Chapter 611: The Mountain Master is back
Putting aside the topic of force value for the time being, there are many things to prepare for on the first official business day after the New Year.
All kinds of broth, ingredients needed for various dishes, etc., all need to be prepared, and these alone, Lin Chou tossed all night.
In the early morning, the newly written small sign was solemnly hung up, which meant that Lin's restaurant had another magical dish that could be handled.
"Sister with big breasts? Big breasted sister!! β
Akatsuki answered, walking with the wind.
Lin Chou shouted,
"Pick the biggest piece of gold, and put it right at the door!"
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Akatsumi pointed to the pile of gold ore that had been thrown on the ground for many days and no one cared for it,
"That?"
Lin Chou sighed,
"Put the biggest one up, and put the others in the cupboard."
Akatsuki crooked his mouth,
"It's not pretty."
Lin Chou was depressed for a while,
"That's tons of gold! Why doesn't it look good? β
"Such a large piece of yellow and clear is obviously different from Yan Huishan's painting style, vulgar."
"If others want to be vulgar, they don't have this opportunity, and then talk back and add two months to the working hours, hurry up!"
Chi Qi snorted, picked up the huge piece of dog's head gold and threw it next to the door with a "bang", and turned around,
"Alright."
The small gold mountain and the artifact small blackboard are one left and one right, and the combination can be called a classic - at least that's what Lin Chou thought.
From a distance, I saw Bai Dome Head Shen Feng get down from the car with Tong Shengmei, who had long hair like silver, and Bai Dome Head was surprised,
"Linzi, you're really... I'm going, such a big piece of dog's head gold? How many tons does this have? β
Shen Feng hugged the little "Golden Mountain", rubbed wildly, and drooled,
"What are you doing here? Waiting to be stolen, waiting for someone else to steal might as well send me, send me, send me! β
Lin Chou rolled his eyes and pointed to the two of them.
The heavy breathing of the four dogs formed a raging small whirlwind that uprooted the weeds on the ground, and the huge black nose head was straight at Shen Feng's side face,
"Exhale~Inhale~"
Bai Qiongshou said happily, "Old Shen, it seems that the battle of opening the light after the four dogs break the ladder is about to fall on your head." β
Shen Feng said speechlessly,
"Why don't you just watch the door... Can you afford to be so big with a dog..."
The white dome pondered for a while,
"Fireproof, anti-theft, anti-potted plants."
Shen Feng's eyes widened suddenly, and he looked at the four dogs intently,
"I'm afraid that one isn't enough..."
Four dogs baring their teeth,
"Woohoo!!"
Shen Feng and Bai Qiongshou turned their heads to Lin Chou, "What did it say?" β
Lin Chou said angrily,
"How can you tell I can understand a dog's barking?"
Bai Qiongshou pinched his chin and said,
"Sure enough, when the tree has a dead day, people are strong and poor, but I said Linzi, this is your mistake, you can translate two syllables, and you can't translate three syllables of four dogs, it's a bit embarrassing, right?"
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Is this a special concept?,Do you guys understand?,Although the syllables are only one different.,But in fact, it's completely two languages!
Lin Chou shook his hand weakly and took Shen Feng off the small gold mountain,
"Hey, don't stain my ornaments, wipe the saliva off, hurry!"
Shen Feng sucked his snort and looked around.
In addition to a home tree that is completely silver-lit, it is particularly eye-catching, and the chic "art ornaments" placed at the aesthetic level of Boss Lin everywhere in the small hall are also quite terrifying.
For example, a whole pair of golden bones of the mountain musk deer hang under the eaves, such as the wolf skin tube of a certain sudden death wolf king waving in the wind...... In short, they are all weird things, normal people basically don't choose to treat these things as decorations, aesthetics not to mention for the time being, it's true that children stop crying at night.
Well, now there is another small gold mountain, and this thing is probably the only one of these ornaments that everyone loves.
Not to mention anything else, just by moving Lin Chou's messy ingredients and scraps back and replacing them with circulation points, you can also be drunk and drunk in the base city for a few lifetimes.
Shen Feng reluctantly said,
"I've never seen tons of gold in my life, Boss Lin, can't you show mercy and let me touch it twice to get lucky?"
"When I went to Luanshan, the whole palace was golden, why didn't I see you holding it at that time..."
Shen Feng said awe-inspiringly,
"Fertile water does not flow into the fields of outsiders... No, you can't throw people outside! β
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Your consciousness is really high.
Lin Chou said speechlessly,
"You touchβdo you know what happens when the 'Wang's treasure' dug up by the dog is dug out by someone else?"
Shen Feng choked for a moment, and looked back at the big blue eyes of the four dogs and the canine teeth that were almost a meter long,
"Hehehe... Hey, it's really hot outside, take a walk, hurry into the house, and go to the fire with a whole cup of Qingquan Mountain. β
"Haha."
