβ€”this was perhaps the most useless fifth-order beast in history.

barrage

"I feel sorry for me."

"It's a ghost, it didn't eat less meat just now."

"After this year, even a dog is not as good as other dogs, and a bone gnawed is catalyzed by gold."

Seeing Qin Wuyong staring at the bones in his mouth with a very subtle expression, the bloodthirsty instinct of the four dogs finally took over.

(Maybe it's the shadow of being snatched up by the little green hair, the pitcher plant and the two cats all year round.) οΌ‰

The four dogs grabbed the stone slab with one paw, and a series of low, hoarse roars rolled out of their throats with grinning teeth,

"Roar~"

"Poof."

There were two muffled sounds in a row, and Qin Wuyong trembled and almost didn't get into the fire.

Xiao Xiao's eyes were bloodshot, his face was blue, he couldn't even break his legs, and cold sweat was like rain.

This dog forgot that it was seriously stared at by the ancestor dog (uh, it doesn't seem to be very civilized, in other words) - it was blessed by the great will of the god of the demolition captain!

This is to be placed in the world of huskies, at least it must be regarded as a pope, the kind of spiritual leader who rules countless countries!

Of course, I'm glad this is still Earth.

But that also made the strength of this lucky dog jump a few times directly, and the four dogs were already fifth-order beasts.

It doesn't matter what race the family is, the coercion of the fifth order is real, and it didn't scare Xiao Xiao, an ordinary girl, to death on the spot, it's really full of gods and Buddhas, oh no, it's blessed.

"Bang!"

The roar of the four dogs turned into a whimper in their throats, and within a fraction of a second, they were slapped into the dirt with a rolling slap and even the barking of the dogs.

Chi Yi rubbed his eyebrows, and was speechless for a long time - it has always been inconvenient for others to interfere in such a thing as his own death.

In this regard, there is no essential difference between humans and beasts.

From the fifth order onwards, there is a certain degree of level-level coercion, and the higher the level, the more difficult it is to restrain it, under normal circumstances, such as Wei Tianxing and some fifth-order bigwigs will consciously control the level-level coercion.

Of course, Rolling and Xiaoqing will do the same, otherwise they won't be able to hunt, this thing is just coercion and not real guns, and they can't press down the prey if they can't get far away, but if it's a thing with a head, of course they will choose to run away.

As for the four dogs exerting coercion in front of the rolling face, this situation should be in the territory of the wild beasts, that is, a naked provocation or a declaration of war, well, it may also be a competition for a mate, and there is basically only one result, a red stripe.

The slap should already be regarded as the result of giving face to old acquaintances, just like the "friendly reminder" of the weather forecast, otherwise referring to the scope of the rolling territory, the saber-toothed bear frozen in the cold storage of Lin Chou is the most standard example.

The four dogs are really the best of the dogs, quite knowledgeable, crawled out of the pit and didn't do anything else, shaking their big tongues and groveling to the rolling adults.

"Whew!"

Rolling glared at it, and dragged Qin Wuyong, who was miserable and miserable after a while, to himself - it seems that he should want him to warm up the hammock, en.

The four dogs watched the figure of a man and a bear disappear into the night, snorted, and enjoyed it happily in front of the pile of bones.

"Quack."

"Click."

"Quack."

In the accompaniment of this voice, the three people except Qin Wuyong fell asleep in turn.

When the dogs gnaw on the bones, the flow of time tends to become abnormal, because soon all that is left in front of the four dogs is a shiny slate that has been licked.

"Bang bang."

The four dogs scratched their paws hard, and found that no more bones jumped out, and their butts slammed on the ground.

"Wow~Wow β†˜"

Suddenly, it stood up with its dark nose and moved to the four on tiptoe.

The rest of the soup was still steaming hot, and the inner walls were coated with a shiny, fire-reflecting layer of grease.

The four dogs probed their brains and glanced at the sleeping people, of course, they were mainly looking at Lin Chou.

Then he opened his sinful bloody mouth to the innocent and dark man, and stretched out his even more sinful pink tongueβ€”

"Suck and slip."

"Woohoo!"

On the side, the big rooster who had been dizzy all night suddenly flapped his wings and opened his eyes.

"Poof."

It splashed up a cloud of dust and fell back to the ground.

The four dogs looked around in astonishment, squinting at the stupid with its legs and wings tied for a while.

Go on

"Suck and slip."

"Woohoo!"

The big rooster struggled and struggled, suddenly had an epiphany, drew qi into the body qi Shen Dantian, and stalked his neck to make the weirdest, loudest and most sad cries in his life.

"Oh, oh~!"

At the same time, from an unpredictable perspective, a big red ceremonial flower tube was erected directly above the four dogs.

"Bang."

Thousands of pieces of paper gushed out in an instant, almost completely covering the figure of the four dogs, and turned into a fierce red flame that burned and engulfed it under its four paws, and the flames went straight up more than ten meters into the air.

"Huh?"

The four dogs seemed to feel something, and they didn't seem to feel anything.

Puzzled, he raised his front paw and looked at it - it just felt that the front paw pad was a little hot!

Licked the last bit of oil star clean, bit his tail comfortably for a while, and cut a few holes, and the four dogs turned around boredly to find the grass and squat.

β€œemmmmοΌŒβ€

This is an environmentally friendly dog, with four paws and a symbolic mop of soil on it.

"Ding!"

It felt as if it had touched something strange with its front paws, and scratched it a few more times, pulling a yellow stone out of the black mud.

After carefully appraising it with his nose, the four dogs felt that this thing must not be eaten because it tasted weird.

However, I thought that I didn't have a decent "Wang's Treasure" - cough cough, it wasn't that the dog didn't work hard, but it was too difficult for Yan Huishan to dig a pit and hide something under the premise that Xiaoqiu didn't find out, so that the great fifth-order dog king still hasn't had a treasure that he could get his hands on.

What's more, this thing is still shiny, so the four dogs took it in their mouths and buried it in the corner of the bamboo hut temporarily.

After some hard work, the four dogs felt a little thirsty, and ran to the lake with light small steps, ready to have a dog king playing in the water and sighing for morning tea by the way.

"Wang."

The four dogs stepped on the air with one foot, well, it has four legs, so it doesn't mean to show that the falling dog eats something.

The thing that caused the Dog King to almost slip was a large, round fruit that had cracked, and there was red flesh and sweet juice inside.

"Huh? Woof! ”

(This thing is the one I ate at noon, right?) Woof! οΌ‰

"Click, click, suck."