Su Yourong swallowed a big mouthful, and said distressedly while pinching the small meat on his waist with his hand,

"Oh my God, here in the wet tiger, the atmospheric luck of losing weight in this life is going to fail, and it is impossible to be good!"

Lin Chou said funny,

"Oh, so you're losing weight?"

Su Yourong put down the spoon and stood up and jumped twice,

"Wet tiger, look at it, look at it, the meat on your waist is going to fall off~"

Wu Ke gobbled it up while not forgetting to raise his head to make up for it,

"Mmmmmm

"Ninety percent yao tower?"

Su Yourong looked at his waist and then at Wu Ke, and suddenly realized.

The little girl almost cried out wow,

"Wet Tiger, he, he, he, this person is so bad!"

Su Yourong actually has thin arms and thin legs, and his skin is snow-white and even more pitiful.

"Bad, just bad."

Lin Chou nodded, with a straight face,

"How dare you make a personal attack on my boss's employees."

Wu Ke was rarely tough,

"Suck... You, how are you doing! ”

"No, there is tolerance?"

"Well, I'm here~"

"You don't have to tell me next time some big people surnamed Wu from the scientific research institute order food, you know, I'm too busy to be busy."

"Okay, okay!"

Wu Ke suddenly became empty,

"Don't, don't mind, people are iron rice and steel are panicked if you don't eat hungry, Brother Worry, you will lose me like this!"

There was a long laugh outside the door,

"If you don't have it, you can't talk about losing~"

The person who spoke was the mountain master, and he approached the dining room,

"Eh, my grass, the forest, you said to run, we wandered on the sea all night, the waves are so big - or the mother earth is safe, the sea is definitely the mother, tsk, what is delicious to eat, give me a bowl too."

Lin Chou glanced at him,

"I said Master Shan, you don't have anything else to do?"

Huang Dashan scratched his head,

"Ahem, cough, cough, stay a few more days, anyway, there is a fog nightmare channel that can go back at any time, Luan Shanyi comes to reach out for food to open his mouth, it's good, but I always feel a little less interesting, here I watch the familiar old guys go out on tasks and chat with them and fart, this is life!"

"Let me tell you, Linzi, that Lafayette's life is really not a human being, always staying in Luanshan Lao Tzu feels like rust, it's better here, it's good here! But when they didn't come, Lao Tzu could still sneak around the wilderness to find a feeling, now... Anyway, I can't go out, and when Lao Tzu cures his neuropathy and can drink, it's spring - Mama also said that what I need most now is self-cultivation and abstinence from alcohol, emmm..."

Lin Chou suddenly grasped the point,

"Huh? Abstinence - that's why you don't leave hahaha, but... I heard that Her Majesty has 3,000 beauties in the harem, and your old man is leaving the palace at such an old age, so you are not afraid that someone will take the opportunity to compete for favor? ”

"Lao Tzu wants to see, which one dares?" The mountain master's nose is not a nose and an eye is not an eye, "Ahem, what is that, don't you know, those guys have already been cut down, and now the grass on the grave is three feet high." ”

Hey, he actually acquiesced to the word favor!

"Who's three feet tall?" Sikong walked in slowly, his face was pale and miserable, "I'm going to go into the ground for peace if I run like this again, MMP, it's really a wise choice not to go up to play when I bought a cruise ship, Hei Shenhai is really unfriendly to us." ”

Lin Chou remembered something and walked to the door and waved, and the shovel thrown at the place where the sea stone flower grew flew back in the firelight.

"The next time your old man goes to sea and wants to return to the city quickly, you can carry the shovel, and when the time comes, take a chain and tie yourself up, and you can get home in no more than two seconds."

“...”

Sikong looked at the straight and sky-running "line of fire" along the road when the shovel returned, and the muscles on his angry face were trembling.

"I said, you will die for me!"

Then, Sikong smiled very strangely and took a small pink plastic square box from Thirteen's hand,

"Oh, Brother Useless went live, this is what he repeatedly told me to hand over to you."

Lin Chou stretched out his hand to take it and shook it,

"What the hell?"

When I opened the powder box, I found that it contained a CD.

Well, it's the kind of disc left over from before the cataclysm, which requires a special machine to show it.

On the CD, a line of words is written in crimson font - "Love Thirty-six Styles: To Friends with Negative EQ SIN About to Zero." ”

Lin Chou was speechless,

"He's serious?!"

I still have some expectations for this product.

Why are you discolored, haven't you beeped in your heart? How many people can look at their shortcomings without fear like Ben Shuai?

Sikong shrugged,

"I think it's very suitable for you, you look at this explanation is very quintessential, love thirty-six styles - not thirty-six tricks or thirty-six laws, as for why, you know~!"

There was a smaller square box next to the disc, and the things in it made Lin Chou quite puzzled,

"It's... Be...? ”

"That's the most important thing!"

Sikong slapped his thigh and gushed,

"Hey, buddy, you earned it, you know no, this is the most straining rare thing in the industry circle more than two hundred years ago - Kato-sensei's proportional figure! One-to-one life-size, polyvinyl chloride, pure titanium alloy metal coating to ensure that it will never rust, and the weight and real error does not exceed 0.01 grams, it is said that at that time, the world was limited to 1888 sets, and now it is even more unique, buy is earn, do not 998 and do not want 98, Mr. Qin tears for farewell peerless treasures, love to give! Yes, you heard it right, it's for you! ”

Su Yourong poked the hand curiously,

"Sounds so precious, wow... Who is Kato-sensei? Proportional figures? But there's only one hand..."

Sikong raised his eyebrows,

"That's right, that's why it's called a 'hand' office!"

Lin Chou immediately woke up from his sluggishness, threw the hand back into the box, and said through gritted teeth,

"The surname is 'dead', the surname is Qin, I count you ruthless!"

Sikong said that it didn't matter, and patronized the silly fun of talking to the mountain master Wu Ke.

Su Yourong pouted,

"Wet Tiger, someone gave you a gift, are you unhappy?"

Lin Chou couldn't explain what this hand meant.

"Open... Heart! I'm old... Open... Heart! Particularly! Happy! ”

Su Yourong blinked his big eyes and comforted,

"Actually, that hand is not good-looking at all, it is full of wrinkles - wet tiger, you don't like it, even if you don't like it~ Even if you throw it away secretly, don't let him know~"

“...”

Ben Shuai is just your little girl who never said this.

The mountain master tsked,

"Na, don't blame those who don't know, there is tolerance, to the predecessors and sages to have due respect, this hand, is not an ordinary hand, the day view can reach the sky, the night view can understand the avenue, the bed view is the hand, the bed view is the hand, the bed view is said...

"Bang!"

"Oh!"

The mountain master took the pan off his face in a cold sweat, grinning in pain.

Lin Chou's face was expressionless,

"You say, you go on!"

"Ahem, ahem... What's that, in fact, Grandpa Dashan, I want to say that minors are prohibited from watching this chapter, and crabs cooperate. ”

"Huh??"

Su Yourong was at a loss for the whole time-(⊙_⊙)?