But as long as you are a normal person, there are few who like to listen to drunkard nonsense.

Just dragged his tongue and dragged a long cavity for a long time, not to mention that Lin Chou and the others couldn't stand it, so the wandering demon had straight eyes, and there was naturally only one reason - he wasn't drunk, and he didn't even get up to it.

So the wandering demon's beer gargling journey began, well, this belongs to the typical of playing with Laipi, all of them have been drunk like this, and the white beer is mixed again, and this distinguished guest from the black sea is estimated to want to open his eyes the day after tomorrow.

Bao Er, who had been silent for a long time, finally couldn't help but speak, his tone worried,

"Brother Chou, drink like this... Nothing will happen, right? ”

Sikong couldn't help but sneer,

"When you're old, you also call Brother Chou? Don't be too scared! ”

"Hey, hey... The one who reaches is the first, and the one who reaches is the first! This is a traditional virtue that must be respected. ”

Lin Chou said nonchalantly,

"What can happen, the food and wine money are all paid first."

Bao Er's teeth, yes, the reason why we can't make money is that the emotional family has made a lot of money - it turns out that the brain circuits are not the same.

Listening to the sound of "bang" over there, Song Qingyun's head made intimate contact with the table, and the one that hit it was called a porcelain.

Then, Song Qingyun muttered a strange thing that no one understood, and snored loudly.

Lin Chou shouted,

"I am willing to lose the gambling to the money to the money, this kid drank three altars of five colors!"

"Hey, profiteer."

"Earn three million first and come to win our money, is there any humanity..."

The wandering demon wiped the sweat from his face,

"This little bunny still drinks so badly - why don't I remember him talking so much after drinking too much?"

Bao Er looked at the empty wine jar stacked on the ground and his legs and stomach were turning, that's it, the amount of wine is poor?!

"Well, it's really the world of the Evolvers..."

Bao Er was a little excited.

As a person with ideals and ambitions, he is a man who wants to become the leader of Mingguang's largest collection team, and at this moment, a sadness wells up in his heart:

mmp, when will you be able to hold the jar like them, pour wine and step on the stool, boasting about how many living corpses you have chopped off the heads of a few alien beasts yesterday!

Think about that scene, how many times Bao Er wet the pillow towel with tears and the face of Ma Liu's flower-like sister next to him - yes, that's right, Ma Liu is now Bao Er's eldest brother, or his own eldest brother.

Men who have wives take care of their families – especially when their wives are in their teens or twenties younger than you.

In addition to worrying about "hardware", you also have to worry about "software", of course, it is impossible to upgrade the hardware in this life, so the software must be done, right?

If his wife's face is eating, drinking, and even going out to dance a square dance, he has to be covered with him and say hello, otherwise who will care about the baskets of complaints thrown to the committee?

It's hard enough for the little wife to be responsible for being beautiful like a flower, and she definitely doesn't have time to take care of such trivial matters.

Every day, just before going out, it takes two and a half hours to apply grease and powder on the left and right layers (of course, they call it easy appearance, oh no, makeup), and his waist hurts, and then he has to go to the shopping mall without air conditioning to carefully select a dress for half a day - what? Loser? Pure! You must know that the gorgeous clothes and skirts and small high heels placed outside are all appearances, and they are all made for outsiders and sisters to see! Those erotic underwear that sneaks and hides inside and takes home temptation uniforms are the eternal truth, and in the end, who is happy and has no pressure in their hearts?

Thinking of this, Bao Er couldn't help but smile intoxicated, and wiped the corners of his mouth with his hand.

In short, the capital mixed up here in Lin Chou now is thicker than the sum of his first half of his life, haven't you seen that the hunters who have always used the gathering team as a slave have already begun to look at him squarely.

And the day before yesterday, Bao Er made a major decision, he handed over everything about his growing collection team to his eldest brother Ma Liu, which seemed to others to be very stupid and had a deeper meaning behind it - anyway, Lao Tzu saw that Tianlai was in Yanhui Mountain and didn't leave, so why do you love it!

Ahem, there's actually a very private reason.

Bao Er glanced at Lin Chou nervously, and stopped talking.

The business of the white family's five-meter cow is still introduced by him... Although I don't know what happened later, everyone is grateful to Boss Lin and can't wait to make a promise, but he can't fake it in his eyes, and the mountain master said that it worked on the spot, and it worked wonderfully!

