Song Qingyun exhausted his energy to toss a lot of really commonly used but innocuous topics, but it is a pity that the speaker is intentional and the listener is unintentional, and Leng Han is not interested.

On the contrary, his brows furrowed deeper and deeper, and his expression was quite impatient.

"Damn, if it goes on like this, it will collapse, my mother really wants to use thistle terrestris to smoke me, and I can't take care of myself."

Song Qingyun smiled at Leng Han with a friendly and humble face, and at the same time turned his face to his cousin's army, and used half of his facial muscle groups and mouth shape to make a silent protest,

"Cousins, help, help me!"

This kind of half-awkward atmosphere is very fatal for blind dates, especially when the victim... Well, the party has no relevant operation experience, so Song Qingyun's request for help is also reasonable.

The cousins' eye contact is unusually rich,

"No, it's over."

"This girl is a high-level evolutionary, perhaps... Let's get the wrong direction, is it that she likes the kind of majestic and powerful man? ”

"No, no, a good girl is afraid of pestering Lang, Qingyun, change tactics, take a cold route, gogogo~"

"The true character of a hero, it's better to use your original appearance."

Song Qingyun slapped his head, don't bully honest people, honest people are not all fools, mmp!

At this time, it is no longer reliable to count on cousins.

As the saying goes, three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and there are ninety points left, so it doesn't all have to be handsome!

Song Qingyun thought of this, and the facial muscle groups affected the strong pectoralis major muscle and the iron-hard back deltoid muscle,

"Sting!"

The buttons on his chest flew twice, and the clothes behind his back also cracked - he, the first level burst shirt.

Tight muscles and bronzed skin are revealed from the neckline, and the body is dignified.

This tactic is quite vulgar, but it is quite effective and even extremely lethal for some girls.

Song Qingyun covered it twice embarrassedly,

"Ahem, I'm really sorry, Miss Leng, wait a minute, I'll go change my clothes first."

Leng Han looked at Song Qingyun strangely - up and down, left and right.

"You're not a woman, and you have to bring a change of clothes when you go out?"

The cousins crossed their heads to the ear canal,

"There you have..."

"Wow wow, there's an expression."

"Sure enough, flexing muscles, this kind of operation is effective everywhere."

"The effect is good, Qingyun continues, Qingyun come on!"

Leng Han added faintly,

"Besides, there are no two taels of meat in total, and I can't see anything... Not as strong as my soldiers..."

Of course, the second half of the sentence also knows that it can't be said with Leng Han's thinking circuit.

Song Qingyun felt that he might have heard something wrong, and tried to squeeze out a bright smile,

"That's... All right... Does Miss Leng have any hobbies on weekdays? ”

Leng Han blinked,

"I don't have hobbies, I just have tasks."

"Oh? Isn't Miss Leng working in a scientific research institute, it should be an idle job, right? ”

"I serve in both the scientific research institute and the garrison army, with the rank of lieutenant general, and the second brigade of bandits is a special unit under my jurisdiction."

“...”

Song Qingyun stiffened his neck and faced many cousins,

"Bandit two... Brigade... The name... Why doesn't it sound very friendly and normal..."

If Lin Chou was here, he would definitely sigh, heh, there are still people who don't know that they want your life for three thousand?

Leng Han put down the teacup,

"Is there anything else, if it's okay, I'll go first, and there are other tasks in the Black Sinking Sea."

Huh??

"Wait, cold girl, I..."

Leng Han's eyebrows curled up, and he asked rhetorically,

"Are you okay?"

Song Qingyun really wanted to look up to the sky and roar: I have something! I'm really in trouble! Still a big deal!

"I..."

"Boom! Click! ”

The sound of explosion and breaking sounded almost at the same time, and before Song Qingyun could say one, two, three, four, there was already an invisible and tangible barrier between him and Leng Han on the roof and two lifeboats.

The house leak happened to rain overnight!

