The limited imagination of a group of people has long been limited to 0.1B per second by poverty, and you can't imagine how the scene of dozens of people serving when Sikong Gongzi is still a baby is still a baby, and the words spoken by these guys still have a sour taste of unfermented sourness.

So Sikong Gongzi ignored it as a matter of course, and sent greetings to MMP,

"Sour, sour, sour, what sour?!"

As for whether it's really sour, the mountain master has more right to speak, saying that it doesn't exist at all.

"Sour? What is acid? Lao Tzu never dreamed that this kind of scene was so good! ”

Qin Wuyong said quietly,

"I guess I can dream about it... As long as the Luanshan Women's Army is replaced with the painting style of Mingguang Hualiu Lane, it will be completely O**K~"

The mountain master fell into deep thought, and suddenly shuddered,

"No, not really... Lao Tzu always had a picture of a group of women wearing obsidian armor and carrying six-hundred-pound maces throwing handkerchiefs at Lao Tzu. ”

“...”

You see, that's self-indulgence.

The barbecue grills are all ready-made, and everyone has said that they must eat a round of lobster first.

After all, rainbow lobsters are notoriously delicious, big and meaty, and most importantly, it's not common in Mingguang - at the end of the day, it's a pot that has to happen.

In order to prevent the Mingguang Uptown from excessively demanding luxury goods, the committee strictly controls the types, quantities and prices of seafood. Whoever fucks whoever is fucking stupid!

The occurrence committee has always adhered to the principle of rather kill by mistake than let go, and fundamentally curb the occupation of the inherent productive forces in Shangcheng District, don't you have money, okay, make more contributions to the base city, such as paying three taxes a day is no problem at all, as for enjoying luxuries, either you are so awesome that I can't control the occurrence of the commission, or you can only toss with the resources allocated to you!

Want to do something with an evolutionary?

There is definitely no door, but there is still a puppy hole left for you, if you are an evolutionary who spends your own money to feed, then please squander it at your own leisure!

- The point is, who is willing to do it?

It is certainly no problem for capital operation to support itself, but how comfortable it can be to live with capital alone is a matter of opinion.

This is also the reason why those families in the Golden Circle, such as the Su family, would rather die than toss out a few evolutionaries with their own family names to escort them.

The thinking about the rainbow lobster came to an end, and everyone's eyes condensed, and they all returned to the board in front of Lin Chou.

The rainbow lobster caught up was the length of an adult's arm, almost no stains, its antennae and head were dark blue, its limbs were black and white, and there were many yellow spots, two of which were very powerful, and the whole body was colorful and unusually gorgeous.

It is a big difficulty for ordinary people to catch up just by diving, not to mention that the sharpness of this thing's sturdy armor is not a joke.

"This big guy looks really... It's so hungry..."

Lin Chou said,

"This is not big, our so-called rainbow lobster is actually called Chinese splendid lobster, very famous, even in ancient times was once called the god shrimp, in the Taiping County Chronicles, there was such a description: the first year of Song Tiansheng, the fisherman got in the sea, more than three feet long, the first two pincers can be two inches, the end of the red beard ruler, the first such as a number of liters, if painting-like, eyes, twelve feet, such as a tiger and leopard. The large rate is colorful, and the shape is particularly different. The Chinese envoy Wu Zhonghua painted his portrait to smell, and the edict was named the god shrimp. ”

"In the Song and Yuan dynasties, the length of one foot is 31.68 centimeters, which means that the 'divine shrimp' found in the Wenling area at that time was more than one meter long, which can be said to be very huge.

"The lobster itself is a very magical creature with a long lifespan, they will not become sluggish and weak with age like humans, and they will not even lose the ability to reproduce, but will become more and more active, and the dance floor giant babies who can be Thomas whirling in the elderly Yangge team are talking about them, and there is even a lobster that is said to not die at all because of natural aging, of course, I don't know if it's true or not, but what can be known is that lobster is indeed one of the creatures that rarely survive naturally to death- From both human and animal perspectives, lobster meat is so delicious. ”

The crowd was amazed,

"If you eat too much lobster, can you still live longer?"

"Tsk, I heard that the astaxanthin artificially extracted before the cataclysm or something, the thief is expensive."

Qin Wuyong smacked his mouth,

"I can't care so much, can we... That's a little embarrassing to say, can you say it while it's baking? ”

Lin Chou smiled,

"Now, do you want to eat? If you want to eat it, you will kill it. ”

Sikong looked dazed,

"Killing shrimp? Lobsters are going to be killed?! ”

Lin Chou's eyes widened,

"How can you bake without killing? Roasted alive? What are you kidding..."

Sikong waved his hand,

"Wait a minute, I'll react first, this son has eaten so many lobsters, and it's the first time I've heard that I want to kill it, how do I kill this thing?"

Lin Chou sighed,

"Yes, I'll let you gain insight today."

As he spoke, he picked up a lobster, pinched its tail and put it upside down on the board,

"Do you see it, you have to turn it aside, let its two large pincers support its whole body upside down on the board, put a piece of ice on its head, gently stroke its head, stand still, and that's it."

“...”

"Damn, it's really standing... What is this operation..."

"Show, what a show!"

The huge lobster was really honestly standing upside down under Lin Chou's touch, motionless, and even the movements of his legs became sluggish.

Everyone came to their senses, rolled their arms up their sleeves and prepared to make a brainwashing sonata to the lobster.

"Ha, little girl, stand for Dad!"

"Huh? Why do I keep running... Lin Zi, are you dead? What's going on..."

"Oops, stroking the head, stroking ... Do you want to sing lullabies or something? ”

Suddenly with a scream, Qin Wuyong jumped up and down with his fingers,

"Damn... It hurts me... Bleeding? Lao Tzu is a third-order evolutionary, how is this possible, huh... It hurts to death..."

Lin Chou walked around here and there, put on an old professor's style, and almost carried a whip,

"Well, be careful, I've heard that some fishermen often get their fingers off by lobster pincers, and the bite force of the lobster's two crows is really not a joke, and Brother Useless is the best example."