Oh my God!

Thinking about the little wife at home, Bao Er secretly made up his mind.

emmmm, five meters is indeed a bit too much.

Dude is so old, I'm afraid I can't stand the repair and destruction of the five-meter guy.

Make a discount, 18 centimeters on the line, affordable for all ages.

Sikong dangled in front of Bao Er with an empty bowl of cassava dumplings,

"Hey, hey! My son has been calling you for a long time, what are you doing, your expression is still so obscene. ”

"Ah..."Bao Er hurried to the point and said with a smile, "Sikong Gongzi, hehe, what do you command?" ”

Sikong said speechlessly,

"What can I order, Boss Lin asked you to find a way to get the new drunk back to Base City, you can't let him sleep on the lawn outside, right? And then feed the pitcher plant - do you know where he lives? ”

Bao Eryi's breasts,

"This is easy to do, I'll know when I go back to the base city and ask, cough cough, but I'm here on a motorcycle, I'm afraid I'm going to wronged this... Master Sikong, don't tell me about it, otherwise this person will have to kill me. ”

Lin Chou's eyes rolled and he understood, this is a very difficult proposition:

The drunkard picks at one, a motorcycle, do you choose to tie him to your back and drive him back or put him in the back seat like a rag bag?

If you don't want to be spit up, the answer is obviously the latter.

Lin Chou said with a serious face,

"Don't say it, don't say it."

"Yes, yes, no... Where did I put my recorder, I'll take a picture in a moment. ”

Sure enough, before the speed of the motorcycle could be raised, Song Qingyun, who was lying in the back seat, was like an inverted fountain and sprayed all the way, and the scene was spectacular!

The honest wandering demon said sadly,

"It's a pity I didn't buy a recorder, that little thing is too expensive."

Sikong put the recorder away like a baby, and said seriously,

"Lao You, let me tell you, now many hunters have opened a live broadcast room, so they will fix the recorder on their heads and make a fine-tuning, and the first-person view picture taken by fighting with strange beasts in the wilderness is very sought after, I heard that there is a special sense of substitution and thief stimulation, and they have earned a lot of external blocks by this!"

The Wanderer scratches his head,

"Anyone watching?"

The mountain master heyed,

"Then how can it be said that someone is watching? In addition to the food anchor like Qin Wuyong, this kind of live broadcast room is the most popular! The most important thing in the base city is that you can't get out of the three walls and are suffocated, and you are trying to find a way to find excitement, those big girls and little daughters-in-law, the second generation of children, and even ordinary people who are a little idle - even if you are a first-person live broadcast to fight mosquitoes, they will vote for recommendation, do you believe it? ”

The wanderer's brain crashed, "You didn't lie to me? Is there really money to be made? ”

The mountain lord scolded,

"Phew, Lao Tzu lied to you?"

The Wanderer went in a hurry, needless to say, he must have sold the skin to buy the Recorder.

The mountain master snorted,

"This goods, more daring than anyone else to fight and kill, I haven't seen him save a dime."

Sikong instead expressed understanding,

"If you awaken a talent that relies on the blood of high-level alien beasts to live, maybe you might not be as good as others - both chickens have tossed you into this bear!"

“...”

Shan Ye's face twitched, "Can you not mention the chickens, Lao Tzu finally threw them to Mama to raise them for two days." ”

"Huh!" Sikong looked disdainful.

But after all, the scolding is not exposed, and there is no more mention of the fact that the mountain master was lost half of his life savings by two chickens, and he can only rely on the queen to support him.

Sikong said mysteriously,

"A few days ago, there was a lucky guy who didn't know where to dig up a disc before the cataclysm, it was rotten and unshaped, and after the restoration in the past two days, it was ready to be screened at the mouth of the alley - adult field, it is forbidden to watch under the age of eighteen, do you want to join us?"

A group of people suddenly became interested,

"What disc, what disc, action love album? Is there a good one in the forest? ”

Lin Chou, "Get out!" ”

The mountain master tsked,

"Huh? I said, Lin Zi, why are you such a pure little virgin? It shouldn't be! It's kind of pretending to be like that..."

Lin Chou sneered,

"Calm is not pretended, grandson is pretended."

The mountain master scolded, "Damn..."