At this time, Song Qingyun's mental activities are not exaggerated and converted into emojis, which must be like this——(╯'□′)╯(┻━┻

Song Qingyun struggled to hold back his anger, and looked at the two lifeboats with a mixture of surprise, puzzlement, doubt, anger, and anxious eyes, and several people in the two lifeboats who were ten times more surprised, puzzled, confused, angry, and anxious than him.

Song Qingyun asked angrily and politely,

"Who are you?"

A few heads came out of the inside of the lifeboat, and they opened their mouths to the side of the boat and said,

"Gross... Vomit..."

Ahem, a more accurate adjective would be – open your mouth and spit out.

The people on both boats vomited a lot of meat, and the warlock still maintained the posture of holding the other severed hand (that is, the anchor point) to preside over the collective apparition transformation ceremony.

Ban Yu,

"Ahem, so, you can vomit for a while, don't be too anxious to thank me for saving everyone's lives."

Qin Wuyong stretched out four fingers and looked at the sky,

"I'm four, I don't want to take a boat in this life, I'm seasick, uncle seasickness!"

The mountain master covered his mouth with one hand, and pulled Qin Wuyong with the other,

"Shhh

"What are you pulling me for? Shhh Huh? Am I hallucinating? Cold... Lieutenant General? ”

Shan Ye pointed to the side.

Well, Lin Chou, as well as Leng Han, and Song Qingyun with explosive appearance.

Lin Chou scratched his head,

"Hey, why are you here?"

Leng Han's expression was dazed at this time, quite dazed.

Almost when Lin Chou's questioning tone had not yet landed, Leng Zhongjiang did not hesitate at all or was so nervous that she couldn't think and could only answer passively and quickly, she blurted out,

"Dad asked me to go on a blind date... Oh no... Be... It's a severance of relations..."

LIN Chou,

“？？？”

Mountain Lord Qin Wuyong and Earl Leng who had just rushed out of it covered their faces at the same time,

"it??"

"It's over!!"

Song Qingyun puffed out his tendons and twisted his eyebrows to look at Lin Chou,

"Who are you? Who are you... Wait, you know each other?! ”

Qin Wuyong stabbed Huang Dashan,

"Blind date? The Leng family also engages in feudal superstition? ”

Then he frantically took the extremely curious gossip eyes and swept up and down Song Qingyun's left and right,

"This kid doesn't have a lot of flesh on his body, and he hasn't been scared away or hammered to death?"

"What did you say Lieutenant General Leng's opening remarks? - Hello, I'm a Cold Tyrannosaurus... Oh no, I'm Leng Han?! ”

Huang Dashan slapped the goods to the bilge, "Ahem, this cargo is still dizzy, talking nonsense." ”

Lin Chou blinked, and blinked again.

He suddenly felt a very bad feeling, similar to the feeling when his roommate in the Qinshan Martial Arts School had just returned from training and wiped the sweat and mud on his feet with socks that had not been washed for more than 60 days.

muttered, "Blind date? ”

Earl Leng snorted, and a pile of machine-gun-like "bursts" appeared in his mouth,

"Lin Zi, don't get me wrong, this is the descendant of Prince Leng's old fellow's comrades-in-arms, at that time, the old guy drank too much, and ordered a doll for the unborn girl on the wine table, but it has already been uncountable, don't you bring the girl to meet and say that it is open, in fact, that's it, there is really nothing else, for the sake of the two families, it is really true, don't think too much, don't think too much..."

"Oh..."

On such a serious occasion, Lin Chou almost couldn't hold back his laughter.

Qin Wuyong climbed out of the bilge and sighed in a low voice,

"Damn, this evil smile - it's not going to be a grudge, is it?"

Bonsai laments,

"This situation reminds me of Mr. Jin's poem: The past is like smoke, a smile destroys enmity, my sister is an adult wife, and the green hat stays in my heart."

The mountain master pondered for a while,

"You mean Brother Tragedy? Wait, Mr. Kim doesn't seem to write that later, right? ”

Leng Han's lips moved, he wanted to speak and stopped, his eyes were full of hesitation.