Only then did the four dogs lie down with peace of mind, and fell asleep with one eye open and one eye closed, and a layer of vague origin glow shrouded the small gold mountain - at this time, there were eight potted plants, and it was estimated that there was no way to get the first 'Wang's treasure' from under the noses of the four dogs, and it was desperate.
Lin Chou casually cooked a few side dishes and sat down with the three of them to chat.
Bai Qiongshou sighed, "There's a new dish again?" Let me see... Hiss..."
The three of them swallowed saliva together,
"This dish, is it really so evil?"
Lin Chou pulled the corners of his mouth and pointed to the eye-catching series of zeros in "Ten Years of Hexi", with a look of lovelessness.
- Don't you see that there are even more evil sects?
Tong Shengmei snorted and laughed,
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Shen Feng said,
"Where are there any evil sects these days, you just told me that people can turn back into monkeys, dinosaurs can rule the earth again, and I don't blink an eye."
The White Dome sighed,
"The awakening of the forest is really more and more unimaginable."
Shen Feng stabbed the white dome,
"Why are you always worried about other people's awakening ability, don't say a word that shouldn't be said, and politely let the dog eat it?"
"I'm rubbing, am I worried, curious, curious, do you understand? Not to mention these unpredictable medicinal foods, just the fact that Lin Zi has the ability to collect strange beasts as pets and can walk on the sea, I have to wonder how many awakening abilities Lin Zi has. β
Shen Feng crooked his mouth, "I think you are envious, jealous and hateful, Lin Zi's bloodline ability is a little weird, but it is even more desperate to have that green-haired one and the Zhuge family?" β
Shen Feng said with a heart on his face,
"Mother, think about the bloodline ability of the bonsai, we don't even have to live, I believe that she is the protagonist when you say it!"
"Impossible!"
Bai Qiongshou retorted solemnly, "Fucking this is not writing, where did the protagonist come from." β
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"That's not the protagonist's aura, what??"
"Bullshit!"
Bai Qiong felt that the knowledge points he had mastered through countless resources had been provoked for no reason, and he put on a look of words and deeds to explain the definition.
"The so-called protagonist halo is usually a by-product of the protagonist's law, and usually appears when describing an irrational phenomenon caused by the protagonist's law."
"For example, 100% dodge stray fish and stray bullets, face various shooting scenes and still coquettish in the rain of bullets in spite of the protagonist who runs wildly, no matter how you fight, you won't die, and you will be resurrected if you are killed, and most of you will be slapped and scolded by the heroine after resurrection, and you will be held and cry for a while... For example, if you are seriously injured and cannot move under normal circumstances, but still rely on perseverance to survive... For example, when the protagonist is powerless to resist and wait for death, he is rescued by the heroine, female partner, and male partner who are running at the speed of light at the last second of death, and the male protagonist is liked by all female characters unconditionally and for no reason, and the harem stallion Our Lady White Lotus is still a Buddha in ten thousand families, do you think the surname is okay? β
Shen Feng is more serious than the white dome,
"I think so."
Lin Chou looked at Bai Qiongshou strangely, he couldn't see it, a serious Bai adult hasn't watched less anime.
"In short, it's not the protagonist's aura, it doesn't exist... At most, he is just the son of the will of heaven and earth. β
Shen Feng shrugged,
"Anyway, it's all the way up, what's the difference between a full-screen eight-nines and a full-screen eight-nine?"
Bai Qiongshou was speechless, and it took a long time to hold back a sentence,
"Damn, people are more angry than people."
Shen Feng patted Bai Qiongtou's shoulder,
"Be a little happier, a little minion like us, and between the forgiveness basin, there are at least eight VIP13."
The white dome said sullenly,
"It's far away, you just look at the goods in Huang Dashan..."
"Grass!"
Shen Feng shook his shoulders and looked for wine to drink,
"Talking to you, it's sick."
Parting unhappily, the two of them each occupy a table, the nose is not the nose and the face is not the face.
Bai Qiongshou sighed and took a sip of wine, staring at the menu silently,
"Huh? Wait... Lin Zi, you're a new dish, aren't you? β
Lin Chou was stunned, "What's wrong." β
"The golden rooster is pardoned, there are no chickens on Yanhui Mountain, but there are chickens - when the chickens crow, you haven't opened yet."
Lin Chou shrugged, about this, the system would not let him say a word more.
"There's chickens."
The two words, gone, the rest may need to be made up by yourself.
Shen Feng said disdainfully,
"It's not written on it clearly, Dou Da can't read a basket of words, it's a shame - oh yes, can we bring our own chicken?"
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The corners of Lin Chou's eyes twitched, together with you, you are all looking for bugs?