Sikong looked disdainful again,

"Please don't use your obscene worldview to judge the tastes of pre-cataclysmic ancient humans, that's a horror movie! What a country is coming... It's not important.,Anyway, there's no country now.,The disc is the original untranslated.,The comrades of the subtitle group worked overtime for a few days and nights without a break until yesterday to get the subtitles.,The translation should be called [Latent 4's mother loves me again], the director is called a pitbull or a bull terrier or something, it is said that the thief is terrifying. ”

"Mommy loves me again?" The mountain master chattered, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and he slapped his thigh and shouted, "Mother, you can play!" Exciting! Mother and son?! ”

“...”

Another topic ended without a hitch, and Lin Chou wiped up the shovel after returning to the counter.

Hmm, since the convenient shovel turned on the blood corpse, Lin Chou always felt that this thing was covered with blood wriggling like insects and all kinds of invisible dirt.

"I said, good talk, what are you doing to wipe that thing?"

Lin Chou snorted,

"Tomorrow there will be no one to deliver the beast, so I will really close the door and go hunting in the wilderness."

"It seems that I will have to fill the cold storage in the future to ensure the inventory, alas..."

In fact, under normal circumstances, Lin Chou has left enough inventory for many days to supply all kinds of exotic beasts sent by the hunters, but he was busy for a while and forgot that no one had come to deliver ingredients for a long time.

The mountain lord said incrediblely,

"You have so many things in your cold storage, and you actually say it's out of stock?"

Lin Chou rolled his eyes and pointed to the roof,

"Do you know how many dishes I'm going to prepare here?"

The mountain lord looked up,

"Niang Xipi, why did you unconsciously hang up the wind chimes? Lao Tzu still remembers that when you were just here, you only sold a salt-baked chicken, tsk, Linzi, speaking of which, you are now a big boss with hundreds of thousands of dollars per minute, how does it feel to turn your hands into clouds and cover your hands for rain? ”

Sikong and Wu Ke also looked at Lin Chou with interest, and Su Yourong was even more so.

Lin Chou thought about it,

"It's a little bit different from my original goal, I just want to open a small restaurant to earn a little money and cook something I want to cook, open casually, and look for ingredients all over the world to research new dishes - now, alas, it's hard to say."

Several people looked at each other,

"I said buddy, aren't you calling this a casual opening? How many days have you been open this month? ”

Lin Chou has words,

"Who doesn't have a holiday anymore? Can you blame me? Do you think I'm idle during the New Year's holidays? I'm either open for business, or I'm on my way to find ingredients! ”

“...”

Although he knew that this product was talking nonsense with his eyes open, several people were stunned and couldn't refute it - in fact, Lin Chou could bring back at least one new dish every time he went out.

...

In a damp and gloomy underground space, the stench of bloody mud hit people, and the white-clothed Shengxue Liu Ren was expressionless.

The whispers of his men came from the darkness,

"Damn..."

Yanagi's gaze swept over the hive-like cavern that was empty except for the foul-smelling slime, and finally stopped at the half-collapsed dome, the collapsed gravel and sediment just happened to withstand the hole, but as time passed, the water first appeared as an arm's thick current, which grew larger and more intense at an alarming speed, and washed away the hole sealed with sand and gravel again.

"It's just a fluke, don't worry, there's the smell of violent excavation and destruction above, it's the breath of the Awakened - this is the only lair that sticks out of the sea, and it's not a big deal if it's discovered."

"But..."

Liu Renjun waved his hand, interrupting the words of his right-hand man,

"The island foundation is about to be completely destroyed and collapsed, you go first, don't make a mistake."

"Yes!"

Liu Renjun was left there alone, muttering to himself,

"Who is it that discovered the loophole of the evil heart technique, who is it who found the nest and wants to do something bad to me..."

"Huh!"

Liu Renjun snorted coldly, and the flesh and mud under his feet suddenly lit up with dark red weird lines, and various rings, semi-rings and curling vine tentacle-like lines finally formed a complete pattern with a diameter of ten meters, and an inexplicable and terrifying aura rushed out of it, taking away the ruined nest that Liu Renjun had completely destroyed.

On the surface of the dark sea, a sea hunting ship with a full load sailed slowly.

"Boom!"

Not far from the sea hunting ship, an earth-shattering explosion was remembered, and the mud and sand boulders gushing under the sea surface carried the sea water up to a height of 100 meters.

The sea hunting ship suddenly sounded a terrible horn,

"Sea Beasts! No! An undersea volcano erupts! Turn! U-turn and stay away!! ”