Sikong only glanced at it,

"Unexpectedly, the No. 1 topic terminator in the base city, Lieutenant General Leng, tsk, pure boundless."

The mountain lord rolled his eyes,

"this is about to blow up, are you still in the mood to think about this?"

"What to bomb, sit down and sit down, the plot needs it, just watch it honestly! Eh, at this moment, I should have popcorn in my hand..."

The pot guide handed a self-heating lunch box wrapped in tin foil,

"Shake it before you eat and wait three minutes – do you want cream or chocolate?" One thousand boxes are not worth two prices! ”

"This is 10,000, give Ben Gongzi an exclusive luxury version of double chocolate and cream."

"Okay! Guest, please wait. ”

Lin Chou didn't blow up, Song Qingyun blew up, it really blew up, and he was ignored and exploded on the spot.

A brilliant and mighty (or bells and whistles) metal armor spread from nothingness, and every monstrous spike and the reverse prism at the joints were dancing with electric light, and his voice was as dull as rolling thunder in the clouds.

"Me! Black Army Song Qingyun! I have never suffered the disgrace of today! ”

"You guys! It's looking for death!! ”

Qin Wuyong shrank his neck,

"The third order is not as good as a dog, and the fifth order is everywhere..."

Potted plants shake their heads,

"Hey, mutant."

HUANG Dashan,

"Lord Wei is really wronged, the black army even wants mutants, blind?"

Warlock

"Ah, the Pure Matter creature anger threshold is so weird... But the way he looks angry is quite cute, and the pectoralis major muscle will jump and jump, so I want to pinch it... Ahem, don't get me wrong, it's pinching his face..."

Hey, who cares about that.

Sikong shook the popcorn box,

"Song Qingshu? Hey, brother, you're on the wrong set, you and Brother Linghu aren't in the same script, hey! ”

"Lao Tzu's name is Song Qingyun! It's not Song Qingshu! ”

Song Qingyun's expression was about to get out of control, and his muscles burst out,

"You... Looking for death..."

Song Zhiyuan scolded loudly, "Qingyun stop. ”

It's late!

"Boom"

The stirring Origin Light blew away the most vulnerable people in the field, Song Qingyun's cousins, babbling.

Lin Chou's puzzled voice came from the collapsed ruins,

"Big breasted brother, I'm not excited, what are you going to do?"

"I've never seen someone so brazen! Look at the knives! ”

", you're too much, I'll beat you if you jump again, I'll tell you!"

"Bah..."

"Boom!"

...

Fifteen minutes later, in the ruins.

"Brother Leng, this is..."

Earl Leng scratched his head in embarrassment, and pulled Song Zhiyuan to smack,

“...... Well, so that's what you see. ”

Song Zhiyuan's face is green, no, the whole person is green.

"Leng, Brother Leng, are you this, are you too much... Child's play? ”

Count Leng spread his hands,

"The old man didn't say that this was more formal, and his attitude was more sincere to express the apologies of our Leng family."

“...”

Over there, Leng Han lowered his head and cushioned his feet, and asked in a slurred manner,

"You're not angry?"

Lin Chou raised his eyebrows,

"Why should I be angry? Should I be angry..."

Leng Han's face turned white-

Then, his pupils dilated and his eyes widened.

A layer of white frost spread throughout the island at an extremely fast rate.

Countless burly female warriors who even had to jump for a whole day at the sight of the mountain lord appeared one after another to surround everyone, and it was not an exaggeration to say that they were going to burn books and pit Confucianism, and they could directly cut people into three hundred and sixty pieces with their eyes.

Women's minds change so fucking fast!

Lin Chou stiffened his face,

"Considering your... Ahem..."

Leng Han condensed eyebrows,

"Mine what?"

Lin Chou kicked his legs, spread his hands and looked left and right with an expression that you understand.

Before he could speak, the rest of the crowd nodded wildly at the Cold Tyrannosaurus,

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Lin Chou is right."

"That's exactly what it is."

Well, the guys who have watched the excitement for a long time are surprisingly unanimous, and they are unanimous to the extent that they are tacit.