The two pondered for a while, and then asked Lin Chou with a smile,
"I said Linzi, what is the result when you go to your father-in-law's house? When is the time for a happy event? β
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At this time, in the base city, a group of mysterious people wearing cloaks walked into the gate of the occurrence committee.
Five minutes later, the high-level leaders of the scientific research institute and the garrison army gathered in the committee, and ten minutes later, Sikong Yu arrived.
At least tens of thousands of garrisons will be surrounded by water, and even birdwing ballistas and source crystal cannons have been erected.
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"Wowha~!"
"Xiao Lin smash! White Rabbit Smash! Old Shen! You're back!! β
Bai Qiongshou didn't swallow a sip of wine, and sprayed directly,
"Huang, Huang Dashan??"
"It's really saying that Cao Cao and Cao Cao have arrived."
Huang Dashan was dressed in obsidian armor, and walked in with his bald head in one hand.
"Oh, they're all here, specially to welcome Lao Tzu?"
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Huang Dashan grinned and let out a bronze laugh,
"Surprise or not, surprise or not?"
Shen Feng went up and punched the mountain master in the chest,
"It's quite frightening, Lao Tzu thought about getting you a few carts of bullwhips to replenish your kidneys a few days ago, tsk."
Huang Dashan scolded with a smile,
"your... Would Lao Tzu need that thing? β
Lin Chou looked outside,
"Hey, there are no pursuers, how did you come back?"
The mountain lord beckoned,
"Hurry up, give Lao Tzu a few glasses of wine to drink, and a bird fades out of his mouth - Lao Tzu didn't flee back, and the newly established diplomatic department in Luanshan is estimated to have entered the bright light at this time."
Lin Chou was stunned,
"Diplomacy?"
Huang Dashan nodded as a matter of course,
"If it goes well, Luanshan and Mingguang will be brother city-states in the future."
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"Shhh
This is a bit unexpected, after all-
"What happened before that?"
The mountain master smiled,
"There is no absolute enemy in this world, it's just an exchange of interests, anyway, I just made a suggestion, but I didn't expect that group... I really agreed. β
The white dome said in a low voice,
"Luanshan's strength is too strong, and the base city is not afraid..."
Huang Dashan sneered,
"Strong? Where is it stronger... If it weren't for the base city to send a group of gentlemen over in various names every three or five times, Ya would have become extinct long ago. β
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The mountain lord shrugged,
"I thought you guys had already thought that Base City and Luanshan had been connected for a long time, but almost everyone was kept in the dark - to be precise, not Base City, but with the Black Army."
"Send... Man? β
"Yes, Mingguang has nothing else, there are many more gentlemen than Luanshan, I estimate that the black army has been using this method to relieve Luanshan for many years, but I don't know why I hide it from the base city, hehe, what can Luanshan think, at most it is to grab a few more gentlemen to go back to be Mrs. Zhai, those women, I don't have a bad heart."
The white dome looked at him strangely,
"Damn, you're not going to be brainwashed, are you?"
", what are you beeping, I don't believe you wait, in the end, the base city will definitely agree to establish diplomatic relations, as for who suffers and who takes advantage, there is still something dirty, anyway, there is no reason to fight."
Shen Feng said, "Whether to establish diplomatic relations or not has something to do with our birds, I said Master Shan, will you come back this time?" β
Huang Dashan snorted twice, his face was actually a little red,
"This... Occasionally... I'm still going back... Hehehehe... Occasionally... What are you looking at me like that..."
The white dome was full of contempt,
"If this is placed in the war years, it is a traitorous act, and if you catch it, you will cut off your head, and you don't need to report it to the top."
The mountain lord has a horizontal eyeball,
"Oh, our Bai Eighteenth Master hasn't seen him for a few days, and he is very good at chatting, come on, come on, tell me about Lao Tzu, why is Lao Tzu a traitor? What the hell is this Lao Tzu must be a messenger of peace, the kind with two big white wings and an olive branch in his mouth, with a circle of light on the top of his head! β
"Huh."
"Okay, okay, what's the noise-that mountain master, shouldn't it, how can I let you come back."
The mountain lord rolled his eyes,
"Fart, what do you mean? Is it okay for Lao Tzu to be a free man? β
Shen Feng believed that he was called hell,
"Hey, I'm too lazy to demolish you, are you home? You patted your ass and left, do you know how many holes Lao Tzu filled in for you behind you? β
"Ahem... I guessed that you were all here, and you came here after sitting at home for a while. β
"Hey, hey, hey... Didn't my sister-in-law tear you down? β
"Damn, how dare she? Lao Tzu said the same thing at home, and Lao Tzu told her not to dare to go east..."
"It's okay to blow less, hurt your kidneys, who doesn't know that the Hedong lion of your mountain master's house is a deceitful ghost?"
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