With your glorious history of Cold Tyrannosaurus, blind date?

Hey, don't make a fuss...

Leng Han was stunned for a while, and then as if he had thought of something, he snorted lightly, and his face instantly turned red.

"You talk a lot!"

He gave Lin Chou a punch and ran away quickly.

Only Sikong saw the hell with a living face,

"Damn, what happened just now, this is too much to understand, let's think about the feelings of the onlookers who don't know the truth and the students who don't have a perfect score in reading comprehension! Lin Chou, what do you mean, explain to me..."

The mountain master patted Sikong's shoulder very regretfully,

"You're too young."

“？？？”

"Let's put it this way, if this didn't happen today, Lao Tzu told you that he bumped into a cold tyrannosaurus and went on a blind date, what do you think?"

"I think, it's impossible!"

"What if it's true?"

Sikong thought about it very seriously,

"Even if you go with an explosion-proof shield, my son thinks that the blind date will definitely not survive a meal."

"Isn't this the end of it..."

Bonsai ignorant way,

"But... This has nothing to do with whether my brother is angry or not, according to the routine of romance dramas, my brother should cry in pain and kill people and bleed and drifted..."

"What a mess,"

The mountain master spread his hands,

"Then Lin Zi, you say it yourself..."

Lin Chou scratched his head and smiled, his expression quite obscene.

"I'll wipe you."

"Grinding and chirping, like a."

"I know!"

After Qin Wuyong looked left and right to make sure that there was no Leng Han's figure,

"Have you forgotten Lieutenant General Leng's unique secret technique - family planning feet?"

"Ever since then, I have always felt that Leng Han followed a male organism and said two more words for family planning and the elimination of harm for the people, of course, mainly family planning - tell me, I am not alone."

“...”

“+1”

"On the top floor."

"It's damn damn, it's a little crooked."

Everyone went to the shore, and Song Zhiyuan remembered that his son didn't seem to show up.

"Son? Qingyun? Where did you go? ”

Song Qingyun limped out of the ruins, baring his teeth as he walked,

"Shhhh It hurts... Father... I don't think I'm having a good time... The one who just pounded me... Is it really a first order? ”

Song Zhiyuan patted his son's shoulder,

"Little rabbit, this time you did a good job, did your mother teach you this plot of crying and crying and killing people in anger? Hey, my daughter-in-law is so fucking talented... The Leng family owes our family once, hahaha... By the way, go back and follow what I said, you pack up and go to the Mingguang garrison to train for a few years and then come back, I told Mingguang that I was okay, remember to go to Prince Leng to chat and drink tea or something, it's best to go three times a day! ”

Huh??

Song Qingyun complained,

"Dad... Shouldn't you be concerned about your son's injuries? No, you don't seem surprised that something happened... Don't look angry! On the contrary, I don't seem to be happy..."

Song Zhiyuan didn't intend to pay attention to him at all, but walked away with his hands behind his back.

He still holds half a piece of paper in his palm, which is written in small block letters,

"My son Zhiyuan, the relationship between Leng Han and Lin Chou is confirmed to be true, and Xu Yin, the son of Xu Wenqiang, the information provider... Act according to the plan, no matter what the result is, the Leng family will naturally be at a loss, after a hundred years of me, Prince Leng will definitely open up to my Song family, don't forget, don't let Yun'er know any news, you can only fail, you can't succeed! ”

Life is like a drama all depends on acting skills, and the one who plays the best is naturally the one who takes the script seriously.

Although there are gaps and small accidents between the script and reality - who would have expected that it would be twice the result with half the effort.

Song Zhiyuan's small abacus crackled and crackled, and his heart was full of a sense of accomplishment.

Hey, he doesn't know how much of his Song family's ability he has?

wants to hook up with Prince Leng, who is the number one in the Black Army, Prince Leng doesn't agree to say it for the time being, when everyone else is deaf and blind.

It's just Qingyun and my son, I'm sorry for you...

Aha!